Google AutoText Has Answers To All Questions [Pic]

Submitted by: Rested 6 years ago in Weird

Not that we necessarily want to know the answers to these questions... Especially this one.
There are 49 comments:
Male 6
I`m blind and do not find this funny at all.
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Male 40,728
"my banhammer is made of tulips"
I immediatly thought of this Lou Reed song! @davymid!
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Male 1,292
thats easy; taste test.
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Male 588
Silly americans
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Male 1,010
Here the money paper has different size. The 500 is bigger than the 200 etc. 1 kr coins have holes in them. 5 kr`s has uneven edges - the 20 doesn`t - and so on.
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Male 12,138
[quote]WELL! First they...

*davymid wallops 5cats with a banhammer*

Ouchies! Gosh my comment wasn`t THAT bad![/quote]
Friend, my banhammer is made of tulips and the gentle rainbow-coloured farts of Unicorns. Relax, Dude.
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Male 40,728
WELL! First they...

*davymid wallops 5cats with a banhammer*

Ouchies! Gosh my comment wasn`t THAT bad!
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Male 436
Well it`s it a bit like the scratch and sniff stickers you played with as a kid...
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Male 2,586
Ah to be blind... all people you sleep with are supermodels1 :-)
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Female 383
You smell the paper every time!
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Male 256
Blind people count their money by having the bills folded differently. This is a system that has required either lots of exact bills so that change is exactly what it says, as in coin change, or through trust with a merchant. I`m sure they mostly use cards nowadays that there is no trust between the consumers and the merchants.
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Male 2,384
i have kinda wondered...
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Male 3,894
What`s the answer?
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Male 201
Wait, how do they count money?
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Male 541
Do you feel lucky? Well DO YOU? --PUNK
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Male 160
naaasty
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Male 328
@fayeyu01

She`s too skinny. No thanks.
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Female 470
oh my *points to that scary comment*

...how DO they wipe?
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Male 707
@SarahofBorg
How can you know for sure? ;)
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Male 2,085
It`s funny that everyone seems to have latched on to just one question. As for me, I guess I`ll just google it.
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Male 773
Who the drat smells the poo on the paper? drat thats gross, ...savages.
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Male 2,748
Duh, your ass always smells. The wipe smell thing would keep you wiping constantly till your ass stopped smelling. Which would be impossible.
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Female 3,562
I never look at the paper, I don`t even want to see that, and yet I have no trouble keeping it clean.
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Female 123
I hope they don`t do the accidental bump on the nose when they`re smelling.
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Male 729
"Blind people have dogs don`t they? And dogs know how to clean themselves right?
Sooo...."

So obvious, yet so genius.
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Male 1,461
Wipe...smell...fold...repeat.
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Male 168
Seems like sniffing the toilet paper is the most popular result of my research. Gross.
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Male 168
I am interested to know about the dreaming, wiping, and money counting. Time to do some research...
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Male 2,441
I checked this. It is legit.
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Male 78
Blind people have dogs don`t they? And dogs know how to clean themselves right?
Sooo....
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Male 959
genuine lol
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Male 1,010
I googled it, like here and hit the top link - someone asked the question at forumserver.twoplustwo. User "theGrifter" replies: "I used to wipe toward my balls until someone told me not to." How does someone wonder into adult life doing this? And what situation or event can occur that will lead them on the right path?
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Female 4,408
i had never thought about it, but now feel i must know the answer to this queston. anone on here blind? oh, erase that, little point in that. heres another question then, what on earth do blind people do when they are bored?
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Female 3,001
thought provoking
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Male 11,739
[quote]seriously tho how do they know when to stop wiping[/quote]

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Male 10,440
I`ve never thought about it.

Well... you can feel the consistency of it when you pass it, that gives you a rough idea of how many times to wipe. Aside from that they can probably feel how smoothly the wiping action is and this can judge if they are clean.

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Male 498
they smell the tp? o.O
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Male 286
they know to stop wiping when it starts to hurt...
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Male 25,416
The tough questions are asked today
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Female 9,572
"whoa...
how DO they dream?"

If they are born blind, they use their other senses to make the dream. Like they feel a monster if it`s a nightmare and they hear cars if they`re dreaming about cars.
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Male 39,880

Now that question is going to bother me all day
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Male 176
seriously tho how do they know when to stop wiping...
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Female 675
The world may never know.
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Male 395
so how DO they know?!

I`d never considered this before but now it`s going to keep me awake at night wondering...
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Female 839
`I`m feeling lucky` kind of sounds like the reply that could be given
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Male 2,121
Lol, "I`m feeling lucky"
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Male 638
That`s a Jim Jefferies bit
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Male 322
whoa...
how DO they dream?
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Male 570
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