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Date: 04/07/11 09:36 AM

65 Responses to Cats Vs. Dogs: The Battle Continues [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of i_rule_you
    i_rule_you Female 13-17
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    April 7, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Link: Cats Vs. Dogs: The Battle Continues - Winner: Still undecided.
  2. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Alternate title: why nobody likes cats.
  3. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:43 am
    in ancient egypt cats were holy :P
  4. Profile photo of micadjems
    micadjems Female 18-29
    49 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:43 am
    Hooray for posts with typos.... /sarcasm
  5. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    April 7, 2011 at 9:46 am
    That`s the way it is...
  6. Profile photo of kouish
    kouish Male 13-17
    90 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:46 am
    so true
  7. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 7, 2011 at 9:46 am
    This wins.
  8. Profile photo of Kirakid
    Kirakid Female 18-29
    45 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:47 am
    An old joke with poor presentation.
  9. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Alternate title: Why dogs are stupid...lol
  10. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2011 at 9:51 am
    cats aren`t even on the same scale as a dog.. don`t even compare the two.. cats get categorized with hamsters and gerbbles!!!!
  11. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:55 am
    prefer*
  12. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Meh, stereotyping cats and dogs again, IAB?

  13. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:27 am
    cats aren`t even on the same scale as a dog.

    I wholeheartedly agree, Cats are much smarter.

    Dogs are on the short bus.
  14. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2011 at 10:29 am
    I`m a lover of cats AND dogs. that being said i find people who "preferr" dogs over cats are in desperate need of constant validation.
    this is fact, not opinion.
    I prefer cats because they are affectionate, yet not overly so. they pretty much do their own thing, like miniature people with lives of their own.
    Having a dog is like having a pet toddler. No fecking time to your own thoughts, and so much fun to clean after! and if you`re a dog owner that allows your dog to do its mess on your neighbor`s lawn with out picking up after it, shame on you. you`re obviously too irresponsible to own a dog in the first place.
  15. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:38 am
    Older than the internets... older than the hills for that matter.
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:40 am
    Hey, I have no problem being God.
  17. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Yes, because animals have a concept of `god`. In some ways, they`re better off than a lot of us.
  18. Profile photo of CitrusCircus
    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:53 am
    What dog haters say " Dogs are dumb and you always have to mind them. Cats are clever and are independent creatures".
    What cat haters say " Cats are evil and manipulative. Dogs are kind and loving".I feel that this "Battle" is not just about which animal is better but what we value more in society; intelligence (cats) or personality (dogs i.e. loving etc.) Of course this is not always the case, and cats can be affectionate and dogs are smart etc. but i`m talking about the stereotypes here. I like cats and dogs btw.
  19. Profile photo of KillTheWeak
    KillTheWeak Male 18-29
    80 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:05 am
    catz rule! dogs droooool. haha.
  20. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 7, 2011 at 11:13 am


    Don`t get me wrong I like dogs but they can be a real pain in the ass.
  21. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:17 am
    I think in general the kind of person who likes dogs also likes kids.
  22. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:36 am
    I love dogs, but I don`t like kids.
  23. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:52 am
    Both win?
  24. Profile photo of easiersaid
    easiersaid Female 18-29
    83 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:52 am
    May I just say, I am a dog person. However, I do have a soft spot for my cousin`s cat as he actually loves attention and will sit with you much like a dog would.

    With regards to a few of McGovern1981`s bullet points: I have never been drooled on by a dog (though I know they do drool). However, I cannot count the times that my cousin`s cat has drooled on me while I was petting him. He may not destroy my newspaper, but he`s scratched the hell out of the weather stripping on the garage door. And his breath is vile. You can`t put up a sign that says, "Beware of Cat" because they can easily hop fences and attack you where you stand. Cats may not sniff your crotch, but they still sniff each other`s butts.

    I`d say cats and dogs each have equal, but different, vices.
  25. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    @McGovern1981
    1. very few dogs drool, let alone in any amount that would make it a problem.
    2. dogs only hump people/animals that they perceive to be their inferior (or mate). so any dog that is even vaguely aware of the owner/pet dynamic will not hump its owners (nor will it likely hump anyone elses) leg.
    3. dogs use the outdoors unless it has yet to be potty trained or you just neglect the hell out of it. this gives the owner a chance to get sunlight, fresh air, and exercise.
    4. only dogs with weak owners go on their owners bed at all. so again pet/owner dynamic comes into play.
    5. very few dogs do that, and its usually only the hyperactive ones that arent getting enough attention from their owner. besides, who uses a newspaper anymore?
    6. happy tail contusions? i dont know wtf that is.
    maybe try not standing directly behind it like youre going to `screw the pooch` when its very excited, even then i doubt it would be strong enough to leave any kind of mark
  26. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    Ducks beat anything with fur.
  27. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    @McGovern1981 (cont.)

