Do Not Disturb Door Sign, I-A-B Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: davymid 6 years ago in

Inspired by last week"s post. No maids all day. Although, there is a SWAT team assembling outside in the car park...
There are 33 comments:
Male 13
I wank off
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Male 29
@sirlunchalot

No-one `wanks off`. You wank or you`re a wanker, nothing in between.
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Male 25,416
id rather have a pillow fort
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Male 118
I agree with LazyMe484. Fap sounds like something a thirteen year old virgin would do. A man would masturbate, wank off, jack off etc. Not fap.
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Male 1,623
Cheesy
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Male 950
all ten you say?
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Male 625
Now I want a pillow fort!
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Male 588
SWAT? I thought they would come from the area 52.
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Male 10,440
The hotness ratio is usually less than 40% and most of the time there is at least one boner-killing freakish thing in there.

Also, I don`t like this new term... fap.

Sounds pathetic. Are you too embarrassed to spell it out or are you just lazy and don`t want to write all those letters?
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Male 106
i usually only fap to half of them. Your a true champ!
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Female 9,477
I want to meet this person!
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Female 535
@timebored I agree

they already made it funny
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Male 1,021
Not bad Davymid. I even spelled your name right this time.
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Female 255
Literally made me lol. Thank you to the person
I now call FancyFreak.
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Male 1,595
It IS the worst sin, M5000.
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Male 172
Actually, I have this same door sign on my door... Erm without the writing, but I stole it and took it home cause it was cool. Oh god I`m going to hell for stealing a hotel sign aren`t I...
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Male 69
constructing pillow fort, why would you change that?
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Male 1,587
davymid- I am truly impressed. I will let you continue your awesomeness.
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Male 215
Wait... is this ORIGINAL CONTENT on IAB? What has the world come to?!?
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Male 1,625
HAHAHAHA Win!
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Female 182
Skabashas, I was wondering the same thing. As well as that, why would you want to get rid of the maids? Let them join in on the fun, but only the sexy ones.
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Female 2,674
All TEN of them?! That sh*t`s impressive.
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Male 15,510
Oh crap its spreading around
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Male 2,748
Now that`s being straight up lol!
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Male 94
how do you fap with the IAB face on? ok now i can`t get that image out of my head
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Male 390
that was hilarious...
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Male 14,334
What if ya just hang a condom from the doorknob?????
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Female 4,225
O_O How`d they know?

pure speechlessness, awesome and win
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Male 1,256
I think instead of crossing the original sign out, it should say "AND constructing pillow fort". I mean, the best place to fap is IN a pillow fort... right?
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Male 151
It doesnt count as OC if you rip the idea from someone else. damn... OP really is a __________.
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Male 161
Fancy, are you padding (heh), your resume???
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Male 3,745
win
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Male 12,138
Link: Do Not Disturb Door Sign, I-A-B Edition [Pic] [Rate Link] - Inspired by last week`s post. No maids all day. Although, there is a SWAT team assembling outside in the car park...
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