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Date: 04/05/11 01:25 PM

76 Responses to Girl Has Medical Problem: Can`t Shut Her Mouth

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    April 5, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    Link: Girl Has Medical Problem: Can`t Shut Her Mouth - As funny as this may seem, it would totally suck if you had this condition for longer than 30 seconds.
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    drummerboy90 Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    lockjaw sucks ass.
  3. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
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    April 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    Let the jokes commence!
  4. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    hehehe

    that`s happened to me before but I was able to close it by myself (hurt like a bitch though)
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    Damshek Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    Cake hole?!
  6. Profile photo of dexstar
    dexstar Male 18-29
    89 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    could be handy...
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    forestq Female 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    That`s a majorly rude and stupid show. "Let`s make fun of people in the ER!" umm...kind of messed up...
  8. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 5, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    I know a few girls like that.
  9. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    :0
  10. Profile photo of scottk6
    scottk6 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    so....she`s just like most women?
  11. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    this happens all the time. you just gotta jam your thumb under your chin, in the approximate spot righ below your tongue. seeeeemple.
  12. Profile photo of klaxor
    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    Was that crackling noise made by her jaw?
  13. Profile photo of docluke
    docluke Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    So her mouth was wide open, but she couldn`t talk? I fail to see the problem here.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 5, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    A `yawn` forced her mouth open that wide...

    suuuuuuuuuurrrrree
  15. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    I have an ex that can`t shut her mouth, too.
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Now if she was a snake, the story would be entirely different
  17. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    Docluke has made my day
  18. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Isn`t that a problem of every girl? j/k
  19. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
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    April 5, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    Now I`m going to be worried every time I yawn.
  20. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    she has TMJ, her jawbone is probably starting to wear and curve in the sockets. i know this because the same thing happens to me except i dont go crying to the doctors everytime it happens, pop it back into place and suck it up! (just kidding, that hurts like all hell to do that)
  21. Profile photo of crazedmofo
    crazedmofo Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    she can fit how many in her mouth?...........sweeeet
  22. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    behold IAB, the British health service. Try not to get sick - you might need treatment!
  23. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    i agree with shappy, sounds like TMJ which led to lockjaw
  24. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    I thought all girls can`t ever SHUT THEIR DRAT MOUTHS!
  25. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    I just yawned and I am scared =O
  26. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    Shes gonna pretty popular back at school
  27. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    lemme guess. amber found out that beckys boyfriend johnny slept with susie in the lunchroom. and she was so surprised that her face actually got "stuck like that"
  28. Profile photo of llane
    llane Female 13-17
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    April 5, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    Northampton triumphs once again on IAB! I was on this programme once...
  29. Profile photo of dada
    dada Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    OMG. This happened to my aunt too!
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 5, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    All the guys at school are like "Dude! Did you hear? Her jaw unhinges! AWESOME!"
  31. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    I think she looked like John Cleese.
  32. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    Oh crap now everytime I yawn I think this is going to happen to me. My jaw already pops a lot and won`t even open straight.
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    Negativitron Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    judging by the title alone I`d say she needs a backhand. and some laundry to do.
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    germomiter Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    When I read the title I thought this would be a sexier vid :(
  35. Profile photo of Metum
    Metum Male 13-17
    155 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    this scared the poo out of me im never yawning again
  36. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    She`s kinda cute... and what the devil does "A and E" stand for? I noticed at the end the show is called "Bizarre ER" so where does the "A and E" come from?
  37. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    YA RIGHT! That`s what she told her parents. She met her first black man! I`m sure you can figure out why she opened her mouth soooooooo wide. :O
  38. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    Yeah, happened to my gf a couple of times in bed.
    good news though, i have to finish quick so we can get to the hospital.
  39. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 5, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    She`s kinda cute... and what the devil does "A and E" stand for? I noticed at the end the show is called "Bizarre ER" so where does the "A and E" come from?
    A & E stands for "Accident and Emergency". It`s the British equivalent of the American "ER", though both are used in the UK. I guess they couldn`t come up with a good name using "A & E" so they used "Bizarre ER".
  40. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    Haha, lollisticks.
  41. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    As long as her mouths already open like that...
  42. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    I actually did this once on a camping trip... I used to have a nasty habit of yawning down and to the side instead of straight down. My jaw dislocated and I had to put the soab back in myself! Hurt like buggery, not yawned sideways since.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    Are these the problems british people have? If an american tried this sh*t...they`d be laughed out of the ER and slapped with a multithousand dollar bill.....
  44. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 8:32 pm
    She said "ahahahah haahha ahhaha"
    Ohh british humor...
  45. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    Mum, can i have a lolli before suppa?
  46. Profile photo of UrielElOsO
    UrielElOsO Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    LOL. The Narrator is just a bitch, but funny as hell.
  47. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    just get Ken or Ryu in there with a good ol` shoryuken, that`ll fix her right up
  48. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    I dunno why they couldn`t understand her, she sounded about the same with the jaw problem as without. Silly Brits.
  49. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    wow the narrator was a bit rude. I`ve never dislocated my jaw to this extent, but I have pulled it out of place several times and lemme tell you, it is NOT FUN putting it back :/
  50. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    And the 2011 Prize For Most Predictable Comment goes to...

