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Date: 04/10/11 05:36 PM

73 Responses to Apparently No One Speaks Engrish In Class [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 10:20 am
    Link: Apparently No One Speaks Engrish In Class - This time being clueless might be a good thing!
  2. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    You wouldn`t believe some of the absolutely ridiculous "Engrish" t-shirts I saw while I was in Japan. Here`s a bunch, including the above example.
  3. Profile photo of BlindMelon
    BlindMelon Female 18-29
    34 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    hahahah Oh lord. & what a cute kid.
  4. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    ...and all the girls in his class breathed a sigh of relief!
  5. Profile photo of max5121
    max5121 Male 18-29
    272 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    Dead Kennedys.
  6. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    what good parents.
  7. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    So uncensored cuss words are allowed on here now, eh? I haven`t been around for quite some time.
  8. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    he always wears this shirt while on holiday in cambodia
  9. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    I wish we could say drat

    You`re on private property. drat.
  10. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    April 10, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    Engrish?
  11. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    dk ftw.
  12. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    He lost his hat? I don`t get it. (kidding!)
  13. Profile photo of mcmals
    mcmals Female 18-29
    146 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    I was just recently in China and, no lie, there was a shirt in a store that read "call to arms for all chunkily penised boys to do her right and do her good-still mattered". I will regret not buying that shirt for the rest of my life
  14. Profile photo of Zach82
    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    Dat`s really drunk.
  15. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    lol
  16. Profile photo of Maxables
    Maxables Male 70 & Over
    51 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    Like a some-booooody!!
  17. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    @Painter13: heres the definition, so you can get the funneh
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish
  18. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    @mcmals--I WANT ONE.
  19. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    mcmals - Here`s the shirt. Maybe with a bit more searching you can manage to order one and be regret-free.
  20. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    why does that shirt come in child sizes?!?!
  21. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    lol
  22. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    Ya, we`ve all been there, amirite?
  23. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    why does that shirt come in child sizes?!?!

    That was my first thought. That is just tasteless and classless. If I saw a child wearing that shirt I would punch the parents in the face.
  24. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    "why does that shirt come in child sizes?!?!"

    I think the question you need to ask is: Why does that child come in adult size?
  25. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    Hahaha = Brilliant.
  26. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    Obviously his parents are DK fans.
  27. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    babies havin` babies.
  28. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    "
    That was my first thought. That is just tasteless and classless. If I saw a child wearing that shirt I would punch the parents in the face."

    YEAH I`M GONNA COMMIT ASSAULT BECAUSE I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND I LIKE TO INVOLVE MYSELF IN PEOPLE`S LIVES THAT AREN`T MINE AND WILL NEVER INVOLVE ME

    What an intelligent man you are.
  29. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    @RyanF701 - Yes, because teaching children profanity and alcoholism is totally hilarious. It`s right up there with teaching them how to shoot cops and beat up women who don`t do what they`re told to do.

    I have a sense of humor but there are lines between funny and idiotic. I hope someone sterilizes you before you have a chance to spread your stupidity to another generation.
  30. Profile photo of kurush
    kurush Male 18-29
    146 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 10:40 pm
    This is a moral outrage!!1! AN OUTRAGE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!11!!!!
  31. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    point for freddy
  32. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    To the people who are freaking out about this: it`s pretty much the equivalent of a kid showing up to class in the US with Chinese writing on their shirt. For all you know, that shirt you got your kid as a souvenir in Beijing says something as bad as or worse than this. But you don`t know- all you see are cryptic lines and squiggles- which is all this kid, or his parents, or his classmates see when they see this shirt.
  33. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    "Yes, because teaching children profanity and alcoholism is totally hilarious. It`s right up there with teaching them how to shoot cops and beat up women who don`t do what they`re told to do. "

    Man, in one swift and violent motion, I would absolutely LOVE to pull that stick out of your àss.
  34. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    Also,

    http://www.youtube.com/
    watch?v=SXwpvGjPDJ0
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 11:38 pm
    lolz
  36. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    Why would they even make shirts that size?
  37. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:13 am
    omg.
  38. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:21 am
    Sweet shirt kid, your going to go far!
  39. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 12:51 am
    dead kennedy`s owning this poo
  40. Profile photo of smokeymcweed
    smokeymcweed Male 18-29
    33 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 1:42 am
    hahaha this is pretty funny actually
  41. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 2:48 am
    Actually there`s a song about it: here.
  42. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 3:08 am
    It may be a stupid shirt, but it has better grammar than most people...
  43. Profile photo of JohnB936
    JohnB936 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 4:52 am
    okay signed up purly to comment on this one i know that school i worked there as a gap student i even recognise most of the kids in that picture the photo was probably taken by a gap year student place there the complete misuse of the english language is a common theme throught japan but this is by far the worst example haveing said that the kids in that school are really sweet and make a mean curry
  44. Profile photo of TheJigsaw
    TheJigsaw Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 5:10 am
    You taught English but don`t use pull stops!?
  45. Profile photo of JohnB936
    JohnB936 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 5:53 am
    no i just helped out in the nursery section
  46. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 6:36 am
    @ johnb936 punctuation! holy run-on sentence batman! i liked what you said, but dammit son!put a break in there to let my eyes and brain figure out what`s going om.
  47. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:17 am
    `..and make a mean curry`

    ha so much win in this sentence and i also agree kids dont know english like they should schools are uneducating people left right and center they should feel more and think less like comeon no one learns nothing in schools these days all they do is tell them not to bully and make a mean curry.
  48. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:50 am
    "Apparently No One Speaks Engrish In Class"

    To the contrary, apparently everybody speaks Engrish and that is why this shirt is socially accepted lol.

