Facebook`s Most Unfortunate Name Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: someone? 6 years ago in Misc

How bad do you feel for this guy. You know his existence has been nothing but harassment because of his name.
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Male 229
rofl
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Female 8
oh man, he deleted it
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Male 201
I was expecting Rich Dick

But otherwise...

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Your pikachu has evolved into...
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RAICHU
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 261
hahaha fagley dork
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Male 115
Can`t believe it hasn`t been said yet "Shopped!!"
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Male 139
On his facebook:
john avery paxson is my name.

i`m seeking the presidency of the united states of america ":O)

He wants to be president!
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Male 37,683
That`s a made-up name, boooo!
I knew a dwarf named John Little. Srsly!
I was fully expecting Dick Small, idk why.
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Male 1,312
Bummer
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Male 439
this guy probably has a ton of money and power. (a repressed drive to succeed due to a feeling of inadiquitcy and inferiority). In other words dont mess with this guy he is probably a monster
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Male 625
To be fair, it looks like he was born before fag and dork got their negative connotations.
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Male 263
@Enjin It is. I did...
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Male 588
O.o
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Male 802
I`m sure it`s impossible to set up a facebook account with a fake name.
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Male 585
Dick Van Dyke
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Male 230
-Hello Mr.Dork
-Please, call me Fagley
-May I call you Fag?
-Please do
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Male 208
"if rioting and loiting occur in order to impliment these programs then marshall law will take effect. u.s. marines in jeeps mounted with 50 caliber machine guns will patrol our cities."

I sure as hell hope this guy never makes it to president like he plans to do.
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Male 2,229
meh
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Male 2,748
Lmao
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Male 25,416
poor guy
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Female 1,593
"Basic Information
About Fagley john avery paxson is my name.

i`m seeking the presidency of the united states of america ":O)

i`m 5`10"/ 172 lbs./ blonde hair/ green eyes/ college grad./
clean cut/ well groomed/ one owner/"
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Male 117
That email address (gittyupexpress) has existed since 2008 and is registered to a "John Paxson" with the same picture as on the FB account.
Yahoo Profile
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Male 3
That`s... rather unfortunate.
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Male 15,510
Its a fake profile, on January 22th he posted this:

"hi gang, lokin 2 buy an endurance race horse (i race) and the horse must be beautiful due to being in entertainment shows (singing)(not the horse, me) call john at 720 883 3367 email [email protected]"

And then on April 9th:

"wanna race endurance horses?
fun fun wanna cum?
720 883 3367"
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Male 2,005
or it could just be fake, you know
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Female 4,359
lol, if infact it is real.
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Male 15,510
Check it here

And the question he asked as well
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Male 2,441
Fake
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Male 183
was it Dick Buttkiss? cuz the link doesnt work for me.
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Male 15,510
Dang, I feel so bad for that guy, ill make sure to delete his website so this is never seen before
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Female 833
page does not exist aparently.
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Male 740
Broken
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Female 812
Wait, when I went back to listing the pic showed!

Meh, I do not feel bad for that guys name (Fagly Dork) because he filled in the name himself... Lie about it when you can!
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Male 292
broken
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Male 2,034
Looks like he`s doing well for himself. Could have turned out much, much worse.
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Female 812
Broken link....
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Male 1,587
Dead link.
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Male 1,371
Link: Facebook`s Most Unfortunate Name Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - How bad do you feel for this guy. You know his existence has been nothing but harassment because of his name.
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