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Date: 04/06/11 05:59 PM

88 Responses to Every Geek Guy`s Ideal Girlfriend [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    Link: Every Geek Guy`s Ideal Girlfriend - This entire scenario is questionable, but sure, I`d give her a go too, if I had a can opener.
  2. Profile photo of Turby
    Turby Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    i`d bang her
  3. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    oh god. damn I bet she`s hot too.
  4. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    Cute
  5. Profile photo of Victim
    Victim Male 70 & Over
    219 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    If she didn`t part her hair like Donald Trump she`d be hot.
  6. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    I`d like to nydus her main.
  7. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    Every geek guy`s ideal girlfriend is a girlfriend that ISN`T imaginary. :P
  8. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    wait. no. wrong game. woops.
  9. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    I bet shes fat under there.
  10. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    Nah, I like Samus way better.
  11. Profile photo of TSMurphy
    TSMurphy Male 13-17
    24 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    @ whyme73 actually shes a model. Yeah saw an interview about that. Apperantly she`s a actually a big Halo fan.
  12. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    When are we gonna start mechanising those suits and using real armour?
  13. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    She is pretty hot ;)
  14. Profile photo of Maxables
    Maxables Male 70 & Over
    51 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    Holy sweet jesus drating christ. I would drat that in a heartbeat. Gaaaaaaah
  15. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    God yes.
    Dare, you just officially made me love you.
  16. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    Wait no.. That is definitely Kat`s armor.
  17. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    tea-bag worthy
  18. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    i think she has a website on how to make your own halo armor, i think i remember seeing her in a video about it.
  19. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    Humina humina humina
  20. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    But is the armor functional.
  21. Profile photo of Kodyo
    Kodyo Male 18-29
    226 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    Not true. Not a fan of halo or blondes... so yeah.
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    Humina humina humina
    ^^ THIS
  23. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    isnt weird without showing any skin what so ever and wearing armor, she is effing freakin hot
  24. Profile photo of Blaackhalo
    Blaackhalo Male 30-39
    90 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    Can opener? I see what you did there! Didn`t know you were a back door guy Fancy.
  25. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    It would be better if it was COG armor. Halo is overrated.
  26. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    i`m in love...
  27. Profile photo of walterppj
    walterppj Male 30-39
    125 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    I`d prefer she was holding a tray full of sandwiches.
  28. Profile photo of xamilo
    xamilo Male 18-29
    128 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    She`s beautiful!
  29. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    Holy poo.. i know her. She`s probably the coolest gamer chick there is, and she`s a model, name`s Jordan Konkel.
  30. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    Wow! Nice!
  31. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    "I`d prefer she was holding a tray full of sandwiches."

    ...or hot wings.
  32. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    No question about it. She would be wearing the armor while in bed...
  33. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    I don`t find her attractive at all.
  34. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    yeah, I`d say she`s pretty cute.
  35. Profile photo of ScottishTree
    ScottishTree Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 10:43 pm
    Have to agree with kusanagi only one problem though she`s wairing the male variant of the mark V suit not the female variant which has more defined legs and more form fitting over the cheast.
  36. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    Can opener? I`m pretty sure a normal scissor would work.
  37. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    She`s sofa king hot but I couldn`t stand trying to undress her for like 39 minutes
  38. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    Wow so Scottish just took nerd to a whole new level.
  39. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    @ScottishTree....words fail me.
  40. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    nope. not all geeks like halo...
  41. Profile photo of ScottishTree
    ScottishTree Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    @ryan99 and Oscola I shall happily take those as complements :)
  42. Profile photo of meatdraw
    meatdraw Male 30-39
    36 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:03 am
    well.... she`s no Starbuck. Nice gun though.
  43. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:41 am
    i like normal girls. i`m enough geek for the relationship.
  44. Profile photo of ChrisMunich
    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:10 am
    She`d be attractive if it wasn`t for the ridiculous armour.
  45. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:35 am
    if she was wearing a samus outfit, then maybe...
  46. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:44 am
    Geek guys want geek girls that don`t show off their figure? ... okay.
  47. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:27 am
    Well, I don`t like Halo at all, but...
    OMG I WANT SO HARD GIVE ME
    Blonde girls in scifi battle armor=Yessss
  48. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:38 am
    Tits or Gtfo
  49. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:18 am
    I definetly would not.
  50. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:28 am
    That`s definitely not the girl for this geek. My geekie girl will realize that Halo is just another cheesy first person shooter and has little to no originality or redeamable elements.
  51. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:39 am
    Figure? Who cares! She`s pretty and wearing armour, she can fetch me a sammich any day :)
  52. Profile photo of meneado
    meneado Male 18-29
    152 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:41 am
    I CAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
  53. Profile photo of netro
    netro Male 18-29
    139 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:58 am
    Yeah ..as much as I don`t like Halo anymore ..that`s hot.
  54. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:04 am
    I don`t normally go for blondes, but after checking out some of her pics online, I noticed she`s very versatile. Cool chick.
  55. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:43 am
    WANT
    the suit, not the girl...
  56. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:53 am
    @RobSwindol - I Concur.