    *** DRUMROLL ***

    Lionhart, for his `OMG I think it`s spreading through the entire female population of the planet`
  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    She would have got to the ER sooner, but there was a line of teenage boys lined up in front of her...
  52. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    Jaws
  53. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    I can`t help but think that there are a lot of men who would take advantage of a girl in that situation... most likely while saying something a long the lines of "Surprise face secks!"
  54. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2011 at 11:44 pm
    FU U now I we never yawn again AND I HAVE TO NOW!!!
  55. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 12:24 am
    My jaw clicks and I fear this will happen to me some day. It has almost happened a couple times. Not a something I look forward to.
  56. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 2:06 am
    brits and their lollysticks
  57. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 4:16 am
    the cracking noise was the most disgusting thing ever
  58. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 4:40 am
    that cracking sound will put anyone off of yawning forever
  59. Profile photo of Yehia
    Yehia Male 18-29
    67 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 4:45 am
    I`m having dirty thoughts.
  60. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:24 am
    spend the weekend with me and she`ll be scared to Open her mouth!
  61. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 8:04 am
    Got wood?
  62. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 10:26 am
    I`m having dirty thoughts.
    Yeah me too.
  63. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Watching the clip was funny, reading all the posts was entertainingly funny! LOL
  64. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    She was pretty cute after the whole procedure.
  65. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Britain has talent?? this is not where the clip was taken from?
  66. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Poor girl :/
  67. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 6, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    poor girl
  68. Profile photo of SeniorMooCow
    SeniorMooCow Female 13-17
    42 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    Was that gross cracking sound at 2:54 her jaw? Ew.
  69. Profile photo of PPPRULE
    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    i`m never opening my mouth again!!!! omg 2:54!!!!
  70. Profile photo of antilight
    antilight Male 30-39
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    April 6, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    As gross as this sounds, I can actually make a noise sorta like what hers does... it`s like cracking my knuckles, only I do it with my jaw...
  71. Profile photo of crystemp
    crystemp Female 18-29
    13 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    I`v had that happen to me a few times now. The doc said I have Temporomandibular joint disorder. Sounds like fun, eh?
  72. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    A girl who can`t close her mouth? What`s the abnormality here? HAW HAW HAW

    Sorry someone had to say it.
  73. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    penis
  74. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
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    April 7, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    "gaping gob"
    "cake hole"

    Not cool lady.
  75. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    No jokes about shoving wood in her mouth?
  76. Profile photo of agl126
    agl126 Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2011 at 3:58 am
    ARGH the sound of her jaw unclamping or whatever...gross.

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