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Date: 04/24/11 12:42 PM

49 Responses to Google AutoText Has Answers To All Questions [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Rested
    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Link: Google AutoText Has Answers To All Questions - Not that we necessarily want to know the answers to these questions... Especially this one.
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    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    whoa...
    how DO they dream?
  3. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    That`s a Jim Jefferies bit
  4. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    Lol, "I`m feeling lucky"
  5. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    `I`m feeling lucky` kind of sounds like the reply that could be given
  6. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    394 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    so how DO they know?!

    I`d never considered this before but now it`s going to keep me awake at night wondering...
  7. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    The world may never know.
  8. Profile photo of koolmole
    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    seriously tho how do they know when to stop wiping...
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Now that question is going to bother me all day
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    "whoa...
    how DO they dream?"

    If they are born blind, they use their other senses to make the dream. Like they feel a monster if it`s a nightmare and they hear cars if they`re dreaming about cars.
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    The tough questions are asked today
  12. Profile photo of trickroom
    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    they know to stop wiping when it starts to hurt...
  13. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    they smell the tp? o.O
  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    I`ve never thought about it.

    Well... you can feel the consistency of it when you pass it, that gives you a rough idea of how many times to wipe. Aside from that they can probably feel how smoothly the wiping action is and this can judge if they are clean.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    seriously tho how do they know when to stop wiping

  16. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    thought provoking
  17. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    i had never thought about it, but now feel i must know the answer to this queston. anone on here blind? oh, erase that, little point in that. heres another question then, what on earth do blind people do when they are bored?
  18. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    I googled it, like here and hit the top link - someone asked the question at forumserver.twoplustwo. User "theGrifter" replies: "I used to wipe toward my balls until someone told me not to." How does someone wonder into adult life doing this? And what situation or event can occur that will lead them on the right path?
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    genuine lol
  20. Profile photo of Donkey117
    Donkey117 Male 30-39
    78 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Blind people have dogs don`t they? And dogs know how to clean themselves right?
    Sooo....
  21. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    I checked this. It is legit.
  22. Profile photo of rnwood
    rnwood Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    I am interested to know about the dreaming, wiping, and money counting. Time to do some research...
  23. Profile photo of rnwood
    rnwood Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    Seems like sniffing the toilet paper is the most popular result of my research. Gross.
  24. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    Wipe...smell...fold...repeat.
  25. Profile photo of PopCap
    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    "Blind people have dogs don`t they? And dogs know how to clean themselves right?
    Sooo...."

    So obvious, yet so genius.
  26. Profile photo of Jen-O-Bear
    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    I hope they don`t do the accidental bump on the nose when they`re smelling.
  27. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    I never look at the paper, I don`t even want to see that, and yet I have no trouble keeping it clean.
  28. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    Duh, your ass always smells. The wipe smell thing would keep you wiping constantly till your ass stopped smelling. Which would be impossible.
  29. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    Who the drat smells the poo on the paper? drat thats gross, ...savages.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    It`s funny that everyone seems to have latched on to just one question. As for me, I guess I`ll just google it.
  31. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    @SarahofBorg
    How can you know for sure? ;)
  32. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    oh my *points to that scary comment*

    ...how DO they wipe?
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    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    @fayeyu01

    She`s too skinny. No thanks.
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    thahellmouth Male 18-29
    160 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    naaasty
  35. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    Do you feel lucky? Well DO YOU? --PUNK
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    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    Wait, how do they count money?
  37. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    What`s the answer?
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    i have kinda wondered...
  39. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    Blind people count their money by having the bills folded differently. This is a system that has required either lots of exact bills so that change is exactly what it says, as in coin change, or through trust with a merchant. I`m sure they mostly use cards nowadays that there is no trust between the consumers and the merchants.
  40. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    You smell the paper every time!
  41. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 12:15 am
    Ah to be blind... all people you sleep with are supermodels1 :-)
  42. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 12:28 am
    Well it`s it a bit like the scratch and sniff stickers you played with as a kid...
  43. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 12:49 am
    WELL! First they...

    *davymid wallops 5cats with a banhammer*

    Ouchies! Gosh my comment wasn`t THAT bad!
  44. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 1:21 am
    WELL! First they...

    *davymid wallops 5cats with a banhammer*

    Ouchies! Gosh my comment wasn`t THAT bad!
    Friend, my banhammer is made of tulips and the gentle rainbow-coloured farts of Unicorns. Relax, Dude.
  45. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 6:42 am
    Here the money paper has different size. The 500 is bigger than the 200 etc. 1 kr coins have holes in them. 5 kr`s has uneven edges - the 20 doesn`t - and so on.
  46. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 7:15 am
    Silly americans
  47. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 7:18 am
    thats easy; taste test.
  48. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    "my banhammer is made of tulips"
    I immediatly thought of this Lou Reed song! @davymid!
  49. Profile photo of dangerpig
    dangerpig Male 30-39
    6 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 12:54 am
    I`m blind and do not find this funny at all.

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