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Date: 03/14/11 10:34 AM

50 Responses to Why You So Racist, Mom? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 10:34 am
    Link: Why You So Racist, Mom? - Not a hardcore racist, but just enough of one to raise an eyebrow.
  2. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Why the dots?
  3. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 10:46 am
    LOL, it`s racist cause......wait, why is this racist again?
  4. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 10:49 am
    Seems fine to me. Someone has been raised in a ridiculous strict PC environment.
  5. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Racist? No. Sense of a humor? Yes.
  6. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 10:53 am
    lol
  7. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 10:58 am
    being black id leave this message too...who the drat wouldnt be scared of someone like that?
  8. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 10:58 am
    I`m going to guess that Steve probably works for the family regularly and the machete thing is a good-natured joke they`re all involved with... including Steve.

    Why try to make more of it than that?
  9. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:05 am
    What`s racist about that?
  10. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:13 am
    I`d be glad to get that warning. If you take out the word "black" it`s suddenly just fine. They`re just describing him, it`s like saying "if you see a short guy with a machete..."
  11. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    784 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:14 am
    I think a man of any color, any creed, and any discipline, would be scared s***less of a black man with a machete--absent mom`s timely warning.
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:17 am
    i think i might still be a little nervous if i was anyone with a machete. damn slasher films.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:21 am
    What`s racist about this?
  14. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:33 am
    What`s racist about that?

    Why did she have to say black? Why not just a man with a machete? What are the odds that there would be anyone else around with a machete? It just seems a little unnecessary. She wouldn`t have to say black, tall, or anything else. Just a man with a machete. Enough said.

    Of course if a man with a machete came in my house I`d shoot him and destroy the note. Oops! (just kidding, don`t have a seizure)
  15. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:45 am
    Considering every slasher movie has had a white guy with a machete, "black guy with a machete" would be less unnerving than just "guy with a machete".
  16. Profile photo of akaharu
    akaharu Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:50 am
    I don`t find it racist either.. just funny.
  17. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:58 am
    im tired of me and my fellow machete owners being discriminated against!
  18. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:59 am
    freddyferret, black man with a machete is more specific than just a man with a machete. What if there`s a white man with a machete and she had just said "man with a machete"? The kid would think the person was totally fine before they got themselves killed!!
  19. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Describing a person is racist now?
  20. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    i had a note like this the other day aswel, being slightly racist saved my life. my mom told me not to worry if i saw a chinese person in the house with a machete, and wouldnt you know it, some japanese guy sneaked into my house! if mom hadent been so specific i would have thought the guy was ok and he could have killed me! but now i got him instead.

    ... unless my mom doesnt know the difference between chinese and japanese people.... oh...no.........
  21. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Oh shi-!
  22. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Dont hate machetes.
  23. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Oh that is hilarious.
  24. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    this is normal humor and shouldn`t be "offensive" to anyone
  25. Profile photo of Cindrum
    Cindrum Male 18-29
    77 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    if you see a Mexican with a "MACHETE" its time to panic lol.
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    I`m betting `canoeing` is a euphemism.
  27. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Hahahaha That is hilarious! Also, a man with a machete=SEXY!!!
  28. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    That wasn`t racist at all, If I seen anyone with a machete I would be scared and if I happen to live in an area where there isn`t a lot of black people it would worry me even more, or even it was a white scrubby looking guy that didn`t belong it would scare me too
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    wow
  30. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    Well... at least his name`s Steve, so he`s not THAT black.
  31. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    Not racist what if she said if you see a white man with a machete ? wouldn`t have the same effect huh?
  32. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    Knowing that Steve is black comes in handy if there`s some random guy in the yard without a machete.
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    thedvlsangel Female 18-29
    85 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    people that think this is racist are pretty drating stupid.
  34. Profile photo of ALX86663
    ALX86663 Male 30-39
    32 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    I`ll bet mom`s banging the black man too..
  35. Profile photo of ak2nc1
    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    860 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    all these comments are great lol
  36. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 1:46 am


    Oh don`t worry cuz I`m not...

    <steps away inconspicously>
  37. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 2:02 am
    Are we so lost and confused that this is racism now?
  38. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 2:41 am
    I don`t get how that`s racist :/
  39. Profile photo of scottthebum
    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 6:06 am
    i`m wondering `how many of us are assuming Dave, mom, and company are not black?`
  40. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 7:13 am
    @ScottTheBum ... when`s the last time you saw a black family canoeing?
  41. Profile photo of scottthebum
    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 7:28 am
    @rncotton
    um last summer. seriously. near bulls bridge up here in ny by the hudson.

    i honestly dont know how to take your comment...
  42. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 8:46 am
    A black man is just a man. Maybe I`m wrong though.. Maybe we should start being racist against people with brown eyes, too. I can be "some brown eyed guy with a machete".
  43. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 8:47 am
    Why did she feel the need to time stamp the note?
  44. Profile photo of NeonCowboy
    NeonCowboy Male 18-29
    9 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 10:08 am
    She specified because Steve is apparently a black guy and allowed to walk around the house carrying a machete, but if he sees, for instance, a random Asian man with a machete then there may be cause for concern. A white guy, on the other hand, with a machete is never ok and should always elicit fear.
  45. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 10:11 am
    ... wait...
  46. Profile photo of mosko
    mosko Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 11:58 am
    it may be a pointless detail to put that hes black but i dont see any racism in this.
  47. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    @ Fehz- if you are close enough to see his eyes then its too late... and to others so what if she pointed out hes black- its a description. Tee president is black - er um or half - half white?
    Black Irish- its all so confusing. Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony....
  48. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:36 am
    hahahah thats funny
  49. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 9:46 am
    If she wrote Majini I would have chuckled.
  50. Profile photo of mjhousd1
    mjhousd1 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    December 21, 2013 at 1:00 pm
    that is just funny lmfao

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