Homosexuality = Nature Disasters

Submitted by: elxx 5 years ago Funny

Are gays the main cause for nature disasters? This lady says so and she has her reasons.
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Male 10,845
[quote](waits for Baalth to change the subject)[/quote]

Since when has he ever done that?
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Female 83
...and no you weren`t dropped on your head when you were a baby. That`s the worst interpretation of "God`s law" I think I have ever heard. Someone b*tch slap her away from the pulpit please.
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Male 496
So...God`s alright with being gay as long as you keep it a secret?
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Female 166
Someone please choke her.
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Male 80
The world will never progress until the educated minority stops taking advantage of the stupid religious majority.

We need to educate the masses so they understand that the very people claiming to stand for them are the one`s taking advantage of them.

Predicting that a natural disaster will occur is like predicting that tomorrow the sun will rise.
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Male 136
@badwolf64 the new testament actually absolves Christians of having to follow the laws set out in the old testament provided they do not break the 10 commandments.

That`s whats so stupid about all this. these Christians think that they only have to follow the laws that suit them.
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Male 136
and yes, the actions of the Americans will bring Gods Wrath down upon the rest of the world.

That Totally makes sense!

/sarcasm
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Male 1,360
leave the gays alone,
they get too much undeserved atention
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Female 3,001
lol America and its republican weirdos
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Male 3,364
she looks a little butch. Hmmmm...you don`t think.....naaaaaaaah.
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Male 12,138
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Male 955
sounds completely infallible evidence, there certainly can`t be any other explanation.
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Male 689
so gays are causing global warming?
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Male 1,297
so weak
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Male 191
Eeww... it`s that horrid purple cheetah print again. I suppose that`s how she wards off sinful homosexuals.
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Female 2
If that`s the case, then there should be natural disasters everyday, because we are pretty much breaking a law everyday. There`s a law in the Bible (Leviticus 19:19) that states that we aren`t allowed to wear garments made of mixed cloth.
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Male 916
that sort of logic come from having the chain of causality by the wrong end.
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Male 12,138
[quote]What gets me is that when you think about it, this mentality is prehistoric. It dates back to a time when people knew nothing about the true nature of the ground beneath their feet or the sky over their heads. [/quote]
I think you just summed up religion quite succinctly.
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Male 2,345
yes because there were no natural disasters before dont ask dont tell was repealed...my god waht have we done?!?!?!

KAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN KAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
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Female 3,598

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Male 2,868
What gets me is that when you think about it, this mentality is prehistoric. It dates back to a time when people knew nothing about the true nature of the ground beneath their feet or the sky over their heads. A time when people believed that they had to sacrifice animals and/or humans in order to make the sun rise and the crops grow. They had an excuse 5000 years ago- they had no fcuking clue about plate tectonics or global weather patterns. There is no excuse for this mentality today. It is willful ignorance- an utter failure to catch up with centuries of cultural, ethical, and intellectual progress.
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Male 2,988
I predict this here and now. Let it be known to IAB and the entire internets and the world! Because people continue to follow religion there will be natural disasters! I have foreseen it. Let it be known!
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Male 34
*Facepalms* no comment.
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Male 2,868
@5Cats- I don`t know how weird things were back then. I mean, people come up with some pretty bizarre fiction these days, too.
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Male 1,452
thats ironic 5cats because you derailed this thread more than anyone
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Male 53
It`s the Gaymageddon!
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Male 36,299
As hoped, the comments are funnier than... well they`re FUNNEH!

"I`m gonna go out and do something really gay to see if I can take out Lybia."
- LMAO!

@lectrimonk - nobody knew they were Angels until later on, eh?

@sbeelz - the "lesson" of that story is that Lot kept "Gods Law" and protected guests in his tent against all harm. That`s what he got rewarded for. YEah it`s goofy, but heck: things were weird back then.

