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Date: 04/17/11 05:35 PM

77 Responses to Kohler Numi Bidet Toilet

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Link: Kohler Numi Bidet Toilet - Kohler gives us a reason to want to stay on the toilet all day. Pooping has now changed forever...
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    architrex Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    wow, its like someone at kohler went to japan and stole all of toto`s 20+ year old inventions.. even the name toto calls their washlet toilets Nero, kohler`s is numi....
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    Nty, I enjoy quick poos
  4. Profile photo of Eyedea
    Eyedea Male 18-29
    81 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    haaaa these already exist in japan. good one kohler
  5. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    Yours for only $6390 US.

    I pre-orderded two for a customer last month, just waiting on them to arrive.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Now make one encrusted with diamonds and you`ll have me sold.
  7. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    Now the pooter will be the best 2 minutes of my day
  8. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    Um, holy poo.
  9. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    who the hell is buying this toilet? it all seems so unnecessary.
  10. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    Can I order a wax job after the wash?
  11. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm hubby would still find a way to get that seat to stay up. Unless that seat is cemented onto the bowl...then i would be impressed!
  12. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:23 pm
  13. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    I kept waiting to catch on to the joke-and couldn`t.So I googled the thing,and it`s a real product.About $6400 worth of commode.I lived outside the U.S for about 25 years-S.E Asia mostly-and I`ve never considered myself to have "gone native",but I really do not understand westerners(Well,and the Japanese) and this preoccupation with bathroom products.
    John Harrington must be so proud.
  14. Profile photo of cjob005
    cjob005 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    "control position, pressure and spray" - then the pulsate button , is it really just a toilet?
  15. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    If I owned that toilet, my life would be complete and I could die happy.
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    another thing that makes you want to stay on the toilet
    all day is Jose`s Tacoria down the street from me.

    WHEW!! Do NOT have the habineros!
  17. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    According to this it`s going to go for $6,400!
  18. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    looks clean now
  19. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    Hmm, why is there a toilet next to a bunch of windows?! Weird people wanting to be seen doing their business. >.=.>
  20. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    Do want! But I think I`ll install mine in a bathroom.
  21. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    That`s a pretty absurd commercial for a toilet lol
  22. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    Id buy it, its a safe investment. you spend about half an hour every day in it, you have to be comfortable, do not cheap out on toilets.
    Same goes to mattresses, shoes, and computers
  23. Profile photo of BDT1981
    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    It makes me think of that easy chair with the toilet from Idiocracy.
  24. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    I don`t need that to want to spend time on a toilet... I just bring a sudoku and I`m good.
    Though the feet warmer would be nice.
  25. Profile photo of TadnJess
    TadnJess Male 30-39
    147 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    Warning! If you are male DO NOT I repeat DO NOT hit the auto-tampon remover.
    Nuff` said. :P
  26. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    @MauserTM: Who spends thirty minutes a day on the toilet? I`m about to be very informal, but bare with me... I`ve very regular and drink a lot of water and spend(including time spent defecating) that maximum of 5-10 minutes a day on the WC.

    As for this machine, seems a waste of money.
  27. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    TadnJess: You Sir Win 1000 Internets.

  28. Profile photo of Nobbinz
    Nobbinz Male 30-39
    107 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    Panoramic pooping is best pooping.
  29. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    Why the light?
  30. Profile photo of MattyP
    MattyP Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    GParadox, try being hung over. This will immediately seem like eternal paradise beneath your cheeks. I`m for it.
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    Why the hell would you need a REMOTE control? So that your friends can surprise you from the next room??
  32. Profile photo of bordo
    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    You`re supposed to poop right next to a floor to ceiling window?
  33. Profile photo of evaqua
    evaqua Male 18-29
    60 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    Most of the toilets in Japan already have some of these features.
  34. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    I would use that one time before I accidentally dropped the remote in the toilet.
  35. Profile photo of mechonga
    mechonga Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    that digital remote will be naaaaasty
  36. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    You had me at "Warms feet"
  37. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    For god sakes. You sit on the toilet, you take a poop, and you leave. End of story.
  38. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    That`s drating ridiculous.
  39. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    Roll on floor laughing, I is worth typing the whole thing out.
  40. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    For some reason, imagining pooping on that gave me vertigo... :S
  41. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    It`s a TOILET. No amount of technology will change the fact that it exists solely to take away waste.
  42. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:00 am
    Good god, this is dumb. The only useful feature aside from disposing waste, is the "water- efficient" option. But seriously, its just a damn toilet!
  43. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:05 am
    Because the ultimate gadget, the thing that will complete your life is:
    A toilet with a remote.

