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Date: 04/08/11 05:30 AM

86 Responses to Homosexuality = Nature Disasters

  1. Profile photo of elxx
    elxx Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Link: Homosexuality = Nature Disasters - Are gays the main cause for nature disasters? This lady says so and she has her reasons.
  2. Profile photo of Lesombre
    Lesombre Male 40-49
    17 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:37 am
    Wow.
  3. Profile photo of ryanisrufus
    ryanisrufus Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 5:39 am
    no. they are not. This is retarded
  4. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2011 at 5:44 am
    She`s a witch Burn her... are women supposed to be subserviant to man, maybe that`s the reason god is pissed off...It`s her fault...
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    Moltenroks Female 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 5:58 am
    Oh, that is adorable. Just kidding, it`s actually vaguely repulsive. And I`m not just talking about the things she was saying.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2011 at 6:01 am
    She`s a "natural disaster".
  7. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 6:15 am
    All I got out of this is: "blah blah I`m an ignorant homophobe blah blah"
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    asnodeus Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 6:18 am
    @mervviscious
    DITTO! :)
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 8, 2011 at 6:21 am

    Brucie! Grab your espadrills and run! She`s on to us!



  10. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:32 am
    "don`t ask, don`t tell" did nothing to prevent homosexuals from serving. They are theer, they are queer, get used to it...or something
  11. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2011 at 6:51 am
    If natural disasters were caused by homosexuality, Brighton would have been wiped out by a tsunami years ago.
  12. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:03 am
    lol religion.
  13. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:12 am
    wow.. hey.. I`m gonna predict that the sun will disappear and a glowing ball of light will appear when it`s dark. It`s what happens when morons use a bible to try to validate something. wait wait. No! the mayans disappeared because they men were sacrificing all the women virgins. Who else was left. yeah yeah.. that`s it. I`d done. Gotta do something productive. like eat breakfast.
  14. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:13 am
    off topic. Why is it every time I post Zombunny is always below me. WTF. I`m gonna blame that one on asexual monkeys. I predicted it.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:17 am
    *facepalm*
  16. Profile photo of Nobbinz
    Nobbinz Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:19 am
    1 Timothy 2:1

    I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.
  17. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:29 am
    Just feel honored by the privelege of being on top of me, ForSquirel.
  18. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:34 am
    Ignorant bigots, upsetting the world since ????
    Had enough now please- compulsory education was supposed to put an end to this...
  19. Profile photo of gojamesgo
    gojamesgo Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:50 am
    GOD: America repeals Don`t Ask, Don`t Tell>

    JAPAN SUFFERS!

    booo the viscous mean person! boo that bitch!
  20. Profile photo of Simcoe
    Simcoe Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:08 am
    Nobbinz, I think you mean 1 Timothy 2:12
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:09 am

    Dumb!

    If homosexuality were the cause of natural disasters, then San Francisco would have been hit by some giant earthquake or something!

    O.O

    wait a minute..... um... never mind

  22. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:13 am
    @ Nobbinz
    Guess she only quotes what backs up her agenda and personal preference.
  23. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:25 am
    Nature, you can`t explain that.

    Why on earth do we have our laws influenced by people this stupid?
  24. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:27 am
    REPENT REPENT...
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:38 am

    I`m gonna go out and do something really gay to see if I can take out Lybia.
  26. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:49 am
    Can I kiss her so the lightning strikes her?
  27. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:54 am
    This is the definition of delusional. Natural disasters will ALWAYS HAPPEN regardless of what human beings do. I could easily, today, say that we will see natural disasters for any roosteramamie reason I can think of, and I will be able to say that I was right later on, because we are guaranteed to see more natural disasters. It`s called the Law of Impermenence: poo changes. Always has, always will. Sometimes it changes more violently than others. Buddhism gets this. Clearly fundamentalist Christianity doesn`t.
  28. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:58 am
    F*CKING GAYS! How do they work?!

    dumbass woman.
  29. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:58 am
    But let`s presuppose this woman`s God is real, and causes natural disasters because of Homosexuality. Let`s look at all of the times this God DIDN`T smite human beings with natural disasters. Let`s see, I don`t believe Germany was destroyed by a massive earthquake after violating the first commandment more than 6 million times over.

    If this woman`s God is real, it`s got REALLY drated up priorities.
  30. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 9:15 am
    Betcha this woman was beaten by her father at an early age.
  31. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 9:15 am
    @ Gerry1of1

    ROFL
  32. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 9:17 am
    >Pravda
    Good on you for being a sensible Christian! ...Or are you wearing that cross for some other reason?

