Facebook Grammar Nazi #1: Daniel [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago Funny

I think I"d get along very well with Daniel.
There are 101 comments:
Female 1
Shouldn`t it be "people who talk"?
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Male 516
Why do people think these are real? Haven`t you all seen the Facebook Comment Generators? Almost 99% of these are faked. They`re easy to spot because they`re too well thought out.
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Male 235
*Spelling Nazi
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Male 2,700
I actually laughed at this one.....lol....I so want to do this to someone
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Male 256
Daniel neglected "her dad and me". Grammar nazi is sloppy at best.
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Female 3,598
i like daniel :-)
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Male 558
Ah, that`s good Squishie...
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Male 237
high fives for daniel! thats some good stuff
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Female 38
fake
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Male 373
There`s always time for correct grammar.
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Female 154
LOLOLOLOL
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Male 554
Go Daniel Go!
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Male 210
Quite funny because of the drama
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Female 961
haha, i like this guy
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Female 2,415
Yeah, but if the ignorance and stupidity is allowed to run wild, just think about how bad it could get. Anyone watched "Idiocracy"? That`s what I`m talking about.
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Female 170
I`m in love<3
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Female 162
Hats off to this guy!
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Male 593
Bravo! What a mighty fine gentleman!
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Female 400
I don`t care if you write a paragraph and one thing is off (like a missing apostrophe), but people who write literally less than ten words and at least one of them is either misspelled, the whole thing is full of typos, or they immediately got their "there" and "their" mixed up...? I mean, come on.
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Male 771
"Correcting ones grammar is the lowest form of trolling"

*one`s
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Male 397
Seriously, this dude was just trying to give her a hand in correcting her small grammar mistakes.
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Female 1,205
hahaha All hail Daniel! He is what us English majors aspire to :D
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Female 418
Correcting ones grammar is the lowest form of trolling
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Female 226
WELL played sir, well played :D
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Male 221
Since feeling is first
Who Pays any attention to
the syntax of things
Will never wholly kiss you
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Female 426
Daniel is my hero...
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Male 11,740
Funny, but isn`t this a repost?
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Female 60



Lol, u mad, Lindsay?
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Male 297
Daniel screwed with the spelling, but totally ignored the lack of capitalization and the use of "her Dad and me", rather than "her Dad and I" in the last post, but whatever...
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Male 916
<3 daniel
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Female 235
That whole family is sh*t stupid
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Male 2,516
hahaha amazing
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Male 1,341
@thetumor
I don`t know, it made me laugh. I do it all the time as well, but it is funny to see someone getting so upset about it. The only person that gets so mad about my spelling corrections is my wife... But damn she sucks at spelling, I don`t even understand how.. And believe me she gets genuinely upset when I correct her, I`m just trying to help, though. Meh.
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Female 112
Superman is the pooz!
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Male 1,582
BOSS
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Male 552
Whats so post-worthy about this? I do this all the time and I`d be willing to bet that several of you do, as well. People on FB make it seriously waaaaaay too easy, though, with updates from phones and crap...like the pads dont mostly come in QWERTY these days.
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Male 290
@LionHeart-72: batman would`ve been better. superman is gay.
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Male 633
win
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Male 138
fawk danel
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Male 521
Actual picture of Daniel:


A true internet hero.
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Male 29
Three cheers for Daniel!
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Male 1,647

Gett of my page guyz.

((Or, get off on my page. Woo! Problem solved.))
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Female 313
@mykunter

their* :P
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Male 2,436
Daniel is my hero. I can`t stand poor punctuation, u/ur, there/thier/they`re, et cetera;-). I wish I could be a grammar Nazi, but I haven`t been in an English class in 20 years.
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Male 19
@Silverflame Implying spelling is grammar.
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Male 342
I need to enjoy several beers with this man.
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Male 83
@Silverflame, don`t tell me what to do. Jerk.
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Male 1,054
"her Dad and I"

