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Date: 04/18/11 10:04 AM

80 Responses to Fancylad`s Computer Is Nearly Dead, Really [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:06 am
    Link: Fancylad`s Computer Is Nearly Dead, Really - After 4 years of service, Fancy`s PC is almost dead today. It`s overheating & laggy. A new one has been requested--HELP!
  2. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:09 am
    me gusta
  3. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:15 am
    If in doubt - get a bigger hammer
  4. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:20 am
    Is this a lady-friend of yours, Fancy?

    If so, you should tell her that her underwear is showing.

    Also, clear the cache and defrag.
  5. Profile photo of dbfishstix
    dbfishstix Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:24 am
    Is she giving your hard disk a look over? ;)
  6. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:28 am
    I wish the Technicians around here looked like that.
  7. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:29 am
    nice!!!!!
  8. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:29 am
    Well theres ya problem right there. A females in your PC
  9. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:30 am
    is that fancy`s assistnat doing computer cpr?
  10. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Noob.. Cache and Defrag isn`t gonna help overheating.

    If the computer is older than 2 years, remove the heatsink/fan over the processor and re-apply new Thermal Paste (Arctic Silver is the best). There are videos everywhere showing the proper procedure.

    Also, depending on the GFX card, you can do the same there. Just remove the fan and the heatsink casing, cant miss it.

    Also, a good dusting never hurt anyone.
  11. Profile photo of TuggSpeedman
    TuggSpeedman Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:36 am
    man how come when geek squad comes to my house they never come dressed like that
  12. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:42 am
    pootio is not appreciating dat ass?
  13. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Thats a Mac not a PC.
  14. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:50 am
    If she is going to be fixing my PC, I wouldn`t be requesting a new one. I`d be using the oldest Windows Millenium machine I could find. Also don`t she know clothing generates static electricity?
  15. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:56 am
    "man how come when geek squad comes to my house they never come dressed like that"

    This is why:

  16. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:58 am
    @Furry : No wonder Fancy is having trouble.

    @Death : Already got an ass to appreciate, but atleast I can say I`ve been near one legally.
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:08 am
    furryblob, a mac is a pc (although i personally cant tell if thats a mac or pc).
  18. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:11 am
    Buy a can of compressed air and blast the f uck out of the inside of your computer. Cheap and surprisingly effective.
  19. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:12 am
    A Mac is not a PC, and you have lost all validity for saying so. May you kindly burn in hell for even trying to compare them.
  20. Profile photo of Calieb
    Calieb Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:13 am
    what kind of insurance do you have on your computer for this to be your repair woman?!?!!
  21. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:22 am
    pootio, everyobdy knows there is nothing that truly seperates macs and pcs except their operating systems. There is a reason for this, dum dum duuuuummm......because macs are just one type of personal computer or.....PC. GASP!
  22. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:26 am
    Yes, lets try to bridge that gap between Mac and PC... Wait... How exactly do you build a bridge between China and the US?
  23. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:28 am
    Nah, cobrakiller, I work on Macs and PC`s and there are a lot of hardware differences. Troll much?
  24. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:30 am
    I love your tech.
  25. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Cobra WINS!!


    Flawless Victory.
  26. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:32 am
    If it looks like a troll, acts like a troll, and smells like a troll...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Its probably just Brittany Spears..
  27. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:32 am
    out of curiosity, what are these `hardware differences`? I want to know. Is it that their hardware costs more? That`s a big difference.
  28. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Well, I just put together an entire <<PC>> for less than $400 including a Quad Core Processor and GeForce GT 430 Graphics. At any time if I want to upgrade, all I have to do is yank it out and put a new one in and done. If I`m not mistaken, wouldn`t you have to buy a WHOLE NEW MAC just to upgrade your processor?
  29. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2055 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:42 am
    nothing like trying to prevent static discharge. Although it would probably be even more effective minus the bra.
  30. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:44 am
    I do hope she`s grounded herself before messing about in there.
  31. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:46 am
    At least more than half of the comments here are about computers in stead of the hot chick.

    I fear for the human race.
  32. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:47 am
    cobrakiller is correct. Macs are a type of PC. There is no difference in the hardware, other than huge price differences (and the "PC" hardware often fairs better in benchmark tests). I`ve been working with computers for 30 years and been in the computer industry for 20. Trust me when I say, Macs are for suckers.
  33. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 11:58 am
    As to the earlier comment about not being sure if it was a Mac or PC, it`s a Mac. Tagger isn`t working

    And just because the Zebra looks like a horse, runs like a horse, and smells like a horse, don`t make it a PC. (Yeah, I said that)
  34. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    fancy must be a pretty sly one

    ask girl to take a look at computer, but have her take her clothes off...to reduce risk of static zapping the components...
  35. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    @Kadinsky
    what make you say shes hott? she could be a "but-her face" all we can tell is that she is thin.

    i think she is looking for the resit button
  36. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    sexy
  37. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    Nakey
  38. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    I`d like to give her an upload!
  39. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    My floppy drive is now a solid state..... ehh ok ok I`ll stop.
  40. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Not hot. You can see her gut from the back - and what is she doing, licking it?
  41. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    Yes, heaven forbid a woman have a small amount of flab while bent and crouched over. And is there something wrong with her licking a computer?
  42. Profile photo of Ductapemafia
    Ductapemafia Male 18-29
    78 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Thats her leg not her stomach...
  43. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    @duct: I hate to be the one to break this to you, but actually that is her gut, you can clearly see it in contrast with her whiter complected leg.
  44. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    Once upon a time, PC referred strictly to IBM microcomputers. Then it became any x86-compatible system. Now it`s basically any affordable, small, general purpose computer an end-user can work on without assistance from a sys-op.

