Are You A Guy With Small Areolas? [Pics]

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago in Funny

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There are 70 comments:
Male 585
@RoboPatton Ha! center nipple
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Female 1,236
@kusanaqi: TITTLES!!! Major LOLs!!
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Male 741
this is nothing new. breast cancer survivors have this done all the time after reconstructive surgery.
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Male 2,893
That would hurt like holy f*Cking sh*t razorblades/hot needles.
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Male 156
...and his tiny little nipples went to France.

Seriously, though, that`s a brilliant idea.
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Male 2,424
Why stop at two? Why go "normal size" why not go frisby size? Or go the other way, and merge them both into one giant center nipple!?

The sky is the limit!
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Male 377
I`m sorry but that is the smartest damned idea I`ve ever seen. Smart, cheap and no more 3 yr old nipples!
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Male 588
O.o
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Male 492
douche bag party of one...douche bag party of one...
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Male 38
Brought to you by Jersey Shore.
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Male 49
Isn`t the plural of `areola` `areolae`, not `areolas`?
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Female 3,001
i could be wrong, but i think they tattoo`d them on, so that wouldn`t happen.
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Female 1,324
@dedfink

because someone might mistake them, and go "moleymoleymoleymoley"

besides, they look real, and if it makes him feel better why not?
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Female 247
He`s a dude, why would he care about nip size?
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Male 183
...If they`re little, they`re tittles!
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Female 1,101
Imagine if someone went to lick his nipples and they came off.
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Male 76
WINNING!
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Male 198
....tittoos?
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Male 1,815
tiny nipple guy has tiny nipples
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Female 1,236
That`s nuckin` futs!
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Male 191
Um, wow. The things people worry about. I`m pretty sure I`ve never been to a party and thought "I hope people aren`t staring at my small areolas."
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Male 916
douchebag.
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Male 648
but what do you do if you have unusually large areolas?
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Female 169
Sorry but they look hilarious....like pepperoni.
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Male 12,365
[quote]"So, next time your having sex, try not to think that you`re doing it with an inverted penis."

You aren`t, you`re using an inverted vagina. Nobody would call a t-shirt an inverted inside out t-shirt[/quote]

It`s neither - both are variations on the common base of "human".
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Male 12,365
[quote]actually , since guys have no use for nipples, wouldent this guy be further ahead for evolution?[/quote]

No, as "further ahead" in evolutionary terms would be "better able to survive and breed". Nipple and areola size on men are only evolutionarily relevant if they affect that (e.g. if significant numbers of women made it a factor in choosing mates).
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Male 200
not an aweful idea frankly
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Female 353
actually , since guys have no use for nipples, wouldent this guy be further ahead for evolution?

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Male 25,416
what happened, iab. U used to be cool
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Male 1,010
I have a few moles. This inspired me - it would be fun to have them numbered, like the drawings you made in the kids magazines :-) On a side note: this is just stupid. I can see that he has a problem he wants to solve. But he could`ve made something cool - like stars or whatever. To show he doesn`t care THAT much. The thing he did here was wierd, creepy and ...wierd...
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Male 2,419
"So, next time your having sex, try not to think that you`re doing it with an inverted penis."

You aren`t, you`re using an inverted vagina. Nobody would call a t-shirt an inverted inside out t-shirt
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Male 1,587
peperoni nipples!
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Female 73
They look weird. Areolas are not perfectly round naturally
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Female 354
They didn`t look THAT weird...
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Female 2,674
This falls under `deal breaker` for me.

Me: So new boyfriend, what`s up with your two-toned nipples?

Him: You know, just an aesthetic tat on my nips, nbd.

**me peacing the F outta there**
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Male 228
"So, next time your having sex, try not to think that you`re doing it with an inverted penis."

BUt I like it!
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Male 11,740
That`s just sad.
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Male 397
Elderban- I`m pretty sure we all took sex ed. We know how it works.
Mweebles- Romance novel? You mean porn for women?
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Male 180
Men have nipples because we are all technically hermaphrodites, it`s just that men wear their equipment on the outside, and women wear it on the inside. It`s only after about 8 to 12 weeks from conception that the sexual organs start to grow.

So, next time your having sex, try not to think that you`re doing it with an inverted penis.
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Female 1,380
is it just the way he`s standing or is one lower than the other?
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Male 490
So did he get a scar-tattoo basically?
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Male 3,894
HOW DO THEY GET THAT SMALL?
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Female 1,652
I was just reading a romance novel and all of a sudden it mentions the dude having "quarter sized nipples"...and then I went on I-A-B and saw this.
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Male 2,619
And now the whole world knows. Bozo
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Male 405
...weirdly improved.
:S
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Male 2,841
It`s not like nipples on men make sense anyway...
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Female 407
i think he needed it. those were too small.
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Female 1,589
I saw a picture of someone who got theirs shaped into a heart.
Can`t post it on here though, cause it`s a woman. No I wasn`t looking at porn. =___=; Picture looked too artsy for that.
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Male 2,121
Yeah, that guy needed them.
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Female 4,039
It`s amazing how many things there are on human bodies that can make us self-conscious. No wonder someone invented clothes.
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Male 976
I don`t blame him at all.
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Female 174
I think that was unnecessary. lol I don`t know about you guys, but I for one don`t give a crap about areola`s sizes :-P
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Male 768
Creepy nipples are creepy.
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Female 843
His tiny nipples make me uncomfortable O_O
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Male 6,694
Gotta do what you gotta do.
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Female 3,574
lol wow. To be fair his nipples did look weird before and they do look slightly less alien after.
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Male 2,649
had to be a guy :(
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Female 169
ahah this is the weirdest thing I`ve ever seen.
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Male 2,855
woah, is that real?
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Male 38,394
Well, he`s happy with the result.
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Male 38,750

Laughing
Laughing
Laughing

It`s cool `cause if he changes his mind, no one can tell he has a tattoo.
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Male 1,287
No, no_need, I thought he went overboard too.
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Male 1,287
I honestly don`t know which is weirder
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Male 15,510
Jesus freaking christs
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Male 3,915
omg lol!

i thought people liked them small??
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Female 1,435
then he gets fat and whoa they are huge!!
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Female 465
well, they were abnormally tiny in the before photo... but am I the only one who thinks they`re a little on the big side in the after?
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Female 185
Drunk much?
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Male 953
REALLY?
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Female 596
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