    I want to build an apartment like that now (with the curtainless restroom.)
    (Dave Chappelle voice:)"Look here, bitches with telescopes! My rooster is swanging over a $20K sh*t can!!!... I`m Rick James, Bitch!!!"
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:09 am
    Thats it, i wanna poop in that!
  45. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:26 am
    I want to poo in a glass room!
  46. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:09 am
    I`ll tell you what. Freak that sh*t. They really want to sell toilets. Make one that catches piss if it veers off the mark so it doesn`t hit the floor etc...

    Second it cleans itself all over.

    Third as an added bonus it collects all the gas emitted out the okole and coverts it to electricity.
  47. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:30 am
    kohler, now made in china!
  48. Profile photo of thehitcher
    thehitcher Male 18-29
    237 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:54 am
    Here`s one. Create a toilet that compensates for morning wood, then we`ll talk.
  49. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:11 am
    Why the f u c k do i need a toilet that incinerates my behind and my feet? Lazy b*tches buy this `toilet`/ entertainment system. Why do I need auto open/close????!!!!!!
  50. Profile photo of dantheman931
    dantheman931 Male 30-39
    7 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:24 am
    Before using the touch-screen remote, for the love of God, please wash your hands. Then again, why are you waiting until you`re across the room before flushing?
  51. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:26 am
    do want
  52. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 4:19 am
    Every time I see a `gadget` like this I just wonder how damn hard it would be to clean. That retracting bidet... how will you clean inside there? Ah, but this toilet is definitely NOT for someone who has to clean their own toilet themselves, eh?
  53. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 4:37 am
    I can imagine the neighbor`s surprise when someone knocks on the door and says "my toilet broke down can I use yours?"
  54. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 4:49 am
    It`s about time Kohler responds to Toto, they have been doing these sorts of toilets for a long time. I don`t find the "remote" idea interesting, that said, I prefer what Toto`s washlets are doing. And yes, I went to Japan and tried these. Believe it or not, they are used in many common stores and some hotels, it`s not rare you get hold of one.
  55. Profile photo of infantry0
    infantry0 Male 30-39
    164 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 4:53 am
    what, exactly, is the light for?
  56. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 5:49 am
    I cannot fathom spending that much money on something just to poo on it.
  57. Profile photo of coldcomfort
    coldcomfort Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 18, 2011 at 7:17 am
    I cannot find the words to describe this feeling. I may have just fell in love; thank you Kohler.
  58. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 7:21 am
    Help! Someone hacked into my toilet! Now it keeps rejecting my poop!
  59. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 8:09 am
    Meanwhile, a child starves to death in Darfur.
  60. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 8:39 am
    I must have this. Thats a cool toilet.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 8:41 am
    Its $6,400.00
    That seems like a bit much.
  62. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 9:02 am
    that bidet looks like part of a space porn movie
  63. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 9:10 am
    Anyone else find it a bit odd that their bathroom has glass walls?
  64. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Just to poop in that is not suffice. No, you really need to get the worst case of explosive diarrheal on it, then it will be worthy
  65. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 9:21 am
    i would like the toilet to face out, so i could fap to the traffic passing by.
  66. Profile photo of Enigima
    Enigima Male 18-29
    82 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 9:42 am
    Next thing you know your being violated by tentacles....
  67. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 9:46 am
    do we really want touch screens somewhere you usually wash your hands after leaving?
  68. Profile photo of BBBBB
    BBBBB Male 18-29
    64 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:09 am
    @RecycleElf You clearly have no understanding of how these toilets work. Hands are not involved in the process.
  69. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:50 am
    does it come with a self cleaning function? then i would be impressed.
  70. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:50 am
    $6,400.00!!!! Keep in mind that`s before installation and it dosen`t suck dick pffft please I need to design a toilet. Hell I`d even make it not look like your sh**ing into a paper shredder.
  71. Profile photo of Dead_Serious
    Dead_Serious Male 30-39
    28 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    This toilet - simply put - will clean your mother drating ass while it cooks your dinner and gives you a hand job.
  72. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    so what happens in a power out?
  73. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    Well uh when i go take a piss i generally like to aim my soldier into the toilet and not have him go rogue all over the ceiling
  74. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    The day i need a remote control for the hole I take a stinking schitt in, will be the day I guess that ill have warm feet?!?!
  75. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 5:54 am
    I like the design, and lots of it`s features. But the idea of a remote for the loo is stupid. What happens if you drop it in?
  76. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
    God does exist!!!
  77. Profile photo of bironha
    bironha Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 5:20 am
    is that a toilet or an anal probe inserter?

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