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Date: 04/11/11 06:57 PM

129 Responses to Fat Security Guard Goes Crazy On Skaters

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    Link: Fat Security Guard Goes Crazy On Skaters - Rage Man personified.
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    last1in Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    well the guy did ask for it... too bad the fatty cells running through his veins caused a hulk like outburst that probably cost him his job
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    lol, fat.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    "You`re gonna end up on the news" Somehow I doubt the news would give two sh*ts about a security guard taking some kid`s skateboard.
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    Ska_Machine Male 13-17
    153 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    Awesome, I`m actually confused why he got out and ran at the guy holding the camera?
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    I was waiting for something like this to happen.
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    gilad59 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    EPIC
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    KeePay Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    In think in the fight in douchebag vs. douchebag, I think the security guard may be in the right here; this was probably the whiniest bunch of skaters I`ve ever seen.
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    he ended up on AIB, that`s an accomplishment.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    Clearly this is America because the cops a big fat pig. Get off the golf cart fatty. You need some serious work.
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    RossWebb89 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    ooooo your gonna end up on the news for pushing me in the bush coz im being a dick. god i hate skaters
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    shappy Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    thats when you gut the gluttonous piece of poo... sorry nothing but depressing posts on various websites has left me a little angry... just a little. why would you steal a skateboard from some kid? just tell them to leave.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    These punk kids will get rewarded now in court for being dicks.
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    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    hope he got fired
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    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    yes, lets rage the skaters because their skateboards are ruining concrete. While we`re at it, lets rage winter and the cities because their salt and trucks are making pot holes and costing the cities over $100,000 in maintenance every year.
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    memoryburner Male 13-17
    132 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    Why do "skaters" always act like bitches?
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    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    You`re trespassing so now I`m going to steal stuff.
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    HamilTaco Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    Those dickhead kids got OWNED by the fat security guard. And they deserved it too.
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    noni2ancy Female 18-29
    60 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    um, shappy, were you even listening? he did tell them to leave, like five or six times. they were being dicks.
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    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    What a fat idiot. He`s lucky they didn`t over power him and beat his ass. Regardless of the trespassing he can`t steal their stuff. What a moron.
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    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    Yeahhh, im just going to guess that area was a no skate zone which means the skaters shouldnt have been there in the first place. Also, very stereotypical skaters. I almost forgot why I dislike them.
    Last, taking the skateboard? Maybe if he were to give it back to them at the place`s entrance or something to make sure they go, but not just take it.
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    MechBFP Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    memoryburner, because they are bitches.
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    morrach Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    seems to be a lot of angry, fat authoritarians here today
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    walterppj Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    I feel for the guard. They`ve posted the vid online and it lacks context... He`s obviously frustrated by the situation. Probably isn`t the 1st time he`s had to chase skateboarders away.

    Why does his obesity have anything to do with it?? Replace "fat" with the n-word. Do you feel comfortable saying that?

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    AUTiger91 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    Good for you Mr. Rent-a-Cop. Do your job and dont put up with the poo from some punk skater college kid.
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    Dextrine Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    It`s completely different to make fun of someone for being fat than it is to make fun of someone for being black. you can`t do anything about the fact that you`re black but if you`re fat it`s your own damn fault and have nothing to say because you don`t have to be fat.
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    bombaytech Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    I would have called this Skaters go whiney on Security Guard
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    mogman45 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    this is what freedom of speech brings
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    skypirate Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    i always like watching skaters vs security guard videos. and i never feel bad because they are each a little in the wrong most of the time.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    "It`s completely different to make fun of someone for being fat than it is to make fun of someone for being black. you can`t do anything about the fact that you`re black but if you`re fat it`s your own damn fault and have nothing to say because you don`t have to be fat."

    And now we`re gonna have to hear from the `You meany, it`s genetics!` crowd..
    No, its not genetics, its get - the - drat - off - your - ass - and - exercise - tics.
    (sorry bout the funny spacing in that, it was over 40 characters..guess that makes that phrase pretty fat too eh?)
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    The biggest problem with these vids, is that all we ever get to see is an enraged security guard acting the fool... How about letting us see what transpired BEFORE the guard starts acting like a complete ass...

    There are two sides to every story...

    What provoked the guard to actually try to take the kids board away?

    I`ve worked security at enough concerts to know that there`s always one mouthy little poo in every group.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    2 things.

    If there is no sign posted, then skateboarding is allowed, regardless of what the guy who has no real power says.

