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Date: 04/22/11 08:59 AM

69 Responses to Geese Battle Royale

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 7:48 am
    Link: Geese Battle Royale - Couple of Geese go at it with a human assist at the end.
  2. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Bored bored bored bored CAR AWESOME.
  3. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Dirty birds, I hope it died.... These things are always harassing the people at my work and crapping all over the place. I just saw one sitting on the roof of some guys Camery not 10 minutes ago.... Man i hate those things.
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36843 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:08 am

    OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    Great Surprise Ending!

  5. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:09 am
    Reminds me of that video where this guy scares his girlfriend, then she freaks out and runs out of the house and gets eaten by a car.
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    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:09 am
    and that is why you never run away from a fight
  7. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:09 am
    oh shi- the ending. i did not expect that!! what the fu-
  8. Profile photo of PaintedNInja
    PaintedNInja Male 18-29
    96 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:11 am
    that`s the best video I`m gonna see today
  9. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:19 am
    Did it get hit by a car in the end? O___O
  10. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:24 am
    LOL I LOVE IT WHEN ANIMALS DIE SO FUNNY LMMFAO
  11. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:27 am
    Good eats.
  12. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Wow..Holy Frig, Didn`t see that coming!
  13. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:30 am
    I was like "Two seconds left? How is someone going to - oh damn. Did not expect that."
  14. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:41 am
    See?! Never back down from a fight. It will mean your death!
  15. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:42 am
    @Davis: Yeah. I remember not 20 years ago Canadian Geese were endangered. Now they have the "pest" designation in some cities.
  16. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:43 am
    Oh come on. Not nice.
  17. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:48 am
    should have looked left and right
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Oh sh*t :-(
  19. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:05 am
    why does every video like this end two seconds after something bad happens?
  20. Profile photo of PapSett
    PapSett Female 50-59
    63 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:18 am
    Was NOT expecting that... :-(
  21. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:27 am
    "His name was Robert Paulson, his name was Robert Paulson"
  22. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:29 am
    Hilarious
  23. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:50 am
    The best part of this video? The caption didn`t give it away. Good work. Let`s all take note.
  24. Profile photo of ihatekevin
    ihatekevin Female 18-29
    166 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Poor goose |-(
  25. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:07 am
    Much better brawl than the teenage girl fights on the interweb.

    EPIC ending.
  26. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Lol`d. Fkin geese.
  27. Profile photo of iiiicpdiiii
    iiiicpdiiii Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:14 am
    I didn`t see that coming at all....
  28. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:25 am
    omg! thats so horrible. i hope the goose was okay...
  29. Profile photo of riseplease19
    riseplease19 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Hope the car isn`t hurt
  30. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:52 am
    "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

    I guess the car was eaves dropping.
  31. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    I really wish the recording would`ve last like 1-2 seconds longer...
  32. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Natural selection in action... ain`t it grand?
  33. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    Those things are everywhere. A lot of people consider them a nuisance, plus they`re about to start breeding.

    I know a guy who caught one and barbecued it. Apparently they taste pretty good.
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Now they have the "pest" designation in some cities.
    Yep.
  35. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    wow, the end.

    ...wow.
  36. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    :|
  37. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    "The best part of this video? The caption didn`t give it away. Good work. Let`s all take note.`

    @EvanBartlett
    I have taken note. You correct, it would not have been as cool if the caption had mentioned anything about the car.
  38. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    i wasn`t expecting that!
  39. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    yea its two geese fighting than whaaaaa?
  40. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    LOL
  41. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    wow that was pretty unexpected
  42. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    MOrtal combat
  43. Profile photo of Moosh
    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    I did not need to see that
  44. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    FATALITY
  45. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    Did not see that coming :-O
  46. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    I`m guessing geese howard was driving that vehicle.
  47. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    i laughed aloud
  48. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    I`ve handled many animals. However I found geese to be the most ornery MFer`s to deal with.
  49. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    lmfao
  50. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    HUMANITY. drat YEAH.
  51. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    this should be on tosh.0 as a guess what happens next...
  52. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    i knew that was going to happen so got my hand in front of the screen in time, just heard the `THUMP`. I don`t wanna see that! :(
  53. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    I guess you guys have never seen geese mating before. Sad part is they mate for life.
  54. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    damn that was horribly funny at the end
  55. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    That wasn`t funny.
  56. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    @ Davisboy and Aubernjunkie: I think we all know that the only difference between a goose and a Republican is feathers.
  57. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1071 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    Its the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiife and it moves us aaaaaaallllllll
  58. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    WOW i totally didn`t expect that at the end.
  59. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    Hummm, interesting. Geese fighting..DRAT!
    HOLY DRAT!
    WHAT THE DRAT!
    WOW! Ok, that was unexpected! Seriously NOT boring!
  60. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:07 am
    "That wasn`t funny."
    No, but it put a pound of joy in my heart that geese are killing each other.
    PROTIP: Never go near them during mating season. THEY ARE D**KS.
  61. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:32 am
    "should we stop them?"
    Let nature be nature
  62. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:59 am
    "Its the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiife and it moves us aaaaaaallllllll"

    Look around you, Simba: everything the light touches is our kingdom. Someday this will all be yours.

    "I need... an adult?"
  63. Profile photo of havoctwin
    havoctwin Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 8:36 am
    ._.
  64. Profile photo of JoshT
    JoshT Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 9:48 am
    Weakest goose backs down, is hit by car and removed from gene pool. Lovely :). Not really nature at work, but meh, it`s close enough.
  65. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 10:34 am
    OOOOOOOOO! Didn`t see that ending coming.

    I like when geese chase each other around with their heads low to the ground.
  66. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 10:37 am
    And I live on a lake where there`s always geese and ducks. Mating season is gonna be loud as drat.
    I`m hoping to steal a baby duck though, I`ve always wanted one.
  67. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:34 am
    That’s what that goose gets for retreating. For a wounded goose shall say to his opponent, if I live I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven; such is the rule of the pond. O.M.E.R.T.A.
  68. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:45 am
    "The video you have requested is not available"


    Dangit why am I always the one who can`t watch geese fights?
  69. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 1:25 am
    wow that was pretty unexpected

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