Apparently No One Speaks Engrish In Class [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Funny

This time being clueless might be a good thing!
There are 73 comments:
Male 487
"the way Canadians talk, I could go on and on. "

What are ya talkin aboot eh?
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Male 137
I still want to know how making fun of the way someone talks is racist. People make fun of the way southerners talk, the way northerners talk, the way Canadians talk, I could go on and on.

It`s almost comical the way people throw the word racist around these days!
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Male 2,868
"It`s been used for years to explain mistranlations from oriental languages to english."

I don`t have an issue with the use of the word "Engrish" because I think it`s racist. I just don`t think it applies here. "Too drunk to fcuk" is a grammatically correct phrase that describes the state of being too inebriated to successfully engage in sexual intercourse. It`s also a Dead Kennedys song. Apparently, it`s a Buck Cherry song too, but that doesn`t count because Buck Cherry is fcuking awful.
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Male 585
This site needs to ban all you uncool preachy people. Go on yahoo and look at kitten pictures. You know the jist of this site.
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Male 773
^`guys... if fancy could take down the swear filter in these forums he would. but he pretty much can`t do anything about it without dismantling the whole site. suck it up. who cares`

This. from what I`ve been told, the filter is so deeply programmed into the site, it would require a full reconstruction of everything. And seriously, without it, how would the world know about roosterroaches?

And about `Engrish`, get with the drating times, people. It`s been used for years to explain mistranlations from oriental languages to english. If you`re so butthurt over it, write to the supreme court about discrimination and racism. Tightarses.
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Female 3,598
guys... if fancy could take down the swear filter in these forums he would. but he pretty much can`t do anything about it without dismantling the whole site. suck it up. who cares?
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Male 163
barrye pull that dick out of your ass and chill out
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Male 126
lol @ the people annoyed because they can`t use foul words. Swearing just reduces your perceived intelligence level and is just a filler for a lacking vocabulary and ineloquent speech.
Or in other words: Swearing is fcking sht, dumbass.
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Male 87
There`s that stupid filter again
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Male 87
Are you retarded? are you seriously asking or do you really not understand how that is a racial slur? I`m not saying it is the worst thing in the world but surely it if obvious that it is racist. What part of it is not racist? fudgekin redneck
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Male 137
What`s racist about engrish?
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Male 2,050
@Painter13 Racist? How? Please elaborate.

And yes its kinda ridiculous that we aren`t allowed to swear on these forums, but posting pictures containing swear words is acceptable? Please, we are not supposed to submit anything that is borderline offensive, yet in one post three was an Asian girl sitting on top of a cash register where it`s obvious you can see her poop shoot. Welcome to North Kor... I mean IAB.
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Male 87
Shufdrog, the r in engrish is the racist part
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Male 137
What`s racist about it painter?
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Male 1,365
The title of this is blatantly racist. That`s o.k. freedom of speech, but I swear during a post and I am deleted. I love IAB`s fake free speech, you swear we`ll stomp it out, but if you espouse racist and hateful speech..that`s o.k. F#cking hypocrites.
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Female 1,205
LMAO I loved seeing shirts like these all over Japan.
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Male 1,013
It bothers you, but you don`t care? Which is it? I prefer the comment lang filter. It`s abused enough by people putting characters like a period within the cuss word to skirt the filter.
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Male 2,376
"It bothers me that content on the site uses the word F.uck but we can`t say it in the comments. I don`t necessarily care either way but it just doesn`t make sense to me."

that`s a good point. who`s treating us like drating little kids?"
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Female 397
engrish in crass.
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Male 1,193
It bothers me that content on the site uses the word F.uck but we can`t say it in the comments. I don`t necessarily care either way but it just doesn`t make sense to me.
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Male 868
ROR- Raugh Out Roud!
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Male 2,748
lmao! that`s just great!
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Male 2
I think it`s funny that shirt comes in children sizes.
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Male 625
Apparently no one cares

And that`s a good thing. If this kid wants to wear a shirt with profanity, be my guest.
Stupid prudes, like freddyferret, can suck it.
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Male 552
@baconpie yea..you got trolled, broseph.
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Male 15,510
"Apparently No One Speaks Engrish In Class"

To the contrary, apparently everybody speaks Engrish and that is why this shirt is socially accepted lol.

