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Date: 04/08/11 10:13 AM

70 Responses to Are You A Guy With Small Areolas? [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:14 am
    Link: Are You A Guy With Small Areolas? - No problem.
  2. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:19 am
    REALLY?
  3. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Drunk much?
  4. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:21 am
    well, they were abnormally tiny in the before photo... but am I the only one who thinks they`re a little on the big side in the after?
  5. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:22 am
    then he gets fat and whoa they are huge!!
  6. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:22 am
    omg lol!

    i thought people liked them small??
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:23 am
    Jesus freaking christs
  8. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:30 am
    I honestly don`t know which is weirder
  9. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:31 am
    No, no_need, I thought he went overboard too.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Laughing
    Laughing
    Laughing

    It`s cool `cause if he changes his mind, no one can tell he has a tattoo.
  11. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33100 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:39 am
    Well, he`s happy with the result.
  12. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:42 am
    woah, is that real?
  13. Profile photo of WalkinAftr12
    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:46 am
    ahah this is the weirdest thing I`ve ever seen.
  14. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:50 am
    had to be a guy :(
  15. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:50 am
    lol wow. To be fair his nipples did look weird before and they do look slightly less alien after.
  16. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Gotta do what you gotta do.
  17. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:01 am
    His tiny nipples make me uncomfortable O_O
  18. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Creepy nipples are creepy.
  19. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:19 am
    I think that was unnecessary. lol I don`t know about you guys, but I for one don`t give a crap about areola`s sizes :-P
  20. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:21 am
    I don`t blame him at all.
  21. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:24 am
    It`s amazing how many things there are on human bodies that can make us self-conscious. No wonder someone invented clothes.
  22. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:29 am
    Yeah, that guy needed them.
  23. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:40 am
    I saw a picture of someone who got theirs shaped into a heart.
    Can`t post it on here though, cause it`s a woman. No I wasn`t looking at porn. =___=; Picture looked too artsy for that.
  24. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:41 am
    i think he needed it. those were too small.
  25. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:43 am
    It`s not like nipples on men make sense anyway...
  26. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:43 am
    ...weirdly improved.
    :S
  27. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:45 am
    And now the whole world knows. Bozo
  28. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:52 am
    I was just reading a romance novel and all of a sudden it mentions the dude having "quarter sized nipples"...and then I went on I-A-B and saw this.
  29. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:57 am
    HOW DO THEY GET THAT SMALL?
  30. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    So did he get a scar-tattoo basically?
  31. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    is it just the way he`s standing or is one lower than the other?
  32. Profile photo of elderban99
    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    Men have nipples because we are all technically hermaphrodites, it`s just that men wear their equipment on the outside, and women wear it on the inside. It`s only after about 8 to 12 weeks from conception that the sexual organs start to grow.

    So, next time your having sex, try not to think that you`re doing it with an inverted penis.
  33. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Elderban- I`m pretty sure we all took sex ed. We know how it works.
    Mweebles- Romance novel? You mean porn for women?
  34. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    That`s just sad.
  35. Profile photo of myrtheus
    myrtheus Male 30-39
    228 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    "So, next time your having sex, try not to think that you`re doing it with an inverted penis."

    BUt I like it!
  36. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    This falls under `deal breaker` for me.

    Me: So new boyfriend, what`s up with your two-toned nipples?

    Him: You know, just an aesthetic tat on my nips, nbd.

    **me peacing the F outta there**
  37. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    They didn`t look THAT weird...
  38. Profile photo of naturalblue
    naturalblue Female 30-39
    73 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    They look weird. Areolas are not perfectly round naturally
  39. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    peperoni nipples!
  40. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    "So, next time your having sex, try not to think that you`re doing it with an inverted penis."

    You aren`t, you`re using an inverted vagina. Nobody would call a t-shirt an inverted inside out t-shirt
  41. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    I have a few moles. This inspired me - it would be fun to have them numbered, like the drawings you made in the kids magazines :-) On a side note: this is just stupid. I can see that he has a problem he wants to solve. But he could`ve made something cool - like stars or whatever. To show he doesn`t care THAT much. The thing he did here was wierd, creepy and ...wierd...
  42. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    what happened, iab. U used to be cool
  43. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    actually , since guys have no use for nipples, wouldent this guy be further ahead for evolution?

  44. Profile photo of Max13007
    Max13007 Male 18-29
    200 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    not an aweful idea frankly
  45. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    actually , since guys have no use for nipples, wouldent this guy be further ahead for evolution?

    No, as "further ahead" in evolutionary terms would be "better able to survive and breed". Nipple and areola size on men are only evolutionarily relevant if they affect that (e.g. if significant numbers of women made it a factor in choosing mates).
  46. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    "So, next time your having sex, try not to think that you`re doing it with an inverted penis."

    You aren`t, you`re using an inverted vagina. Nobody would call a t-shirt an inverted inside out t-shirt

    It`s neither - both are variations on the common base of "human".
  47. Profile photo of XaveMomma
    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    Sorry but they look hilarious....like pepperoni.
  48. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    but what do you do if you have unusually large areolas?
  49. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    douchebag.
  50. Profile photo of pocketmoron
    pocketmoron Male 18-29
    191 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    Um, wow. The things people worry about. I`m pretty sure I`ve never been to a party and thought "I hope people aren`t staring at my small areolas."
  51. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    That`s nuckin` futs!
  52. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    tiny nipple guy has tiny nipples
  53. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    ....tittoos?
  54. Profile photo of MastaPlan23
    MastaPlan23 Male 13-17
    76 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    WINNING!
  55. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    Imagine if someone went to lick his nipples and they came off.
  56. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 12:18 am
    ...If they`re little, they`re tittles!
  57. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 12:26 am
    He`s a dude, why would he care about nip size?
  58. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 1:35 am
    @dedfink

    because someone might mistake them, and go "moleymoleymoleymoley"

    besides, they look real, and if it makes him feel better why not?
  59. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 2:47 am
    i could be wrong, but i think they tattoo`d them on, so that wouldn`t happen.
  60. Profile photo of television17
    television17 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 5:44 am
    Isn`t the plural of `areola` `areolae`, not `areolas`?
  61. Profile photo of Skellan
    Skellan Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 7:01 am
    Brought to you by Jersey Shore.
  62. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 8:50 am
    douche bag party of one...douche bag party of one...
  63. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 9:24 am
    O.o
  64. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 10:48 am
    I`m sorry but that is the smartest damned idea I`ve ever seen. Smart, cheap and no more 3 yr old nipples!
  65. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Why stop at two? Why go "normal size" why not go frisby size? Or go the other way, and merge them both into one giant center nipple!?

    The sky is the limit!
  66. Profile photo of TannerW
    TannerW Male 18-29
    156 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    ...and his tiny little nipples went to France.

    Seriously, though, that`s a brilliant idea.
  67. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 8:33 am
    That would hurt like holy f*Cking sh*t razorblades/hot needles.
  68. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 10:03 am
    this is nothing new. breast cancer survivors have this done all the time after reconstructive surgery.
  69. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    @kusanaqi: TITTLES!!! Major LOLs!!
  70. Profile photo of mytbozak
    mytbozak Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 11:58 am
    @RoboPatton Ha! center nipple

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