    Put her in N7 Armor and we`ll talk business.
  57. Profile photo of wingz1206
    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:55 am
    D: I want a suit like that... Hubs and I are Halo Obsessed!!!
  58. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:10 am
    I want!
  59. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:24 am
    gold digger
  60. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:34 am
    Thats pretty hot.
  61. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:42 am
    Meh, Halo has sucked since the first game. I want some FemShep action.
  62. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Can I just have a normal person?
  63. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 8:22 am
    so she has a cute face.. big deal.
  64. Profile photo of asnodeus
    asnodeus Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:34 am
    Mighty and cute. :D
  65. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:37 am
    If she had a robotic arm she could be KAT
  66. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Now if we can get a Miranda Lawson look alike going, that`s a whole other story.. Oh wait.


  67. Profile photo of polipolicia
    polipolicia Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:53 am
    not mine
  68. Profile photo of TuggSpeedman
    TuggSpeedman Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    yeah she`s cute but that costume is outrageous and ryan99 your Miranda Lawson just ruined my pants
  69. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    win
  70. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    wow I`m out of touch. Nice pic of Yvonne Strahovski though.
  71. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D I just nerded all over the place. Anybody have a towel?
  72. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Fandratingtastic
  73. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    she looks nice but i`m no halo fan.
  74. Profile photo of lyingmikecp3
    lyingmikecp3 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    fkdfkndndbavcblbm OMG I JUST HAD A NERDGASM!!!!
  75. Profile photo of JGsox33
    JGsox33 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    I love halo. I love women. Nothing sexy about this though.
  76. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    Yea sorry guys, she`s taken.. by some nerd she met over halo 2. Tell me about it.
  77. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    That`s a great costume.
  78. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    @jgsox
    agreed
  79. Profile photo of rustedbrolly
    rustedbrolly Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:08 am
    Why is she a Geek guy`s dream girl? They already have trouble talking a regular girl out of her clothes, now they`re presented with the daunting task of getting her to remove her Spartan armor? Nuh-uh, definitely not ideal.
  80. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:44 am
    She is extremely hot and everything, but c`mon give the straight women of I-A-B something to look at once in a while.
  81. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 4:25 am
    that`s a 10
  82. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    Lame.
  83. Profile photo of brieslew
    brieslew Male 18-29
    75 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    That armor looks very real.
  84. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    i hate Kat from Halo Reach...
  85. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    I suppose that could be Kat, but it would be before she lost her arm, which, also explains why she lacks a striking resemblance to Kurt Cobain.

    Are we sure this wasn`t photo shopped? I mean, a female who plays Xbox? That`s more rare than a zombie pig men outside of the nether.
  86. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    I want one.
  87. Profile photo of cisabear
    cisabear Female 18-29
    4 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    @mluther I call sexism, good sir. :P I happen to play Xbox often. Deadspace FTW.
  88. Profile photo of xglorystarx
    xglorystarx Female 18-29
    15 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    imma girl who plays xbox live, and i know of plenty others who do too.
    And there`s an all girls team that competes in halo tournaments called Pink Lemonade

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