    Also, he cannot take his skateboard, because it is his property. The rent a cop is WRONG in this case.
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    mParfait Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    When people say: "I don`t give a poo". They`ve obviously given up on reason. When someone stops believing in reason, it becomes really hard for them to adequately defend their position.

    TLDR: I don`t give a poo is not a valid retort.
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    bombaytech Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    Actually, contrary to popular belief, security guards and loss prevention DO have real power in some states. Some state laws actually provide for store/entity security staff to PHYSICALLY DETAIN you if necessary under certain circumstances. This of course is one of those things most people get to court and then go "OH" about.

    But regardless of the legality of this situation here, it`s still funny to watch him push the kid off the board.
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    Boloslov Male 40-49
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    I wondered what happened to Cartman after he grew up from his stint on Southpark. I was waiting for him to shout, "Respect my authoritaaay!" Rent a cops like this typically were bullied when they were chubby little kids. When they grow up, they want to be the oppressors. Rent a cop needs to chill out and go have a glass of Kool-Aid.
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    ADRUNKHOBO Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    Bah, the security guard way over reacted, plus you can`t really take things that don`t belong to you...

    Not that they weren`t being dicks, but if you take a job which requires you to be a person of authority of sorts, logic and reasoning is a must, as well as, obviously, following rules, like not stealing.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    Dbags, all of them
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    Billshane342 Male 50-59
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    Fricking skate boarding punks always pushing the limits. They are lucky some goofy security guard doesn`t just unload on their punk butts. Push push and push some more. One of those low paid fellas will knock the crap outta of them and walk away laughing.
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    MastaPlan23 Male 13-17
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    hahaha Go Paul Blart!! tackling the pussy camera man. skater drats deserved to get eaten.
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    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    Some people have no business being in positions of authority. The kids were being little jerks but I`m not sure if I would be totally compliant when being approached like that.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    Dude straight up assaulted those guys. Hope he got fired.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    Funny stuff. Fat security guard sucks as well as Dbag skaters
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 11, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    Unfortunately most boarders don`t give a poo what they tear up in the process of their `fun`, most communities (even small ones now) have designated skate parks for such recreation.

    Most campus police do have arrest and seizure authority as bombaytech said. If security says for you to leave, you leave, quietly, don`t argue and don`t cuss them out, they are doing their job.

    In short don`t be a punk or your `rebel cred` may get you thrown in jail.
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    Earlyman Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    God how I love one sided videos. No one knows what happened, thank god for editing, so at least we see what they want us to. Do I smell a future video editor for the news??
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    Odyne Female 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    "um, shappy, were you even listening? he did tell them to leave, like five or six times. they were being dicks."

    And you hear the guys saying "We haven`t even been here before!"
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    handimanner Male 60-69
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    April 11, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    Hope the fat fugger went home and had a coronary. One less evil minion in the world.
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    mytbozak Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    F-uck you pussies tellen em not to skate. Your pussies. What exactly are they hurting? And you pose ass boarders should have driven off in his cart.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    I hope some big black man (assaults) him in jail for punching that kid. HE IS A dratING KID! i dont care HOW MUCH they are skate boarding. and they tell us (get out and do something physical! you need to get out of the house!) we leave the house. find something we wanna do, and some fat drating rent-a-cop assaults us. America drating sucks cause of all the Wastes of human life like that fat retarded (cop)
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    button_guy Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    Stupid.
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    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    mytbozak and handimanner im all for skating but being a dick to a security guard is asking for trouble and as pointed out before he told them to leave and they wouldnt listen drating one sided videos
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    mytbozak Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    Never mind my post before. I just watched that destructive skateboarding vid. I see now what they are hurting:(
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    pyrrhios Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    nope, sk8rs need their asses kicked. you`re being an non-nice individual, expect a bigger one to beat on you.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    *sigh* yet again I have this feeling of being so absurdly high above this sort of petty conflict.

    Nevertheless, osiris is right, we don`t know enough to pass judgment.

    The skaters were clearly being assh*les for not leaving, abusing the guard and recording the thing. Why would you care to record that if not for the popularity of other petty fools like yourself?

    The guard was at fault for taking the board, as it`s not his property, however we don`t know the background. They could have been told not to skate there many times. We just don`t know. He was also at fault for being fat, slow, weak and thus insufficient for what he`s supposed to be doing.

