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Date: 04/07/11 12:31 PM

63 Responses to Another Great Passive-Aggressive Note [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Link: Another Great Passive-Aggressive Note - Oh man, I am so copying this note, word-for-word and giving it to my neighbor next time his dog craps on my lawn.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Wraagh! If I saw this, I would obey, for fear of setting off the twisted person who wrote it.

    Then again, I don`t have a dog so I wouldn`t see it.

    ... and even if I did have a dog, I`m not an as*hole who would let it sh*t on other people`s property.
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    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Kill em with kindness
  4. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Did she also set it on fire?
  5. Profile photo of pixels
    pixels Male 40-49
    44 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Good for them! I would call this assertive, rather than passive-aggressive. Letting the dog poop all over without cleaning it is the passive-aggression here.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    I know there are easier ways to be an a-hole than picking up dog feces.
  7. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    weiner poopie?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    uber kindness
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    Haha, I have to say if I got that note I would be pissed but I`m pretty sure that`s what she was going for. Sillies!
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    Adora Female 18-29
    79 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    Sounds like this Canadian i once knew.
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    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    What makes it even better is that she actually used "you`re", unlike the retards who don`t know that there`s a difference between you`re and your
  12. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    I never understood why this was an issue? Don`t people wear shoes in case they step in undesirable substances? Is that the issue? I`m much more worried about stepping on nails, glass, or thorns, something that can actually hurt me, than stepping in poo. I guess it`s a little unsightly but it does help the lawn. At one point, I had four dogs running around here that I let loose on the lawn. I only stepped in poo once.
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    boogalo Male 30-39
    28 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    it really has to do with vermine and bacteria that can become airborn from poop. and then, you step in it, and track it into your house...
  14. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    "I never understood why this was an issue? Don`t people wear shoes in case they step in undesirable substances? Is that the issue? I`m much more worried about stepping on nails, glass, or thorns, something that can actually hurt me, than stepping in poo. I guess it`s a little unsightly but it does help the lawn. At one point, I had four dogs running around here that I let loose on the lawn. I only stepped in poo once."

    I hope you`re kidding. You think people shouldn`t get to enjoy having bare feet in their own grass because some other person`s dog is pooping in their yard? It`s more than a little unsightly. It`s rude, disgusting, and a possible disease carrier.
  15. Profile photo of ScaryMeadow
    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    I fully agree, Fantom2993. My brain didn`t scream even once.
  16. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    @lockedup Well of course glass and nails are to be more concerned with. If I had that laying on my lawn I probably wouldn`t care to much about the poop.

    If you don`t own a dog (like myself) it can become very aggravating. Everyone on my block was using my front lawn as a dog bathroom. I would come out to get the mail and see my neighbor standing there with arms crossed, watching his small horse of a dog going. Only to pretend to scold his dog when he got caught.

    I ended buying a video camera just so I could catch people. First day I had it I caught an old lady walking off after letting her poodle go. She looked right at me and said "That wasn`t me." I pointed at the camera. She cleaned it up.

    You shouldn`t have to clean up other people`s (or pet`s) crap.
  17. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    @lockedup- I`d hate to have you as a neighbor. You clearly have no concept of what it means to be a good one.
  18. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    lockedup- no, it isn`t good for the lawn. We have brown spots all over our lawn from dog poop.
  19. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    @lockedup
    Do everyone a favour and eat the poop if you like it so much, you`re clearly no benefit to civilisation
  20. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    @SherbertFizz....You ROCK!!!
  21. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    I used to have a dog. Always picked up the sh*t. Most dog owners don`t, though. Theres sh*t all over the place, you smell the pi*s... 90 % of dog owners are, sad to say: pigs.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Watch out for lockedup...


  23. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Yea, see, it`s more of a problem when someone`s dog is pooting in not their lawn or when you live in a duplex or something. @lockededup, that`s fine if you would like to live in filth and have an unsightly yard. I`m sure your house follows suit.
  24. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    lol @ SherbertFizz`s "civilisation"
  25. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33117 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    See? THIS is why cats rule! They use a litter box! And the neighbor`s flower garden, but they`re sneaky and never get caught! lolz!
  26. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Many US cities have ordinances requiring the individual who is walking the dog to curb their pet. Failure to do so can lead to fines.

    When it rains, bacteria from the poop travel along with the run-off. This contributes to high bacteria levels in beaches, streams, rivers, ponds, and lakes. Also, the nitrogen from the feces reduces the oxygen levels in the water. This is bad for marine life.

