Jesus Is One Crafty Son Of God

Submitted by: goog! 5 years ago Funny

Next time I see a hot chick, I"m incorporating this line somehow.
There are 27 comments:
Male 3,076
damn I wish I was named jesus :D
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Male 4,793
Off to buy a Jesus costume, back never.
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Male 1,312
@manorrd Are you new to the interwebz?
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Male 625
Show me on the doll where Jesus touched you...
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Female 631
"It means spiritually...like when you ask someone to "let me into your heart."

...you guys seriously don`t get that? Really?"

I can`t tell whether trolling or just stupid..
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Male 838
Hispanic? I get the Jesus reference, but he`s Arabic. Just a minor point, there.
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Male 2,372
It means spiritually...like when you ask someone to "let me into your heart."

...you guys seriously don`t get that? Really?
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Male 12,138
[quote]So to get into heaven you just need to get sodomised by some hispanic dude?[/quote]
That`s right. Now bend over, gringo...
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Male 185
Nah, the phelps` would totally felch santorum for millions, I mean jesus.
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Male 1,678
So to get into heaven you just need to get sodomised by some hispanic dude?
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Male 718
@SnapsForMe. WATERBORO learn to read :P
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Male 1,222
With that big wooden cross.. youre doing it wrong
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Male 1,054
"Knowing that this is Westboro Baptist makes me take this literally."

Waterboro, not Westboro. And of` Fred wouldn`t let Jesus enter him, anyways, not even for eternal life.
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Female 217
Knowing that this is Westboro Baptist makes me take this literally.
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Male 2,229
not happening here, I`m not Christian...
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Male 37,898

well, it wouldn`t be the first time a man`s entered me
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Male 25,416
whatttt
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Male 462
If only my name were jesus
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Male 43
pronounced heh sous
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Male 2,096
....and he`s bi
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Male 15,510
Not fair he always gets all the ladies
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Male 180
Jesus (pronounced hey-sus) must get laid a lot.
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Male 606
perrvy Jesus!
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Female 857
ewww!
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Male 490
O.=.o I see what you did there... pervert
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Male 881
LOL!
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Male 320
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