    In the end button_guy is right. This was just stupid.
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    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
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    April 11, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    The little bastard got what he deserved. I`ve seen this pussy ass behavior before. You think just you`re under 18 a man won`t knock your ass out? Welcome to effing with a grown man. If those little roosters get hurt on someone else`s property, they can sue.. so that`s what harm they can do. Vandalistic little poos! All that aside, the guard had no right to take his board and should`ve called the cops. In the end.. they`re all in the wrong.
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    Dead_Serious Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    He should have killed them all with his mind.
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    memoryburner Male 13-17
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    April 11, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    I`m gonna attempt to piece together the incident before the camera started rolling, based on what I know about skateboarders. The security guard asked them kindly to leave at first, and of course the skateboarders want to look cool, so they say something unnecessary like "drat you pig" and attempt to continue skateboarding. This continues for a few more minutes as security guard becomes more and more pissed. Tape begins rolling.
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    minigeko Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2011 at 11:08 pm
    Seconds after the little poo says "you can`t hit me" he gets punched in the face.. hmmm. Guess the things his parents tell him aren`t always true.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    Was that Walther?
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    tatripp Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 12:13 am
    the skateboarder deserved to get punched in his face and he should have to pay for the damages that the golf cart received. You don`t take a skateboard away from a security guard who has previously asked you to leave the property. You don`t rip it out of his hand either. If someone is that aggressive with me i would probably attack them for my own safety. Those skateboarders were at fault for sure.
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    panda_chaos Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 12:29 am
    If there is a God in heaven, He will make these little sh*ts end up with a low paying degrading job where other little sh*ts will treat them the same way. Everyday. Until they die.
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    sofaking42 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 12:30 am
    After an initial warning he should be able to unload on them with a paintball gun or a tazer. I love how they play the victim role: "Dude chill were just breaking the law and being pricks, chill man".
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 1:28 am
    f**king cu*ts. hate skaters. low lifes peices of sh*t
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    roddym275 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 3:22 am
    Security guard is a fat piece of s h i t!
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 3:28 am
    Plenty of skater-hate. It`s true, TONS of skaters are absolute poo. However, a few of my good friends (and my one best friend) would be considered skaters. They are not agressive, punk-to-be-punk morons. They are not hateful or disrespectful. They are often told to "move on", and they comply. The stereotype that all skaters are smart-ass douches is unfair to the many who do it to relax and get in physical activity (and trust me, it DOES require stamina to do). The problem is, we have to make a lot of assumptions about this video. 1) Were the skaters there after being told to leave? 2) Was this really their first offense on campus? Plenty of people skate on my campus and no one is bothered by it. 3) Did the security give the group ample time to vacate before deeming it necessary to take the skateboard? The list can go on, but the point is we simply do not KNOW who is fully at fault. All I saw was an angry security guard and a group of guys with skateboards duke it out.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 3:32 am
    One more thing I would like to mention. Many towns and cities do have skateparks, but most are inadequate or too expensive to attend frequently. Those towns that do not have a place to skate usually look down on the sport as a whole. There is an obvious stigma involved with skating, and society shows it.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2011 at 3:35 am
    I hope they get their own show on MTV where they are 17 years old and skate, party and live in mansions :-) Like that other kid with all the drama. I broke my leg once and stayed inside the house on a sick leave for weeks. This TV show i ended up watching is the most traumatic experience i can recall from the whole leg breaking incident :-p
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    Spysnake Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 4:00 am
    Ugh, skaters. I really have never seen a friendly and mannered skater. Maybe they exist, but the "scene" seems to push this kind of d*ck-head behaviour.

    As for the security guard. Why does it seem that many of the "rent a cops" and even regular policemen are rather... big? Here in Finland it is almost a rule that you need to be fit to be able to pose as an authority figure.
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    Mechi Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 4:18 am
    This is full of fail warped in endless fail..lmfao
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 5:04 am
    I love when he crashes his cart and attacks the dude for laughing at him. lol
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 5:53 am
    @Fleaman1797

    "HE IS A dratING KID!"

    He looked fully-grown to me.

    Legally a minor =/= a child.
  71. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2011 at 6:10 am
    MicroscopicTroll: Like anyone even reads your troll posts, Go back under your bridge, Now git!
  72. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 6:13 am
    Anyone trying to justify this:

    Why should ANYONE have to put up with people engaging in a SPORT on their FOOTPATHS or CAR PARKS?

    You don`t see people turning up to play tennis in the carpark of your local supermarket, do you?

    Either do it at an appropriate venue, or do it at home.

