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Date: 04/16/11 12:34 PM

42 Responses to Eric`s Resume: Hire This Man Immediately! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ffi
    ffi Female 18-29
    156 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    Link: Eric`s Resume: Hire This Man Immediately! - Look at his personal attributes! His experience! His education! He`s clearly I-A-B material.
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    VDragonV Male 13-17
    103 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Anyone could come up with a fake resume like this in about 10 minutes... and a funnier one at that.


    BOREEDD.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36651 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Acne Lancer!

    man`s got skills
  4. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    The best college entry essay ever written
  5. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    if only this is what it takes to get a top job.
  6. Profile photo of uscbadfish
    uscbadfish Male 18-29
    267 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    This guy sucks.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    II`d hire him, and make him hang around my house to amuse me at my whim.
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    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    His name is Eric & under Personal Attributes he didn`t put "Viking"? How weak!
  9. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    Not a shabby resume
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    sraac88 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    the guy seems to be fun:)
  11. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    VDragonV: I dare you.
  12. Profile photo of theshark350
    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    can you say fake?
  13. Profile photo of dragonj1
    dragonj1 Male 18-29
    25 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    "Dear Mr. Eric, we regret to inform you..."
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    It may be fake but out of jokes it might be used and out of humour the person may hire and could be disappointed or impressed
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    29 years old and have done not one thing in life and doesnt even takes it seriously. This better be pure trolling or else I pity that person
  16. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    What the hell`s an Acne Lancer?
  17. Profile photo of jakillz2
    jakillz2 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    @damien

    like lancing a pimple? lance/stab/stick
    You`ll learn once you hit puberty
  18. Profile photo of KennyG
    KennyG Male 40-49
    8 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    Has I-A-B become a Reddit re-post site?
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    thahellmouth Male 18-29
    160 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Eric is the f ucki,ng man
  20. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    "Has I-A-B become a Reddit re-post site?"

    Reddit, Stumbleupon, Failblog. You name it
  21. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    I worry for whoever had this guy as a life coach.
  22. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1241 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    I got a chuckle out of it.
  23. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    Eric sounds alot like me! i bet we would be best friends!
  24. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    you can almost spell the french fry grease and desperation that defines this man`s future.
  25. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32782 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    I like to put funny stuff in my resume, but at least it`s relavent to my career!

    -knows 4 verses of "Jack and Jill"
    -has more patience than Saint Scholastica
    -I may be old, but I`m very immature
    -children run up to me and hug me: what else do you need to know?
  26. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    @Heureux
    You can almost spell it? Do you have difficulty spelling?
  27. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    That`s awesome
  28. Profile photo of Comagirl123
    Comagirl123 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 12:03 am
    Oh Eric, I want you.. Then again, maybe not.
  29. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 1:28 am
    If this was a girl, he`d be fancys personal "assistant".
  30. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 1:55 am
    Would have been amusing if he somehow tied his useless skills into how it makes him asset instead of just useless. Not really very creative as it is.
  31. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 4:18 am
    eric, the job is yours. come get it.
  32. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 5:15 am
    i love the reference! haha who elese bettter than me?! i always struggle finding a good reference haha
  33. Profile photo of ScubaFett
    ScubaFett Male 18-29
    176 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 7:28 am
    Knows when to hold, knows when to fold <--- That`s what sold it for me lol
  34. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 10:33 am
    Eric is me.
  35. Profile photo of venice08
    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    Eric be mo honest than 95% of all resumes every written. He`s still a leech though
  36. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:15 am
    Honesty is always the best policy.
  37. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 4:43 am
    Possible ESP, how could you not hire that?
  38. Profile photo of duderlydude
    duderlydude Male 30-39
    110 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 5:56 am
    the world needs more erics
  39. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 10:54 am
    NO ERIC IS ME..
  40. Profile photo of annaXXBanana
    annaXXBanana Female 13-17
    52 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    Looks legit.
  41. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    Well played sir, well played
  42. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    I`d hire him.

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