    Abandoned fecal waste contributes to parasite, virus, and bacteria transmission to animals and people.
  27. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    That`s super funny
  28. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Fuego- You`re one of those -ssholes that`s trying to bubblewrap this country, aren`t you? Warning labels on EVERYTHING, directions for microwaving f-cking poptarts, etc. All hail the demise of common sense!
    If a little poo run-off was that big an issue, it`d be exactly that- a big issue, with PSA`s and all. It`s sh-t. Get over it.
  29. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    Fuego just brought down a brick house of pain on yo asses!
  30. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    I don`t pick up my dogs poop either. I vow to forever break this law. Turns to dirt in 3 days anyway. I often bring along a plastic bag and if needed I fake it. Screw you poop haters it`s your grass`s fertilizer!
  31. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    if it was a big deal then people would go out into the woods and pick up feces in the forest for wild animals because of the dangerous runoff
  32. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    @Tweetness- there aren`t NEARLY the density of animals in any forest as there are dogs in urban and suburban areas.
  33. Profile photo of elgrappa
    elgrappa Male 18-29
    96 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    payback`s a b*tch
  34. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    @Fuego
    And what do you think happens to your trash? Does it pollute our planet any less because you don`t see it?
    You need to look at things with a broader perspective.
  35. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    @tincel, it pollutes less because it`s contained in a single area.
  36. Profile photo of bloodnwth
    bloodnwth Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    My dad used to put it on the neighbor`s kitchen table.
  37. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    It pollutes less because it`s engineered to. It`s also heavily regulated. I`m passing along the info available to everyone. And yes it is a problem in concentrated populations. Tear your lips away from your precious dog`s dick long enough to read up on it. You might just learn something.
  38. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    @madest it might not be a law where you live. If it is, good for you; fight the power. Be sure not to pay any fines as a result. In fact throw the citation in the cop`s face. drat him!
  39. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    Really, regardless of the environmental impacts of dog sh/t, this is really more about being a good neighbor. It`s just not OK to put your rubbish in your neighbor`s yard.
  40. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    @Fuego
    I don`t approve of letting your dog poo everywhere and not picking it up (I`ve ruined more than one pare of pretty shoes), but the damage it does to our planet is next to nothing.
    I am much more concerned by the nitrates present in the tons of fertilizers used on our farmlands.
  41. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    *pair.
    Sorry, my french is taking over.
  42. Profile photo of Sathon
    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    On one hand she put poo on your door. On the other hand, she actually used "your" and "you`re" correctly in her letter...

    I`d forgive her.
  43. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    I know I come off as a butthurt mysophobic pussy, but I`m not. For those who don`t give a drat about their neighbors` desires to have a poo-free yard, I presented documented alternative reasons to hopefully enlighten them. Personally I don`t care if other people`s actions have any of the impacts I cited. Just be happy your dog`s not pooting in my yard.
  44. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    so considerate, right outside the door!!!
  45. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    complete with a heart exclamation point
  46. Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Dear Crazy Lady,

    Why are you touching my poop? That`s gross.

    - Signed,
    THE DOG
  47. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    If I received a letter like this I think I would feel good about it. It was done with so much love! :-P lol
  48. Profile photo of jen00384
    jen00384 Female 18-29
    229 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    Hey Sillies!
  49. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    P.S. Some of the poop I left was my own.
  50. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    There is a guy that walks around my apartment complex that picks up the poopies and puts them in the bags but leaves them in the same spot. So everywhere you look there`s these little green bags pointing to the sky. lol
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    these notes are not passive aggressive...they are AGGRESSIVE if anything (according to how we classify conflict resolution in mental health). Passive agressive would be if the person told another unrelated person how upset they were within say ear shot of the person they were upset with.

    by giving the person a note they are DIRECTLY confronting the person...this note is aggressive because it challenges the intelligence of the person it is meant for.
  52. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:06 pm
    wow! another passive aggressive note? how lovely.
  53. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    SilverThread: "P.S. Some of the poop I left was my own."

    Nail`d it!
  54. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:53 am
    Most humans should not be pet owners. Animals are really just poop machines anyway. I grew up on a dairy farm and know what I`m saying.
  55. Profile photo of ScubaFett
    ScubaFett Male 18-29
    176 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:59 am
    hmm, i don`t think this is passive-agressive (no action / angry letter). More aggressive-passive (action / friendly letter). It`s like punching someone then telling them they have good fashion sense.
  56. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:47 am
    XD
  57. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 8:07 am
    I`ve done exactly what was done in said pic (picking it up and delivering it on the porch), unsurprisingly, I didn`t have neighbors a week later...
  58. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:03 am
    PPS "next time you will find your doggies head in one of those bags"
  59. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    wow...someone is so worried about other peoples actions... get a funkin life, or just watch where the f*k u walk!
  60. Profile photo of XaveMomma
    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    Perfect! One more reason to despise DOGS.
  61. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    How am I a troll? I asked an honest question? I`ve only seen this in the movies. I`ve never seen anybody in real life carry around baggies and scoops to pick up their dog`s poo.
  62. Profile photo of Sara_McNinja
    Sara_McNinja Female 18-29
    34 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 7:58 am
    @lockedup

    It is not as big a deal to step in dog poo when you are wearing shoes as it is when you are barefoot, but it is still a pain in the ass. It is slippery too, and I have seen a lot of people fall when they step in it as a result. It is also awful if you live at the beach because then you ARE barefoot when you step. They have baggy dispensers along the beach for just that occasion, and it is polite to pick up your dog`s crap.
  63. Profile photo of Ernestine
    Ernestine Female 18-29
    4 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 9:56 am
    Nicely said!

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