    And I`ve no sympathy for those who claim "but there isn`t anywhere for us to do it". Either do something about it (lobby to get a skate park set up, hire out a sports hall or similar space), or just suck it up and realise that sometimes you just can`t always do certain things where you are. It`s difficult to surf in Colorado, for instance. And you`re going to struggle to be able to engage in your love for cross-country skiing in Florida.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2011 at 6:14 am
    Nevertheless, osiris is right, we don`t know enough to pass judgment.

    We know the rent-a-cop is the kind of douche that would tackle a kid for laughing at him.....which is all I need to know to pass judgment and feel morally superior.

    Also, i lmfao when he crashed his cart.
  74. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:01 am
    "engaging in a SPORT"

    Skateboarding is not a sport, it is a recreation.
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    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:03 am
    @Musuko42
    lol, surf in Colorado??????? Nice example. Kindly remove your head from your anus. Skateboarding was spawned on the streets... always has, always will. Deal with it
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:11 am
    you know poo like this pisses me off. I`ve never once taken my bike into a skate park and decided to have a picnic. But I bet that if I did I`d probably see a lot of pissed of skaters. I don`t have a problem with people skating it`s just that there are rules for a reason. It`s all good till someone cracks a skull trying to pull off a kickflip 180 to fakie and busts a skull cap.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:14 am
    The best. All of you arguing,on who is wrong and right in this have to agree when the rental security guy ran his pursuit cart into the hedges, that it was hil-f#ckinglarious. Made my day.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:15 am
    The skaters must leave the place where is not allowed to skate ok, but that fat pig don`t have any right on take the skateboard. So in this video i see just a bunch of retarded in both faction.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:17 am
    And in any case i think that the most damage on the environment is done by the cop when he crash his d.umb car.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:18 am
    "pursuit cart"

    lol
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    VastHerd Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:28 am
    i will never understand why skateboards piss people off so much
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:33 am
    He should have choked the kid out!
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 7:38 am
    looked like that guy from mall cop.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 8:06 am
    @auburnjunky

    "Skateboarding is not a sport, it is a recreation."

    Which is still something that shouldn`t be occuring on a walkway or carpark.
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2011 at 8:09 am
    People don`t like skaters (aka most teens) when they don`t follow rules or do what they are told. Get the F of the private property. Um, no you entitled little piece of sht, do as your told or you deserve the @ss whuppin your parents should have been giving you since you were old enough to talk back.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 8:09 am
    @boNeymiZz

    "lol, surf in Colorado??????? Nice example."

    I gave that as an example of something that you can`t do and have to live with, just the same as not having a skate park where you live.

    Did you not get that? Seriously?

    "Skateboarding was spawned on the streets... always has, always will."

    How can something "always has, always will" a past tense ("was spawned")?
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    Kickan Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 8:15 am
    When I see stuff like this I always wonder why it doesnt end up like that scene from Kids...
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2011 at 8:25 am
    They should make a tape called skater tape. It will be similar to fly paper and you can put it on walkways so when they skate over it the tape grabs the wheels of the board and send the skater flying off his board to injure themselves somewhere getting rid of the skater and entertaing us all at once.
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    nny156 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Was there anyone else around them? No. Where they bothering anyone? No. Were there any signs indicating skateboarding wasn`t allowed? Didn`t see any. Then rent a cop should be brought up on assault charges and fired.
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    nny156 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 8:54 am
    There on a campus that`s not private property. I don`t like skaters either but the guard is the one at fault here his job is to only make observations and call a real cop if he sees something the security guard was out of line doin what he did and even if those kids fought back it would be self defense because he hit first
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    LucaStefan Male 13-17
    20 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 9:06 am
    I agree with nny156. A guard does NOT have the authority to touch you or take anything from you. A guard is there to call the real police.
    I am really drating tired of these poos that have been given the smallest bit of authority and they abuse it. I`m with the guy with the camera. I hope this fat drater goes to jail.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 9:28 am
    "Which is still something that shouldn`t be occuring on a walkway or carpark."

    Then, following this logic, I can take the shoes from a walker or jogger?

    Got it.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 9:37 am
    As much as I think it must be really drating annoying to always ask people to leave and nothing to ever come of it, this isn`t the way to deal with it. He doesn`t have the authority to do so, he`s a security guard, but that doesn`t give him the right to assault or steal.

