Cop Pepper Sprays A Baby Squirrel

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do...right? The squirrels last words were reported to be ""don"t tase me bro!""
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Male 235
stupid pig
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Female 219
DJ DOubleb- if it was "rabid" then what good was it to pepper spray it if it was going to be fine in the next few minutes. I dont know why this cop had to do this cus one its not his job, and two if the squirrel was rabid then they should have done more.. so i dont think it was. Squirrels sometimes will get that close especially when they think you have food.
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Female 1,236
Was there no water hose around? One quick blast & he would`ve taken off. Plus...it doesn`t hurt them. What a sadistic idiot.
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Male 2,384
god cops are such dicks even to animals
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Female 3,598
why were the cops called when animal control could have netted the squirrel and handled this in a much more appropriate way? this makes me sick.
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Male 2,376
what the drat is wrong with this world
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Male 382
OK>> DEVILS ADVOCATE POST

1. The call to the cops said the squirrel was acting erratically and could be rapid.

2. The squirrel was fine minutes after this.

3. He could have stomped the thing but didn`t.
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Male 554
Poor excuse for a cop let alone a human being.
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Male 230
what a pussy
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Male 377
What a dick. How about all the people GO away from the squirrel and maybe just maybe it`ll go away. What a prick, guarantee this wasn`t a southern boy.
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Male 75
Its just a squirrel.
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Female 282
wtf a shoebox and a piece of freaking posterboard is all he needed to deal with it.
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Male 2,592
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Male 1,595
Yeah, it had rabies.

Cruel, but acceptable.
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Male 41,079
What!?! @kitteh9 stole my submission! (j/k)
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Male 41,079
Did @Davymid predict THIS posting? lolz!

The commenters at the site report the baby squirrel was relocated by animal control people, idk though.
At least he didn`t beat it to death with his night-stick, eh?

It`s a friendly critter! It`s probably used to being fed by students, not `rabid` jeez!
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Male 2,893
What a f*cking pussy.
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Male 363
To everybody going about about the poor defenseless squirrel read this article.

5 cute animals that are turning to the darkside
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Male 657
Doesn`t matter whether squirrels are common rabies carriers or not (and I can`t tell if it was a squirrel or chipmunk or other small rodent). If it was behaving abnormally it is a threat to the people there. Pepper spray is a perfectly acceptable deterrent to use and has no lasting long-term affects. If the squirrel was not sick - then perhaps this will teach it to avoid humans and human habitation - also prolonging its life.
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Female 164
Um ok, why the hell is everybody afraid of a little baby squirrel?!
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Male 2,419
BiGpHiL
why would you have to worry about waking her up if she`s in the other room laughing?
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Male 261
@El_Chinche HAHAHA I almost woke up my gf who is in the other room laughing
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Male 29
why was this not in funny
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Male 546
It`s coming right at us!

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Male 337
bow to your human masters squirrels!
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Male 63
What if that squirrel had rabies? The officer did the right thing in that case. Keeping the children safe from a rabid animal. Not so righteous now are we?
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Male 904
Oh my god! A cop was a douche-bag!?!? That never happens...
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Female 513
Yea, he got him right near the end. Idiot needs a frontal lobotomy and a kick to the jewels. Jackass.
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Male 2,988
i hear them say it was sprayed but i don`t see it being sprayed nor the squirrel acting different after the reaction of the crowd. looks like its just doing squirrel stuff, not dieing or suffering at all. i`m calling bull poo on this one.
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Male 19
That guy has probably been reading on cracked.com today. He did the right thing.
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Male 162
Any mammal can get rabies!