    /fellow sensible Christian
  33. Profile photo of docluke
    docluke Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 9:21 am
    A Christians main goal is to live like Jesus. I understand the concept of pulling the plank out of my eye before pointing out someone`s sliver, but how many souls does this save? How much of God`s love does this spread? Why are you glorifying yourself with your predictions? How close does condemning a nation halfway across the world bring you to God? And dont even get me started with those horribly outdated clothes and harcut. GROSS!
  34. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:22 am
    Gradde, I am a proud Christian and a proud lesbian:) The two are not mutually exclusive:)
  35. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 8, 2011 at 9:31 am

    I understand why people make fun of gays, there are some silly faggots out there.

    And I understand why people make fun of blacks, all that bling on their teeth and baggy pants are stupid.

    So why can`t christians understand why we make fun of them when one of them says stupid $hit like this?

  36. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
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    April 8, 2011 at 9:32 am
    So let me get this straight, She finds it easier to believe that because gays are in the military, her giant imaginary old man in the sky puts the earth in his cosmic dice cup and thus natural disasters, than in global change, yeesh facepalm.
  37. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 9:50 am
    oh good lord... 0.o
  38. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 10:04 am
    @Pravda7- Certainly Christianity and being Gay (or sane or rational) are not mutually exclusive. It`s religious fundamentalism- regardless of the religion- that is mutually exclusive with being a reasonable human being.
  39. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 10:09 am
    "So why can`t christians understand why we make fun of them when one of them says stupid $hit like this?"

    Because fundamentalism and a sense of humor cannot coexist in the same mind. But just like Chris Rock makes fun of black people who he says make other black people look bad, I know Christians who make fun of the Christians that make the whole religion look bad.
  40. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 10:09 am


    When a Facepalm is just not enough
  41. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 10:36 am
    well, sodom, gomorrah and the Flood are clear examples of what she says, so if you believe in the bible, you will have to believe her.
  42. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 10:42 am
    So... Was Katrina a preview of what would happen when we repealed DADT, then?
  43. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
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    April 8, 2011 at 10:48 am
    If she came to the UK, she`d be arrested in 5 minutes flat.
  44. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 10:54 am
    @Quackor- Even if you believe in those myths: She`s saying that the USA`s tolerance of homosex is linked to the earthquake in Japan? That makes no sense.
  45. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 11:01 am
    I`m gonna go out and do something really gay to see if I can take out Lybia.
    LOL!
  46. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    April 8, 2011 at 11:26 am
    I think my least favorite people in the world might be people who try to justify natural disasters.
  47. Profile photo of lectricmonk
    lectricmonk Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 11:36 am
    Sodom and Gamorrah was about rape. The bible dosn`t mention that it was homosexuality that caused Yahweh`s temper tantrum. The story about Lot offering up his daughters for the rapesquad and being rejected is often misinterpeted as "they were homos." If you were in a rapeing mood and your choice was some plain jewish chicks or some Angels, who would you go with?
  48. Profile photo of jakezombie
    jakezombie Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 11:43 am
    So many videos out there like this that make God seem like a total dick
  49. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 11:49 am
    @lectricmonk-
    The fcuked up thing about that story is that Lot was rewarded for offering his own daughters up to be raped in place of the angels. Not that I want to give too much credence to the whole story, because the whole thing is kinda silly and I don`t see it as having any actual relevance to real life. The Professer Brothers interpretation of it is one of the funniest things I`ve ever seen "The angels said that God was going to turn the town and all the townspeople into exactly what they`ve always wanted: a fcuked to death pile of burning caca." link
  50. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Gays - Canada`s WMDs
  51. Profile photo of Zghost
    Zghost Male 13-17
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    April 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    so wait, don`t ask don`t tell is "God`s Law?"

    I didn`t know that. God is one mysterious motherf*cking non-nice individual.
  52. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    silly
  53. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Hmm.. there are a lot of gay people here, and gays are openly in the military. They also get married in the churces here. Actually a lesbian woman was the head bishop of the church of Norway.

    There have been no natural disaters here in decades. We simply don`t have floods or earthquaces. The economy is going incredibly well. Unemployment is very low. Spring came to Oslo yesterday, wonderful sunny weather.

    According to the theories of this woman, God His Holiness himself is obviously an openly homosexual. Sorry, but i have no other explanation. God likes to "put from the rough". And i think that`s cool. So thank you dear Lord, for being an openly homosexual and proving it to the world by letting the sun shine endlessly on the country with the church that is being led by the gayest person ever. My sexual preference is otherwise, and i thank you God for not being prejudice towards me being heterosexual :-)
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    o god people are delusional
  55. Profile photo of BiGpHiL
    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 3:19 pm

  56. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
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    April 8, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Yes, tsunamis, earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, and other disasters all happen because some guys like to bone other guys. Makes perfect sense. :/
  57. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Timothy is the go to book for dealing with bigoted christian women.
  58. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    Actually, we have finally decided as a community that we will reveal the truth... Unfortunatly everything this woman is saying is entirely true. Us gays are the most powerful beings in the entire universe, we hold all the keys to the destruction of this world and others. this b**ch has revealed our secret and we have decided to come to terms with the truth.
    We are god, mess with us; and we will f*ck poo up.
  59. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    April 8, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    While the HUGE majority of Christians think this lady is "bat-poo crazy" there`s a LOT of Muslims (not all of course, but over half I`d say) who actually & actively believe this to be true.
    (waits for Baalth to change the subject)
  60. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    April 8, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    As hoped, the comments are funnier than... well they`re FUNNEH!

