What Happens If Gay Marriage Is Legalized? [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago in

A pie chart breaks it all down for us.
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Male 371
And the lemmings run...
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Female 374
That is very, very true.
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Male 41,157
[quote]Wow. Did you totally not get that I was mocking you?[/quote]
Actually, nope! In real-life I`ve had several conversations and the term "homosexualist" is apparently entirely unknown to the leftists... or they 100% misunderstand it`s meaning, eh?

Don`t name that novel? wtf dude! I didn`t read that kiddy-porn! It was like 15 years ago, lolz!

My brain resembles `swiss cheese`: sometimes the information sticks to the cheeze, sometimes is sails through the holes...
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Male 2,850
@5Cats

Funny how you don`t NAME that novel/novella.
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Male 2,850
@5Cats

Wow. Did you totally not get that I was mocking you?
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Male 712
Okay, keeping gay marriage illegal...what`s the worst that can happen?

1. The states lose out on revenue as they`re the ones that issue marriage licenses, not the church

2. The federal government loses out on revenue as well. Think of how many people will now have to file as Married and itemize?

3. I, as a heterosexual, am now being discriminated against. If you doubt me, homosexuals are being told that they don`t have to shell out tons of cash for a divorce, part with half their poo and face near-total damaging blows to their credit.

I say let them marry and share in the misery that is eventual divorce. Pay up like everyone else!
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Male 260
so true
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Male 41,157
[quote]There`s still a distinct lack of frog rain in Britain and gay marriage has been legal here for years.[/quote]
Jeez! You`re lucky @Angilion! I`ve been scraping fallen frogs off my sidewalk for years now! (lolz!)

Please do note: I don`t oppose `gay marriage`. I do rail at the nonsense attched to it by both sides!
That animals may or may not engage in `same gender sex-like acts` is not the point, that is MOOT! The question is: do animals exclusively engage in mutual same-gender sex dispite the availability of the other gender? Key words: MUTUAL and EXCLUSIVE. Those are the defining words for homosexuality. Otherwise it`s bi- hyper- auto- (I forget the rape-only term) something ELSE-sexual!
NEvermind the whole stupid "it`s genetic" arguement, yeesh!
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Male 41,157
@Musko42: A person who believes in and promotes Communism is called a... COMMUNIST!
A person who believes in Carl Marx (or Groucho for that matter) is called... a MARXIST!
Duh!
[quote]I do wonder how you`ve managed to equate...[/quote]
Um, it`s ON THE CHART perhaps? Wonder no longer!!! (item #4, you cluelees dolt)
[quote]Besides, what contitutes a "pro-homosexual" book?[/quote]
@jtrebowski: A novel (novella?) in which an 8 year old boy and a 12 year old boy engage in various sexual acts, with each other, in the schools bathroom over several months? In graphic detail, using flowery language to say how wonderful it is? In the grade 3 or 4 reading list, iirc... Does that count?

@deeplick is correct. Assigning `human emotions` to animals, then passing THAT off as `scientific proof` is dratting stupid. BUT it`s the only arguement the homosexualists have...
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Male 12,365
[quote]I would like proof gay marriage wont cause frog rain.[/quote]

There`s still a distinct lack of frog rain in Britain and gay marriage has been legal here for years. Although since we`re a windy island it`s possible that the frog rain has all been blown out to sea and not noticed. Dare you take the risk?
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Male 167
@pwecrow WOOOOSH
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Male 2,855
I would like proof gay marriage wont cause frog rain.
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Male 141
Homophobic people don`t like men to have sex with men or women to have sex with women.
Marriage greatly decreases the amount of sex you have.
This proves anti-gays are both ignorant and stupid.
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Male 6,693
I will still be married and going on about my daily life with my wonderful wife.
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Male 1,598
Also, gay people will stop bugging you about how they should be allowed to get married.

I have yet to hear a convincing anti-gay argument. It`s simple civil rights.
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Male 5,413
Yeah.... but America is like
`THEY TAKE AWAY OUR FREEEEEDERRRRM`
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Male 1,629
@5cats
well whether that is true or not. you are from canada so your argument is void
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Male 3,372
@5cats: Until you provide proof, you haven`t stated any "facts". You are spreading right-wing hysteria and lies. Besides, what contitutes a "pro-homosexual" book?
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Male 2,850
"the homosexualists"

Yeah, those damn homosexualists! They`re almost as bad as those awful communialismators, and those evil aitheismalisationagators!

I do wonder how you`ve managed to equate "letting adults who love eachother get married" to "teaching graphic sexual subjects to children", as they are not one and the same thing, and you can have one without the other.

