Calmest Man On Earth Sits Through Tornado

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Weird

Just another hohum day to this guy. Good thing tornadoes don"t have self esteem, this conversation would have killed it.
There are 38 comments:
Female 9
lol the direct opposite of the double rainbow guy...
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Male 191
No one has done it yet? Thats embarrassing... Well, here goes

And not a single drat was given that day
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Male 11
What the hell is so great about that??? I would have slept through it.

http://www.farrrt.com/
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Male 476
Lightening in mirror 1:27
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Male 286
He didn`t think it was going to be as bad as it was so that`s why he didn`t leave. Still the guy`s pretty bad ass if you ask me.
Post Tornado interview
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Male 562
Good sleepin right there. I`d love to chase storms.
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Female 27
I thought he was trying to sound calm so his wife wouldn`t get scared, brave guy for sure!!
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Male 160
badass
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Male 494
Later that day:
Man: Hey hun. Can you pick up so--
Wife: What`s that noise?
Man: Oh, nothin`. Just watchin` something cool.
Wife: What?
Man: Atomic bomb going off. I`m riding the shockwave.
Wife: WH--
Man: Anyway, can you pick up some milk? When I left the house we were low on milk.
Man: Oh, nevermind. House blew up.
Man: What are you up to:
Wife: Not much. Our child is killing Chuck Norris with a rubber duck and eating the heads of rabid grizzly bears.
Man: Alright. Have fun with that. I`m going to go watch Betelgeuse go supernova and not give a damn.
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Male 3,058
That guy has balls that clang.
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Male 2,528
We got hit with several tornadoes last Friday in Mississippi. We got 4" of rain in an hour. I was watching from my car on the side of the highway when one of the tornadoes ripped a huge tree right out of the ground.

There isn`t much you can do when a tornado hits. You can hide indoors if it makes you feel more safe, but in reality there is no use panicking.
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Female 8,045
Well- he did tell his wife (?) he loved her just in case- I think it was a trifle fiercer than he initially thought!
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Male 3,369
watching a home made vid of he and his wife doing porno, or watching a six hour video of two snails mating? Close call.
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Male 10,440
I am inspired. Hopefully one day I`ll be as immovable as him.

On the flip side, he probably doesn`t see the fun in anything.
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Male 2,988
LOL @Enjin! So true!
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Male 11
what`s with the subtle product placement? (ford)
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Female 4,408
if this is what he`s like when sitting in the middle of a tornado, whats he like in the rest of his life?
it`s just one big f ucking meh for him isn`t it.
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Male 168
Seriously. I keep watching it over again, nothing phases this guy! "I love you" is the most excited he gets.
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Male 168
Dude`s got more balls than I`ll ever have.
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Male 802
If more people were like him there would be less brawls at Dennys and McDonalds.
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Male 552
He just recorded a tornado as it strolled 40 yeards from his truck, no big deal.
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Female 3,598
haha, nice that the cell phone doesn`t get cut off during a freaking tornado, i wonder who his service provider is?
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Male 2,402
Well apparently he must have no sex life. He seems quite content to get possibly killed.
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Male 1,461
Times like these are good for business.
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Male 3,645
Did anyone else notice the lightning in the mirror?
I wish would have taped that part.
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Male 749
What? Drive my perfectly capable car away from the tornado heading right at me? That`s crazy talk!
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Male 395
pretty good ad for FORD right there.
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Female 2,761
Yup... there goes a roof off a house
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Male 633
Guy is like meh.. Only F-1.
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Male 364
Darwin will eventually take care of this guy.
That said, TITANIUM BALLS should be his personalized license plate.
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Female 446
I would be like...Help! Help! i`m in the path of a tornado! How can this guy stay so calm?
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Male 4,807
Sound to me like he is on the phone talking to someone whilst this is happening.
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Male 3,619
cool how he calms his wife(?) instead of being calmed. that`s a man with a cold head.
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Male 25,416
Chuck Norris would have gone out and fought the tornado head on, kudos to this dude tho
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Male 10,338
Hey I submitted this a few days ago. Good vid.
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Male 95
I would have shat myself.
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Male 325
Murderer: *stab stab stab*
This guys: I`m still good, Just Um, I just have a problem with the body I`m in its, uh, damaged. No um, Looks like I have stab wounds from a knife. I`m ok don`t worry for me!
Murderer: F this Sheet
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Female 8,043
Link: Calmest Man On Earth Sits Through Tornado [Rate Link] - Just another hohum day to this guy. Good thing tornadoes don`t have self esteem, this conversation would have killed it.
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