You And Your Cool New Vintage Hat [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago Funny

The shop you bought it from... it has a lenient return policy, right?
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Female 1,236
LOL!
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Female 95
@cookie420
pics or it didn`t happen
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Female 3,001
true story
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Male 2,688
@HumboldtPie

Thats just it... If you`re doing it correctly, the hat ISNT douchey... The way wannabe teens are wearing them now (especially those retarded OSFM Spencer Gifts knockoffs) IS douchey... They add designs, and faux piercings, and patches to them to make them look cool. This makes the hat the focal point for people, and as an accessory the hat shouldn`t be the focus, rather an ACCENT to the entire outfit.
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Male 123
@cookie420
Everyone who wears one thinks that
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Male 55
unless you can actually rock the fedora, which I can, and do on a day-to-day basis. Don`t be hatin`.
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Male 311
@taylor stone
or you could just not wear one at all and not look like a douche altogether
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Male 2,688
Thats because "What he bought" was a cheap Spencer Gifts or Hot Topic ripoff of the real deal... And people need to learn that the CLOTHES make the hat work... Not the other way around. If you`re rocking a fedora, you better be wearing a London Fog trenchcoat or a long wool peacoat, pinstriped shirt/pants, a tie and suspenders... (Wool sweater vest is optional)

And for the record, I DO wear this outfit... and I look closer to the middle pic than the third one. Just have a longer coat.
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Male 96
FINALLY! somebody realised these hate are like putting a giant arrow on your head that says !TWAT!
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Male 480
i dont care. I`ll still wear my fedora
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Female 781
Hahaha! Yeah... it makes you look like a douche.
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Male 612
not surprising that a ginger can even make a cool hat look lame.
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Male 42
lmao. ugly ass inspector gadget.
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Male 535
yeah right but the problem is that he doesn`t look much better without the hat
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Female 4,349
HA
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Female 494
So TRUE!!! Thank you iab!!!!
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Male 6
Agent P!
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Male 848
Proud owner of `one of those faces`.
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Female 1,264
I have always felt fedoras look silly.
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Male 835
Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouche.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 621
When it`s raining, they make a guy look kinda sexy :)
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Female 412
"those hats never look good. on anyone."

They look good on my friend, granted he has a better one than in the 3rd picture on this post.

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Male 126
always wearing my fedora... almost always.
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Female 2,064
I love hats. :D These always wind up looking silly when worn, though. Cooler on display.
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Male 490
Sad.
I love fedoras and flatcaps.
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Male 149
i have a trilby and thats it.
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Female 7,833
Hmm- you may be right Crakr, I have heard various descriptions- but more importantly most hats sold as trilbys have the knock ins- homburgs I know do not- just the crease. Not that I really care- I just suit a wide brimmed fedora and look like a gyppo in a trilby. Bush hats are ok though.
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Female 2,695
those hats never look good. on anyone.
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Male 2,796
I saw an idiot in New Orleans wearing that exact hat just the other day. Yup... he looked like a yuppie hipster...
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Male 237
the quote should have just said @jason mraz
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Male 567
I look good in my fedoras, (well better than without). You have to be able to pull it off, some people can, some can`t. In general the bigger/taller you are the bigger the brim & the taller the crown you can wear. I.E. big hat/short guy you get Yosemite Sam, little hat/tall guy - Stan Laurel
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Male 134
My great grandfather gave me a bowlers hat that he bought some time in the 40`s, still in the original box. I don`t wear it ever, looks silly. It is a neat hat though.
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Male 234
The only way anyone can successfully pull off a fedora is wearing a trench coat and conceal-carrying a Colt New Service.
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Male 12,138
I went through that phase. I thought I looked über-cool at the time. Looking back on it, no. No I didn`t.
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Female 2,509
this is how you wear a fedora:


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Male 86
HAHAHA, so true
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Male 17,512
madduck: Fedoras do not always have a wide brim, I`ve seen `stingy brim` fedoras before.

As I said before the signature look of the fedora is the center fold with the dimples on each side, usually accompanied with a wide band.
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Male 11,740
I don`t look like Bogie, but I don`t look like the dorky ginger on the right either.
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Male 541
people forget but you got to wear it with the right clothes
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Male 483
Well, it doesn`t come with a strong jaw and a sly swagger.
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Female 7,833
Crakr-Fedoras have a wider brim- I bought what was advertised as a fedora but it was in fact a trilby. I look as though I should be buying scrap metal. In a middle aged woman it is not a good look.
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Female 386
Im going to go ahead and use my ex as a better example for this picture.


Idiot...
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Male 567
Big difference in what looks like a Stetson Temple, and whatever p.o.s. he`s got on his head.
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Male 2,690
DeathToLems wins funniest comment of the day :)
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Male 405
The only reason I wear a hat is because I never wash my hair.
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Male 519
For people who don`t see the difference:

The man in the middle is Humphrey Bogart, one of the greatest actors of all time. His style is timeless and recognizable by millions.

The man on the right looks like a tool.
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Female 5
HAHAHAHAHHAHA YES
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Female 505
literally posted on /v/ last night
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Male 6,694
Most def not Bogie.
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Male 928
I don`t get what the problem is. Looks fine to me. Certainly better than most of the other popular hat choices these days. A;sp after a couple decades of ball caps this is a welcome change lol.
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Female 1,435
i don`t see the problem. he looks bad ass
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Male 15,510
They look like complete different hats
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Male 137
@almightybob
Only if you throw in a camera beard
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Male 451
Yeah, I won`t wear mine anymore either...
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Female 68
Young men really shouldn`t wear hats.
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Male 4,290
A Vintage Fedora eh? I`ll give you 2 Refined and a Description Tag for it.
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Male 16
BOOM
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Male 58
lol, this is what i think each time i see someone think they can get away with that look
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Female 10
hahahahahaha
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Male 17,512
Not the same hat. Bogart wore a Fedora, This kid is wearing a Trilby. Fedoras and Trilbys share the same center fold, but Fedoras have the dimples in the front.

He would`ve looked better wearing a `newsboy` style hat.
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Male 773
Nailed it.
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Male 1,620
Link: You And Your Cool New Vintage Hat [Pic] [Rate Link] - The shop you bought it from... it has a lenient return policy, right?
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