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Date: 04/29/11 07:00 AM

33 Responses to Guided Evolution [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 6:52 am
    Link: Guided Evolution - This makes a good point, although, I don`t necessarily believe the first part is correct.
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    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 7:29 am
    wut?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 7:30 am
    So god is a ritz cracker with some sesame seeds on the edges huh? I knew it all along.
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 7:31 am
    what the [email protected] is this
  5. Profile photo of Sutts
    Sutts Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 7:42 am
    Just finishing off my final year dissertation on the evolution of Monogamy!! The idea of humans being monogamous is a social construct developed over thousands of years, whereas the morphology of the penis is due to changes in biology which has taken millions of years! Furthermore around 80-85% of societies allow polygamous marriage.
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    Isobel Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 7:50 am
    "Furthermore around 80-85% of societies allow polygamous marriage."
    Does getting a divorce and marrying another person count as polygamy?
    Because I think it should.
    A truly monogamous society would allow only one spouse.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 8:05 am
    Wha?!?!?!??
  8. Profile photo of DrMambo
    DrMambo Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 8:05 am
    Is there so little material to post on I-A-B that you have to resort to posting comics that come out the same day?
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 8:20 am
    drmambo, we just cant win. we get complaints when our stuff is old and now we are getting complaints that our stuff is too new?
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2011 at 8:31 am
    Dragonfly penises are even more hardcore. They are covered in tiny spikes, and literally SCOUR the vagina to remove sperm.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2011 at 8:34 am
    dragonfly sex
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2011 at 8:47 am
    "So god is a ritz cracker with some sesame seeds on the edges huh? I knew it all along."

    THIS!
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2011 at 8:47 am
    @cobrakiller

    At least this post isn`t too medium, like the last one.

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    lapajara Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 8:59 am
    I love shrooms!
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    Norsak Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 9:20 am
    "Ribbed for her pleasure" actually means "ribbed for stiff competition."
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    April 29, 2011 at 9:25 am
    duck have some odd things going on in the penis
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2011 at 9:42 am
    God`s penis is mushroom shaped then.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 9:56 am
    so cobrakiller doesn`t think humans should`ve been made?
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    paperduck Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 10:11 am
    This hypothesis on the shape of a penis is awful. First of all, there are hundreds of millions of sperm cells in an ejaculation, I doubt the sloppy seconds man`s penis extracts them to any significant degree, i.e. you only need 1 sperm cell.

    Secondly and maybe more importantly, that would mean the mushroom shape would extract his own ejaculation too if he keeps going after coming, which of course happens. Which would be counterproductive to the so-called mushroom shape explanation.
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    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 10:40 am
    I thought this was something about lemons
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 10:44 am
    The head`s probably more pleasurable for women. Dudes with better-feeling junk get to have more sex. The end.
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    Norsak Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 10:53 am
    "God`s penis is mushroom shaped then."
    -tiredofnicks

    Thanks for ruining everything for everyone. For ever.
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 11:12 am
    oh for Sh*t sake gross!
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    bakeybake Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 11:13 am
    - paperduck. i dont think your understand it. It doesnt need to do it anymore because we dont really have survival of the fittest in such aggresive forms. theres still plenty of species out there that do that. and remember the residual bellend didnt just form and suddenly pop into existance with modern man. regardless of its use today its most likely a residual feature left from a previous ancestor.

    yeh there are hundreds of millions of sperm. but think how often chicks get pregnant in the case of unprotected sex. not alot. now imagine if you could magicly lower the prvious mates chances to 50% less. that mean you have 50% better chance for your genes to carry open. now imagine 100000 generations. which one do you think will still be around. the one with 50% less or the one making them 50% less?
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    LleetLlama Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    If you go read this on smbc-comics.com the artist provides a link explaining the humor behind the comic. Its basically an evolutionary "ha ha christians are dumb" joke.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    @DrProfessor

    except, usually woman would figure that out after the fact so...
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    paperduck Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    Bakeybake: The percentage of who the father will be is 50% if two men mate with the same woman regardless. There`s nothing magical about it.
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    @LleetLlama
    Wow. That is quite insightful.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    It`s funny and true.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    hey IAB, if you post a person`s webcomic, how `bout making the image a link to the actual comic? usually there`s other stuff, like XKCD`s opt text. Would be nice, and maybe gives the artist a little bump. Also, helps explain confusing-ass comics like this one.
  31. Profile photo of bakeybake
    bakeybake Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2011 at 3:26 am
    paper duck. you not getting the point man. if you have a genetic trait that you can pass on that enables you to have a higher chance of passing on your genes and reproducing. then obviously the generations that come will gradually have a higher and higher percentage that carry this trait.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 2, 2011 at 2:17 am
    meh
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    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 3:11 am
    here you go phoneybone
    SMBC

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