You Can Have All Of This Without Drugs... [Pic]

Submitted by: jobbyhead 5 years ago Funny

I get all of these awesome things if I don"t do drugs? Hell yeah, consider me drug free.
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Male 80
dont underage drink. just light up a joint and you will really want all of these things.
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Male 15
they look like awesome things to have when your high though
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Male 99
are those... prizes?
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Male 55
Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! In conclusion, I would do anything for a puppy.
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Male 734
Wow. This is from a student org. at a Charter school? No wonder it`s such a retarded sign.
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Male 28
I see a problem with this.. I`m pretty sure you are more likely to eat pizza if you just had a beer.
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Female 355
so for the most part could have had a poo load of pizza and a heard of dogs? No thank you, boozeahol it is(was).
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Male 12,365
[quote]So.... I`m thinking i may be the only one to notice it says UNDERAGE DRINKING and not DRUGS,
how have those been mixed up so badly? [/quote]

Alcohol is a drug, so what are you talking about?
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Female 375
I drunk underage (being uk that`s under 18), have pizza, a tv, some dvds and 3 dogs, also graduated uni and drunk coke, but not whatever that dreadful own brand is, i`m better than that.
Thankyou beer!
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Male 451
I am wondering how many comments have pointed out the poster says "underage drink" not drugs...
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Male 12
I have all these things. And i underage drink regularly. I think there is a flaw in their logic
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Male 2,121
Actually I would be in America, the drinking age there is 21 right?
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Male 2,121
I don`t drink and I have lots of pizza, a tv, some dvds and a dog so there might be something in this. Though I`m not underaged.
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Male 812
Actually, you will probably die of thirst if you don`t drink.
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Male 1,646
pizza is more likely to come if i am token a doobie... Ill stay below the influence thanks.
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Male 382
Screw that poo. Who want`s a rat and pizza anyway. And wtf is with the cookies? I already have a dog and a big tv and a car and a funny hat with a fluffy dangly thing. Excuse me while I go get another rum and coke and smoke my joint, gotta get back to teaching classes
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Male 83
So.... I`m thinking i may be the only one to notice it says UNDERAGE DRINKING and not DRUGS,
how have those been mixed up so badly?
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Male 3,076
thank you very much, pizzas and puppies goes hand in hand with a big fat blunt
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Female 110
I`m sorry, but what the drat? :D And also, why? I`m so confused by this.
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Male 247
Pizza replacing rats I presume
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Male 588
Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza puppy Pizza Pizza Pizza dog painting?
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Male 2,688
But I have pizza, movies, AND a dog... AND I DRINK... Soooooo yea.... Get at me, mFkers (-.-),,|,
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Male 423
Playing with a dog when you`re drunk is reaaaaally cool,and pizza? You`re kidding right?
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Male 84
Puppies, Pizza, and Van Helsing? Hell yeah. Who needs booze?
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Male 2,436
That`s a lot a pizza, I`mma need some beer...
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Male 59
I don`t know... I have all those things, and I drink.

Hell, I`m drunk right now!
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Male 5,314
it`s funny how every single one of those items go so well with drinking
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Male 12,365
It must be expensive to give a free TV to everyone who doesn`t drink alcohol while under age.
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Male 164
But underage drinking ENHANCES these things.
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Male 639
So if I hadn`t drank underage, I would lose generic soda, a chihuahua, and an excessive amount of pizza. For my own health I`m glad I chose to drink underage. Good thing they posted this, now I know that alcohol is a good alternative for junk food. And annoying dogs I guess.
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Male 329
um..usually, in my past experience at least, drugs/alcohol were the main reason I had any of these items
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Male 418
im pretty freaking sure i had pizza and beer before i was 19
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Male 96
funny that as soon as i opened this my roommate walks in with 2 cases of beer for me
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Female 3,598
well... it says if i don`t underage drink. so i`ll overage drink then... no mention of drugs so i`m good there too... actually i had pizza last night while i watched tv, then i played tug-of-war with my dog, all while drinkin` my delicious rum and orange pop beverage!! yummo!!
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Female 262
Say, I have that exact same TV at home...
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Male 1,451
OP thinks that drugs and underage drinking are the same?
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Male 25,416
nom noms
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Male 734
I didn`t drink through high school, and I got none of this! WTF?
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Male 838
Perhaps they should stop concerning themselves with alcohol and address the blatant crack problem that seems to exist in that school.
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Male 2,344
I get all of that while intoxicated, and it`s all a million times better.
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Male 2,893
Dogs and pizza, and Van Helsing on DVD, and the Lord of the Rings the Two Towers, and Soda Cola, and I can graduate?
Hell yeah.
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Female 322
That`s a lot of pizza
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Male 916
so *this* is what`s saved me from dogs and any desire to ever see van helsing? THANK YOU, alcohol!
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Male 2,868
It`s true- you can`t order pizza if you drink illegally.
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Male 407
Lol its a shame that its from a highschool
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Male 3,842
[quote]Where the hell is Coral Springs?[/quote]

In Florida, near Ft Lauderdale.

