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Date: 03/24/11 10:48 AM

88 Responses to You Can Have All Of This Without Drugs… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of jobbyhead
    jobbyhead Male 30-39
    46 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 10:50 am
    Link: You Can Have All Of This Without Drugs... - I get all of these awesome things if I don`t do drugs? Hell yeah, consider me drug free.
  2. Profile photo of G_Hack
    G_Hack Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 10:54 am
    Where do I claim my price?
  3. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:00 am
    No offense, Jobbyhead, but that`s the dumbest post ever.

    Maybe I`m missing a joke or something - in that case, I`m the dumbest thing ever.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:01 am
    I already have all of those things... including the Rottweiler, and I`ve done a LOT of drugs in my life...

    ...just sayin`.
  5. Profile photo of memoryburner
    memoryburner Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:02 am
    Shouldn`t it be drink underage?
  6. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:03 am
    they for got the beer
  7. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:04 am
    That much pizza usually involves heavy, heavy drinking.
  8. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:04 am
    Well somebody likes pizza, a lot.
  9. Profile photo of sick1600
    sick1600 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:04 am
    haha florida high schools... classic
  10. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:05 am
    I like pizza and dogs. I will never drink again...not even water
  11. Profile photo of Django
    Django Male 30-39
    230 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:06 am
    That`s a lot of pizza.
  12. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:13 am
    You can have them all if you do drink. Just don`t be dumb enough to get caught. j/k
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:14 am
    The Original post offers a bigger picture
  14. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:18 am
    I have been asking my self for years why I abuse drugs so much and now I understand - it`s because I`m lactose intolerant.
  15. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Pizza, dogs, pizza, pizza, Lord of the Rings on DVD, pizza, AND pizza? Sign me up!
  16. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:23 am
    i habve all those things.. cept for a stupid chiuwawa or however you spell it.. and i drink like a dratin fish.. even when i was underage
  17. Profile photo of Diablo-Gio
    Diablo-Gio Male 18-29
    56 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:23 am
    it should be `drink underage` not `underage drink` underage isn`t the action! this is presumably written by teachers aswell. America still hasn`t grasped English.
  18. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:24 am
    I feel like I have more pizza than that because I DO drink. In fact, I think it would be much easier to make stupid decisions to acquire all of those things drunk rather than working hard to earn them sober. I could steal a chihuahua
  19. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:28 am
    get this garbage out of here
  20. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Jobby - did you not read your own picture before you posted it? It`s about "underage drink" not "drugs". Besides being grammatically incorrect, it`s just dumb.
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Van Helsing?... WTF?

    You can hunt vampires if you don`t drink?

    I don`t believe it!

  22. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:35 am
    I`ll just keep my drugs until I get a better offer.
  23. Profile photo of Im_Racist
    Im_Racist Male 70 & Over
    147 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:39 am
    i can have all of those things even if i underage rape/kill someone
  24. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Some people say alcohol is a drug.

    That`s nonsense! It`s a drink!

    <3 Brass Eye
  25. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Where the hell is Coral Springs?
  26. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7605 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:52 am
    i cannot see any connection whatsoever between underage drinking and the items posted. If there was a teacher involved in this I suggest they get fired for being useless.
  27. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:54 am
    propaganda 101 passed with flying colors.
  28. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:56 am
    I don`t know about you, but when i drank underage i ate TONS of pizza
  29. Profile photo of Argondey
    Argondey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    what nonsense, i can have my things and drink too
  30. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    Is Coral Springs Charter Highschool a "special" school?
  31. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    What`s with all the pizza and garlic fingers?
  32. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2188 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    looks shopped
  33. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    I guess that`s why I got a cat.
  34. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    looks like getting blitted is the next best option. big ass tv? check. pizza? check. badass movies? check.
  35. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    I want none of those things.... must drink and drive now!
  36. Profile photo of WeirdMN
    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Yes, its true. When my father let me have a sip of beer at age 8, Nancy Reagon shot my dogs, stole my tv, and sh*t on my pizza. Tough love - but fair.
  37. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    I seriously want to piss on that bulletin board.
  38. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Don`t let 13 year olds drive...

    Wait, wrong PSA.
  39. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    I don`t drink alcohol. Can i have the six dogs sewn together please?
  40. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    but beer and pizza go so well together! how can i enjoy one with out the other? damn you cruel world!
  41. Profile photo of gotti420
    gotti420 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    you need drugs to enjoy all of that
  42. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Pizza much?
  43. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Where the hell is Coral Springs?

    In Florida, near Ft Lauderdale.

