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Date: 04/14/11 12:50 PM

40 Responses to Breaking The Barrier

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8013 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    Link: Breaking The Barrier - New relationships are full of barriers. This is about one you might want to leave up.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Every long term relationship goes through this phase.
  3. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1374 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:05 pm
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14194 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    I`d have no problem with that her butt is very nice looking.
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    Gottamgear Male 18-29
    670 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25350 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    Thats like the most awesome chick. I love it, but i love the related videos at the end, a plane breaking the sound barrier. lolz
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    Funkytoes Female 18-29
    170 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    Hahaha! Omg this is so spot on
  8. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    personal addition to the definition of a good relationship:

    any period of time where the barrier is not broken. successful ones never break it.
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    Funkytoes Female 18-29
    170 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    I especially love the coffee excuse <3
  10. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Boom mic in the last shot, lolz

    This might be based on me and my missus...
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm, they`ve got no probs bumping uglies, but farting is taboo?
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15512 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Its called the Fart Phase
  13. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    TIL - cup of cheese
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Also: the sound in this was horrible. Voices too quiet, music too loud. I had to keep my mouse manning the volume scroller the entire time.
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    I`ve never had the desire to break that barrier.
  16. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    I agree... sound was horrible.
  17. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Cup of cheese haha
  18. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    broke that barrier.......still awkward when she breaks it though....

    and if she cup of cheesed me...i would reinstate the pimp hand maneuver...
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    TheBadger Male 40-49
    66 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    5 minutes later and I`m still laughing. Yes... I`m sophmoric and immature. Deal with it.
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    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    Barrier Burst!!!
  21. Profile photo of zlatan
    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    where i`m from, the"cup of cheese" is referred to as a "poke-ball"
  22. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    790 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    "Cup of Cheese"?? I always called it a Buttercup.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    Every night Redneck Daryl kept coming to bed with his wife. Each time he would pull the sheets over both their heads and let one rip. After 20 years of this crap. The wife finally said to Daryl. You know that one day from all this farting your guts are going to come out. Daryl just laughed and rolled over to sleep with one last toot for good measure.

    As the wife was falling asleep an idea popped in the head. She decided to get up extra early that morning. Sure enough she rose early and went to the freezer and got some hearts, livers, tripe etc... Then proceeded to boil them. After cooling them down a bit she snook in the bedroom and quietly placed the innards next to Daryl`s ass. She went back to the kitchen for more coffee. Shortly she heard a scream. Snickering to herself on her victory. She went to see Daryl. Daryl was sitting on the bed sobbing. Daryl said honey you were right about the farting, but with God`s help and these 2 fingers I shoved them back in again.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    35680 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    What! No dutch oven?
  25. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    cup of cheese lol
  26. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    Is it wrong that I got turned on by that?
  27. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12155 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    vv Yes. Yes it is.
  28. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    I`d say it`s safe to break the fart barrier about a week or so after the "i`m pooping in your place" barrier, which is usually broken around month 2 or 3.

    This is the formula I went with anyway, worked out pretty well.
  29. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 6:38 am
    Women have the excact same right to break loud farts, smell them and laugh at it as men. On the other hand, a man has the excact same right as a woman to put on a dress and wear make up. Weather or not we choose to do it or not - is another thing.
  30. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 7:27 am
  31. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 8:11 am
    If you`re not comfortable with ALL of my bodily functions, you don`t get to enjoy my body.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 10:00 am
    hahahahaha.. that girls is hot
  33. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 11:09 am
    My girlfriend`s farts are disgusting. Even she asks why mine don`t smell.
  34. Profile photo of omgitsher
    omgitsher Female 18-29
    71 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 11:30 am
    bahaha i just had this discussion with my boyfriend about a month ago.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    That guy has no appreciation.
  36. Profile photo of milo126
    milo126 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    Did not know chicks could look good whilst farting. This one almost looks cuter while farting.
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    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 12:20 pm
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    thecoconut Male 13-17
    12 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 9:10 pm
  39. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 2:48 am
    I know everyone farts, and poops. But i personally do not have personal experience with cute girls farting. The only girls i have witnessed farting have been soccer players and fatties. I am starting to wonder if my gf of 3 years is a robot. 3 years and a year living together and i havent heard or smelled a fart that couldnt be blamed on the dog, and the bathroom is never stinky after shes in tyere a long time. Yes, i actually have started going in after to check. I even stopped buying air freshener to try to catch her. This is getting out of control. I think she needs help. Like an anorexic, but backwards, and with poop. Im worried. Can someone please help me? Im thinking of tying her up and loading her with laxatives and taco bell until something happens. Is it possible she is a cyborg?
  40. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 2:49 am
    Also. Cup of cheese. Lulz

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