Vintage Steampunk Gothic Leather Pack [Pic]

Submitted by: SmilinSam 5 years ago Funny

OK, this whole steampunk craze has officially gone too far.
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Female 1,141
HAHAHAHA!!! Fanny packs!!!lolol..
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Male 5,413
Whoa!
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Female 1,048
Fanny packs were dorky the first time round & any attempt to make them retro cool should be stopped immediately!
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Female 1,264
Wow, I had tons of those in the 90`s.
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Female 136
i loled
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Male 1,054
wrong kind of steam

http://store.steampowered.com/
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Male 54
How is this steampunk again?
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Male 25,416
its marketing plain and simple
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Male 474
Ugh, I can`t stand the goofy little flame wars that start from posts like these. Obviously the seller added the phrases `radical, vintage, gothic, steampunk, indie` to garner more searches and potential interests in what amounts to nothing more than a fanny pack
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Female 1,894
hahaha go to regretsy they have a bunch of those posts.
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Male 554
Steam Punk? More like Geek Bag.
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Male 12,365
[quote]all I know about steampunk is what regretsy posts.[/quote]

Bottom line of steampunk is this question:

"What if the computer age started ~100 years earlier?"

It`s an alternative history idea, exploring how things might be in modern times if the computer age started ~1840.

It was probably prompted by Sir Charles Babbage`s invention of a computer in 1837 - the analytical engine I`ve just referred to.

It was never built, partly because he kept changing it to make it more efficient, partly because he didn`t have enough money, partly because hardly anyone in those days understood the concept of a general purpose programmable computer and partly because it was so complex - it requires a vast number of mechanical parts and would be bigger than a steam locomotive.
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Male 12,365
I just found out today that there`s a project starting up to build an analytical engine. A bona fide one, built from Babbage`s number 28 plans (they`re in the British Museum).

Now *that`s* steampunk.

The main problem is that it`s estimated the project will take 10 years and cost £650,000. The organiser is setting up a charity to accept donations towards the cost.

Homepage for the plan
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Female 152
Steampunk I like. But this is just a fanny pack. I call shenanigans.
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Female 1,652
all I know about steampunk is what regretsy posts. Add clocks and gears and owls and cthulus.
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Female 536
bum bag
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Male 359
Hey mithraela, how are the shrooms?
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Male 47
dude... hard core...its a fanny pack
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Female 177
steampunk is definately lame...but that`s just my opinion. lol.
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Male 757
@mithraela-- umm, what?
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Female 535
I say foreigners because I am currently sitting in New York. I am fully aware that this is an international website, just for the knowledge of pretentious uptight non-nice individuals who might want to remind me of this. Go to hell and maybe grow up there.
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Female 535
I get sick of foreigners making an issue out of our use of the term fanny for ass. Grow up, vaginas are awesome. The fact that our term for ass is the same as yours for pussy means you get to hear of pussies twice as much. Why is that so harsh. Stop complaining and bathe in the essence of "Fanny".
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Female 535
You think steampunk is lame? Just type this into google and click on google images. Kato`s Steampunk. Steampunk is the cool thing it is because of artists with vision. It is more than "Just Adding Gears." On the other hand, I think a "real" steampunk fanny pack would be a huge improvement on the original design and I would wear one. Just that. Why wear clothes when you have a steampunk fanny pack to jam your useless schit into?
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Male 1,548
@msieg007
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Male 15,510
How on earth it can be Steampunk if it doesnt have not one single gear!


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Male 82
Fanny pack... The most atrocious word americans ever came up with.
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Male 3,915
this is more...making fun of Hipsters than steam punk...but you know....whatever....
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Male 2,034
Volsunga doesn`t get satire. Which is funnier than the original post.
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Male 155
Was hoping this to be one of those hot steampunk chic posts. Oh well
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Male 156
I bet it smells like a combination of cheetos and butt stank.
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Male 792
I was hip before hip was mainstream.
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Female 535
hmm I would think 1990`s tourist moms, but hey that`s just me
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Male 734
Some hipster is probably going to go bonkers over that fanny pack.
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Male 3,894
For everyone saying "hey wait a second bro, THAT`S not steampunk!"

That`s the joke. The poster was using a bunch of buzzwords to get hipster douchebags to buy it.
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Male 3,894
"steampunk craze"? With who?

I like steampunk when I see it around--but I don`t see it around that often at all.
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Female 1,356
...radical!
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Male 1,197
indeed, fanny is a term for vagina
a term you could say to your mother if your are talking about mean persons/vaginas
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Female 836
Goth? perhaps.... Steam Punk???? where???? don`t see any Steam Punk goin` on around here.
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Male 1,523
That does not look steampunk!
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Female 122
Regretsy posts now, eh? Try Regretsy`s Not Remotely Steampunk for more ridiculous crap.
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Male 1,587
So we`re making jokes about American slang? That is random. There are idioms in every language that vary by region. Should we go back to middle school and make jokes about "fags"?
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Female 7,833
Look- please- you americans- can you PLEASE stop using the term fanny for an arse. Over here a fanny is a front bottom not a back bottom and my keyboard can only take so much coffee.
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Male 183
fanny pack? butt sac.
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Male 37,888

As I understand it, from my british relatives, "fanny"
is a slang word for a caslopis. So guys wearing
"Fanny Packs" are actually wearing "Pussy Bags".

This always gets a laugh out`a my cousins.

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Male 1,548
msieg007, slut_etta, BoredFrank, and gorgack2000 don`t get the joke, which makes it that much funnier.
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Female 2,509
it`s a fanny pac
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Male 794
this will go great with my goth platform shoes, i cant believe people never thought of these awesome things before, like the 80`s or somtheing
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Male 1,929
lol fanny pack.
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Male 1,596
marketing to a large demographic there
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Male 4,680
RIP steampunk.
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Male 183
Seeing the American name for these always makes me cringe.
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Male 2,670
Neither steam nor punk.
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Female 4,086
what makes this steampunk?
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Female 837
Oh damn. I so need one of these to complete all of my goth ensembles.
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Male 37,888

I have one. They were so cool in the day.
I still wear it on occation when I need to carry stuff.

This is not funny.
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Male 2,034
Not steampunk. There aren`t enough usless valves and rivets and it`s not some shade of brown.
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Female 3,598
Link: Vintage Steampunk Gothic Leather Pack [Pic] [Rate Link] - OK, this whole steampunk craze has officially gone too far.
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