How To Discretely Breast Feed Your Baby [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago in Weird

Pardon me, ma"am, is that a baby in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?
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Male 3,619
@KittenCereal

yeah.

it was.
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Female 956
@ METALLICAROX

Not.

Funny.
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Female 4,359
how does the poor little bugger breathe?
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Male 286
someone hit that?
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Male 6
I wish people wouldn`t be so scared and just walk up to the weird person or slob and just take the damn picture. Instead they have someone they know pose and they pretend to be taking a picture of them. Let the weirdos know they`re doing something retarded, and they look really stupid.
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Male 324
You mean to tell me that someone actually slept with it? Reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy bit..."Sir, have you been drinkin`?" "Why, is there a fat girl in my back seat? Sh*t, there`s TWO of em! I ain`t drinkin` no more!"
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Female 226
So freaking classy...
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Male 2,748
Poor baby...
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Male 37,815
She`s so Fugly no one ever looks at her anyhow...
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Male 203
bahahaha i got it, bobaah
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Female 99
*Not even holding it. I change this mother-fail to a baby-win. Those are some strong teeth. (Correct even with a lisp)*

Could be the kid is in a sling (or harness thing i forget the name of them) and she did her cardigan up over it (which is basically suffocating her kid anyway)
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Male 625
I don`t know what`s more disturbing:
How she`s breastfeeding her baby or the fact that she procreated :S
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Male 1,182
she ate it
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Male 105
Not even holding it. I change this mother-fail to a baby-win. Those are some strong teeth. (Correct even with a lisp)
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Female 65
I seriously, no lie, thought she had a HUGE lopsided boob. Then... I saw the feet coming out the bottom of the jacket.
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Male 5
Ugh..fat white chick with cornrows...the kid is doomed..
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Male 15,510
The future looks bright
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Female 4,039
@Madduck - Ahhhhh! You made me spit water out my NOSE!
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Male 6,694
Ugh.
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Male 2,690
Eyes...burn...
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha, thats almost to cruel to be amusing
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Female 584
@mclovin, Apparently not since somebody found her attractive enough to impregnate her.
@madduck, It`s not the breastfeeding that`s the bad part, it`s the way her lazy ass is doing it.
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Male 3,619
@madduck they also has a sex function.

embarrassing? prob not, but correct me if i`m wrong, some people don`t like to be stared at
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Female 2,525
Madduck, you`d be surprised by how many people actually think that nursing in public is obscene and wrong.
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Male 12
wow took me a minute to notice there was even a baby in there!
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Male 341
@madduck Im pretty sure she just found a convenient way to carry her baby while they were breast feeding.. smart? Not really.. Convenient? Very much so..
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Female 7,866
Poor child! But what is the problem with breast feeding? Why should a nursing mother hide? Are we now so sexualised we find children suckling embarrassing? Breasts are there to provide milk for young- it is their function. They dispense nourishing milk for babies at the correct temperature, sterile, and they are easy to carry.Meanwhile that poor infant has suffocated.
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Male 1,021
Nobody wants to see her naked anyway.
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Male 407
She`s too ugly to breastfeed
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Male 38,494

Caught in the Act!

smuggling mexican babies acrossed the border!
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Male 868
Hands free- sure feed your baby but must you be such a lazy ass?
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Male 2,868
@sidewyz8- People who give dirty looks to breastfeeding mothers suffer from the same type of insanity which, at its worst, causes people to burn witches at the stake. It`s called Puritanism, and apparently it`s alive and well.
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Male 2,868
More like how to discretely commit infanticide. That baby looks like it`s in dire risk of suffocating.
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Female 843
I guess she doesn`t realize they make carrier type things for that situation. Holds the baby SAFELY while hiding your breastisies

And zombunny is right. I got dirty looks on an airplane once cuz I was feeding my son, but I used the carrier I mentioned so nobody could see anything. I guess I was expected to let my son starve? Or sit in the bathroom for an hour or so until he was done o_O
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Male 604
conjoined twin myopia
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Male 2,441
Poor poor baby
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Male 2,159
Mother Of The Year 2011.
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Male 452
Kuato lives!

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Male 3,745
what...the drat...
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Male 213
Baby: Mmmffrllllpphh
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Male 1,793
I think it is just a mole with feet...
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Male 4,746
What?
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Male 2,619
Ohhhhhhhh I see it now.

wish I hadn`t :(
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Male 2,619
Im seeing the thumbnail. Why?
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Male 310
That baby must have some great grip then since she`s not even holding onto it.
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Male 10,339
If you got here from Facebook, refresh.
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Male 10,339
You have got to be fu<king me. That baby is gonna die in there!
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Male 77
Pardon me OP, but is that the wrong Pic, or are you a troll??
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Female 2,525
Seriously guys? Look at the woman in pink.
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Female 2,525
Well it`s either that, or dealing with uptight people who scream at you because breastfeeding is disgusting.
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Male 80
So is that face i`m seeing or a boob and a child?
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Male 176
huh ?
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Male 11,740
Am I missing something here? I see a picture of a boy`s face. ?????
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Female 596
Link: How To Discretely Breast Feed Your Baby [Pic] [Rate Link] - Pardon me, ma`am, is that a baby in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?
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