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Date: 03/29/11 07:43 AM

79 Responses to What`s The Best Music To Calm A Baby? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:45 am
    Link: What`s The Best Music To Calm A Baby? - Norwegian black-metal, of course--works every time.
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:49 am
    This isn`t a [Pic} I`ve been lied to!
  3. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:50 am
    F*cking moron. Some people should not
    be allowed parenting.
  4. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:56 am
    hahahahaha
  5. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:57 am


    *fix`d
  6. Profile photo of JayElDoubleU
    JayElDoubleU Male 13-17
    87 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:58 am
    Bla bla, fancy moving picture, bla.
  7. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:59 am
    `F*cking moron. Some people should not
    be allowed parenting.`

    Why`s that?
  8. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:00 am
    This is how I plan to calm my children..except with buttloads of A7X and VolBeat :D
  9. Profile photo of MariusUt
    MariusUt Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:02 am
    In about 20 years, that baby is going to be in a picture on iab, under the misleading title "Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #20457"
  10. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:02 am
    fail
  11. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:07 am
    I DEMAND A PICTURE IN COMPENSATION FOR THIS FALSELY ADVERTISED PICTURE!
  12. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:13 am
    wait wait wait, i just thought of something, bare with me on this...

    ePIC fail. right? see what i did there???
    ok i`ll just go quietly sit in my corner -.-`
  13. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:18 am
    Meh, my dad said I was best if I fell asleep to Metallica.. Still holds to true to this day, but it has to be loud enough to where I can feel the bass in my mattress, and my wife doesn`t really like that.
  14. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:20 am
    "F*cking moron. Some people should not
    be allowed parenting."

    I wasn`t aware that a person`s taste in music is grounds for loss of custody.
  15. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:22 am
    `F*cking moron. Some people should not
    be allowed parenting.`

    F*cking moron. Some people should not
    be allowed posting.
  16. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:26 am
    This is more true than you know.

    Here is what Metal does for my Daughter lol.
  17. Profile photo of KingDragon
    KingDragon Female 18-29
    159 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:31 am
    "F*cking moron. Some people should not
    be allowed parenting."

    Correction: Some people should not be allowed to be parents.

    You are one of these people.
  18. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:32 am
    kids got taste, i respect that.
  19. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:36 am
    Holy poo if I ever have a kid he will be this metal \m/
  20. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2158 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:44 am
    `F*cking moron. Some people should not
    be allowed parenting.`

    I don`t see anything wrong with this at all. You don`t know how many times Green Day helped put my girl to sleep when she was cranky and tired. As long as it`s not loud enough to damage ear drums is say go for it.
  21. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:45 am
    What horrible parents, how dare they do something unconventional that works anyway. It would be better to just let the baby cry.
  22. Profile photo of ScaryMeadow
    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:52 am
    We Norwegians can do damn near anything. :)
  23. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Sorry, the look on the kid`s face is clearly "Aw hell, the next 18 years are going to suck."
  24. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:00 am
    you can quiet a baby with a baseball bat too...just sayin`.
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:01 am


    Phuck yeah!
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Lmao it remind me of the baby in the movie "shoot em` up"
  27. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:27 am
    that baby looks like a grumpy little man
  28. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:31 am
    @bacon_pie, all babies look like grumpy old men.
  29. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:33 am
    @JDplaysFF, no, it says "this is gonna f*cking ROCK" and then "I`m not sure why this is soothing, is there something wrong with me?"
  30. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:46 am
    generally doesn`t mean video. But I`m not surprised at anything around here anymore.
  31. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Really...it`s because it`s louder that they baby crying...anyone who has kids figures that out at some point.
  32. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:01 am
    pics are moving - the future is here
  33. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:20 am
    yeah i know... we ROCK! =D
  34. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:29 am
    ENSLAVED! *Headbang*
  35. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:30 am
    mikeyniv - .gif