@AsdaPrice

I`m pretty sure computers and the internet aren`t "natural" either. Whether something is "natural" or not isn`t the deciding factor of whether we should or should not do it. Just saying.
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Male 41,157
[quote]5cats....do you ever....like....think...before you post?[/quote]

Yes @idiotfilter, I do.
See there were several attempts since the 70`s to place `lifestyle choices` (ie: gay and deviant sex) into Winnipeg`s schools. Of course teaching `abstanence` was NOT allowed. They (the homosexualists) finally succeeded in the early 90s and begin introducing pro-homosexual books into the mandatory reading lists in Kindergarden, moving on to much more graphic reading later.

So you snide comment, is it supposed to be ironic? Or you just don`t like hearing facts.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I heard from somewhere about how when the Romans embraced promiscuity, homosexuality, along with anything generally being `kinky`, and brought it into their culture, it ultimately lead to the Empire falling.

Anyone explain how this makes any sense?[/quote]

It doesn`t, since those things were allowed in certain circumstances in Rome long before it started to fall, long before it was an empire, allowed while Rome was ascending from a tiny agrarian city-state to a massive empire.

There`s a much better case for the Roman empire falling because it embraced Christianity. That was certainly a factor.

I think the reason is much too complex to fit in ~950 characters, but there`s no indication that attitudes towards homosexual sex were a factor. If anything, homosexual sex became *less* accepted as Rome started going downhill because Christianity was gaining power and had a downer on it.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Seriously, what bollocks. How could you possibly know that the animal isn`t doing it for pleasure, but rather to humiliate?[/quote]

Dominate, not humiliate. If you can`t even address the claim they made, you`re in no position to criticise them for making it. Or were you deliberately using a different word and passing it off as theirs in order to undermine them by deceit because you couldn`t argue against what they`d actually written?

It is possible to study animals and get a good idea of their behaviour and motivations. Reading their minds is not required, despite your claims.

The claim you`re failing to reply to might or might not be true - I don`t know. I do know that your reply is bollocks.
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Male 496
All because god loves everyone equally, except for gays, as they don`t count as people, as it says errrrmmmmm wait it`s somewhere in this story book errrrmmmm nowait onesecond errrrrmmm can`t seem to find it anywhere, but i`m a priest and say it`s gods word so neerrr!
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Male 1,445
bram, they don`t even start teaching anatomy until about grade 6 here... and that`s with parental permission. At least in my daughter`s grade 6 class, there is no discussion of homosexuality.
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Male 4,290
[quote]@ DMoneys36 you do know that most so called "homosexual" acts between animals is not for pleasure but a sign of dominance of one animal over another right?[/quote]
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the first human to be able to read the mind of an animal!
Seriously, what bollocks. How could you possibly know that the animal isn`t doing it for pleasure, but rather to humiliate?
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Female 13
ARGH! This type of data cannot be expressed in a pie chart!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Male 577
"Um, schools ALREADY teach children:
How to have gay sex
It`s OK to have gay sex
It`s OK to experiment with weird sex
And it starts in KINDERGARDEN (I wish I were joking).

Otherwise, yes, this is 100% correct!"

It says you`re from Canada. Canadian schools are apparently VERY different than the schools here.
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Female 1,324
well and gay divource at one point or another, but you know that just goes along with marriage in general >>

I`m all up for gay marriage but it seems every time it`s voted in, it goes right back out the window...
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Female 6,381
Gays can get married in Canada. So far it hasn`t caused anything but gay marriages. I could keep watching for something else, but don`t hold your breath.
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Male 210
There are children dying every day from starvation...and YOU`RE worried about my non-breeding status? Wow, I think you need to seriously rethink what you`re saying...or DIAF. Either or. If I`m going to give a child happiness and love, that`s ALL that matters.
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Female 33
"hey..get married all you want..i just don`t think you should be allowed to have/raise kids...and yes all you post haters..the same thing should apply for heterosexual couples also..if you cannot procreate..there was a reason from fate/destiny/god/dna/or whatever other excuse for life you believe in"


But what if it was `destiny` for them to adopt a kid?
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Male 234
@ DMoneys36 you do know that most so called "homosexual" acts between animals is not for pleasure but a sign of dominance of one animal over another right? Using that example is just plain ole retarded. Animals by nature rape others of their own species to show dominance, they don`t think "Oh boy another boy dog, I am gay so I must hump him!" Please stop using this as your proof that being gay is natural, I have nothing against gay people but that is just straight out retarded.
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Male 734
Gays should have gotten the right to marry a long time ago.
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Male 128
Yes, you are 100% right...
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Male 17
No your wrong. Legalization of all the queers marrying will result in THE TERRORIST WINNING!!!...Damn you hippie liberals
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Female 1,604
love it
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Male 221
@ AsdaPrice
Did you know there are more than 200 species of wild and domesticated animals that have been homosexual at one point? Homosexuality is fairly natural.
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Male 1,341
Dshepard, you`re saying that the Roman Empire owes its downfall to homosexuality and promiscuity? You should delve a little deeper into the history books, my friend.
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Female 322
Ha sweet
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Female 265
@AsdaPrice Know what`s also not natural? Condoms, birth control, lube, sex toys, and pretty much 99% of everything you own.
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Male 79
@Heureux