    I`m confused because all these things (pizza, movies, dogs) are better when stoned.
  44. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    Lol its a shame that its from a highschool
  45. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    It`s true- you can`t order pizza if you drink illegally.
  46. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    913 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    so *this* is what`s saved me from dogs and any desire to ever see van helsing? THANK YOU, alcohol!
  47. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    That`s a lot of pizza
  48. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    Dogs and pizza, and Van Helsing on DVD, and the Lord of the Rings the Two Towers, and Soda Cola, and I can graduate?
    Hell yeah.
  49. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    I get all of that while intoxicated, and it`s all a million times better.
  50. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    Perhaps they should stop concerning themselves with alcohol and address the blatant crack problem that seems to exist in that school.
  51. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    I didn`t drink through high school, and I got none of this! WTF?
  52. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    nom noms
  53. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    OP thinks that drugs and underage drinking are the same?
  54. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Say, I have that exact same TV at home...
  55. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    well... it says if i don`t underage drink. so i`ll overage drink then... no mention of drugs so i`m good there too... actually i had pizza last night while i watched tv, then i played tug-of-war with my dog, all while drinkin` my delicious rum and orange pop beverage!! yummo!!
  56. Profile photo of elgrappa
    elgrappa Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    funny that as soon as i opened this my roommate walks in with 2 cases of beer for me
  57. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    im pretty freaking sure i had pizza and beer before i was 19
  58. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    um..usually, in my past experience at least, drugs/alcohol were the main reason I had any of these items
  59. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    So if I hadn`t drank underage, I would lose generic soda, a chihuahua, and an excessive amount of pizza. For my own health I`m glad I chose to drink underage. Good thing they posted this, now I know that alcohol is a good alternative for junk food. And annoying dogs I guess.
  60. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    But underage drinking ENHANCES these things.
  61. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    It must be expensive to give a free TV to everyone who doesn`t drink alcohol while under age.
  62. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    it`s funny how every single one of those items go so well with drinking
  63. Profile photo of rustedbrolly
    rustedbrolly Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    I don`t know... I have all those things, and I drink.

    Hell, I`m drunk right now!
  64. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    That`s a lot a pizza, I`mma need some beer...
  65. Profile photo of Neo20999
    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    Puppies, Pizza, and Van Helsing? Hell yeah. Who needs booze?
  66. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    Playing with a dog when you`re drunk is reaaaaally cool,and pizza? You`re kidding right?
  67. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:22 am
    But I have pizza, movies, AND a dog... AND I DRINK... Soooooo yea.... Get at me, mFkers (-.-),,|,
  68. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:05 am
    Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza puppy Pizza Pizza Pizza dog painting?
  69. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:14 am
    Pizza replacing rats I presume
  70. Profile photo of Comagirl123
    Comagirl123 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:01 am
    I`m sorry, but what the drat? :D And also, why? I`m so confused by this.
  71. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:59 am
    thank you very much, pizzas and puppies goes hand in hand with a big fat blunt
  72. Profile photo of ryannn24
    ryannn24 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:39 am
    So.... I`m thinking i may be the only one to notice it says UNDERAGE DRINKING and not DRUGS,
    how have those been mixed up so badly?
  73. Profile photo of talon0325
    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:39 am
    Screw that poo. Who want`s a rat and pizza anyway. And wtf is with the cookies? I already have a dog and a big tv and a car and a funny hat with a fluffy dangly thing. Excuse me while I go get another rum and coke and smoke my joint, gotta get back to teaching classes
  74. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:53 am
    pizza is more likely to come if i am token a doobie... Ill stay below the influence thanks.
  75. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:43 am
    Actually, you will probably die of thirst if you don`t drink.
  76. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:54 am
    I don`t drink and I have lots of pizza, a tv, some dvds and a dog so there might be something in this. Though I`m not underaged.
  77. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:54 am
    Actually I would be in America, the drinking age there is 21 right?
  78. Profile photo of sanox15
    sanox15 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    I have all these things. And i underage drink regularly. I think there is a flaw in their logic
  79. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    I am wondering how many comments have pointed out the poster says "underage drink" not drugs...
  80. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    I drunk underage (being uk that`s under 18), have pizza, a tv, some dvds and 3 dogs, also graduated uni and drunk coke, but not whatever that dreadful own brand is, i`m better than that.
    Thankyou beer!
  81. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    So.... I`m thinking i may be the only one to notice it says UNDERAGE DRINKING and not DRUGS,
    how have those been mixed up so badly?

    Alcohol is a drug, so what are you talking about?
  82. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    so for the most part could have had a poo load of pizza and a heard of dogs? No thank you, boozeahol it is(was).
  83. Profile photo of rhinoster
    rhinoster Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    I see a problem with this.. I`m pretty sure you are more likely to eat pizza if you just had a beer.
  84. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:27 pm
    Wow. This is from a student org. at a Charter school? No wonder it`s such a retarded sign.
  85. Profile photo of Tomz
    Tomz Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 1:53 am
    Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! In conclusion, I would do anything for a puppy.
  86. Profile photo of RubixCuban
    RubixCuban Male 18-29
    99 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 1:54 am
    are those... prizes?
  87. Profile photo of rfitz27
    rfitz27 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    they look like awesome things to have when your high though
  88. Profile photo of todayistodie
    todayistodie Male 18-29
    80 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:31 am
    dont underage drink. just light up a joint and you will really want all of these things.

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