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Date: 04/11/11 11:25 AM

27 Responses to Jesus Is One Crafty Son Of God

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Link: Jesus Is One Crafty Son Of God - Next time I see a hot chick, I`m incorporating this line somehow.
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 11:51 am
    LOL!
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    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 11:55 am
    O.=.o I see what you did there... pervert
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    ewww!
  5. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    perrvy Jesus!
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    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    Jesus (pronounced hey-sus) must get laid a lot.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    Not fair he always gets all the ladies
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    ....and he`s bi
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    TheJigsaw Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    pronounced heh sous
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    If only my name were jesus
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    whatttt
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36184 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    well, it wouldn`t be the first time a man`s entered me
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    not happening here, I`m not Christian...
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    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Knowing that this is Westboro Baptist makes me take this literally.
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    "Knowing that this is Westboro Baptist makes me take this literally."

    Waterboro, not Westboro. And of` Fred wouldn`t let Jesus enter him, anyways, not even for eternal life.
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    With that big wooden cross.. youre doing it wrong
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    @SnapsForMe. WATERBORO learn to read :P
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    So to get into heaven you just need to get sodomised by some hispanic dude?
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    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    Nah, the phelps` would totally felch santorum for millions, I mean jesus.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    So to get into heaven you just need to get sodomised by some hispanic dude?
    That`s right. Now bend over, gringo...
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    It means spiritually...like when you ask someone to "let me into your heart."

    ...you guys seriously don`t get that? Really?
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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 11:38 pm
    Hispanic? I get the Jesus reference, but he`s Arabic. Just a minor point, there.
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    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    633 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    "It means spiritually...like when you ask someone to "let me into your heart."

    ...you guys seriously don`t get that? Really?"

    I can`t tell whether trolling or just stupid..
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 12:37 am
    Show me on the doll where Jesus touched you...
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 7:53 am
    @manorrd Are you new to the interwebz?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Off to buy a Jesus costume, back never.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 7:45 am
    damn I wish I was named jesus :D

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