The ignorant apple doesn`t fall far from the stupid tree.
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Male 705
@Silverflame
Who exactly hates grammar nazis? Surely not you, as there would have been a personal pronoun such as "I" at the beggining of the sentence. I guess we must search for the culprit!
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Male 90
hate grammar nazis -.- jerks
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Female 322
That`s great
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Male 1,287
@corywebb

gratuitous spelling error corrected: check

you`re welcome
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Male 25,416
Calling staged but still lolish
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Male 90
I love those native English Speakers who are proud and mock the non native English speakers and turn out to be dumb by not even knowing the difference between "you are" and "your"
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Female 4,349
awwww, daniel just couldn`t help himself could he! adorable.
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Female 1,313
Daniel FTW!!
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Female 3,001
that`s brilliant
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Male 2,988
so Elizabeth`s daughter is having a problem and instead of actually helping, both her and her kid are posting on FB. parenting fail.
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Male 2,690
Daniel is win
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Female 812
Why not just delete his posts, ignore him and/or watch your grammar before posting a reply about your bad grammar?!
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Female 78
nice
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Male 259
love it
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Male 3,842
If Lindsey is so pissed, why is she writing things that she will soon regret on Facebook? How about thinking something you DON`T publicly post?

And yes, I also think I would like this Daniel fellow very much!
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Male 408
I bet he is dealing with more problems in his life than her.
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Female 53
@fivezones "like"
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Male 2,703
@keg74:

*not criticizing the use of an apostrophe to pluralize nazi

failpost
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Male 559
"I am not a fan of grammer nazi`s but this was prety funnie

* grammar
* funny
* pretty"

* Nazis
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Male 758
The great thing about FB is that you can easily tell who the stupid people are, and then avoid them.
I`ve noticed it`s (usually) only the mentally feeble that let FB drama get them all worked up, and then go on to perpetuate the cycle.
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Male 1,021
@keg74: Great job ruining a joke. True I-A-B fans know to use bad grammar on all grammar posts. Asshat.
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Male 410
I am not a fan of grammer nazi`s but this was prety funnie

* grammar
* funny
* pretty
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Male 1,021
I am not a fan of grammer nazi`s but this was prety funnie
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Male 384
so much win. people should have some g0ddamn class and not post things like this.
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Male 165
lmao thats awesome
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Male 12,365
I missed the bit where it says Daniel took over their country, imposed a harsh dictatorship with brutal secret police who take people away never to be seen again, routinely employed torture and slaughtered people on a massive scale for trivial reasons.

Or maybe, just maybe, he`s not being at all like a Nazi.
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Male 55
they see him trollin` they feedin`!!!!
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Male 36,543
vv "sproofread"? what is that? (lolz! I joke, eh?)
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Male 86
he forgot "*her dad and I"... there`s too fixin`s to be made there!



*two
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Male 241
ULLLTRAAAAAA COOOOMBOOOOOO
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Male 567
Heh heh, burned.
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Male 160
epic
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Male 794
FINISH THEM!!
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Male 4,807
Well executed.
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Male 247
Very sharp, corywebb...very sharp! That`s what I`m tkling...tlaki...talking about!
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Male 247
Daniel is merely enacting what my brain wants to do to almost every user in IAB, and particularly the ones who write comments to their posts.

Sure, I make an error here and there, but some of you, especially the younger ones, really make me wonder what you are being taught in school. Either your teachers don`t care, or you don`t.

If you would just proofread before posting, you would not appear as uneducated as you do. That`s p-r-o-o-f-r-e-a-d...
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Female 298
@Neoptolemos

TOTORO!!!!!!!! <3
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Male 79
Well done Daniel. Stupid people need to be exposed to a mirror.
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Male 106
@Fuego: *believe
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Male 2,441
Daniel the Maniel
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Male 965
Flawless victory.
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Male 1,010
Daniel has my sympathy.
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Male 2,390
nice, if it didn`t seem so set up.
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Male 625
I like Daniel`s style ;-)
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Male 1,287
funny, but I don`t beleive it.
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Male 360
lolz.
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Male 5,094
Trolol
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Male 216
hahaa, I love this guy.
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Female 584
I like him. They`re the dumb asses who aren`t using proper grammar.
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Male 15,510
Oh Internet. By the way what is the "Sign in" button on the new bar for?
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Male 1,240
I like Daniel. He`s a douche. Most of my friends are douches.
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Male 1,931
Hehe
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Female 596
Link: Facebook Grammar Nazi #1: Daniel [Pic] [Rate Link] - I think I`d get along very well with Daniel.
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