Geese Battle Royale

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago Misc

Couple of Geese go at it with a human assist at the end.
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Male 2,005
wow that was pretty unexpected
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Male 1,595
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Dangit why am I always the one who can`t watch geese fights?
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Male 422
That’s what that goose gets for retreating. For a wounded goose shall say to his opponent, if I live I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven; such is the rule of the pond. O.M.E.R.T.A.
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Male 975
And I live on a lake where there`s always geese and ducks. Mating season is gonna be loud as drat.
I`m hoping to steal a baby duck though, I`ve always wanted one.
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Male 975
OOOOOOOOO! Didn`t see that ending coming.

I like when geese chase each other around with their heads low to the ground.
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Male 56
Weakest goose backs down, is hit by car and removed from gene pool. Lovely :). Not really nature at work, but meh, it`s close enough.
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Male 63
._.
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Female 1,427
"Its the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiife and it moves us aaaaaaallllllll"

Look around you, Simba: everything the light touches is our kingdom. Someday this will all be yours.

"I need... an adult?"
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Male 1,744
"should we stop them?"
Let nature be nature
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Male 988
"That wasn`t funny."
No, but it put a pound of joy in my heart that geese are killing each other.
PROTIP: Never go near them during mating season. THEY ARE D**KS.
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Male 36,590
Hummm, interesting. Geese fighting..DRAT!
HOLY DRAT!
WHAT THE DRAT!
WOW! Ok, that was unexpected! Seriously NOT boring!
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Male 667
WOW i totally didn`t expect that at the end.
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Male 1,151
Its the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiife and it moves us aaaaaaallllllll
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Male 3,364
@ Davisboy and Aubernjunkie: I think we all know that the only difference between a goose and a Republican is feathers.
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Male 3,364
That wasn`t funny.
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Male 5,314
damn that was horribly funny at the end
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Male 802
I guess you guys have never seen geese mating before. Sad part is they mate for life.
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Female 839
i knew that was going to happen so got my hand in front of the screen in time, just heard the `THUMP`. I don`t wanna see that! :(
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Female 3,598
this should be on tosh.0 as a guess what happens next...
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Male 506
HUMANITY. drat YEAH.
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Female 418
lmfao
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Male 2,402
I`ve handled many animals. However I found geese to be the most ornery MFer`s to deal with.
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Male 230
i laughed aloud
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Male 1,051
I`m guessing geese howard was driving that vehicle.
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Male 17,512
Did not see that coming :-O
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Male 2,422
FATALITY
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Female 196
I did not need to see that
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Male 25,416
MOrtal combat
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Male 2,005
wow that was pretty unexpected
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Male 490
LOL
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Male 2,384
yea its two geese fighting than whaaaaa?
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Female 4,349
i wasn`t expecting that!
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Male 587
"The best part of this video? The caption didn`t give it away. Good work. Let`s all take note.`

@EvanBartlett
I have taken note. You correct, it would not have been as cool if the caption had mentioned anything about the car.
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Male 6,737
:|
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Female 956
wow, the end.

...wow.
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Male 10,440
[quote]Now they have the "pest" designation in some cities.[/quote]
Yep.
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Male 10,440
Those things are everywhere. A lot of people consider them a nuisance, plus they`re about to start breeding.

I know a guy who caught one and barbecued it. Apparently they taste pretty good.
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Female 6,381
Natural selection in action... ain`t it grand?
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Male 2,690
I really wish the recording would`ve last like 1-2 seconds longer...
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Male 441
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

I guess the car was eaves dropping.
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Male 106
Hope the car isn`t hurt
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Female 546
omg! thats so horrible. i hope the goose was okay...
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Male 40
I didn`t see that coming at all....
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Male 242
Lol`d. Fkin geese.
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Male 364
Much better brawl than the teenage girl fights on the interweb.

EPIC ending.
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Female 166
Poor goose |-(
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Male 559
The best part of this video? The caption didn`t give it away. Good work. Let`s all take note.
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Male 1,646
Hilarious
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Male 321
"His name was Robert Paulson, his name was Robert Paulson"
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Female 63
Was NOT expecting that... :-(
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Female 2,764
why does every video like this end two seconds after something bad happens?
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Male 15,510
Oh sh*t :-(
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Male 114
should have looked left and right
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Female 2,674
Oh come on. Not nice.
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Male 10,339
@Davis: Yeah. I remember not 20 years ago Canadian Geese were endangered. Now they have the "pest" designation in some cities.
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Male 10,339
See?! Never back down from a fight. It will mean your death!
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Male 2,551
I was like "Two seconds left? How is someone going to - oh damn. Did not expect that."
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Male 4,807
Wow..Holy Frig, Didn`t see that coming!
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Male 795
Good eats.
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Male 1,249
LOL I LOVE IT WHEN ANIMALS DIE SO FUNNY LMMFAO
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Female 1,589
Did it get hit by a car in the end? O___O
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Male 96
that`s the best video I`m gonna see today
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Female 1,435
oh shi- the ending. i did not expect that!! what the fu-
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Male 758
Reminds me of that video where this guy scares his girlfriend, then she freaks out and runs out of the house and gets eaten by a car.
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Male 648
and that is why you never run away from a fight
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Male 37,916

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Great Surprise Ending!

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Male 587
Dirty birds, I hope it died.... These things are always harassing the people at my work and crapping all over the place. I just saw one sitting on the roof of some guys Camery not 10 minutes ago.... Man i hate those things.
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Male 210
Bored bored bored bored CAR AWESOME.
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Male 7,378
Link: Geese Battle Royale [Rate Link] - Couple of Geese go at it with a human assist at the end.
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