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Date: 04/28/11 02:20 PM

63 Responses to Kid Follows Homework Directions Literally [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Juicy_Juice
    Juicy_Juice Female 13-17
    328 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    Link: Kid Follows Homework Directions Literally - Kid gets an A.
  2. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2348 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    blame this one on English!
  3. Profile photo of theshark350
    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Yellow hair, blue eyes. no creativity allowed. wonder who came up with this assignment?
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    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Now make the boy bite the head off the bat. lol
  5. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    fun with homonyms
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    blargfrit Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    I`m more confused with the teacher`s comments......
  7. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    I once had to draw a golf club, so I drew the big building with a bar and a carpark where my dad went.
  8. Profile photo of Rangerahab
    Rangerahab Male 18-29
    161 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    Thinking outside the box.
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    I want to know what is he planning to do with that bat and that ball
  10. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Future chiroptologist.
  11. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    Manu Ginobli anybody?
  12. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    I-A-B---YOUR NEW TOOLBAR MAKES ME WANT TO SCRATCH MY EYES OUT AND PEE ON MY COMPUTER!
  13. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    Racism! Why does he have to be blond with blue eyes? Why can`t he be brown with brown eyes? Sexism: why does it have to be a boy? Why can`t it be a girl? Offensive on so many levels. Alternate joke: Guess how his pants got so brown?
  14. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Yellow hair, blue eyes. no creativity allowed. wonder who came up with this assignment?

    Obviously Hitler is behind this.
  15. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    English SUCKS.
  16. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    @austin1.

    Learn to google, there is a simple greasemonkey script to get rid of the toolbar on ALL sites.
  17. Profile photo of tis
    tis Female 18-29
    119 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    Ahh.. a white, blond haired, blue eyed, cisgendered, able-bodied male. Society`s most privileged and valued member. Better teach `em early who`s important and who`s not.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    Lol, unfair he got it wrong.

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    The new toolbar sucks so I`m putting this sig on the end of all my posts in protest.
  19. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    Heh
  20. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    @ the people calling racism: I`ll handle this in a fruedian "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" style - All the GREAT baseball players have been white.

    wait..that was a little racist..and not at all handled the way as mentioned.
  21. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    @ Danthedew It`s not a `sig` if you have to put it there every post..its just tedious and absurd
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    @TheTumor I seriously hate the toolbar though, and it doesn`t take a sec to paste the sig at the end. Anyway it shows how much I care if I`m willing to put the sig there manually each post. If it annoys people too much I`ll stop, it`d be a bit hypocritical not to.

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    The new toolbar sucks so I`m putting this sig on the end of all my posts in protest.
  23. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    Ah, a nice Aryan boy.
  24. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    This clearly has something to do with nazis and the Aryan race...
  25. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    the teacher seems more confused than the boy
  26. Profile photo of DragonSageX
    DragonSageX Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    @danthew what tool bar?
  27. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    At tis, i think its important to teach everyone that these blond haired blue eyed able bodied males do, in fact, just walk around with baseball bats, looking for you
  28. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    the new toolbar does suck, thats why i run a greasemonkey script to kill it
  29. Profile photo of tis
    tis Female 18-29
    119 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    "At tis, i think its important to teach everyone that these blond haired blue eyed able bodied males do, in fact, just walk around with baseball bats, looking for you"

    Lol. Why in the world would they be looking for me? I understand this is probably a jab at my post, but I don`t quite understand what you`re implying here. Your intended effect is lost. Could you elaborate?
  30. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    hehe awesome.
  31. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    @ Joeraccoon

    Okay, I only did that ONCE two years ago.

    Let the past stay buried.
  32. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    it`s still a bat bitc h teacher...
  33. Profile photo of Jackson13W
    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    true story: a friend of mine was trying to teach her young child the rudiments of math. at the time, she was trying multiplication. mid stream, the convo did this:
    Kid: `people have two hands, and every hand has 5 fingers, so everyone has 10 fingers!`
    friend: `great! now how many people have 20 fingers?`
    kid: `none! you`re weird, mom.`
    i think kids should vote; america would be flawless.
  34. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    This kid is just plain awesome.