I`m confused because all these things (pizza, movies, dogs) are better when stoned.
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Male 10,845
Pizza much?
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Male 18
you need drugs to enjoy all of that
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Male 2,988
but beer and pizza go so well together! how can i enjoy one with out the other? damn you cruel world!
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Male 759
I don`t drink alcohol. Can i have the six dogs sewn together please?
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Male 521
Don`t let 13 year olds drive...

Wait, wrong PSA.
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Female 535
I seriously want to piss on that bulletin board.
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Male 181
Yes, its true. When my father let me have a sip of beer at age 8, Nancy Reagon shot my dogs, stole my tv, and sh*t on my pizza. Tough love - but fair.
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Male 260
I want none of those things.... must drink and drive now!
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Male 2,290
looks like getting blitted is the next best option. big ass tv? check. pizza? check. badass movies? check.
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Male 14,330
I guess that`s why I got a cat.
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Male 2,390
looks shopped
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Male 2,229
What`s with all the pizza and garlic fingers?
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Male 1,678
Is Coral Springs Charter Highschool a "special" school?
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Male 53
what nonsense, i can have my things and drink too
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Male 299
I don`t know about you, but when i drank underage i ate TONS of pizza
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Male 1,548
propaganda 101 passed with flying colors.
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Female 7,838
i cannot see any connection whatsoever between underage drinking and the items posted. If there was a teacher involved in this I suggest they get fired for being useless.
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Female 9,402
Where the hell is Coral Springs?
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Male 2,332
Some people say alcohol is a drug.

That`s nonsense! It`s a drink!

<3 Brass Eye
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Male 147
i can have all of those things even if i underage rape/kill someone
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Male 1,526
I`ll just keep my drugs until I get a better offer.
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Male 37,910

Van Helsing?... WTF?

You can hunt vampires if you don`t drink?

I don`t believe it!

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Male 218
Jobby - did you not read your own picture before you posted it? It`s about "underage drink" not "drugs". Besides being grammatically incorrect, it`s just dumb.
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Male 950
get this garbage out of here
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Male 1,312
I feel like I have more pizza than that because I DO drink. In fact, I think it would be much easier to make stupid decisions to acquire all of those things drunk rather than working hard to earn them sober. I could steal a chihuahua
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Male 56
it should be `drink underage` not `underage drink` underage isn`t the action! this is presumably written by teachers aswell. America still hasn`t grasped English.
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Male 2,376
i habve all those things.. cept for a stupid chiuwawa or however you spell it.. and i drink like a dratin fish.. even when i was underage
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Female 2,525
Pizza, dogs, pizza, pizza, Lord of the Rings on DVD, pizza, AND pizza? Sign me up!
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Male 1,249
I have been asking my self for years why I abuse drugs so much and now I understand - it`s because I`m lactose intolerant.
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Male 15,510
The Original post offers a bigger picture
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Male 11,740
You can have them all if you do drink. Just don`t be dumb enough to get caught. j/k
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Male 230
That`s a lot of pizza.
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Male 1,021
I like pizza and dogs. I will never drink again...not even water
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Male 19
haha florida high schools... classic
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Male 17,512
Well somebody likes pizza, a lot.
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Female 2,674
That much pizza usually involves heavy, heavy drinking.
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Male 3,578
they for got the beer
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Male 132
Shouldn`t it be drink underage?
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Male 3,057
I already have all of those things... including the Rottweiler, and I`ve done a LOT of drugs in my life...

...just sayin`.
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Female 4,039
No offense, Jobbyhead, but that`s the dumbest post ever.

Maybe I`m missing a joke or something - in that case, I`m the dumbest thing ever.
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Male 60
Where do I claim my price?
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Male 46
Link: You Can Have All Of This Without Drugs... [Pic] [Rate Link] - I get all of these awesome things if I don`t do drugs? Hell yeah, consider me drug free.
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