Squirrels are almost never found to be infected with the rabies virus. Squirrels also have not been known to cause rabies in humans within the United States. Bites from a squirrel are not considered a risk for rabies unless the animal was sick or behaving in an unusual manner, and rabies is widespread in the area.
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Male 25,416
douch
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Female 2,525
Dude needs a punch in the dick. I don`t care if the squirrel was "dangerous." There are better ways to handle it.
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Male 626
What is wrong with people that a group of people can only deal with a tiny animal with pepper spray? Just put a box over in and move it somewhere else.
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Male 2,796
Women... they are stupid.
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Male 4,807
He should have shot the crazed beast!!!
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Male 2,868
Fcuking douchebag.
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Male 2,004
animals need to reestablish their fear for humans, or else they will just keep attacking us

@tn11: squirrels doesn`t carry rabies, even if they sometimes act as if they do
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Female 19
So for the reference... squirrels do NOT carry rabies for those who say it did...they do carry other things...But this is just messed up. IAB this is not funny. Even if it does have a disease... this is just messed up.
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Male 1,587
Ok people, calm the eff down. From the way he was backing away from it and no one else was going near I get the feeling it may have had rabies.
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Male 2,056
F*cking squirrels.
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Male 1,625
Sadist.
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Male 297
So, apparently COP now stands for Completely Obnoxious Pussy. Scared of a baby squirrel! What a bitch! I have had squirrels get aggressive with me, too but I don`t act like a punk! It`s called "walking away"... "I have a badge, but no balls!"
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Male 13
Ujelly. I appreciate your concern for me . Where I live at the police budget has been cut to the point they only come out on murder and rape calls for the most part . So being the son of a retired officer I grew up taking a lot of flack . I was robbed , well almost robbed two years ago . The gentleman who pride my garage window open didn`t know it had a alarm . By the time he made it into my kitchen , I had a nine mm Taurus pointed at his punk head . Yes I am a conservative but I am also a animal lover too . This kind of cop is the same kind who would mace or taze a preschooler .
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Female 1,203
:( ... oh no! hahaha verbosity, that`s a good article
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Male 506
drating kids, they are rodents.
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Male 4,793
Seriously i`d attack that officer if he did that. No, that`d get me in trouble, i`d just go scoop up the squirrel and carry it away. dumb cop.
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Male 81
@VargusMalfoy, you probably watch Fox news, not all cops are bad, just wait until you get robbed or something, lets see who you call first.
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Male 13
News flash , squirrel was a minority , and cop was from Ohio . Clear cut case of self defense against the terrorist animal fringe .
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Male 13
Don`t worry , dick cops like this usually end up getting busted for taking bribes or beating minorities or some stupid poo like that. My father was a officer for 23 years and he said you could tell the real sickos by how they treated animals , both civilian and officers . 300 pound cop scared of 6 ounce rodent . Before anybody says it , if the rodent had rabies , it would be moving a lot faster and aggressive than it was .
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Male 83
Those sympathizing with the squirrel need to head over to cracked and read the article `5 Adorable Animals That Are Turning to the Dark Side`, which starts with squirrels. Note "Between May 2006 and March 2007, multiple squirrels attacked 13 people, mostly children. One four-year-old boy thought he was being hugged by his furry little woodland friend until it started digging its fingers into his scalp." Awwww, how cute of those little innocent squirrels.
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Male 616
should`a shot em
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Male 835
Fuggin squirrel had it coming. He was advancing on the officer in a threatening manner.
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Male 208
The squirrel clearly has rabies, the cop is scaring it off before it bites someone.

Nothing wrong here.
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Male 36
what a dick
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Male 639
I hate stupid high school girls. They were 10x more annoying than seeing a budget officer do his job. The damn pepper spry won`t do sht tho that ADULT squirrel.

Also tasing =/= pepper spray.
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Male 1,440
@freddyferret If you taser a police officer, it is assault to a police officer which is punishable up to 10 years in jail.
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Male 864
He was protecting the kids from the vicious squirrel. That man is a hero.
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Male 725
Just adding some seasoning before he fries it up.
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Male 7,839
why did he seem a little afraid of the tiny rodent?
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Male 11,739
What a complete ass. If I had been there with a tazer I would have hit that prick in the back. He would have never known what hit him.
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Male 81
3- words : Protection from Rabies


Definition of rabies
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Female 329
Nevermind. Just trap it in a box if its being weird.
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Female 240
what a drating non-nice individual
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Female 329
why? i really want to know if there is more to the story.
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Female 8,043
Link: Cop Pepper Sprays A Baby Squirrel [Rate Link] - A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do...right? The squirrels last words were reported to be ``don`t tase me bro!``
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