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Date: 03/01/11 11:15 AM

41 Responses to Worst Contest Ever: Which One`s Biggest? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Rested
    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Link: Worst Contest Ever: Which One`s Biggest? - Ugh, just wrong on so many levels.
  2. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:20 am
    This goes on at state fairs across the nation, Nice udders there by the way.
  3. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:28 am
    sweet titties!!
  4. Profile photo of FrameRaid
    FrameRaid Male 30-39
    102 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:44 am
    This is udderly ridiculous.
  5. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    I saw this at the state fair last year, no big deal.
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    Mmmmm milk!
  7. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    lol, mmm, look at all them teats.
  8. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Udder failure.
  9. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    Wait, is this a contest of boys gasping over which cows boobs are the biggest?
  10. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    A milk company`s wet dream. Larger udders determine producers. Where do you city slickers think it comes from, plastic jugs?
  11. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Hey! Stop treating them like they`re pieces of meat!
  12. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    (fap fap fap)
  13. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    Steroids milk? lol
  14. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    handimanner: +1 for using the term `city slickers`
  15. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    And here I sit with a box of cereal. . .
  16. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    You try to judge one udder competition with no pants on and then they wont let you judge again.
  17. Profile photo of Arkohn
    Arkohn Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Livestock judging is an essential component of Agricultural production. I see nothing wrong with this.
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Still better than childs pageant
  19. Profile photo of hiptothemax4
    hiptothemax4 Female 18-29
    95 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    I used to show Holsteins in high school :) it was really fun, and you made good money at the fairs. I would love to judge a human udder contest ;)
  20. Profile photo of kingofqueens
    kingofqueens Male 30-39
    35 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    mmmmm teeeeets
  21. Profile photo of Tjl311
    Tjl311 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    ugh, this is udderly disgusting
  22. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    teats or gtfo
  23. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    How is it wrong on so many levels? Its 4H...
  24. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    "Ugh, just wrong on so many levels."

    Theres just too many to COWnt
  25. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    o that must be all thoes "protein supplements" i give the cows
  26. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    Wrong on so many levels?
    It`s a bunch of god damned f*cking cows for christ`s sake.
    Besides, i like milk.
  27. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    I did this in high school in FFA. Dairy Judging. It`s actually much harder than it looks and without it, you guys wouldn`t have any milk, cheese, or ice cream.
  28. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    Look at dem titties!
  29. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    without it, you guys wouldn`t have any milk, cheese, or ice cream.

    Wrong! I have all of them made with soy.
  30. Profile photo of nikki_noo
    nikki_noo Female 18-29
    98 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    Its not actually about which ones biggest, its about the shape and how the udder sits and if the teats are aligned etc etc.. its not wrong, its how the breeders know who their best cows are, therefore getting the best offspring and best milk and all that guff.
  31. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    If there weren`t groups of folks who are totally into this...we would not have all of the beautiful cheeses that we do. What kind of world would this be without an after-party grilled-gruyer sandwich or pepper-jack quesadilla? Dismal, my friends, it would be dismal.
  32. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    Ummm Yummy fresh milked titties coming up!
  33. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    freddyferret, Wrong! You have soy juice artificially flavored to taste like milk, cheese and ice cream. Soy doesn`t have nipples, it`s juice and the soy industry isn`t fooling anyone with that crap.
  34. Profile photo of MurphyBed
    MurphyBed Female 18-29
    126 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    Someone, somewhere, is jerking off to this picture.
  35. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    I`m suddenly very thirsty for milk...and also have just become lactose intolerant
  36. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 12:00 am
    @MurphyBed

    I had so much I wanted to say about this pic until I saw your comment and I LMAOed. You are made of awesome.
  37. Profile photo of cjob005
    cjob005 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 2:39 am
    What`s the big,long, lumpy thing on the first one?
  38. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:09 am
    There is a lot to dairy cows.
  39. Profile photo of jacobsona29
    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    "Someone, somewhere, is jerking off to this picture." That`d be me, if I had a penis D:
  40. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    Redneck pet show
  41. Profile photo of HedlesChkn
    HedlesChkn Male 18-29
    113 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:58 am
    HOT.

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