When Someone Yells At You From Their Car... [Pic]

Submitted by: Du 6 years ago in Funny

...don"t be angry, be creative!
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Male 25,416
brillant
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Male 2,506
drat bikers
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Male 876
Wave and act like you know them. Or do the old "hand cranking up the middle finger" routine.
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Male 6,693
Call me.
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Male 312
I`d just scream "I LOVE YOU"
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Male 77
If you can yell loud enough, and fast enough, and with enough conviction that I look in my rear view mirror at you, that it gets stuck in my head over the thundering double kicker and furious guitar playing of the death meatal playing in my car, I will pull over and give you a lift to your destination. Possibly even thank you for being THAT awesome. If not, get off my side of the bloody road.
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Female 3,696
Today, When I crossed the street over to my work, some old man had parked right in the middle of the crosswalk (ILLEGAL) which meant we had to cross in between the back of his trunk and the car behind him. So I tapped out that "do-do-do-do-do...do do!"(good luck figuring out what that song is) on his trunk. He had confused face. =D
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Male 2,688
This is why I keep a CD of Never Gonna Give You Up in my glove compartment... Someone in another car yells at me, I throw it in and shadow them BLASTING the song with my windows open... The whole city will figure out REAL FAST how much a douche the guy is.
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Male 2,552
Hey, this could be quite useful in other situations as well. o.O
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Male 373
haha, slow clap.
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Male 151
Yeah, no, Sirrix said what I wanted to say. Bikers are annoying (both kinds)
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Male 20
@idiotfilter

Thank goodness I`m not the only one.
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Male 1,744
@idiotfilter
No, you`re not the only one.
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Male 3,915
anyone else notice that the "Popular Today" box hasn`t changed in like..several weeks....anybody??

i seriously can`t be the only one....
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Male 77
yeah dem baiatches died
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Male 127
My brother-in-law taught me a great retort - blow them the gayest kiss ever. I have now seen some of the most confused looking drivers ever!
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Male 3,431
Those options suck, I prefer..
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Male 15,510
Good luck with that
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Male 1,598
I like the flashing one. Hot if it`s a girl. Funny if it`s a guy :)
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Male 2,056
i like the system
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Male 638
When somebody yells at you from their car you should....

Get the drat out of their way!!!
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Male 740
I just scream "I fkced your mom"
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Male 294
My friends and I unicycle around our town. We are so used to people yelling at us that we don`t even look anymore. We also ignore people taking pictures of us
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Female 178
I blow them a kiss. ^_^
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Male 734
I seriously want to ride my bicycle in traffic.
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Male 1,287
[quote] but how would you do the slow clap while somehow simultaneously keeping up with them on a bicycle? Or flashing them even?! Seems highly dangerous. [/quote]

The faster you`re going on a bicycle, the easier it is to keep your line (desired path of travel) without holding the bars. Of course, this also escalates the seriousness of a potential injury if something goes awry. One could always applaud after catching up to the motorist at the red light. That really pisses them off.
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Female 192
sing happy birthday really loud.
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Male 1,287
@robbstercraw & sirrix

@ssholes are @non-nice individuals whether they`re riding a bicycle, motorcycle, moped, walking, driving a car or truck, or hanging out on the Internet.

I don`t like bicyclists who don`t obey the traffic laws either. They`re a danger to themselves as well as others. They also provide ammunition to trolls who generalize the poor habits of some to many riders into ALL riders. The same goes for pedestrians, motorcyclists, and cagers.

I used to ride my bike to the office when I was there full-time. Unfortunately, I`m driving across hell and half-acre these days.
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Male 269
Try giving a peculiar hand gesture, I like showing 3 fingers side-ways
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Male 559
@irock
golf clap =/= slow clap
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Male 2,619
The golf clap AKA slow clap. Performed wherever shmuck-dom is aplenty
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Male 474
but how would you do the slow clap while somehow simultaneously keeping up with them on a bicycle? Or flashing them even?! Seems highly dangerous.
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Male 864
No matter what you yell out a car window, it sounds like f*ck you. "Have a fantastic day!" "Did that guy just say `f*ck you`? What a jerk."
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Male 180
Give the `slow clap`

genius..
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Male 46
I love being "creative" when people are rude. Makes me laugh when they look all confused, like.. wtf did he just say?
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Male 5,413
Kill `em with kindness
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Male 247
"A soft answer turns away wrath"

"Kindness to your enemy is like heaping hot coals on their head"

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Male 295
Quite a few times people have honked their horn at me in order to scare me and junk.
So annoying.
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Male 2,085
"Thats gay"

Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Male 5,194
>>When Someone Yells At You From Their Car...

