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Date: 03/09/11 07:15 AM

67 Responses to When Someone Yells At You From Their Car… [Pic]

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    Du Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:25 am
    Link: When Someone Yells At You From Their Car... - ...don`t be angry, be creative!
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:30 am
    Why is `Shoot them` not on the list?
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:30 am

    I have always lived by the phylosophy that people who are mean and
    cranky should be treated with generous kindness and a smile

    It really pisses them off!
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    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:31 am
    i do that all the time
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:43 am
    This is cool! :)
  6. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:48 am
    Blow them a kiss
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:49 am
    Gerry. theres only so far someone can put up with someones sh*t though. if its a random person, yeah maybe. but if its someone you see everyday...i don`t think i could do it.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:50 am
    Always smile back - hell that`s rule nr. one. And, if someone gives you the finger... that`s the best one to get! You get to smile, tilt your head a little back - nodding, and waving back :-) Not only in traffic, but life in general!
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    popsac Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:54 am
    I like to give the thumbs up.
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    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:00 am
    I`ve found that if someone has is pissed off for no reason, replying with something like "Have a good day sir" in a legitimate way, not sarcastically, makes them even angrier, which is very amusing to watch.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:19 am
    Yell "Tell your mother/wife I said Hi" (like you know them) that really F`s with their head.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:23 am
    i know when i was a kid my mom would have a bra in her glove compartment when she was driving, if somebody would honk or flip her off, she would just take out the bra and wave it at them.....the look on their faces was priceless......but they would stop honking or flippin her off, way to go mom.
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    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:29 am
    There`s one that wasn`t suggested: Get off your fag-ass bike and stop being a hipster douche.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:30 am
    DeathToLems, they try to manipulate you with their anger.
    They are angry and they want to make someone just as miserable
    as they are. If you are completely unbothered by it, not
    sarcastic or false, just super friendly, they are powerless and
    tend to leave people alone they have no control over.

    Seriously, it works. But you must learn patience grasshopper

    Or make sure there are no security cameras around and bitch-slap them.
  15. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:56 am
    "There`s one that wasn`t suggested: Get off your fag-ass bike and stop being a hipster douche."

    I am now imagining a redneck wearing a trucker hat, driving his banged up Chevrolet pick up, yelling at people to "git orf dat faggit ass baah-sickle!"
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    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:57 am
    @sirrix: Implying there aren`t people who can`t afford to drive a car.
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:13 am
    ha! call me made me laugh so much
  18. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:15 am
    @Reignblazer,
    I LOLed. Hard.
  19. Profile photo of Wundt
    Wundt Male 40-49
    410 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:16 am
    <i>There`s one that wasn`t suggested: Get off your fag-ass bike and stop being a hipster douche.</1>

    As a 40something who works for a fortune 100 software company I am hardly a `hipster douche`, I ride to work for exercise and avoid paying $4 a gallon in gas. If you want to go broke and die from a heart attack because you won`t get off your fat ass, that is your business.
  20. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:18 am
    sirrix- shut the hell up. Everyone who rides a bike isn`t a hipster. I am not a hipster in the least, and I ride my hardtail all over the place.

    Reignblazer- I did the same thing.
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    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:20 am
    @all: I`m not saying you have to drive, but you can walk, you can take the bus, you can take the train, any number of things which involve being significantly less of a drating douche bag on the road. Not a single cyclist I`ve ever seen in Boston obeys traffic signals which makes them dangerous, in addition to being more infuriating than cat people. I only wish bicycles were powered by gasoline so I could hope that they would catch on fire and kill you all.
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:25 am
    Thats gay
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:27 am
    sirrix you fail nobody likes you.
    On another note
    I find htis to be true when someone is being mean, I just smile at them and be extra nice. throws them right of. its great
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    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:28 am
    I find this*
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    robbstercraw Male 30-39
    49 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Or you could say you are sorry for whatever non-nice individual thing you did to make them yell at you in the first place. Some people deserve to be yelled at for their stupidity, or negligent actions. The f`in hipster on the bike probably cut the driver off and almost caused an accident....
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    robbstercraw Male 30-39
    49 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:42 am
    Funny...."Ahole=Non-nice individual" the replacement swear words on this site crack me up....
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:00 am
    >>When Someone Yells At You From Their Car...