More examples of funny engrish stuff here: www.engrish.com
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Male 773
`..and make a mean curry`

ha so much win in this sentence and i also agree kids dont know english like they should schools are uneducating people left right and center they should feel more and think less like comeon no one learns nothing in schools these days all they do is tell them not to bully and make a mean curry.
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Male 3,061
@ johnb936 punctuation! holy run-on sentence batman! i liked what you said, but dammit son!put a break in there to let my eyes and brain figure out what`s going om.
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Male 2
no i just helped out in the nursery section
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Male 43
You taught English but don`t use pull stops!?
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Male 2
okay signed up purly to comment on this one i know that school i worked there as a gap student i even recognise most of the kids in that picture the photo was probably taken by a gap year student place there the complete misuse of the english language is a common theme throught japan but this is by far the worst example haveing said that the kids in that school are really sweet and make a mean curry
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Male 772
It may be a stupid shirt, but it has better grammar than most people...
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Male 575
Actually there`s a song about it: here.
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Male 33
hahaha this is pretty funny actually
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Male 1,360
dead kennedy`s owning this poo
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Male 554
Sweet shirt kid, your going to go far!
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Female 4,359
omg.
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Male 588
Why would they even make shirts that size?
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 914
Also,

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=SXwpvGjPDJ0
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Male 914
"Yes, because teaching children profanity and alcoholism is totally hilarious. It`s right up there with teaching them how to shoot cops and beat up women who don`t do what they`re told to do. "

Man, in one swift and violent motion, I would absolutely LOVE to pull that stick out of your àss.
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Male 2,868
To the people who are freaking out about this: it`s pretty much the equivalent of a kid showing up to class in the US with Chinese writing on their shirt. For all you know, that shirt you got your kid as a souvenir in Beijing says something as bad as or worse than this. But you don`t know- all you see are cryptic lines and squiggles- which is all this kid, or his parents, or his classmates see when they see this shirt.
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Male 2,441
point for freddy
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Male 146
This is a moral outrage!!1! AN OUTRAGE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!11!!!!
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Male 11,740
@RyanF701 - Yes, because teaching children profanity and alcoholism is totally hilarious. It`s right up there with teaching them how to shoot cops and beat up women who don`t do what they`re told to do.

I have a sense of humor but there are lines between funny and idiotic. I hope someone sterilizes you before you have a chance to spread your stupidity to another generation.
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Male 2,486
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That was my first thought. That is just tasteless and classless. If I saw a child wearing that shirt I would punch the parents in the face."

YEAH I`M GONNA COMMIT ASSAULT BECAUSE I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND I LIKE TO INVOLVE MYSELF IN PEOPLE`S LIVES THAT AREN`T MINE AND WILL NEVER INVOLVE ME

What an intelligent man you are.
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Male 216
babies havin` babies.
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Male 2,868
Obviously his parents are DK fans.
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Male 506
Hahaha = Brilliant.
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Male 813
"why does that shirt come in child sizes?!?!"

I think the question you need to ask is: Why does that child come in adult size?
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Male 11,740
[quote]why does that shirt come in child sizes?!?![/quote]

That was my first thought. That is just tasteless and classless. If I saw a child wearing that shirt I would punch the parents in the face.
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Female 2,674
Ya, we`ve all been there, amirite?
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Male 260
lol
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Male 490
why does that shirt come in child sizes?!?!
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Male 1,610
mcmals - Here`s the shirt. Maybe with a bit more searching you can manage to order one and be regret-free.
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Male 3,894
@mcmals--I WANT ONE.
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Female 8,044
@Painter13: heres the definition, so you can get the funneh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish
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Male 51
Like a some-booooody!!
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Male 493
lol
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Male 319
Dat`s really drunk.
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Female 146
I was just recently in China and, no lie, there was a shirt in a store that read "call to arms for all chunkily penised boys to do her right and do her good-still mattered". I will regret not buying that shirt for the rest of my life
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Male 37,855
He lost his hat? I don`t get it. (kidding!)
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Male 360
dk ftw.
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Male 1,365
Engrish?
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Male 1,378
I wish we could say drat

You`re on private property. drat.
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Male 1,610
he always wears this shirt while on holiday in cambodia
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Male 1,461
So uncensored cuss words are allowed on here now, eh? I haven`t been around for quite some time.
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Female 407
what good parents.
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Male 272
Dead Kennedys.
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Male 353
...and all the girls in his class breathed a sigh of relief!
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Female 34
hahahah Oh lord. & what a cute kid.
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Male 3,059
You wouldn`t believe some of the absolutely ridiculous "Engrish" t-shirts I saw while I was in Japan. Here`s a bunch, including the above example.
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Female 8,044
Link: Apparently No One Speaks Engrish In Class [Pic] [Rate Link] - This time being clueless might be a good thing!
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