BBC Human Planet: The Douche

Submitted by: Student_Law 6 years ago in Funny

BBC Presents the ""douchebag"" in it"s natural habitat.
There are 41 comments:
Male 235
Looks like whatsizface from Jackass. I KNEW he was a douche!
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Male 95
If this were really BBC wouldn`t they be called chaves or something? That`s what they have across the pond, right? I`m not fluent in English-English, just this mess we call American-English...
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Male 958
Ok who laughed at the yagar bomb in the start up because that just brought this to my attentive doorstep...
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Male 12,138
[quote]That Morgan Freeman impression was was teeth-grindingly bad[/quote]
[quote]@Crucible, pretty sure he`s doing a David Attenborough impression, not Morgan Freeman.[/quote]
Yeah, Human Planet was narrated by John Hurt.
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Male 1,582
Did anyone else notice the ironman mac? .. Mac sucks... Ironman`s boss
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Male 168
@Crucible, pretty sure he`s doing a David Attenborough impression, not Morgan Freeman.
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Male 1,815
That Morgan Freeman impression was was teeth-grindingly bad
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Female 1,545
**This being said, "douche" is not attractive, and many-a-nights have I been lucky enough to narrowly escape the bronado. :(
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Female 1,545
Walking the very fine line between "confident" and "douche" is an art every man needs to master.

You guys complain about how girls go home with douches all the time, but that`s because they`re confident. You can`t sit at the bar and hope a girl will magically plop down on the bar stool next to you and say "take me home, tiger".

Confidence, above all else, is sexy.
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Female 62
This was brilliant. I`ll be remembering this on nights out now and giggling to myself.
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Male 347
yeah.. cause girls are really looking for sensitive guys on clubs. i never saw a girl with a crush on a total douchebag. pf
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Male 521
This should be a mandatory PSA viewing in high school.

Well done.
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Male 2,436
Huh... I used to be a douche...
As for the "bronado", don`t do it guys.
Dance near the group of girls but IGNORE them. Pretend to be having more fun than they are. This will confuse them and, eventually, they will come to you. It`s some real Jedi sh*t but it works, be patient.
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Male 975
O I mock, and I`m not mad about the pussy I`m not getting from the sorority girls at the clubs and the bars..I get it elsewhere.
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Male 3,425
Other than the frankly awful attempt at an accent, this is filmed exactly like most things on the BBC, haha XD
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Male 240
Hahahaha! I get an ad for summer`s eve!
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Male 25,416
Well thats well done
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Male 705
Extremely rare and ground breaking footage of the douche in his natural habitat. Truely breathtaking.
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Male 1,744
"bro-nado", lol
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Male 522
why does rbc need two buildings? they`re the real douchebags.
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Female 2,927
they could have done so much more with this, the different subspecies of douche, the jersey shore Guido douche, the hipster douche, the frat boy douche ect. and the female counterparts, the duck lipped douchette.
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Male 10,855
Wow they`re also big money wasters. $100 for a drink?
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Male 261
tat would be even more funny if it was a real BBC feature
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Male 684
girls with self esteem issues "fall" for these guys, as they both feed off of each others intense need for acceptance.
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Male 1,054
Gotta love Google Ads!!


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Female 262
I went out with a douche before they were a known stereotype. Man. I am so ashamed. Feels good to get it off my chest though.
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Male 1,010
Can`t you just join in on the mockery instead of being all bitter over all the pussy you don`t get?

There`s pussy enough for everyone. There are ugly ones too. I think people are way too up in their standards`n sh*t. The douches get some because they try and try and try, and that`s all.
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Male 38,457

the only douchebag worth having


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Male 975
I forgot to quote

"idk actually i see it much too often that girls actually fall for these guys :/"
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Male 975
I`m gonna have to quote EntrE too. The majority of the bars/clubs by my campus cater to these guys and the girls they`re trying to bring home.
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Male 1,051
The part where he duckfaces and raises an eyebrow reminds me of a friend. I lol`d.
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Male 1,011
More often that not EntrE

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Male 14,332
@EntrE

Same over here they seem to like them even more damn me and my consideration for other people :-(
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Male 80
yeah, this video is inaccurate... theres always chicks that love to be treated like dirt by these fellas.
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Male 1,312
I`m gonna get some friends and pull off the "Bro-nado" LOL
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Male 2,553
>EntrE
Unfortunately my observation also.
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Male 2,332
"idk actually i see it much too often that girls actually fall for these guys :/"

This.
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Male 876
"The Bro-nato" hahahaha!
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Male 535
idk actually i see it much too often that girls actually fall for these guys :/
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Female 3,001
my friend sent me this link this morning, hilarious
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Male 1,010
Link: BBC Human Planet: The Douche [Rate Link] - BBC Presents the ``douchebag`` in it`s natural habitat.
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