Kid Follows Homework Directions Literally [Pic]

Submitted by: Juicy_Juice 5 years ago Funny

Kid gets an A.
There are 63 comments:
Male 1,371
Ozzy?
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Female 245
LMAO Cute.
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Male 25,416
well done
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Female 779

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Male 46
smart
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Male 3
meh
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Male 2,893
Now draw a baseball player
NO GOD DAMN IT!!! THAT`S A F*CKING VAMPIRE!!!
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Male 87
Omg zelda, you are a dork. I bet you are one of those crappy parents that always complains that the coach won`t let your autistic kid play baseball.

if I was the teacher I would have taken off points because the kid still can`t make the connection between the two things, that is the parents fault
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Female 676
@OmgZelda

I hope for your sake that you posted that as a joke, because if not, everyone hates you now.
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Female 1,435
smart kid! think outside the norm!
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Male 1,067
OmgZelda = my new least favourite I-A-Ber

"If this were my son`s assignment and the teacher "corrected" it like this, she would lose her job."
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Male 34
@OmgZelda You are a terrible parent then...
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Male 1,351
"If this were my son`s assignment and the teacher "corrected" it like this, she would lose her job."

She changed it to an "ok" and gave him full credit with the terrific stamp. Thus, she drew the baseball bat just to show him what she meant, but that his answer was good too. All in all, exactly what she should have done, so chill.
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Male 6,694
LOL
It said bat.
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Female 1,593
If this were my son`s assignment and the teacher "corrected" it like this, she would lose her job.
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Female 2,674
It reminds me of one time during an art contest we were asked to make turkeys. Everyone else made pretty, alive turkeys, and I made a dead, cooked Thanksgiving turkey. I got laughed at by the teacher, but then I won the art contest.
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Male 10,440
That is an ugly ass bat in his hand.
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Male 494
"I`m wondering what kind of stamp the failing kids get? Instead of a happy frog and "Terrific!", how about a sad pile of poo and "Do better next time!"?"
He did everything right and then added some humor. The kid wasn`t counted off for the bat thing, hence the "OK".
Plus, it`s a common misconception that a single F/C/D is a person`s fault. That`s why most college-level courses drop the lowest test.
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Female 2,525
That teacher is bitch for correcting the kid. He did what he was told!
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Male 562
Why not just say make him the ultimate race for our Nazi movement.
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Male 606
future Batman!
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Male 741
I`m wondering what kind of stamp the failing kids get? Instead of a happy frog and "Terrific!", how about a sad pile of poo and "Do better next time!"?
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Male 625
"Make blue eyes on the boy"

Its the clearest way to get your point across with a very young child. "Give him blue eyes", while being more accurate, might end up with some blue eyeballs in his hands. Talk to some elementary teachers.
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Male 3,076
XD [quote]Make blue eyes on the boy[/quote]

@liberkaos mhm I almost forgot that the internet is full of pooty ads, I only notice them when I`m using someone else pc :D adblock FTW!!!!
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Male 1,744
brown pants and brown shoes? Taaaaaackyyyyyy
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Male 416
"Make blue eyes on the boy"

That`s a rather odd way to phrase it.

Why not "Make his eyes blue"
or "Give him blue eyes"
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Male 2,441
Looks like 100% to me
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Male 156
I like this kid already!

About the toolbar, Firefox with adblock+ addon, and I had to turn it off to see what toolbar it was, used it for years now, highly recomended.
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Male 950
Terrific!
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Male 496
This kid is just plain awesome.

As far as the "tool"bar...you know I just clicked hide like a week ago and it hasn`t really come back since.
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Male 155
true story: a friend of mine was trying to teach her young child the rudiments of math. at the time, she was trying multiplication. mid stream, the convo did this:
Kid: `people have two hands, and every hand has 5 fingers, so everyone has 10 fingers!`
friend: `great! now how many people have 20 fingers?`
kid: `none! you`re weird, mom.`
i think kids should vote; america would be flawless.
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Female 4,349
it`s still a bat bitc h teacher...
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Male 1,595
@ Joeraccoon

Okay, I only did that ONCE two years ago.

Let the past stay buried.
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Male 734
hehe awesome.
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Female 119
"At tis, i think its important to teach everyone that these blond haired blue eyed able bodied males do, in fact, just walk around with baseball bats, looking for you"

Lol. Why in the world would they be looking for me? I understand this is probably a jab at my post, but I don`t quite understand what you`re implying here. Your intended effect is lost. Could you elaborate?
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Male 936
the new toolbar does suck, thats why i run a greasemonkey script to kill it
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Male 191
At tis, i think its important to teach everyone that these blond haired blue eyed able bodied males do, in fact, just walk around with baseball bats, looking for you
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Male 193
@danthew what tool bar?
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Male 845
the teacher seems more confused than the boy
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Male 4,793
This clearly has something to do with nazis and the Aryan race...
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Male 3,894
Ah, a nice Aryan boy.
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Male 2,121
@TheTumor I seriously hate the toolbar though, and it doesn`t take a sec to paste the sig at the end. Anyway it shows how much I care if I`m willing to put the sig there manually each post. If it annoys people too much I`ll stop, it`d be a bit hypocritical not to.

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The new toolbar sucks so I`m putting this sig on the end of all my posts in protest.
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Male 552
@ Danthedew It`s not a `sig` if you have to put it there every post..its just tedious and absurd
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Male 552
@ the people calling racism: I`ll handle this in a fruedian "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" style - All the GREAT baseball players have been white.

wait..that was a little racist..and not at all handled the way as mentioned.
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Male 407
Heh
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Male 2,121
Lol, unfair he got it wrong.

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The new toolbar sucks so I`m putting this sig on the end of all my posts in protest.
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Female 119
Ahh.. a white, blond haired, blue eyed, cisgendered, able-bodied male. Society`s most privileged and valued member. Better teach `em early who`s important and who`s not.
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Male 2,033
@austin1.

Learn to google, there is a simple greasemonkey script to get rid of the toolbar on ALL sites.
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Female 535
English SUCKS.
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Female 1,677
[quote]Yellow hair, blue eyes. no creativity allowed. wonder who came up with this assignment?[/quote]

Obviously Hitler is behind this.
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Male 3,842
Racism! Why does he have to be blond with blue eyes? Why can`t he be brown with brown eyes? Sexism: why does it have to be a boy? Why can`t it be a girl? Offensive on so many levels. Alternate joke: Guess how his pants got so brown?
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Male 288
I-A-B---YOUR NEW TOOLBAR MAKES ME WANT TO SCRATCH MY EYES OUT AND PEE ON MY COMPUTER!
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Male 2,034
Manu Ginobli anybody?
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Male 567
Future chiroptologist.
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Male 15,510
I want to know what is he planning to do with that bat and that ball
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Male 161
Thinking outside the box.
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Male 1,929
I once had to draw a golf club, so I drew the big building with a bar and a carpark where my dad went.
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Male 79
I`m more confused with the teacher`s comments......
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Male 3,576
fun with homonyms
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Female 854
Now make the boy bite the head off the bat. lol
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Male 429
Yellow hair, blue eyes. no creativity allowed. wonder who came up with this assignment?
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Male 2,542
blame this one on English!
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Female 328
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