    I liken the last modification to the modern definition of vagina.

    In other news, I like her tech support ensemble.
  45. Profile photo of Riftsong
    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Oh for drat`s sake people this is what an actual woman (and a beautiful one at that) looks like - you know, outside of videogames and photoshopped porn.

    Men these days have an alarmingly specific boner standard.
  46. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    im glad to see i not the only one who agrees with me.
  47. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    @Fuego
    Apple computers inc. came up with the trem PC for there Apple II computer.
  48. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    so since everyone wants to be fat i have to change what my idea of a beautiful woman is, no thanks go drat someone else.
  49. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    @dm2754

    thanks for correcting me. I forgot about that. Did you know Hewlett-Packard originally called their 9100A desktop calculator a personal computer back in 1968? They quickly changed it because it looked nothing like an IBM and they didn`t want to upset the computer folk.
  50. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    but the NY Times coined the phrase "personal computer" back in 1962.
  51. Profile photo of x_lvlalfoy_x
    x_lvlalfoy_x Female 18-29
    92 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    I like how the first person to point out her `gut` is another girl. XD The men don`t seem to have a problem with it.
  52. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    can`t believe people are commenting on her stomach, she is really slim just has a bit of flab when she bends over. men (who don`t seem all that hot themselves i might add) who make comments like that obviously don`t venture outside long enough to realise that not all women are inflated, photoshopped, or computer generated.
  53. Profile photo of Monte
    Monte Female 18-29
    12 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    @x_lvlalfoy_x
    The girls on this website are so dumb sometimes
    They see a hot girl and say "ooo what a slut"
    this girl isnt fat. Shes preetttyy hot.
  54. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    Ohohoooo! I`m in love.

    *takes off pants*

    ...

    WAIT! That`s a mac! URGH!! disgusting.
  55. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Hmm...first thing I noticed is that at first glance she appears to be kneeling on a cake. Second thing I noticed is that she isn`t using a grounding strap.

    That sort of thing is how you know you`re middle-aged :)
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Its ok, he has IT on it!
  57. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Fancy Lad`s IT guy is a girl?! -Smokes 1950`s Dad pipe in a flustered manner-
  58. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    lol i love this comment board. its all "mac is not a PC" "that girls got some flab" and I`m totally loving how pootio has been trying to educate ppl with his computer building skills.
    Who cares about the picture right? its the flame wars and trolling that makes this place worth coming back to. stay awesome you guys, cos i might just have to go to 4chan if you give up the lolz.
  59. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    If she was the IT girl where I worked... my computer would never be working
  60. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    I could have pictures like this taken.. but it`s not internet worthy, and definitely pointless.
  61. Profile photo of rnwood
    rnwood Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    @Angillion: It DOES look like she`s kneeling on a cake! I`d still eat it.
  62. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    Anyone who says she is fat or whatever, drat you
  63. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    Stupid girl, that`s not your stove!

    </misogyny>

  64. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    that cake/carpet is esd waiting to happen
  65. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    remember blowing on the Nintendo games thinking they`d work... well maybe her Mac wouldn`t boot up
  66. Profile photo of Guy6870
    Guy6870 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    wow, look at that sweet computer case!
  67. Profile photo of Oster
    Oster Male 40-49
    104 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    its the fan on the chip or graphics card
  68. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    "You`ll have to re-inflate the auto pilot manually"... Airplane Reference.. BAZOW!!
  69. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    I think the most attractive part of the human body is the face. This girl doesn`t seem to take much pride in her`s.
  70. Profile photo of Palegallow
    Palegallow Male 18-29
    60 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:44 am
    She has attractive elbows.
  71. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 5:34 am
    There`s a casemod I can approve of.
  72. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 6:27 am
    there`s a PC in that picture....or if you are geek..There`s a girl in that picture. take your pic !
  73. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 8:10 am
    Just reboot and see if it works better
  74. Profile photo of jackbutlers
    jackbutlers Male 18-29
    45 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 8:14 am
    @palegallow You can only see one (barley)
  75. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 8:28 am
    dear everyone... thats a mac
  76. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Power Mac G5. Anodized aluminum chassis, clean, modular design, single or dual processor models, single or dual-core models, SATA, dual layer SuperDrives, stock air or water cooled, DDR2 RAM and PCI-Express.

    Nice little machines in their day.

    8-) LJ
  77. Profile photo of poisoncandy
    poisoncandy Male 18-29
    67 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    need some help miss pink ^_^
  78. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    are you people REALLY arguing about the computer? raelly? what is wrong with the internet?? jesus...
  79. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    @Soberguy Dude...The Buddhists are now using that question as a meditation question. "What is wrong with the internet?"
  80. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    What computer? I`ve been staring at this picture for five minutes, I don`t see any computer.

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