Kohler Numi Bidet Toilet

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago

Kohler gives us a reason to want to stay on the toilet all day. Pooping has now changed forever...
There are 77 comments:
Male 20
is that a toilet or an anal probe inserter?
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Male 407
God does exist!!!
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Male 2,553
I like the design, and lots of it`s features. But the idea of a remote for the loo is stupid. What happens if you drop it in?
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Male 2,700
The day i need a remote control for the hole I take a stinking schitt in, will be the day I guess that ill have warm feet?!?!
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Male 314
@BBBBB
Well uh when i go take a piss i generally like to aim my soldier into the toilet and not have him go rogue all over the ceiling
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Male 2,056
so what happens in a power out?
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Male 28
This toilet - simply put - will clean your mother drating ass while it cooks your dinner and gives you a hand job.
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Male 14,330
$6,400.00!!!! Keep in mind that`s before installation and it dosen`t suck dick pffft please I need to design a toilet. Hell I`d even make it not look like your sh**ing into a paper shredder.
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Female 4,349
does it come with a self cleaning function? then i would be impressed.
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Male 64
@RecycleElf You clearly have no understanding of how these toilets work. Hands are not involved in the process.
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Male 3,619
do we really want touch screens somewhere you usually wash your hands after leaving?
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Male 82
Next thing you know your being violated by tentacles....
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Male 3,061
i would like the toilet to face out, so i could fap to the traffic passing by.
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Male 15,510
Just to poop in that is not suffice. No, you really need to get the worst case of explosive diarrheal on it, then it will be worthy
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Male 694
Anyone else find it a bit odd that their bathroom has glass walls?
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Male 2,855
that bidet looks like part of a space porn movie
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Male 6,694
Its $6,400.00
That seems like a bit much.
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Male 6,694
I must have this. Thats a cool toilet.
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Female 2,525
Meanwhile, a child starves to death in Darfur.
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Male 10,440
Help! Someone hacked into my toilet! Now it keeps rejecting my poop!
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Male 1
I cannot find the words to describe this feeling. I may have just fell in love; thank you Kohler.
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Male 1,678
I cannot fathom spending that much money on something just to poo on it.
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Male 164
what, exactly, is the light for?
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Male 237
It`s about time Kohler responds to Toto, they have been doing these sorts of toilets for a long time. I don`t find the "remote" idea interesting, that said, I prefer what Toto`s washlets are doing. And yes, I went to Japan and tried these. Believe it or not, they are used in many common stores and some hotels, it`s not rare you get hold of one.
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Male 1,360
I can imagine the neighbor`s surprise when someone knocks on the door and says "my toilet broke down can I use yours?"
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Female 2,415
Every time I see a `gadget` like this I just wonder how damn hard it would be to clean. That retracting bidet... how will you clean inside there? Ah, but this toilet is definitely NOT for someone who has to clean their own toilet themselves, eh?
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Male 498
do want
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Male 7
Before using the touch-screen remote, for the love of God, please wash your hands. Then again, why are you waiting until you`re across the room before flushing?
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Male 243
Why the f u c k do i need a toilet that incinerates my behind and my feet? Lazy b*tches buy this `toilet`/ entertainment system. Why do I need auto open/close????!!!!!!
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Male 237
Here`s one. Create a toilet that compensates for morning wood, then we`ll talk.
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Male 514
kohler, now made in china!
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Male 2,402
I`ll tell you what. Freak that sh*t. They really want to sell toilets. Make one that catches piss if it veers off the mark so it doesn`t hit the floor etc...

Second it cleans itself all over.

Third as an added bonus it collects all the gas emitted out the okole and coverts it to electricity.
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Male 2,424
I want to poo in a glass room!
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Male 25,416
Thats it, i wanna poop in that!
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Male 5,608
Because the ultimate gadget, the thing that will complete your life is:
A toilet with a remote.

