Charlie And The Apple Factory

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Funny

Finally! An answer to the question! Why does everyone love Apple products so much? Starring Steve Jobs as Willie Wonka.
There are 29 comments:
Female 337
"You do if we say you do!" Nice.
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Male 47
Apple really does do a great job getting people to overpay for the same stuff.
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Female 582
After being a staunch PC girl my whole life, I finally got a mac. Are they overpriced? Yes. Are they over-hyped? Totally. But their OS is more user friendly, they offer better navigation between multiple applications and through files, it`s easier to stay organized, and they work seamlessly with all types of hardware. Honestly, Windows feels bulky and inefficient in comparison. If 90% of your computer use is internet surfing and document editing, Apple really does offer a better product.
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Male 2,855
Nice documental
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Male 1,582
Apple sucks
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Female 225
@HaldPintRoo relevance?
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Male 101
@Zack82 PCs are cheaper - but it depends on what you`re after. I needed a computer that would be able to handle Pro Tools, Flash and Final Cut and my microsoft laptop just couldn`t do it. So I bought a mac and I haven`t had any problems. I guess if I wanted a PC that would be able to handle all of those I could build it myself, but I didn`t see the point when it would have ended up about the same price after all those add-ons.
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Male 1,744
@botfly
agreed, I don`t like macpple stuff either, but to each their own, live and let live...i`ll just be over hear playing cool games :P
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Male 319
PC`s are cheaper and I`ve never had any problems using them. Just saying.
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Male 559
i second botfly

troll harder
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Male 616
Don`t like it, don`t buy it, quit bitchin` about it. I don`t like fast food, but I don`t whine about it ad nauseam.
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Male 535
Bill gates is not the richest person in the world, and Microsoft does not make cheaper products with the same specifications.

PC manufacturers make cheaper products.

All in all that was... pretty much awful. But it`s college humor, so i shouldn`t be surprised, I can`t remember the last time i saw a video of theirs that was any good.
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Female 423
@MildCorma
As are all companies in this materialist society we live in.
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Male 496
@Oblivia

Whats hateful is Apple used cheap labour to get enough Ipads into the market on time. By cheap labour I mean, shifts worked by orientals in china for $100 a month. Apple shrugged off the media buzz by saying "oh, yeah we heard they were being underpaid and doubled their wages!" Everyone was suddenly happy they didn`t have to justify buying an Ipad (which filled in the spot of what, exactly? Why did people even need one?) despite the pay hike being from $100 to $200 a month, and despite these workers actually being mostly child labourers working 70+ hours a week, and the factories they work in are renowned for breaking chinese labour laws and being heavy handed.

This is why I hate Apple. They sell you things that you don`t really need and abuse chinas labour laws whilst pretending they knew nothing about it. They are a pustule of a company that thrives on consumerism and peoples stupidity.
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Male 758
I got a Zune a couple years back, and I freaking LOVE it. I went through a few iPods that would keep crapping out on me for virtually no reason (even handling the things with kid gloves). The Zune has had a harder life, and it hasn`t frozen or stopped for any reason. Hell, the battery still holds a charge forever.
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Male 421
Well the zune does have superior software. I honestly don`t understand why it`s made fun of outside of the fact that it didn`t catch on (when it should have).
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Male 2,690
That was very high quality for a parody, loved it.
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Female 812
Ok, I have some Apple products (got a shuffle as a gift and bought a Mac Book Pro for art academy) but I do not see what is so damn hateful about Apple or loveable for that matter. I mean sure it sucks that you can only synchronize your mp3 player with one iTunes, that is if you want to keep the music on it, but I do LOVE the touchpad on my Mac Book
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Female 9,572
Got a chuckle out of that.
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Male 39,880
Lazy - "i could do this all day"

Please don`t
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Male 39
I saw this a few weeks ago. i completely agree whit the video, the Ibook is a laptop, ipod a musicplayer, iphone is a cellphone. Im proud to say i`m a PC. my next cellphone will be Android or Symbian.
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Male 1,312
I have a Zune, I love it and it`s a hell of a lot cheaper than itunes
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Male 86
Amidst the liquid solution in my LCD ipod touch screen...is heroin. Which is absorbed into my finger tips.
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Male 25,416
half amused
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Male 10
the ending kinda sucked
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Male 10,440
[quote] Microsoft owns a portion of Apple. [/quote]
... you could say, they took a BITE of the apple? Hence the logo. BAHAHAHAHA!! I can do this all day.
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Male 10,440
I have a theory that apple products secretly inject a solution of cocaine into their users, hence the mindless addiction. The white color of everything hides the evidence and the momentary high is explained by the joys of opening something new.
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Male 587
abrupt ending was abrupt. Other than this it was okay, but you do know that Microsoft owns a portion of Apple.
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Female 8,043
Link: Charlie And The Apple Factory [Rate Link] - Finally! An answer to the question! Why does everyone love Apple products so much? Starring Steve Jobs as Willie Wonka.
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