...pull out Glock and bust a cap in they ass. USA! USA! USA!
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Male 49
Funny...."Ahole=Non-nice individual" the replacement swear words on this site crack me up....
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Male 49
Or you could say you are sorry for whatever non-nice individual thing you did to make them yell at you in the first place. Some people deserve to be yelled at for their stupidity, or negligent actions. The f`in hipster on the bike probably cut the driver off and almost caused an accident....
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Female 1,784
I find this*
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Female 1,784
sirrix you fail nobody likes you.
On another note
I find htis to be true when someone is being mean, I just smile at them and be extra nice. throws them right of. its great
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Male 1,222
Thats gay
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Male 210
@all: I`m not saying you have to drive, but you can walk, you can take the bus, you can take the train, any number of things which involve being significantly less of a drating douche bag on the road. Not a single cyclist I`ve ever seen in Boston obeys traffic signals which makes them dangerous, in addition to being more infuriating than cat people. I only wish bicycles were powered by gasoline so I could hope that they would catch on fire and kill you all.
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Male 1,587
sirrix- shut the hell up. Everyone who rides a bike isn`t a hipster. I am not a hipster in the least, and I ride my hardtail all over the place.

Reignblazer- I did the same thing.
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Male 409
<i>There`s one that wasn`t suggested: Get off your fag-ass bike and stop being a hipster douche.</1>

As a 40something who works for a fortune 100 software company I am hardly a `hipster douche`, I ride to work for exercise and avoid paying $4 a gallon in gas. If you want to go broke and die from a heart attack because you won`t get off your fat ass, that is your business.
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Female 2,525
@Reignblazer,
I LOLed. Hard.
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Female 2,026
ha! call me made me laugh so much
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Female 282
@sirrix: Implying there aren`t people who can`t afford to drive a car.
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Male 2,332
"There`s one that wasn`t suggested: Get off your fag-ass bike and stop being a hipster douche."

I am now imagining a redneck wearing a trucker hat, driving his banged up Chevrolet pick up, yelling at people to "git orf dat faggit ass baah-sickle!"
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Male 40,259
DeathToLems, they try to manipulate you with their anger.
They are angry and they want to make someone just as miserable
as they are. If you are completely unbothered by it, not
sarcastic or false, just super friendly, they are powerless and
tend to leave people alone they have no control over.

Seriously, it works. But you must learn patience grasshopper

Or make sure there are no security cameras around and bitch-slap them.
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Male 210
There`s one that wasn`t suggested: Get off your fag-ass bike and stop being a hipster douche.
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Male 794
i know when i was a kid my mom would have a bra in her glove compartment when she was driving, if somebody would honk or flip her off, she would just take out the bra and wave it at them.....the look on their faces was priceless......but they would stop honking or flippin her off, way to go mom.
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Male 953
Yell "Tell your mother/wife I said Hi" (like you know them) that really F`s with their head.
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Male 519
I`ve found that if someone has is pissed off for no reason, replying with something like "Have a good day sir" in a legitimate way, not sarcastically, makes them even angrier, which is very amusing to watch.
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Male 26
I like to give the thumbs up.
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Male 1,010
Always smile back - hell that`s rule nr. one. And, if someone gives you the finger... that`s the best one to get! You get to smile, tilt your head a little back - nodding, and waving back :-) Not only in traffic, but life in general!
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Female 1,435
Gerry. theres only so far someone can put up with someones sh*t though. if its a random person, yeah maybe. but if its someone you see everyday...i don`t think i could do it.
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Female 1,435
Blow them a kiss
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Female 751
This is cool! :)
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Male 304
i do that all the time
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Male 40,259

I have always lived by the phylosophy that people who are mean and
cranky should be treated with generous kindness and a smile

It really pisses them off!
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Male 2,669
Why is `Shoot them` not on the list?
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Male 4
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