What`s The Best Music To Calm A Baby? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Norwegian black-metal, of course--works every time.
There are 79 comments:
Female 109
*sigh* Overstimulation. First they space out, then they switch off. See how he looks away from everything? He`s switching off to cope. Instead, do this.
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Male 342
baby at 0:40 `graaaar!`
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Female 174
Awww what a cute baby! n.n
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Male 68
This doesn`t surprise me. My baby sister used to absolutely love it when I played System of a Down.
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Male 6,694
Its one of those new fangled moving pictures.
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Male 136
get that baby some corpse paint and fast!
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Male 723
For my oldest son (just turned 20) it was Ozzy Osbourne`s No Rest For The Wicked album.

8-) LJ
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Female 512
My first baby used to like the dulcet tones of Marilyn Manson & Prodigy...very loudly. She particularly liked singing along to "Smack My B**ch Up" when she got a bit older. It depends a bit on what they were listening to in utero. Number two had a thing for Rammstein. Number three likes Yo Gabba Gabba. I`m a bad mummy...
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Male 496
thats a poo face! without a doubt, definitely a poo face.
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Female 673
Anyone else notice the baby holding up his middle finger at the end?
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Female 39
Wonderful picture. As long as you don`t hit play.
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Female 97
My kids fell asleep to All American Rejects. lol
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Male 33
strangest picture i have ever witnessed 3D pictures are wicked
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Male 67
THOSE ARE THE EYES OF SATAN. (I`m never having kids... I could barely stand the first few seconds of crying.)

Good choice of music, though. \m|_
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Female 322
Pic huh?
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Male 1,256
I would guess that the reason this works is because the wall of noise created by death metal is similar to what fetuses conceive in the womb to be a loud whirring sound, similar to a vacuum cleaner. Most babies younger than 3 months can be put almost instantly to sleep if you make a loud "sshhh" sound in their ear. Try it if you have the means!!!
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Male 1,595
I think it was takin` a dump at :42 - :52
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Male 182
Any loud distracting noise calms baby`s.
Housewives have known about this for years.
Their weapon of choice? A vacuum.
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Male 230
awesome
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Female 999
Pic?
LLLIIIIEEESSSS!!!!!!!
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Male 559
assuming laughs have accents
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Male 25,416
Brilliant, complete with angry baby face
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Male 67
Norge ass...
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Male 487
This works with my son as well, it`s awesome.
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Female 1,593
"Even his cry sounds Norwegian"

There was a study and it found that babies cry with accents.
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Male 589
IMHO I would rather hear a baby crying than this
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Male 56
F*cking hipster parents...
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Male 237
the popular today finally works again=D
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Male 53
Must be one of those pics from Harry Potter
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Male 985
Even his cry sounds Norwegian
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Male 5
A "pic" doesn`t move. This is what is called a video.
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Male 812
Aww look at the little bugger, trying to put up horns with his little fist.
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Male 27
YES! I approve!
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Male 2,893
AWESOME PIC.
HOLY F*CKING HELL!!!
IT`S MOVING!!!
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Male 3,076
and that how the dady didn`t hugg us are born
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Female 1,435
he was just doing his version of death metal. then when he heard the song he was just chillin` listening to it. awesome baby is awesome.
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Male 506
1:10 onwards he is planning to destroy the world
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Female 126
This isn`t a pic, this is a vid. Douchecock.
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Female 4,359
awwww, he was going to fall asleep. epic metal baby!
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Female 737
First, very cute baby. The music works because its a lot of sounds that is constant- like white noise. We used to have to use a blow dryer or vacuum to get my son to sleep when he was a newborn. Found out a few months later the white noise from the radio worked just as well. It had to be loud. Its supposed to remind them of the sound of rushing blood in the mothers uterus.
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Female 226
EPIC this will be my child xD
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Female 570
NO PIC NO WANT
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Male 26
While yes, it`s common knowledge a baby is put to ease by loud noises. Doesn`t mean all parents are badass enough to let that noise be Satyricon. This made my day.
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Male 1,587
if you turn it up loud enough, you can`t hear them scream.
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Male 2,703
mikeyniv - .gif

pics have sound - the future is here
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Male 423
ENSLAVED! *Headbang*
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Male 498
yeah i know... we ROCK! =D
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Male 697
pics are moving - the future is here
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Female 515
Really...it`s because it`s louder that they baby crying...anyone who has kids figures that out at some point.
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Male 11,740
[Pic] generally doesn`t mean video. But I`m not surprised at anything around here anymore.
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Female 803
@JDplaysFF, no, it says "this is gonna f*cking ROCK" and then "I`m not sure why this is soothing, is there something wrong with me?"
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Female 2,525
@bacon_pie, all babies look like grumpy old men.
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Male 3,061
that baby looks like a grumpy little man
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Male 15,510
Lmao it remind me of the baby in the movie "shoot em` up"
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Male 38,497


Phuck yeah!
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Female 8,044
you can quiet a baby with a baseball bat too...just sayin`.
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Male 625
Sorry, the look on the kid`s face is clearly "Aw hell, the next 18 years are going to suck."
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Female 189
We Norwegians can do damn near anything. :)
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Male 1,598
What horrible parents, how dare they do something unconventional that works anyway. It would be better to just let the baby cry.[/sarcasm]
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Male 2,390
`F*cking moron. Some people should not
be allowed parenting.`

I don`t see anything wrong with this at all. You don`t know how many times Green Day helped put my girl to sleep when she was cranky and tired. As long as it`s not loud enough to damage ear drums is say go for it.
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Male 553
Holy poo if I ever have a kid he will be this metal \m/
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Male 1,011
kids got taste, i respect that.
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Female 159
"F*cking moron. Some people should not
be allowed parenting."

Correction: Some people should not be allowed to be parents.

You are one of these people.
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Male 10,339
This is more true than you know.

Here is what Metal does for my Daughter lol.
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Male 4,793
`F*cking moron. Some people should not
be allowed parenting.`

F*cking moron. Some people should not
be allowed posting.
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Female 2,525
"F*cking moron. Some people should not
be allowed parenting."

I wasn`t aware that a person`s taste in music is grounds for loss of custody.
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Male 1,341
Meh, my dad said I was best if I fell asleep to Metallica.. Still holds to true to this day, but it has to be loud enough to where I can feel the bass in my mattress, and my wife doesn`t really like that.
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Male 4,793
wait wait wait, i just thought of something, bare with me on this...

ePIC fail. right? see what i did there???
ok i`ll just go quietly sit in my corner -.-`
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Male 4,793
I DEMAND A PICTURE IN COMPENSATION FOR THIS FALSELY ADVERTISED PICTURE!
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Male 289
[pic] fail
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Male 19
In about 20 years, that baby is going to be in a picture on iab, under the misleading title "Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #20457"
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Male 773
This is how I plan to calm my children..except with buttloads of A7X and VolBeat :D
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Male 773
`F*cking moron. Some people should not
be allowed parenting.`

Why`s that?
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Male 87
Bla bla, fancy moving picture, bla.
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Male 773
[VID]

*fix`d
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Female 2,764
hahahahaha
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Male 594
F*cking moron. Some people should not
be allowed parenting.
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Male 6,737
This isn`t a [Pic} I`ve been lied to!
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Male 20,193
Link: What`s The Best Music To Calm A Baby? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Norwegian black-metal, of course--works every time.
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