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Date: 03/22/11 07:46 AM

63 Responses to You And Your Cool New Vintage Hat [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 7:47 am
    Link: You And Your Cool New Vintage Hat - The shop you bought it from... it has a lenient return policy, right?
  2. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 7:58 am
    Nailed it.
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Not the same hat. Bogart wore a Fedora, This kid is wearing a Trilby. Fedoras and Trilbys share the same center fold, but Fedoras have the dimples in the front.

    He would`ve looked better wearing a `newsboy` style hat.
  4. Profile photo of alysonchains
    alysonchains Female 18-29
    10 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:03 am
    hahahahahaha
  5. Profile photo of thatwasCRAP
    thatwasCRAP Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:06 am
    lol, this is what i think each time i see someone think they can get away with that look
  6. Profile photo of ficklexikon8
    ficklexikon8 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:10 am
    BOOM
  7. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:18 am
    A Vintage Fedora eh? I`ll give you 2 Refined and a Description Tag for it.
  8. Profile photo of CptHaddock
    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Young men really shouldn`t wear hats.
  9. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Yeah, I won`t wear mine anymore either...
  10. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:37 am
    @almightybob
    Only if you throw in a camera beard
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:40 am
    They look like complete different hats
  12. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:47 am
    i don`t see the problem. he looks bad ass
  13. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:48 am
    I don`t get what the problem is. Looks fine to me. Certainly better than most of the other popular hat choices these days. A;sp after a couple decades of ball caps this is a welcome change lol.
  14. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:49 am
    Most def not Bogie.
  15. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    506 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:13 am
    literally posted on /v/ last night
  16. Profile photo of brainboner
    brainboner Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:14 am
    HAHAHAHAHHAHA YES
  17. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:16 am
    For people who don`t see the difference:

    The man in the middle is Humphrey Bogart, one of the greatest actors of all time. His style is timeless and recognizable by millions.

    The man on the right looks like a tool.
  18. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:18 am
    The only reason I wear a hat is because I never wash my hair.
  19. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:24 am
    DeathToLems wins funniest comment of the day :)
  20. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:25 am
    Big difference in what looks like a Stetson Temple, and whatever p.o.s. he`s got on his head.
  21. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    387 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:27 am
    Im going to go ahead and use my ex as a better example for this picture.


    Idiot...
  22. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Crakr-Fedoras have a wider brim- I bought what was advertised as a fedora but it was in fact a trilby. I look as though I should be buying scrap metal. In a middle aged woman it is not a good look.
  23. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Well, it doesn`t come with a strong jaw and a sly swagger.
  24. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:46 am
    people forget but you got to wear it with the right clothes
  25. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:48 am
    I don`t look like Bogie, but I don`t look like the dorky ginger on the right either.
  26. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:20 am
    madduck: Fedoras do not always have a wide brim, I`ve seen `stingy brim` fedoras before.

    As I said before the signature look of the fedora is the center fold with the dimples on each side, usually accompanied with a wide band.
  27. Profile photo of lilbroder
    lilbroder Male 18-29
    86 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:36 am
    HAHAHA, so true
  28. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:49 am
    this is how you wear a fedora:


  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    I went through that phase. I thought I looked über-cool at the time. Looking back on it, no. No I didn`t.
  30. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    The only way anyone can successfully pull off a fedora is wearing a trench coat and conceal-carrying a Colt New Service.
  31. Profile photo of bucksteeth
    bucksteeth Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    My great grandfather gave me a bowlers hat that he bought some time in the 40`s, still in the original box. I don`t wear it ever, looks silly. It is a neat hat though.
  32. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    I look good in my fedoras, (well better than without). You have to be able to pull it off, some people can, some can`t. In general the bigger/taller you are the bigger the brim & the taller the crown you can wear. I.E. big hat/short guy you get Yosemite Sam, little hat/tall guy - Stan Laurel
  33. Profile photo of thehitcher
    thehitcher Male 18-29
    237 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    the quote should have just said @jason mraz
  34. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    I saw an idiot in New Orleans wearing that exact hat just the other day. Yup... he looked like a yuppie hipster...
  35. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    those hats never look good. on anyone.
  36. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Hmm- you may be right Crakr, I have heard various descriptions- but more importantly most hats sold as trilbys have the knock ins- homburgs I know do not- just the crease. Not that I really care- I just suit a wide brimmed fedora and look like a gyppo in a trilby. Bush hats are ok though.
  37. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    i have a trilby and thats it.
  38. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    Sad.
    I love fedoras and flatcaps.
  39. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    I love hats. :D These always wind up looking silly when worn, though. Cooler on display.
  40. Profile photo of TheGodofFail
    TheGodofFail Male 13-17
    126 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    always wearing my fedora... almost always.
  41. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    "those hats never look good. on anyone."

    They look good on my friend, granted he has a better one than in the 3rd picture on this post.

  42. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    When it`s raining, they make a guy look kinda sexy :)
  43. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    lolz
  44. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouche.
  45. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    I have always felt fedoras look silly.
  46. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    Proud owner of `one of those faces`.
  47. Profile photo of idane24
    idane24 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Agent P!
  48. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    So TRUE!!! Thank you iab!!!!
  49. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    HA
  50. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    yeah right but the problem is that he doesn`t look much better without the hat
  51. Profile photo of Ovan-01
    Ovan-01 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    lmao. ugly ass inspector gadget.
  52. Profile photo of WeePee
    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    not surprising that a ginger can even make a cool hat look lame.
  53. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    Hahaha! Yeah... it makes you look like a douche.
  54. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 2:20 am
    i dont care. I`ll still wear my fedora
  55. Profile photo of RamBunction
    RamBunction Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 4:15 am
    FINALLY! somebody realised these hate are like putting a giant arrow on your head that says !TWAT!
  56. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 7:28 am
    Thats because "What he bought" was a cheap Spencer Gifts or Hot Topic ripoff of the real deal... And people need to learn that the CLOTHES make the hat work... Not the other way around. If you`re rocking a fedora, you better be wearing a London Fog trenchcoat or a long wool peacoat, pinstriped shirt/pants, a tie and suspenders... (Wool sweater vest is optional)

    And for the record, I DO wear this outfit... and I look closer to the middle pic than the third one. Just have a longer coat.
  57. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 8:25 am
    @taylor stone
    or you could just not wear one at all and not look like a douche altogether
  58. Profile photo of Cookie420
    Cookie420 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    unless you can actually rock the fedora, which I can, and do on a day-to-day basis. Don`t be hatin`.
  59. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 2:14 am
    @cookie420
    Everyone who wears one thinks that
  60. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 7:12 am
    @HumboldtPie

    Thats just it... If you`re doing it correctly, the hat ISNT douchey... The way wannabe teens are wearing them now (especially those retarded OSFM Spencer Gifts knockoffs) IS douchey... They add designs, and faux piercings, and patches to them to make them look cool. This makes the hat the focal point for people, and as an accessory the hat shouldn`t be the focus, rather an ACCENT to the entire outfit.
  61. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    true story
  62. Profile photo of hiptothemax4
    hiptothemax4 Female 18-29
    95 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    @cookie420
    pics or it didn`t happen
  63. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    LOL!

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