    7. some people want a dog that is mean. hence `guard dog.` if you dont want an aggressive dog then dont get one, if you do want one then get one. they serve a purpose. no ones afraid of an aggressive cat.
    8. very few dogs dig. and ive never seen or heard of one that has buried and dug up its own poop.
    9. ill give you this. they have lots of better things to do, like lick their entire body 15 times over then throw up hairballs etc wherever they feel like it or show you the latest mouse or bird they killed.
    10. yes there is a reason: no one likes cats enough, nor do cats like people enough for them to get close enough face to face for the person to smell the cats breath
  28. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    @ultimakewl
  29. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    Do I like cats ?
    I like other peoples cats.
    I dont want cats.
  30. Profile photo of BiGpHiL
    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    cats are evil
    dogs are awesome
  31. Profile photo of camael
    camael Female 18-29
    48 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    I like both! Why the battle? I think it`s more about the individual animal`s personality. How can you really argue about one being better than the other?
  32. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    My dog drools. And farts at least 20 times a day and they smell REALLY BAD.

    My cat runs sideways and sleeps in my laundry basket.
    My cat wins this one.
  33. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    which depressed comedian wrote this?
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    True true
  35. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    @BiGpHiL: Cats are evil. Cats are awesome.
  36. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Why STILL with the cat hate, IAB?

    Cats come from a long line of history. Many cultures revered them as being gods, or somehow connected to the spirit realm. Pagans view them as familiars, able to see and communicate with spirits in this world. Cats possess a higher sense of awareness than just about any other animal and can react in self preservation at the snap of a finger. And if treated right, that same cat will remain diligent in protecting its owner over its own self interest.

    Otherwise, I agree with many of the points in McGovern`s comment. Dogs do things until they are TRAINED not to that cats don`t do on their own.

    And anyone complaining of a cat having bad breath needs to understand exactly whats in their food... And a cat that has bad breath long AFTER eating likely has some kind of oral infection.
  37. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    I... like both. Every cat I know is really nice
  38. Profile photo of chibiericka
    chibiericka Female 18-29
    20 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    My cats greet me at the door and jump from the window to the door when I get home, and then when I sit down they can`t get enough attention. They may be stupid sometimes but they understand the sentence "What the drat are you doing?"
    Cats are awesome!!!!
  39. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    I like humans to be like cats: independent, self sufficcient and intelligent. Cats are also amazing hunters. If you have a cat, you are lucky to have this wonder of nature walking around in your house. Every move is like a dancer. And when a cat messes up the moves, or trips or something the quickly fall back into graciousness, yet with a small frown of inconfidence for a few seconds. And you can have this wild animal living with you - leaving into a natural habitat too hunt and live a real animal life as they please but still return for your enjoyment. No cages. No fences. No ropes around the neck. Just wild nature - and a funny pal :-)
  40. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    @ student law

    That was wonderful!
  41. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    I`ve seen this. Although I don`t think kittens think that yet
  42. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    People want dogs because they love to feel needed.

    People want cats because they love drama.

  43. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    still agree with pmarren. cats = suck
  44. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    Dogs wins hands down
  45. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    @Student_Law
    I second that!
  46. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    Kittens > Puppies
    Dogs < Cats

    Okay? Good compromise?
  47. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    I love my cat :D
    He sleeps under my arms
  48. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    well i never heard of a cat eating its own poo
  49. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    lol. I`m not a cat person, but that is a very adorable cat. n.n
  50. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    dogs>cats
    sorry
  51. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    I`m allergic to cats so I like dogs by default.
  52. Profile photo of Jlong22992
    Jlong22992 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    I had a cat once, but it was stupid and chewed on electrical cords and it killed itself. Haha
  53. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    I will say this though, a dog attacking its owners (playing doesn`t count) is fairly rare in reality and usually means there`s something wrong. A feline, on the other hand, will draw blood as a rite of passage into cathood.
  54. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    I only like cats when they`re not in my house. I would never have one as a pet.
  55. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
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    April 7, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    "a dog attacking its owners (playing doesn`t count) is fairly rare in reality and usually means there`s something wrong"

    It just means dogs are, in general, a bit stupid.
  56. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:22 pm
    Cats are Gods.
  57. Profile photo of kelseey
    kelseey Female 18-29
    60 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:44 pm
    I mean to the ancients they were gods...so not a totally ridiculous assumption.
  58. Profile photo of CptHaddock
    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:23 am
    I don`t understand this "cats vs. dogs" thing. The truth is they both taste good, just very different.
  59. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:52 am
    Cats were gods, cats are gods, cats will be gods.

    And dogs will remain stupid.
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    noni2ancy Female 18-29
    60 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:12 am
    lol, Haddock, your comment made my night.that rocked.
  61. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:28 am
    Awww kitty god!
  62. Profile photo of XaveMomma
    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    Totally agree w/ mr fribbles
  63. Profile photo of spyrocheeks
    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:17 pm
    This was taken from a comic strip...plagerism!
  64. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    226 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 5:30 am
    I have never heard a girl say "aw what a cute cat, what kind is he etc", but they love puppies. Dogs 1 cats 0
  65. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 11:40 am
    66stang- ...Really? I say that all the time. And so do most of my friends. Everyone says that about cats and dogs. :| And that doesn`t grant any points because of your narrow point of focus.

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