I want to build an apartment like that now (with the curtainless restroom.)
(Dave Chappelle voice:)"Look here, bitches with telescopes! My rooster is swanging over a $20K sh*t can!!!... I`m Rick James, Bitch!!!"
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Female 779
Good god, this is dumb. The only useful feature aside from disposing waste, is the "water- efficient" option. But seriously, its just a damn toilet!
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Female 612
It`s a TOILET. No amount of technology will change the fact that it exists solely to take away waste.
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Male 741
For some reason, imagining pooping on that gave me vertigo... :S
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Male 757
Roll on floor laughing, I is worth typing the whole thing out.
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Female 1,172
That`s drating ridiculous.
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Male 328
For god sakes. You sit on the toilet, you take a poop, and you leave. End of story.
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Male 511
You had me at "Warms feet"
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Female 43
that digital remote will be naaaaasty
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Male 1,021
I would use that one time before I accidentally dropped the remote in the toilet.
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Male 60
Most of the toilets in Japan already have some of these features.
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Male 907
You`re supposed to poop right next to a floor to ceiling window?
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Female 1,008
Why the hell would you need a REMOTE control? So that your friends can surprise you from the next room??
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Male 197
GParadox, try being hung over. This will immediately seem like eternal paradise beneath your cheeks. I`m for it.
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Male 161
Why the light?
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Male 142
Panoramic pooping is best pooping.
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Male 17,512
TadnJess: You Sir Win 1000 Internets.

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Female 737
@MauserTM: Who spends thirty minutes a day on the toilet? I`m about to be very informal, but bare with me... I`ve very regular and drink a lot of water and spend(including time spent defecating) that maximum of 5-10 minutes a day on the WC.

As for this machine, seems a waste of money.
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Male 147
Warning! If you are male DO NOT I repeat DO NOT hit the auto-tampon remover.
Nuff` said. :P
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Female 423
I don`t need that to want to spend time on a toilet... I just bring a sudoku and I`m good.
Though the feet warmer would be nice.
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Male 132
It makes me think of that easy chair with the toilet from Idiocracy.
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Male 1,222
Id buy it, its a safe investment. you spend about half an hour every day in it, you have to be comfortable, do not cheap out on toilets.
Same goes to mattresses, shoes, and computers
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Male 2,034
That`s a pretty absurd commercial for a toilet lol
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Male 2,868
Do want! But I think I`ll install mine in a bathroom.
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Male 490
Hmm, why is there a toilet next to a bunch of windows?! Weird people wanting to be seen doing their business. >.=.>
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Male 1,627
looks clean now
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Male 3,314
According to this it`s going to go for $6,400!
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Male 37,888

another thing that makes you want to stay on the toilet
all day is Jose`s Tacoria down the street from me.

WHEW!! Do NOT have the habineros!
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Male 840
If I owned that toilet, my life would be complete and I could die happy.
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Female 32
"control position, pressure and spray" - then the pulsate button , is it really just a toilet?
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Male 2,631
I kept waiting to catch on to the joke-and couldn`t.So I googled the thing,and it`s a real product.About $6400 worth of commode.I lived outside the U.S for about 25 years-S.E Asia mostly-and I`ve never considered myself to have "gone native",but I really do not understand westerners(Well,and the Japanese) and this preoccupation with bathroom products.
John Harrington must be so proud.
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Male 360
pass.
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Female 446
Nawwww...my hubby would still find a way to get that seat to stay up. Unless that seat is cemented onto the bowl...then i would be impressed!
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Female 6,381
Can I order a wax job after the wash?
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Male 7,585
who the hell is buying this toilet? it all seems so unnecessary.
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Male 2,344
Um, holy poo.
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Male 373
Now the pooter will be the best 2 minutes of my day
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Male 1,931
Now make one encrusted with diamonds and you`ll have me sold.
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Male 2,033
Yours for only $6390 US.

I pre-orderded two for a customer last month, just waiting on them to arrive.
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Male 81
haaaa these already exist in japan. good one kohler
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Male 2,506
Nty, I enjoy quick poos
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Male 37
wow, its like someone at kohler went to japan and stole all of toto`s 20+ year old inventions.. even the name toto calls their washlet toilets Nero, kohler`s is numi....
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Female 8,044
Link: Kohler Numi Bidet Toilet [Rate Link] - Kohler gives us a reason to want to stay on the toilet all day. Pooping has now changed forever...
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