Epic Crab Is Epic [Pic]

Submitted by: DanteInferno 5 years ago Weird

Kill it! Kill it with fire!
There are 73 comments:
Male 6
ok so am i the only that noticed its not a crab? its a lobster. a rather odd looking breed of lobster, but a lobster none the less.
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Male 1,371
This thing is so old.
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Male 22
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Male 628
`It`s ass looks like a cheeseburger.`

I sh@t brix
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Female 117
:(
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Female 2,525
"It`s ass looks like a cheeseburger. "

Omg it does!
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Male 68
It`s a coconut crab.
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Male 36
It`s ass looks like a cheeseburger.
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Male 25,416
awesome
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Male 191
What land dwelling animal is more like a lobster than a roosterroach?
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Male 2,402
@Davymid
I take it your not a Red Loster patron?
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Male 31
Daaang I`m gonna need a better shampoo.
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Female 331
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo!
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Male 1,243
I think crabs are more in line with arachnids than woodlice or roosterroaches.
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Male 12,138
[quote]A c*ckroach? Really? By that logic a cow is just a big dog. Come on, not even same genus let alone family...[/quote]
Major derp on my part. You are quite correct, I meant big woodlice, not c*ckroaches.
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Male 1,484
tasty
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Female 426
@ Wizensilver

I love your picture, we should have babies, NOW!! lol
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Female 857
robber crab
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Male 219
A c*ckroach? Really? By that logic a cow is just a big dog. Come on, not even same genus let alone family...
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Female 838
anyone else find themself hoping that the container is full of butter?
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Female 16
Where is the butter!
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Male 588
It escaped?
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Male 12,138
To those enjoying the taste of these bad boys (don`t get me wrong, I enjoy them too), you are aware that they`re basically marine c*ckroaches? Just throwing that out there.
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Female 166
I saw this a few years ago....Terrifying.
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Male 17
"So tell me, Arnold. What`s your lame excuse for not taking the trash out this time?"
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Male 305
I`ll second that. They are mouthwatering.
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Male 2,402
No butter on this bitch. It`s a coconut crab and the meat taste like coconut. Yummy I swear it is.
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Male 12
"is that a whopper hamburger under its buns?"
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
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Male 358
LOL, Lurkmonster!
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Female 21
Eat it! Eat it with Butter!
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Female 3,598
pretty sure this is one of the first pictures ever uploaded to the internet...
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Male 133
"is that a whopper hamburger under its buns?"

Holy poo, right?! Hahahahah
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Male 17,512
Coconut Crab Repost.
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Male 243
is that a whopper hamburger under its buns?
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Male 5,194
Crab? More like one of those things from Alien or Starship Troopers.
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Female 169
freakin` nasty
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Female 535
EAT IT
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Female 631
old.
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Male 694
They`re in the Philippines and Southeast Asia, right?
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Male 511
Even I know that this is super old...
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Male 256
I wish I had a big pan on the boil, lol
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Male 405
And this is why I own a metal baseball bat.
Not to play sports, but specificaly for situations like this.
GAAHH
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Male 2,199
looks like someone released the kraken
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Female 141
Old repost is old.
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Female 10
a million times repost
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Female 9,400
Why men take out the garbage...
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Male 395
KLouD - The crab has a hamburger for an ass lol!

Lol! Great spot.
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Male 1,598
Attack its weak point for massive damage!
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Female 320
AK47Reaper,

It is very legal to catch coconut crabs as long as their carapace is more than three inches in length. And they do not migrate over land. At all. And the way to prepare them is to catch them and feed them coconut meat for a few weeks until they get sweet then eat them. They do actually taste like coconut when done that way. The local name for them is Ayuyu.
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Female 320
Wooho! Something from my homeland! And I was there!
This crab was on GUAM, Anderson Air Force base (up north)in military housing. It was quite a spectacle, It was strange to be out during the day. On bases, it is common for them to grow large, due to the amount of undisturbed forest and the fact military police will shoot the wild pigs and dogs who wander on base, leaving them with almost no predators. I was present when this picture was taken, ALMOST 8 YEARS AGO. I`m suprised it`s making it onto IAB now...
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Female 46
The only reason I know this is a coconut crab is because of Wild Boyz Thanks Steve-o you educated me when you let this thing pinch your butt cheek
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Male 554
that`s no a crab.. that`s a space station !
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Male 253
The crab has a hamburger for an ass lol!
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Female 4,349
where is this? so i can never go there.
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Male 4,793
I think it`s called a coconut crab? can`t quit remember since i saw this many years ago...
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Male 2,096
Pass the tartar
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Male 360
i-a-b get +3 internets for oldest repost i`ve seen today.
(still a pretty epic crab)
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Male 117
this isn`t bad these same crab migrate over land by the thousands I think its illegal to catch them at that time. Sucks
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Male 6,737
How old is this??
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Male 34
Round house kick that crab off
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Male 2,592
hell yea i`ll totally kill it, with fire.
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Male 1,051
Not very effective.
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Male 4,807
A friend of a friends girlfriend had those in high school, cept hers where WAY BIGGER. So I heard.
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Male 422
Coconut crab does not taste like coconut :(
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Male 3,314
"Edible?"

Acording to Tubby12370`s link, yes!
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Male 37,888

get the boilin` pot!
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Male 380
Catching crabs dumpster diving...
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Male 594
Edible?
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Female 311
LOBSTAH!
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Male 109
reposted so many times its surprising anybody HASN`T seen this pic :/
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Male 1,440
I think it might be a Coconut Crab not sure though...
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Male 1,461
Yikes! Australia?
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Female 61
Link: Epic Crab Is Epic [Pic] [Rate Link] - Kill it! Kill it with fire!
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