    pics have sound - the future is here
  36. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:33 am
    if you turn it up loud enough, you can`t hear them scream.
  37. Profile photo of popsac
    popsac Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:51 am
    While yes, it`s common knowledge a baby is put to ease by loud noises. Doesn`t mean all parents are badass enough to let that noise be Satyricon. This made my day.
  38. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:00 am
    NO PIC NO WANT
  39. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:19 am
    EPIC this will be my child xD
  40. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    First, very cute baby. The music works because its a lot of sounds that is constant- like white noise. We used to have to use a blow dryer or vacuum to get my son to sleep when he was a newborn. Found out a few months later the white noise from the radio worked just as well. It had to be loud. Its supposed to remind them of the sound of rushing blood in the mothers uterus.
  41. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    awwww, he was going to fall asleep. epic metal baby!
  42. Profile photo of MurphyBed
    MurphyBed Female 18-29
    126 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    This isn`t a pic, this is a vid. Douchecock.
  43. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    1:10 onwards he is planning to destroy the world
  44. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    he was just doing his version of death metal. then when he heard the song he was just chillin` listening to it. awesome baby is awesome.
  45. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    and that how the dady didn`t hugg us are born
  46. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    AWESOME PIC.
    HOLY F*CKING HELL!!!
    IT`S MOVING!!!
  47. Profile photo of metalownsyou
    metalownsyou Male 18-29
    27 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    YES! I approve!
  48. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Aww look at the little bugger, trying to put up horns with his little fist.
  49. Profile photo of diablomiami
    diablomiami Male 40-49
    5 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    A "pic" doesn`t move. This is what is called a video.
  50. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Even his cry sounds Norwegian
  51. Profile photo of chewiegooey
    chewiegooey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Must be one of those pics from Harry Potter
  52. Profile photo of thehitcher
    thehitcher Male 18-29
    237 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    the popular today finally works again=D
  53. Profile photo of SiggyZtar
    SiggyZtar Male 18-29
    56 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    F*cking hipster parents...
  54. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    IMHO I would rather hear a baby crying than this
  55. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    "Even his cry sounds Norwegian"

    There was a study and it found that babies cry with accents.
  56. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    This works with my son as well, it`s awesome.
  57. Profile photo of Kimrn89
    Kimrn89 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    Norge ass...
  58. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    Brilliant, complete with angry baby face
  59. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    assuming laughs have accents
  60. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Pic?
    LLLIIIIEEESSSS!!!!!!!
  61. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    awesome
  62. Profile photo of KidGixxer
    KidGixxer Male 30-39
    182 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Any loud distracting noise calms baby`s.
    Housewives have known about this for years.
    Their weapon of choice? A vacuum.
  63. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    I think it was takin` a dump at :42 - :52
  64. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    I would guess that the reason this works is because the wall of noise created by death metal is similar to what fetuses conceive in the womb to be a loud whirring sound, similar to a vacuum cleaner. Most babies younger than 3 months can be put almost instantly to sleep if you make a loud "sshhh" sound in their ear. Try it if you have the means!!!
  65. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    Pic huh?
  66. Profile photo of Mad_Irish
    Mad_Irish Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    THOSE ARE THE EYES OF SATAN. (I`m never having kids... I could barely stand the first few seconds of crying.)

    Good choice of music, though. \m|_
  67. Profile photo of afrohorse13
    afrohorse13 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    strangest picture i have ever witnessed 3D pictures are wicked
  68. Profile photo of EvilCheeseXY
    EvilCheeseXY Female 18-29
    97 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    My kids fell asleep to All American Rejects. lol
  69. Profile photo of Eldrvarya
    Eldrvarya Female 13-17
    39 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    Wonderful picture. As long as you don`t hit play.
  70. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 3:48 am
    Anyone else notice the baby holding up his middle finger at the end?
  71. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 4:19 am
    thats a poo face! without a doubt, definitely a poo face.
  72. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 5:45 am
    My first baby used to like the dulcet tones of Marilyn Manson & Prodigy...very loudly. She particularly liked singing along to "Smack My B**ch Up" when she got a bit older. It depends a bit on what they were listening to in utero. Number two had a thing for Rammstein. Number three likes Yo Gabba Gabba. I`m a bad mummy...
  73. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 6:04 am
    For my oldest son (just turned 20) it was Ozzy Osbourne`s No Rest For The Wicked album.

    8-) LJ
  74. Profile photo of billzone
    billzone Male 18-29
    136 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 7:51 am
    get that baby some corpse paint and fast!
  75. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:46 am
    Its one of those new fangled moving pictures.
  76. Profile photo of Red_Fear
    Red_Fear Male 18-29
    68 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    This doesn`t surprise me. My baby sister used to absolutely love it when I played System of a Down.
  77. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Awww what a cute baby! n.n
  78. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    baby at 0:40 `graaaar!`
  79. Profile photo of cleanergirl
    cleanergirl Female 30-39
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    March 31, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    *sigh* Overstimulation. First they space out, then they switch off. See how he looks away from everything? He`s switching off to cope. Instead, do this.

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