    As far as the "tool"bar...you know I just clicked hide like a week ago and it hasn`t really come back since.
  35. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    Terrific!
  36. Profile photo of liberkaos
    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    I like this kid already!

    About the toolbar, Firefox with adblock+ addon, and I had to turn it off to see what toolbar it was, used it for years now, highly recomended.
  37. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 12:11 am
    Looks like 100% to me
  38. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 12:29 am
    "Make blue eyes on the boy"

    That`s a rather odd way to phrase it.

    Why not "Make his eyes blue"
    or "Give him blue eyes"
  39. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 12:36 am
    brown pants and brown shoes? Taaaaaackyyyyyy
  40. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 12:43 am
    XD Make blue eyes on the boy

    @liberkaos mhm I almost forgot that the internet is full of pooty ads, I only notice them when I`m using someone else pc :D adblock FTW!!!!
  41. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 4:02 am
    "Make blue eyes on the boy"

    Its the clearest way to get your point across with a very young child. "Give him blue eyes", while being more accurate, might end up with some blue eyeballs in his hands. Talk to some elementary teachers.
  42. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 4:52 am
    I`m wondering what kind of stamp the failing kids get? Instead of a happy frog and "Terrific!", how about a sad pile of poo and "Do better next time!"?
  43. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 6:23 am
    future Batman!
  44. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 6:28 am
    Why not just say make him the ultimate race for our Nazi movement.
  45. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 6:52 am
    That teacher is bitch for correcting the kid. He did what he was told!
  46. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 7:22 am
    "I`m wondering what kind of stamp the failing kids get? Instead of a happy frog and "Terrific!", how about a sad pile of poo and "Do better next time!"?"
    He did everything right and then added some humor. The kid wasn`t counted off for the bat thing, hence the "OK".
    Plus, it`s a common misconception that a single F/C/D is a person`s fault. That`s why most college-level courses drop the lowest test.
  47. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 7:49 am
    That is an ugly ass bat in his hand.
  48. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 7:56 am
    It reminds me of one time during an art contest we were asked to make turkeys. Everyone else made pretty, alive turkeys, and I made a dead, cooked Thanksgiving turkey. I got laughed at by the teacher, but then I won the art contest.
  49. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 8:03 am
    If this were my son`s assignment and the teacher "corrected" it like this, she would lose her job.
  50. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 8:30 am
    LOL
    It said bat.
  51. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 9:13 am
    "If this were my son`s assignment and the teacher "corrected" it like this, she would lose her job."

    She changed it to an "ok" and gave him full credit with the terrific stamp. Thus, she drew the baseball bat just to show him what she meant, but that his answer was good too. All in all, exactly what she should have done, so chill.
  52. Profile photo of esmifra
    esmifra Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 9:38 am
    @OmgZelda You are a terrible parent then...
  53. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 10:59 am
    OmgZelda = my new least favourite I-A-Ber

    "If this were my son`s assignment and the teacher "corrected" it like this, she would lose her job."
  54. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 11:16 am
    smart kid! think outside the norm!
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    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 11:30 am
    @OmgZelda

    I hope for your sake that you posted that as a joke, because if not, everyone hates you now.
  56. Profile photo of snunicycler
    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 11:49 am
    Omg zelda, you are a dork. I bet you are one of those crappy parents that always complains that the coach won`t let your autistic kid play baseball.

    if I was the teacher I would have taken off points because the kid still can`t make the connection between the two things, that is the parents fault
  57. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Now draw a baseball player
    NO GOD DAMN IT!!! THAT`S A F*CKING VAMPIRE!!!
  58. Profile photo of ImLame
    ImLame Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    meh
  59. Profile photo of Tramonta
    Tramonta Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    smart
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    April 30, 2011 at 4:36 am

  61. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 2:15 am
    well done
  62. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 5:50 am
    LMAO Cute.
  63. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Ozzy?

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