@I-IS-BORED: "Gays - Canada`s WMDs"
Shhhhh! Don`t tell! Don`t ask either! Eh? (lolz!)
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Male 36,299
While the HUGE majority of Christians think this lady is "bat-poo crazy" there`s a LOT of Muslims (not all of course, but over half I`d say) who actually & actively believe this to be true.
(waits for Baalth to change the subject)
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Male 1,646
Actually, we have finally decided as a community that we will reveal the truth... Unfortunatly everything this woman is saying is entirely true. Us gays are the most powerful beings in the entire universe, we hold all the keys to the destruction of this world and others. this b**ch has revealed our secret and we have decided to come to terms with the truth.
We are god, mess with us; and we will f*ck poo up.
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Male 2,422
Timothy is the go to book for dealing with bigoted christian women.
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Male 626
Yes, tsunamis, earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, and other disasters all happen because some guys like to bone other guys. Makes perfect sense. :/
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Male 261

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Male 2,384
o god people are delusional
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Male 1,010
Hmm.. there are a lot of gay people here, and gays are openly in the military. They also get married in the churces here. Actually a lesbian woman was the head bishop of the church of Norway.

There have been no natural disaters here in decades. We simply don`t have floods or earthquaces. The economy is going incredibly well. Unemployment is very low. Spring came to Oslo yesterday, wonderful sunny weather.

According to the theories of this woman, God His Holiness himself is obviously an openly homosexual. Sorry, but i have no other explanation. God likes to "put from the rough". And i think that`s cool. So thank you dear Lord, for being an openly homosexual and proving it to the world by letting the sun shine endlessly on the country with the church that is being led by the gayest person ever. My sexual preference is otherwise, and i thank you God for not being prejudice towards me being heterosexual :-)
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Male 25,416
silly
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Male 152
so wait, don`t ask don`t tell is "God`s Law?"

I didn`t know that. God is one mysterious motherf*cking non-nice individual.
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Male 2,419
Gays - Canada`s WMDs
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Male 2,868
@lectricmonk-
The fcuked up thing about that story is that Lot was rewarded for offering his own daughters up to be raped in place of the angels. Not that I want to give too much credence to the whole story, because the whole thing is kinda silly and I don`t see it as having any actual relevance to real life. The Professer Brothers interpretation of it is one of the funniest things I`ve ever seen "The angels said that God was going to turn the town and all the townspeople into exactly what they`ve always wanted: a fcuked to death pile of burning caca." link
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Male 4
So many videos out there like this that make God seem like a total dick
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Male 8
Sodom and Gamorrah was about rape. The bible dosn`t mention that it was homosexuality that caused Yahweh`s temper tantrum. The story about Lot offering up his daughters for the rapesquad and being rejected is often misinterpeted as "they were homos." If you were in a rapeing mood and your choice was some plain jewish chicks or some Angels, who would you go with?
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Male 976
I think my least favorite people in the world might be people who try to justify natural disasters.
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Male 10,440
[quote] I`m gonna go out and do something really gay to see if I can take out Lybia. [/quote]
LOL!
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Male 2,868
@Quackor- Even if you believe in those myths: She`s saying that the USA`s tolerance of homosex is linked to the earthquake in Japan? That makes no sense.
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Male 705
If she came to the UK, she`d be arrested in 5 minutes flat.
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Male 864
So... Was Katrina a preview of what would happen when we repealed DADT, then?
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Male 2,855
well, sodom, gomorrah and the Flood are clear examples of what she says, so if you believe in the bible, you will have to believe her.
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Male 15,510


When a Facepalm is just not enough
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Male 2,868
"So why can`t christians understand why we make fun of them when one of them says stupid $hit like this?"

Because fundamentalism and a sense of humor cannot coexist in the same mind. But just like Chris Rock makes fun of black people who he says make other black people look bad, I know Christians who make fun of the Christians that make the whole religion look bad.
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Male 2,868
@Pravda7- Certainly Christianity and being Gay (or sane or rational) are not mutually exclusive. It`s religious fundamentalism- regardless of the religion- that is mutually exclusive with being a reasonable human being.
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Male 633
oh good lord... 0.o
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Male 567
So let me get this straight, She finds it easier to believe that because gays are in the military, her giant imaginary old man in the sky puts the earth in his cosmic dice cup and thus natural disasters, than in global change, yeesh facepalm.
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Male 37,888

I understand why people make fun of gays, there are some silly faggots out there.

And I understand why people make fun of blacks, all that bling on their teeth and baggy pants are stupid.

So why can`t christians understand why we make fun of them when one of them says stupid $hit like this?