I dont agree with ignored for the record but...

maybe it is dangerous for women but its the natural way of life

being gay isnt natural really... the loving and caring part yes but not the physical side of things..

my point is I disagree with your statement for the above reason!
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Male 737
hahahahaha... igored must be the oldest middle-schooler in history
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Male 737
kingpong wins the comment of the day award.
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Male 40
@Cherrybawls try going to the site listed on the "coloring book" these books are made for bachelor and bachelorette parties. Last time I checked kindergardeners and preschoolers do not attend these parties. Check the facts before you post
BigBook
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Male 167
@ idiotfilter, 5Cats is right, see here
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Male 1,595
I heard from somewhere about how when the Romans embraced promiscuity, homosexuality, along with anything generally being `kinky`, and brought it into their culture, it ultimately lead to the Empire falling.

Anyone explain how this makes any sense?
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Male 84
Me thinks that someone may be a lil gay. Im sorry if my anal bleeding joke comment made u wet your boy-shorts.

forgot esophagus fractures up 77% and hormone therapy cost on insurance up 420%

Now laugh fudge ers
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Male 3,915
5cats....do you ever....like....think...before you post?
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Male 25,416
meh
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Male 41,157
Um, schools ALREADY teach children:
How to have gay sex
It`s OK to have gay sex
It`s OK to experiment with weird sex
And it starts in KINDERGARDEN (I wish I were joking).

Otherwise, yes, this is 100% correct!
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Male 559
lol`d hard at basketkase
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Male 243
ironically, in San Francisco`s gay-days there is butt sex in the street
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Male 626
As long as there is no butsex going on in the street, why does anyone care if they get married?
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Male 4,793
"hey..get married all you want..i just don`t think you should be allowed to have/raise kids...and yes all you post haters..the same thing should apply for heterosexual couples also..if you cannot procreate..there was a reason from fate/destiny/god/dna/or whatever other excuse for life you believe in"

Yeahh... humans don`t really give a fu*k about fate/destiny/god. We do whatever the fu*k we want.
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Male 1,182
terrorists probably made this
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Male 1,378
Massachusetts doesn`t give a fuc k
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Male 1,610
Thanks cynic04. Metallicrox, where f*** have YOU been. Well welcome the wonderful word butthurt. Hope it serves you as well as its served me.
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Female 407
i LOVE this.
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Male 2,893
Nope, the terrorists don`t win because Muslims hate gay people too.
See?
We have something in common.
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Male 153
heureux...you`re a douche
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Male 3,076
HAHAHA XD
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Male 1,623
Haha that was exactly my answer before opening the page.
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Male 1,054
Igored

"Forgot anal bleeding up 320% "

You are doing it wrong.

By the way, for most of human history, the leading cause of death for women

has been pregnancy, childbirth and lifelong health problems caused by pregnancy and childbirth.

heterosexuality can be damned dangerous for women.
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Male 244
Run for the hills! Them thar "Gays" is tryin` to turn us all into gay, communist, baby killer zombies! If we let them adopt, the babies`ll turn out gay, their dogs will be gay, shiyyit the whole world`ll turn gay.
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Male 1,054
pompousass7

"hey..get married all you want..i just don`t think you should be allowed to have/raise kids..."

I`m sure there is at least one person in your life, but probably thousands, who thinks you shouldn`t be allowed to speak, participate in public, be in the internet, breathe, etc.

So go make them happy.
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Male 1,021
wait? Are we talking about two guys being gay, or the good kind of gay (two girls)?
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Male 324
Brassbull...that is the first time I`ve ever heard that word "butthurt". It is awesome, and so is the comment. On the other hand, I must mention that I am all for gay marriage, as long as the lesbians are hot.
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Male 86
Brassbull, your comment wins.
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Male 868
Hey it was okay for the Flintstones- they had a gay old time! I say let gays marry so they can be as unhappy as us heterosexuals- and pay alimony etc etc!
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Male 639
"They were trolls. Obviously trolls. Even Bilbo, in spite of his sheltered life, could see that: from... their language, which was not drawing-room fashion at all, at all."