    ...pull out Glock and bust a cap in they ass. USA! USA! USA!
  28. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:05 am
    "Thats gay"

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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    ADRUNKHOBO Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:07 am
    Quite a few times people have honked their horn at me in order to scare me and junk.
    So annoying.
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:43 am
    "A soft answer turns away wrath"

    "Kindness to your enemy is like heaping hot coals on their head"

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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Kill `em with kindness
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    jacksonc9999 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:40 am
    I love being "creative" when people are rude. Makes me laugh when they look all confused, like.. wtf did he just say?
  33. Profile photo of Viggsy
    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Give the `slow clap`

    genius..
  34. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    No matter what you yell out a car window, it sounds like f*ck you. "Have a fantastic day!" "Did that guy just say `f*ck you`? What a jerk."
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    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    but how would you do the slow clap while somehow simultaneously keeping up with them on a bicycle? Or flashing them even?! Seems highly dangerous.
  36. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    The golf clap AKA slow clap. Performed wherever shmuck-dom is aplenty
  37. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    @irock
    golf clap =/= slow clap
  38. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    Try giving a peculiar hand gesture, I like showing 3 fingers side-ways
  39. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    @robbstercraw & sirrix

    @ssholes are @non-nice individuals whether they`re riding a bicycle, motorcycle, moped, walking, driving a car or truck, or hanging out on the Internet.

    I don`t like bicyclists who don`t obey the traffic laws either. They`re a danger to themselves as well as others. They also provide ammunition to trolls who generalize the poor habits of some to many riders into ALL riders. The same goes for pedestrians, motorcyclists, and cagers.

    I used to ride my bike to the office when I was there full-time. Unfortunately, I`m driving across hell and half-acre these days.
  40. Profile photo of Padiddle
    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    sing happy birthday really loud.
  41. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    but how would you do the slow clap while somehow simultaneously keeping up with them on a bicycle? Or flashing them even?! Seems highly dangerous.

    The faster you`re going on a bicycle, the easier it is to keep your line (desired path of travel) without holding the bars. Of course, this also escalates the seriousness of a potential injury if something goes awry. One could always applaud after catching up to the motorist at the red light. That really pisses them off.
  42. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    I seriously want to ride my bicycle in traffic.
  43. Profile photo of wingz1206
    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    I blow them a kiss. ^_^
  44. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    My friends and I unicycle around our town. We are so used to people yelling at us that we don`t even look anymore. We also ignore people taking pictures of us
  45. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    I just scream "I fkced your mom"
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    When somebody yells at you from their car you should....

    Get the drat out of their way!!!
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    i like the system
  48. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    I like the flashing one. Hot if it`s a girl. Funny if it`s a guy :)
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Good luck with that
  50. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    Those options suck, I prefer..
  51. Profile photo of The-Brit
    The-Brit Male 50-59
    127 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    My brother-in-law taught me a great retort - blow them the gayest kiss ever. I have now seen some of the most confused looking drivers ever!
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    Cindrum Male 18-29
    77 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    yeah dem baiatches died
  53. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    anyone else notice that the "Popular Today" box hasn`t changed in like..several weeks....anybody??

    i seriously can`t be the only one....
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    @idiotfilter
    No, you`re not the only one.
  55. Profile photo of Whoabot
    Whoabot Male 18-29
    20 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    @idiotfilter

    Thank goodness I`m not the only one.
  56. Profile photo of bombaytech
    bombaytech Male 18-29
    151 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    Yeah, no, Sirrix said what I wanted to say. Bikers are annoying (both kinds)
  57. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    haha, slow clap.
  58. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    Hey, this could be quite useful in other situations as well. o.O
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:55 pm
    This is why I keep a CD of Never Gonna Give You Up in my glove compartment... Someone in another car yells at me, I throw it in and shadow them BLASTING the song with my windows open... The whole city will figure out REAL FAST how much a douche the guy is.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 1:58 am
    Today, When I crossed the street over to my work, some old man had parked right in the middle of the crosswalk (ILLEGAL) which meant we had to cross in between the back of his trunk and the car behind him. So I tapped out that "do-do-do-do-do...do do!"(good luck figuring out what that song is) on his trunk. He had confused face. =D
  61. Profile photo of numbereight
    numbereight Male 18-29
    77 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 2:00 am
    If you can yell loud enough, and fast enough, and with enough conviction that I look in my rear view mirror at you, that it gets stuck in my head over the thundering double kicker and furious guitar playing of the death meatal playing in my car, I will pull over and give you a lift to your destination. Possibly even thank you for being THAT awesome. If not, get off my side of the bloody road.
  62. Profile photo of fiora1802
    fiora1802 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 3:06 am
    if someone yells at you must try this!!!!!!
  63. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 5:59 am
    I`d just scream "I LOVE YOU"
  64. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Call me.
  65. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Wave and act like you know them. Or do the old "hand cranking up the middle finger" routine.
  66. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    drat bikers
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    brillant

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