Eric`s Resume: Hire This Man Immediately! [Pic]

Submitted by: ffi 6 years ago in Funny

Look at his personal attributes! His experience! His education! He"s clearly I-A-B material.
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Female 298
I`d hire him.
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Female 226
Well played sir, well played
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Female 52
Looks legit.
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Male 2,376
NO ERIC IS ME..
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Male 110
the world needs more erics
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Male 411
Possible ESP, how could you not hire that?
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Male 2,737
Honesty is always the best policy.
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Male 108
Eric be mo honest than 95% of all resumes every written. He`s still a leech though
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Male 589
Eric is me.
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Male 176
Knows when to hold, knows when to fold <--- That`s what sold it for me lol
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Female 2,026
i love the reference! haha who elese bettter than me?! i always struggle finding a good reference haha
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Male 916
eric, the job is yours. come get it.
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Male 802
Would have been amusing if he somehow tied his useless skills into how it makes him asset instead of just useless. Not really very creative as it is.
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Male 588
If this was a girl, he`d be fancys personal "assistant".
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Female 110
Oh Eric, I want you.. Then again, maybe not.
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Male 2,748
That`s awesome
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Male 2,419
@Heureux
You can almost spell it? Do you have difficulty spelling?
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Male 40,752
I like to put funny stuff in my resume, but at least it`s relavent to my career!

-knows 4 verses of "Jack and Jill"
-has more patience than Saint Scholastica
-I may be old, but I`m very immature
-children run up to me and hug me: what else do you need to know?
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Male 1,054
you can almost spell the french fry grease and desperation that defines this man`s future.
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Male 718
Eric sounds alot like me! i bet we would be best friends!
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Female 1,329
I got a chuckle out of it.
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Male 648
I worry for whoever had this guy as a life coach.
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Male 299
"Has I-A-B become a Reddit re-post site?"

Reddit, Stumbleupon, Failblog. You name it
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Male 160
Eric is the f ucki,ng man
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Male 8
Has I-A-B become a Reddit re-post site?
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Male 59
@damien

like lancing a pimple? lance/stab/stick
You`ll learn once you hit puberty
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Male 705
What the hell`s an Acne Lancer?
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Male 15,510
29 years old and have done not one thing in life and doesnt even takes it seriously. This better be pure trolling or else I pity that person
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Male 25,416
It may be fake but out of jokes it might be used and out of humour the person may hire and could be disappointed or impressed
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Male 25
"Dear Mr. Eric, we regret to inform you..."
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Male 429
can you say fake?
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Male 5,094
VDragonV: I dare you.
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Male 39
the guy seems to be fun:)
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Male 2,441
Not a shabby resume
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Male 213
His name is Eric & under Personal Attributes he didn`t put "Viking"? How weak!
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Female 4,438
II`d hire him, and make him hang around my house to amuse me at my whim.
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Male 267
This guy sucks.
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Female 1,435
if only this is what it takes to get a top job.
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Male 2,796
Male 39,921

Acne Lancer!

man`s got skills
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Male 103
Anyone could come up with a fake resume like this in about 10 minutes... and a funnier one at that.


BOREEDD.
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Female 156
Link: Eric`s Resume: Hire This Man Immediately! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Look at his personal attributes! His experience! His education! He`s clearly I-A-B material.
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