Sorry about that, I`ve been rereading the Hobbit and stumbled across this little jewel. Thought it would be appropriate for the comments on this one.
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Male 128
Good point, mr pie chart
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Male 259
@ imnakd
almost exactly what i was saying. no one should be able to adopt..you had them take care of them...you had them and can`t take care of them, then you should be sterilized and then we can give them to imnakd. you need a licence to drive but not have kids..ridiculous..i will wait for your next point which i already know what it will be based on and then respond to that bleeding heart plea
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Male 1,610
[quote]hey..get married all you want..i just don`t think you should be allowed to have/raise kids...and yes all you post haters..the same thing should apply for heterosexual couples also..if you cannot procreate..there was a reason from fate/destiny/god/dna/or whatever other excuse for life you believe in[/quote]

We`re not gonna deny kids the opportunity to grow up with loving parents instead of in an orphanage just because you`re butthurt about it.
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Male 2,440
startech, blow me. pompousass7 reeks of troll.
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Male 1,287
I`m pretty sure a penis can be inserted into an anus regardless of sexual orientation. Personally, public school covered proper condom use for any type of insertion (as well as caveats) 20 years ago. Same applies to dental dams for anilingus and cunnilingus.

Why must there be "special" instructions for gay people?
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Male 833
@pompousass7

just because you and your partner are physically incapable of creating a child doesnt mean you are incapable of caring for and raising a child. there are plenty of heterosexual couples that for medical reasons are unable to conceive, does that mean they shouldnt be able to adopt either?
what about heterosexual couples where one of them is abusive?

just because you can doesnt mean you should, and just because you cant doesnt mean you shouldnt.
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Female 27
ya know, christianity didn`t invent marriage!!!! OMG SHOCKING I KNOW :O , religions all around the world have marriage, and not all of them are strictly straight
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Male 259
@ pooptart or poopshoot or hoop ripper

truth hurt? or just your a$$
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Male 598
umm pompsous, you think because you arent able to physically poop out a baby, you shouldnt be allowed to adopt? what kind of logic is that? so if you have 8 kids and want to adopt its okay because your womb has proven itself? way to think the matter through
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Male 235
@Pooptart19: The fact that you don`t agree with a posting doesn`t make it trolling, assh0le.
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Male 3,289
Personally,I prefer the old ways.Church officials bent whatever bible verse to justify whatever they wanted to do.And if you disagreed,or if you had something you wanted,or stood in their way somehow they tortured you to confess to things they knew to be untrue.Yessir,the good `ol days when your differing opinion meant that you were a blasphemer and worked for the devil.
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Male 1,341
Yes this chart is pretty accurate, except it neglects to mention how locusts, frogs etc will start having gay sex with eachother which would then be taught in schools and give the terrorists a laughable advantage over us, thus leading to a third world war....

I don`t know I type blindly sometimes.
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Male 2,440
[quote]hey..get married all you want..i just don`t think you should be allowed to have/raise kids...and yes all you post haters..the same thing should apply for heterosexual couples also..if you cannot procreate..there was a reason from fate/destiny/god/dna/or whatever other excuse for life you believe in[/quote]
Why hello there, asshøle. Do your trolling elsewhere.
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Male 612
that chart is only speculation, not proven fact.
imo i`d rather just not risk it.
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Male 11,739
pompousass7 wins the contest for most accurate screen name, anywhere, ever.
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Male 645
It will DESTROY this country... oh wait, the banks and corporations beat them too it
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Male 259
hey..get married all you want..i just don`t think you should be allowed to have/raise kids...and yes all you post haters..the same thing should apply for heterosexual couples also..if you cannot procreate..there was a reason from fate/destiny/god/dna/or whatever other excuse for life you believe in
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Male 101
I don`t any of those statistics really matter, actually. We should just be allowed to get married, and there isn`t a good reason why we shouldn`t.

"We" is a blanket term I use to describe myself, a bisexual male, and anyone gay, lesbian, transgender, or whatever type of person who can`t get married currently.
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Male 417
@ADRUNKHOBO Then you better watch your ass! ;)
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Male 1,929
ADRUNKHOBO: Gay terrorists can never lose.
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Male 1,587
amgelmassb- I don`t know if that is a fair comparison. how about the number of gay marriages vs the number of gays dating against straight marriage vs dating. I would honestly be curious to know that. Is there a higher ratio one way or the other?
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Male 1,587
halfpint- yeah, I was thinking the same thing. They teach straight people how to properly (well, kinda) and safely have sex, it would be wrong not to teach how gay people can have sex safely.
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Male 2,737
Thats so gay.
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Male 15,510
I would like to compare the straight marriage Vs. Divorce rates with the gay marriage Vs. Divorce
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Male 295
What if they`re GAY terrorists?! ;)
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Male 84
Forgot anal bleeding up 320%
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Female 2,769
Well, the lime green thing will happen...

What? I didn`t say it was a bad thing, I`m just saying it will happen
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Female 596
Link: What Happens If Gay Marriage Is Legalized? [Pic] [Rate Link] - A pie chart breaks it all down for us.
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