    He should have asked them to leave first (which he may have done off camera) and then called the police when they did not.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Ok, I just have to say to those that say "We don`t go to your skatepark and ______", how many skateparks do you think there are? In my old hometown, there was one, finished construction in 2009. You know what almost all of that skatepark was? Vert (bowls/ramps). 85% of skaters are street (grinds, kicktricks, manuals, gaps, etc), which almost every skate park puts on the burner, making most parks worthless. In my new town, there is NO skate park, and I live in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. While there are parks, baseball fields, golf clubs, tennis courts, pools, and plenty of almost all other sports and recreational centers, there is no skate facility. It shut down because it was too expensive, ill-maintained, and again, mostly vert. The concept of telling someone to stop something harmless just because of one`s own pre-existing animosity towards a group is backward and immature. Trust me, I`ve tried skating (I`m no good at it), and I would love for there to be a decent spot to
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 9:49 am
    @Lucas: Unless you know what state and campus this is, you can`t know what authority the guard has to touch, detain, etc.

    @nny: A campus is absolutely private property, and if you don`t have permission to be there you can be asked to leave. If they were in fact students there that gives them the right to be present but not do whatever they want.

    As for signs, there could be a 10 foot one right behind them. Just because it`s not on the clip doesn`t mean it isn`t there. It could also be a campus policy that every student knows. Do we really need signs for everything?? Don`t pee on the flowers? Don`t throw food in the cafeteria? No cell phone conversations during class?

    Was there anyone else around them? I don`t know. How do you? Did someone complain? Or did the guard just happen to roll up on them? I don`t know. How do you?
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Wow, what a bag of douche.

    I`m not a skater but I really don;t see why people have an issue with it. I used to let kids skate at the last place I managed, I just told them not to be a pain to the customers. If anyone ever complained I just went out and told them that they had to take off for a bit because of a complaint and there was never any hassle.

    People are way too drating uptight.
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 10:08 am
    Pretty good article on the issues around skateboarding... Read and learn.
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    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 10:48 am
    Yeah, what the security guard did crossed the line, but the skaters weren`t exactly class acts either.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 10:53 am
    We know the rent-a-cop is the kind of douche that would tackle a kid for laughing at him.....which is all I need to know to pass judgment
    Your judgment is worthless.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 11:30 am
    @nny156

    "There on a campus that`s not private property."

    Umm, yes it is.

    A college/university is as privately-owned as any other business.

    And like any other private property, if you`re asked to leave and don`t obey, you`re trespassing.

    Some parts of the US allow you to use some pretty strong methods against trespassers.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 11:35 am
    @IrishJesus

    "The concept of telling someone to stop something harmless just because of one`s own pre-existing animosity towards a group is backward and immature."

    But that`s just it: it`s not harmless.

    The skaters can injure themselves all they like...that`s their lookout. But doing it in an inappropriate place, without permission, on someone else`s property, on a PEDESTRIAN FOOTPATH, could very well lead to injuries if they collide with someone trying to walk along the path...you know, actually using it for its intended purpose.

    Ever had someone collide with you at speed and knock you down so you crack your skull against the concrete?

    I should hope you haven`t.

    It is NOT harmless. Not there, anyway.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 11:41 am
    this is why i love the internet. for the time being, it`s about the only way the general public can get any justice. post the f uckers online, and shame them.
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    IGORED Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    as hole security guards pushing kids.
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    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    Skater are annoying, and they were trespassing. however, that guy over reacted, and he can`t take their personal property. That was illegal for him to take that skateboard.
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    DasUberPoop Male 30-39
    209 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    All I see is a bunch of hipster douchetards flaunting their semi"knowledge" of the law and harassing a security guard who`s only trying to do his job. He totally crosses the line, but nobody would say he wasn`t provoked. You don`t GRAB anything back from someone with a badge. You go the proper route and get it back. At that time, you can file a complaint if you feel you`ve been wronged. The guard says time and time again "how many times have I asked you guys to get off campus." If it`s posted policy, then they were totally wrong.
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    I`d just toss a few handfulls of BB`s out there every time they show up...game over
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    @DasUberPoop

    I can make myself a badge..does that mean I can take what I want from you?

    Security guards are private citizens and have no right whatsoever to confiscate property.
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    brieslew Male 18-29
    75 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    If it were a cop it would be a different story but that guy is a security guard. His badge doesn`t mean squat. He is a civilian and those guys just wanted their skateboard back. If he were a cop it wouldn`t be a good idea to try to get it back like that but this guy is a security guard flaunting the authority he thinks he has.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Well thats just silly
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    Your judgment is worthless.

    True, but I guarantee you the university will can his ass for assaulting that kid.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    I guarantee you the university will can his ass for assaulting that kid.

