Breaking The Barrier

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Funny

New relationships are full of barriers. This is about one you might want to leave up.
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Male 191
Also. Cup of cheese. Lulz
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Male 191
I know everyone farts, and poops. But i personally do not have personal experience with cute girls farting. The only girls i have witnessed farting have been soccer players and fatties. I am starting to wonder if my gf of 3 years is a robot. 3 years and a year living together and i havent heard or smelled a fart that couldnt be blamed on the dog, and the bathroom is never stinky after shes in tyere a long time. Yes, i actually have started going in after to check. I even stopped buying air freshener to try to catch her. This is getting out of control. I think she needs help. Like an anorexic, but backwards, and with poop. Im worried. Can someone please help me? Im thinking of tying her up and loading her with laxatives and taco bell until something happens. Is it possible she is a cyborg?
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Male 12
CUP OF CHEESE! CUP OF CHEESE!
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Male 260
meh
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Male 103
Did not know chicks could look good whilst farting. This one almost looks cuter while farting.
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Male 2,841
That guy has no appreciation.
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Female 71
bahaha i just had this discussion with my boyfriend about a month ago.
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Male 1,451
My girlfriend`s farts are disgusting. Even she asks why mine don`t smell.
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Male 2,376
hahahahaha.. that girls is hot
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Female 2,525
If you`re not comfortable with ALL of my bodily functions, you don`t get to enjoy my body.
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Male 370
CUP OF CHEESE!!!
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Male 1,010
Women have the excact same right to break loud farts, smell them and laugh at it as men. On the other hand, a man has the excact same right as a woman to put on a dress and wear make up. Weather or not we choose to do it or not - is another thing.
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Male 1,744
I`d say it`s safe to break the fart barrier about a week or so after the "i`m pooping in your place" barrier, which is usually broken around month 2 or 3.

This is the formula I went with anyway, worked out pretty well.
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Male 12,138
vv Yes. Yes it is.
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Male 649
Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?
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Male 2,988
cup of cheese lol
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Male 38,507

What! No dutch oven?
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Male 2,402
LOL!
Every night Redneck Daryl kept coming to bed with his wife. Each time he would pull the sheets over both their heads and let one rip. After 20 years of this crap. The wife finally said to Daryl. You know that one day from all this farting your guts are going to come out. Daryl just laughed and rolled over to sleep with one last toot for good measure.

As the wife was falling asleep an idea popped in the head. She decided to get up extra early that morning. Sure enough she rose early and went to the freezer and got some hearts, livers, tripe etc... Then proceeded to boil them. After cooling them down a bit she snook in the bedroom and quietly placed the innards next to Daryl`s ass. She went back to the kitchen for more coffee. Shortly she heard a scream. Snickering to herself on her victory. She went to see Daryl. Daryl was sitting on the bed sobbing. Daryl said honey you were right about the farting, but with God`s help and these 2 fingers I shoved them back in again.
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Male 795
"Cup of Cheese"?? I always called it a Buttercup.
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Male 292
where i`m from, the"cup of cheese" is referred to as a "poke-ball"
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Male 192
Barrier Burst!!!
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Male 66
5 minutes later and I`m still laughing. Yes... I`m sophmoric and immature. Deal with it.
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Male 3,915
broke that barrier.......still awkward when she breaks it though....

and if she cup of cheesed me...i would reinstate the pimp hand maneuver...
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Male 1,222
Cup of cheese haha
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Male 2,552
I agree... sound was horrible.
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Male 975
I`ve never had the desire to break that barrier.
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Male 3,894
Gross.

Also: the sound in this was horrible. Voices too quiet, music too loud. I had to keep my mouse manning the volume scroller the entire time.
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Male 1,287
TIL - cup of cheese
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Male 15,510
Its called the Fart Phase
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Male 792
Ok...so, they`ve got no probs bumping uglies, but farting is taboo?
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Male 1,265
Boom mic in the last shot, lolz

This might be based on me and my missus...
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Female 170
I especially love the coffee excuse <3
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Male 351
personal addition to the definition of a good relationship:

any period of time where the barrier is not broken. successful ones never break it.
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Female 170
Hahaha! Omg this is so spot on
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Male 25,416
Thats like the most awesome chick. I love it, but i love the related videos at the end, a plane breaking the sound barrier. lolz
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Male 670
CUP A CHEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEE! FTW!
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Male 14,334
I`d have no problem with that her butt is very nice looking.
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Male 1,377
CUP O` CHEESE!
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Male 1,931
Every long term relationship goes through this phase.
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Female 8,044
Link: Breaking The Barrier [Rate Link] - New relationships are full of barriers. This is about one you might want to leave up.
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