    More examples of funny engrish stuff here: www.engrish.com
  49. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 8:04 am
    @baconpie yea..you got trolled, broseph.
  50. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 8:27 am
    Apparently no one cares

    And that`s a good thing. If this kid wants to wear a shirt with profanity, be my guest.
    Stupid prudes, like freddyferret, can suck it.
  51. Profile photo of nate5182
    nate5182 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 8:53 am
    I think it`s funny that shirt comes in children sizes.
  52. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 8:54 am
    lmao! that`s just great!
  53. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 9:03 am
    ROR- Raugh Out Roud!
  54. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 9:05 am
    It bothers me that content on the site uses the word F.uck but we can`t say it in the comments. I don`t necessarily care either way but it just doesn`t make sense to me.
  55. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 9:22 am
    engrish in crass.
  56. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 9:44 am
    "It bothers me that content on the site uses the word F.uck but we can`t say it in the comments. I don`t necessarily care either way but it just doesn`t make sense to me."

    that`s a good point. who`s treating us like drating little kids?"
  57. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 9:45 am
    It bothers you, but you don`t care? Which is it? I prefer the comment lang filter. It`s abused enough by people putting characters like a period within the cuss word to skirt the filter.
  58. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 10:31 am
    LMAO I loved seeing shirts like these all over Japan.
  59. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 10:31 am
    The title of this is blatantly racist. That`s o.k. freedom of speech, but I swear during a post and I am deleted. I love IAB`s fake free speech, you swear we`ll stomp it out, but if you espouse racist and hateful speech..that`s o.k. F#cking hypocrites.
  60. Profile photo of Shufdog
    Shufdog Male 30-39
    137 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 10:53 am
    What`s racist about it painter?
  61. Profile photo of snunicycler
    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Shufdrog, the r in engrish is the racist part
  62. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 11:22 am
    @Painter13 Racist? How? Please elaborate.

    And yes its kinda ridiculous that we aren`t allowed to swear on these forums, but posting pictures containing swear words is acceptable? Please, we are not supposed to submit anything that is borderline offensive, yet in one post three was an Asian girl sitting on top of a cash register where it`s obvious you can see her poop shoot. Welcome to North Kor... I mean IAB.
  63. Profile photo of Shufdog
    Shufdog Male 30-39
    137 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 11:29 am
    What`s racist about engrish?
  64. Profile photo of snunicycler
    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    Are you retarded? are you seriously asking or do you really not understand how that is a racial slur? I`m not saying it is the worst thing in the world but surely it if obvious that it is racist. What part of it is not racist? fudgekin redneck
  65. Profile photo of snunicycler
    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    There`s that stupid filter again
  66. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    lol @ the people annoyed because they can`t use foul words. Swearing just reduces your perceived intelligence level and is just a filler for a lacking vocabulary and ineloquent speech.
    Or in other words: Swearing is fcking sht, dumbass.
  67. Profile photo of Damngreens
    Damngreens Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    barrye pull that dick out of your ass and chill out
  68. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    guys... if fancy could take down the swear filter in these forums he would. but he pretty much can`t do anything about it without dismantling the whole site. suck it up. who cares?
  69. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    ^`guys... if fancy could take down the swear filter in these forums he would. but he pretty much can`t do anything about it without dismantling the whole site. suck it up. who cares`

    This. from what I`ve been told, the filter is so deeply programmed into the site, it would require a full reconstruction of everything. And seriously, without it, how would the world know about roosterroaches?

    And about `Engrish`, get with the drating times, people. It`s been used for years to explain mistranlations from oriental languages to english. If you`re so butthurt over it, write to the supreme court about discrimination and racism. Tightarses.
  70. Profile photo of mytbozak
    mytbozak Male 30-39
    414 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    This site needs to ban all you uncool preachy people. Go on yahoo and look at kitten pictures. You know the jist of this site.
  71. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 11:08 pm
    "It`s been used for years to explain mistranlations from oriental languages to english."

    I don`t have an issue with the use of the word "Engrish" because I think it`s racist. I just don`t think it applies here. "Too drunk to fcuk" is a grammatically correct phrase that describes the state of being too inebriated to successfully engage in sexual intercourse. It`s also a Dead Kennedys song. Apparently, it`s a Buck Cherry song too, but that doesn`t count because Buck Cherry is fcuking awful.
  72. Profile photo of Shufdog
    Shufdog Male 30-39
    137 posts
    April 12, 2011 at 10:50 am
    I still want to know how making fun of the way someone talks is racist. People make fun of the way southerners talk, the way northerners talk, the way Canadians talk, I could go on and on.

    It`s almost comical the way people throw the word racist around these days!
  73. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 2:39 am
    "the way Canadians talk, I could go on and on. "

    What are ya talkin aboot eh?

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