    How do you know that? I doubt the university would care. If anything they`ll hire a better guard, one less fat and slow.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    Yes, he was wrong for taking the skateboard and /kinda/ for hitting the kid, but at that point the kid was essentially assaulting him. He`s just doing his job and they were not "just skateboarding on concrete." It is destruction of property and it doesn`t matter if they are students or not. A college campus is private property, you are allowed by the school to use it to get to class, not to grind on.
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    waglfg Male 50-59
    25 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    A little authority is a dangerous thing when given to the wrong people. Chubsy shoulda called the cops and filed trespassing charges. Other than that, his actions were wrong and illegal for the most part. Dumba$$.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    Fatass rent-a-cop should have got a beat down after throwing that punch.
    I used to skate in the Midwest back in the 80`s. It wasn`t as socially acceptable back then. There was a lot more harassment. Let me tell you, a skateboard makes for a NASTY weapon.
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    Skaters are always starting poo. I`m sure there is about 5 minutes of footage before this video started of the security guard asking them to leave, and I`m sure they were dicks about it.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    Musuko:
    I don`t condone going on private properties where it isn`t allowed and skating. However, my argument that skating is harmless was not directed at the physical risk of injury (a risk that exists in all extreme sports, and even in the all-american football) but that the actual act of skating in a secluded spot is no risk to anyone but themselves, a risk that all skaters learn pretty quickly while learning. Most people I know skate in very low to no pedestrian traffic areas, stopping if ANYONE is too close for comfort, and I hardly ever see skaters that deviate from that example. They were in the wrong for skating on private property without learning whether it was allowed there or not (as I said earlier, people skate all over my campus and no one dies tragic deaths or are tackled and beaten by security), but did you see anyone other than them and security? Skaters intentionally choose low traffic areas because they don`t want to hit anyone.
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    take the golf cart. leave the board. win win
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    why do skaters think they own the world? you can skate somewhere else, so leave
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    Spg Male 70 & Over
    6 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    IrishJesus, part of the problem is that if the skater does fall and break an arm they would probably try to sue the property owners. So it does not really matter if anyone is around or not.

    And who cares if he has a camera. I wish the guard had a tazer.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    Spg, that`s sadly true. America is sue happy. I was sued by a women i got in a wreck with for "mental anguish". The damage to here car was minuscule, costing less than $100 to fix, which my insurance paid for. But this is all a different problem....
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    Ovan-01 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    I woulda beat his fat ass lol.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 12:46 am
    @IrishJesus

    "skating is harmless was not directed at the physical risk of injury (a risk that exists in all extreme sports, and even in the all-american football) but that the actual act of skating in a secluded spot is no risk to anyone but themselves"

    A footpath on a college campus is not a "secluded area".

    And any area that has ANY foot traffic shouldn`t be used for an "extreme sport".

    You misunderstand the concept of risk.

    Risk = probability of happening x expected loss.

    Probability may be low, but the expected loss could be considerably high; if someone gets knocked to the ground, serious injury or death may occur, especially if it is a small child, an elderly person, or someone who is otherwise infirm.

    Bottom line, do it where you`ve been given permission.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 12:50 am
    By the way, youtube "skater hit by car" to see plenty of examples of why skating in public is dangerous.

    Damaged cars make it not just the skater`s problem.
    Potential to cause a crash and hurt drivers makes it not just the skater`s problem.
    Not just cars use the roads: hit a motorcyclist or a bicyclist and they`re just as badly hurt as the skater.
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    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 1:32 am
    This is exactly why I hate many skaters...they intentionally go out looking for trouble like this and then act like the "victims" when they get in trouble. I wish the campus security guy had a taser or something! These jerks had it coming to them.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 3:39 am
    god damn I hate fat people!
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 7:47 am
    "The use, ownership and sale of skateboards were forbidden in Norway, during the period between 1978 and 1989. The ban was said to be due to the perceived high number of injuries caused by boards. The ban led skateboarders to construct ramps in the forest and other secluded areas to avoid the police."

    Haha.. cracked me up. What a fascist gig that was. This must have been the most insane law ever passed in this country :-p
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 7:49 am
    How do you know that? I doubt the university would care.

    Because universities are all about making money and they`re looking at a potential law suit from the family of the kid who was assaulted for laughing at the guard. Even if it doesn`t come to anything serious, the guard is now more of a liability than a benefit. Plus, like you said, he`s really fat. I don`t know if I`d call him slow though. Did you see how fast he barreled out of that cart towards the kid after crashing?
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    i hate skaters but i hate thoes "cops" (i use that term loosly) even more

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