    "I`m gonna go out and do something really gay to see if I can take out Lybia."
    - LMAO!

    @lectrimonk - nobody knew they were Angels until later on, eh?

    @sbeelz - the "lesson" of that story is that Lot kept "Gods Law" and protected guests in his tent against all harm. That`s what he got rewarded for. YEah it`s goofy, but heck: things were weird back then.

    @I-IS-BORED: "Gays - Canada`s WMDs"
    Shhhhh! Don`t tell! Don`t ask either! Eh? (lolz!)
  61. Profile photo of ED-209
    ED-209 Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    It`s the Gaymageddon!
  62. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    thats ironic 5cats because you derailed this thread more than anyone
  63. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    @5Cats- I don`t know how weird things were back then. I mean, people come up with some pretty bizarre fiction these days, too.
  64. Profile photo of ICantNameMe
    ICantNameMe Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    *Facepalms* no comment.
  65. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    I predict this here and now. Let it be known to IAB and the entire internets and the world! Because people continue to follow religion there will be natural disasters! I have foreseen it. Let it be known!
  66. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    What gets me is that when you think about it, this mentality is prehistoric. It dates back to a time when people knew nothing about the true nature of the ground beneath their feet or the sky over their heads. A time when people believed that they had to sacrifice animals and/or humans in order to make the sun rise and the crops grow. They had an excuse 5000 years ago- they had no fcuking clue about plate tectonics or global weather patterns. There is no excuse for this mentality today. It is willful ignorance- an utter failure to catch up with centuries of cultural, ethical, and intellectual progress.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 6:49 pm

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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    yes because there were no natural disasters before dont ask dont tell was repealed...my god waht have we done?!?!?!

    KAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN KAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
  69. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    What gets me is that when you think about it, this mentality is prehistoric. It dates back to a time when people knew nothing about the true nature of the ground beneath their feet or the sky over their heads.
    I think you just summed up religion quite succinctly.
  70. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    that sort of logic come from having the chain of causality by the wrong end.
  71. Profile photo of badwolf64
    badwolf64 Female 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    If that`s the case, then there should be natural disasters everyday, because we are pretty much breaking a law everyday. There`s a law in the Bible (Leviticus 19:19) that states that we aren`t allowed to wear garments made of mixed cloth.
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    pocketmoron Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    Eeww... it`s that horrid purple cheetah print again. I suppose that`s how she wards off sinful homosexuals.
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    so weak
  74. Profile photo of jops360
    jops360 Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    so gays are causing global warming?
  75. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    April 8, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    sounds completely infallible evidence, there certainly can`t be any other explanation.
  76. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 8, 2011 at 9:10 pm
  77. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    April 8, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    she looks a little butch. Hmmmm...you don`t think.....naaaaaaaah.
  78. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    April 9, 2011 at 4:13 am
    lol America and its republican weirdos
  79. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    April 9, 2011 at 4:47 am
    leave the gays alone,
    they get too much undeserved atention
  80. Profile photo of Durrell
    Durrell Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2011 at 11:24 am
    and yes, the actions of the Americans will bring Gods Wrath down upon the rest of the world.

    That Totally makes sense!

    /sarcasm
  81. Profile photo of Durrell
    Durrell Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2011 at 11:27 am
    @badwolf64 the new testament actually absolves Christians of having to follow the laws set out in the old testament provided they do not break the 10 commandments.

    That`s whats so stupid about all this. these Christians think that they only have to follow the laws that suit them.
  82. Profile photo of magerune
    magerune Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    The world will never progress until the educated minority stops taking advantage of the stupid religious majority.

    We need to educate the masses so they understand that the very people claiming to stand for them are the one`s taking advantage of them.

    Predicting that a natural disaster will occur is like predicting that tomorrow the sun will rise.
  83. Profile photo of alisia
    alisia Female 18-29
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    April 9, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Someone please choke her.
  84. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    So...God`s alright with being gay as long as you keep it a secret?
  85. Profile photo of adia1228
    adia1228 Female 30-39
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    April 9, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    ...and no you weren`t dropped on your head when you were a baby. That`s the worst interpretation of "God`s law" I think I have ever heard. Someone b*tch slap her away from the pulpit please.
  86. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2011 at 2:14 am
    (waits for Baalth to change the subject)

    Since when has he ever done that?

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