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Date: 04/15/11 07:28 AM

41 Responses to BBC Human Planet: The Douche

  1. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2011 at 6:12 am
    Link: BBC Human Planet: The Douche - BBC Presents the ``douchebag`` in it`s natural habitat.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 7:39 am
    my friend sent me this link this morning, hilarious
  3. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 7:46 am
    idk actually i see it much too often that girls actually fall for these guys :/
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 8:00 am
    "The Bro-nato" hahahaha!
  5. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 8:17 am
    "idk actually i see it much too often that girls actually fall for these guys :/"

    This.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 8:36 am
    >EntrE
    Unfortunately my observation also.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 8:36 am
    I`m gonna get some friends and pull off the "Bro-nado" LOL
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    KillTheWeak Male 18-29
    80 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 8:42 am
    yeah, this video is inaccurate... theres always chicks that love to be treated like dirt by these fellas.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2011 at 8:52 am
    @EntrE

    Same over here they seem to like them even more damn me and my consideration for other people :-(
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 8:54 am
    More often that not EntrE

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    draquoir Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 9:09 am
    The part where he duckfaces and raises an eyebrow reminds me of a friend. I lol`d.
  12. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 9:22 am
    I`m gonna have to quote EntrE too. The majority of the bars/clubs by my campus cater to these guys and the girls they`re trying to bring home.
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 9:22 am
    I forgot to quote

    "idk actually i see it much too often that girls actually fall for these guys :/"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 15, 2011 at 9:47 am

    the only douchebag worth having


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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Can`t you just join in on the mockery instead of being all bitter over all the pussy you don`t get?

    There`s pussy enough for everyone. There are ugly ones too. I think people are way too up in their standards`n sh*t. The douches get some because they try and try and try, and that`s all.
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    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 10:16 am
    I went out with a douche before they were a known stereotype. Man. I am so ashamed. Feels good to get it off my chest though.
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 10:25 am
    Gotta love Google Ads!!


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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 10:40 am
    girls with self esteem issues "fall" for these guys, as they both feed off of each others intense need for acceptance.
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    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 11:02 am
    tat would be even more funny if it was a real BBC feature
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Wow they`re also big money wasters. $100 for a drink?
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    they could have done so much more with this, the different subspecies of douche, the jersey shore Guido douche, the hipster douche, the frat boy douche ect. and the female counterparts, the duck lipped douchette.
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    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    why does rbc need two buildings? they`re the real douchebags.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    "bro-nado", lol
  24. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    Extremely rare and ground breaking footage of the douche in his natural habitat. Truely breathtaking.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    Well thats well done
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    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Hahahaha! I get an ad for summer`s eve!
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    Other than the frankly awful attempt at an accent, this is filmed exactly like most things on the BBC, haha XD
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    O I mock, and I`m not mad about the pussy I`m not getting from the sorority girls at the clubs and the bars..I get it elsewhere.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
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    April 15, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    Huh... I used to be a douche...
    As for the "bronado", don`t do it guys.
    Dance near the group of girls but IGNORE them. Pretend to be having more fun than they are. This will confuse them and, eventually, they will come to you. It`s some real Jedi sh*t but it works, be patient.
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    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    This should be a mandatory PSA viewing in high school.

    Well done.
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    SoberGuy Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    yeah.. cause girls are really looking for sensitive guys on clubs. i never saw a girl with a crush on a total douchebag. pf
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    simmerdown Female 18-29
    62 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    This was brilliant. I`ll be remembering this on nights out now and giggling to myself.
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    Walking the very fine line between "confident" and "douche" is an art every man needs to master.

    You guys complain about how girls go home with douches all the time, but that`s because they`re confident. You can`t sit at the bar and hope a girl will magically plop down on the bar stool next to you and say "take me home, tiger".

    Confidence, above all else, is sexy.
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    **This being said, "douche" is not attractive, and many-a-nights have I been lucky enough to narrowly escape the bronado. :(
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    Crucible Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    That Morgan Freeman impression was was teeth-grindingly bad
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    rnwood Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    @Crucible, pretty sure he`s doing a David Attenborough impression, not Morgan Freeman.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    Did anyone else notice the ironman mac? .. Mac sucks... Ironman`s boss
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    That Morgan Freeman impression was was teeth-grindingly bad
    @Crucible, pretty sure he`s doing a David Attenborough impression, not Morgan Freeman.
    Yeah, Human Planet was narrated by John Hurt.
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 11:24 am
    Ok who laughed at the yagar bomb in the start up because that just brought this to my attentive doorstep...
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    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    If this were really BBC wouldn`t they be called chaves or something? That`s what they have across the pond, right? I`m not fluent in English-English, just this mess we call American-English...
  41. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    Looks like whatsizface from Jackass. I KNEW he was a douche!

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