Worst Contest Ever: Which One`s Biggest? [Pic]

Submitted by: Rested 5 years ago Funny

Ugh, just wrong on so many levels.
There are 41 comments:
Male 113
HOT.
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Male 3,076
Redneck pet show
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Female 233
"Someone, somewhere, is jerking off to this picture." That`d be me, if I had a penis D:
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Male 3,474
There is a lot to dairy cows.
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Female 32
What`s the big,long, lumpy thing on the first one?
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Male 1,505
@MurphyBed

I had so much I wanted to say about this pic until I saw your comment and I LMAOed. You are made of awesome.
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Male 474
I`m suddenly very thirsty for milk...and also have just become lactose intolerant
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Female 126
Someone, somewhere, is jerking off to this picture.
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Male 759
freddyferret, Wrong! You have soy juice artificially flavored to taste like milk, cheese and ice cream. Soy doesn`t have nipples, it`s juice and the soy industry isn`t fooling anyone with that crap.
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Male 2,402
Ummm Yummy fresh milked titties coming up!
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Female 1,236
If there weren`t groups of folks who are totally into this...we would not have all of the beautiful cheeses that we do. What kind of world would this be without an after-party grilled-gruyer sandwich or pepper-jack quesadilla? Dismal, my friends, it would be dismal.
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Female 98
Its not actually about which ones biggest, its about the shape and how the udder sits and if the teats are aligned etc etc.. its not wrong, its how the breeders know who their best cows are, therefore getting the best offspring and best milk and all that guff.
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Male 11,740
[quote]without it, you guys wouldn`t have any milk, cheese, or ice cream.[/quote]

Wrong! I have all of them made with soy.
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Male 1,107
Look at dem titties!
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Female 527
I did this in high school in FFA. Dairy Judging. It`s actually much harder than it looks and without it, you guys wouldn`t have any milk, cheese, or ice cream.
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Male 2,893
Wrong on so many levels?
It`s a bunch of god damned f*cking cows for christ`s sake.
Besides, i like milk.
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Male 2,384
o that must be all thoes "protein supplements" i give the cows
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Male 2,988
"Ugh, just wrong on so many levels."

Theres just too many to COWnt
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Male 537
How is it wrong on so many levels? Its 4H...
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Male 230
teats or gtfo
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Male 84
ugh, this is udderly disgusting
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Male 35
mmmmm teeeeets
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Female 95
I used to show Holsteins in high school :) it was really fun, and you made good money at the fairs. I would love to judge a human udder contest ;)
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Male 15,510
Still better than childs pageant
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Male 11
Livestock judging is an essential component of Agricultural production. I see nothing wrong with this.
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Male 880
You try to judge one udder competition with no pants on and then they wont let you judge again.
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Male 6,694
And here I sit with a box of cereal. . .
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Male 2,332
handimanner: +1 for using the term `city slickers`
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Male 2,690
Steroids milk? lol
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Male 5,194
(fap fap fap)
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Male 648
Hey! Stop treating them like they`re pieces of meat!
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Male 2,096
A milk company`s wet dream. Larger udders determine producers. Where do you city slickers think it comes from, plastic jugs?
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Male 588
Wait, is this a contest of boys gasping over which cows boobs are the biggest?
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Female 1,148
Udder failure.
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Male 2,748
lol, mmm, look at all them teats.
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Male 25,416
Mmmmm milk!
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Female 9,403
I saw this at the state fair last year, no big deal.
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Male 102
This is udderly ridiculous.
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Male 543
sweet titties!!
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Male 17,512
This goes on at state fairs across the nation, Nice udders there by the way.
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Male 570
Link: Worst Contest Ever: Which One`s Biggest? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ugh, just wrong on so many levels.
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