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Female 290
Gradde, I am a proud Christian and a proud lesbian:) The two are not mutually exclusive:)
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Male 9
A Christians main goal is to live like Jesus. I understand the concept of pulling the plank out of my eye before pointing out someone`s sliver, but how many souls does this save? How much of God`s love does this spread? Why are you glorifying yourself with your predictions? How close does condemning a nation halfway across the world bring you to God? And dont even get me started with those horribly outdated clothes and harcut. GROSS!
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Male 2,553
>Pravda
Good on you for being a sensible Christian! ...Or are you wearing that cross for some other reason?

/fellow sensible Christian
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Male 134
@ Gerry1of1

ROFL
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Male 3,301
Betcha this woman was beaten by her father at an early age.
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Male 2,868
But let`s presuppose this woman`s God is real, and causes natural disasters because of Homosexuality. Let`s look at all of the times this God DIDN`T smite human beings with natural disasters. Let`s see, I don`t believe Germany was destroyed by a massive earthquake after violating the first commandment more than 6 million times over.

If this woman`s God is real, it`s got REALLY drated up priorities.
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Male 1,287
F*CKING GAYS! How do they work?!

dumbass woman.
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Male 2,868
This is the definition of delusional. Natural disasters will ALWAYS HAPPEN regardless of what human beings do. I could easily, today, say that we will see natural disasters for any roosteramamie reason I can think of, and I will be able to say that I was right later on, because we are guaranteed to see more natural disasters. It`s called the Law of Impermenence: poo changes. Always has, always will. Sometimes it changes more violently than others. Buddhism gets this. Clearly fundamentalist Christianity doesn`t.
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Female 290
Can I kiss her so the lightning strikes her?
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Male 37,888

I`m gonna go out and do something really gay to see if I can take out Lybia.
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Female 1,894
REPENT REPENT...
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Male 684
Nature, you can`t explain that.

Why on earth do we have our laws influenced by people this stupid?
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Male 1,526
@ Nobbinz
Guess she only quotes what backs up her agenda and personal preference.
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Male 37,888

Dumb!

If homosexuality were the cause of natural disasters, then San Francisco would have been hit by some giant earthquake or something!

O.O

wait a minute..... um... never mind

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Male 126
Nobbinz, I think you mean 1 Timothy 2:12
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Male 107
GOD: America repeals Don`t Ask, Don`t Tell>

JAPAN SUFFERS!

booo the viscous mean person! boo that bitch!
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Female 7,832
Ignorant bigots, upsetting the world since ????
Had enough now please- compulsory education was supposed to put an end to this...
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Female 2,525
Just feel honored by the privelege of being on top of me, ForSquirel.
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Male 142
1 Timothy 2:1

I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.
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Male 3,057
*facepalm*
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Male 2,390
off topic. Why is it every time I post Zombunny is always below me. WTF. I`m gonna blame that one on asexual monkeys. I predicted it.
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Male 2,390
wow.. hey.. I`m gonna predict that the sun will disappear and a glowing ball of light will appear when it`s dark. It`s what happens when morons use a bible to try to validate something. wait wait. No! the mayans disappeared because they men were sacrificing all the women virgins. Who else was left. yeah yeah.. that`s it. I`d done. Gotta do something productive. like eat breakfast.
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Female 2,525
lol religion.
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Male 2,859
If natural disasters were caused by homosexuality, Brighton would have been wiped out by a tsunami years ago.
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Male 645
"don`t ask, don`t tell" did nothing to prevent homosexuals from serving. They are theer, they are queer, get used to it...or something
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Male 37,888

Brucie! Grab your espadrills and run! She`s on to us!



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Male 101
@mervviscious
DITTO! :)
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Female 1,743
All I got out of this is: "blah blah I`m an ignorant homophobe blah blah"
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Male 4,746
She`s a "natural disaster".
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Female 95
Oh, that is adorable. Just kidding, it`s actually vaguely repulsive. And I`m not just talking about the things she was saying.
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Male 1,793
She`s a witch Burn her... are women supposed to be subserviant to man, maybe that`s the reason god is pissed off...It`s her fault...
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Male 15
no. they are not. This is retarded
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Male 17
Wow.
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Male 2
Link: Homosexuality = Nature Disasters [Rate Link] - Are gays the main cause for nature disasters? This lady says so and she has her reasons.
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