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Date: 03/05/11 10:00 AM

45 Responses to Turn Your Cell Phone Off At The Concert [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    Link: Turn Your Cell Phone Off At The Concert - This is the best kind of punishment--you have been warned.
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    woohooitsme Female 13-17
    98 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:06 am
    Meh
  3. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:10 am
    O_O

    owow lolol
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    Shufdog Male 30-39
    137 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:11 am
    Pager? Do people still use those things?
  5. Profile photo of ladymanson
    ladymanson Female 18-29
    76 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:12 am
    WTF is a Basson?
  6. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3237 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Haha, make them blow that fagott!
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    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:17 am
    I`d be all, make me, mother drater
  8. Profile photo of TannerW
    TannerW Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:17 am
    Could be sexy.

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    iluvsporks Female 13-17
    51 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:19 am
    SO AWESOME!
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32805 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:22 am
    Have the Bassoon inserted in your WAZOO!
    That would also work...
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    psychosax Male 18-29
    121 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:22 am
    This is amazing in every way.

    @ladymanson perhaps you`ve heard of a website named Google?
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:28 am
    If I knew how to play the bassoon I`d bring every electrical device possible and set them off at the same time.
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    K70jO Male 30-39
    5 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:36 am
    How knows, that may be funny!
    I may try to play it! :)
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:58 am
    Nice dramatic pause before PLAY THE BASSOON haha. And I like how they came up with the bassoon anyway, nice semi-obscure instrument, like the oboe or the french horn that some random person is going to have no idea how to play :D
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    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Atrayu4u- Your post made me smile because in school, I played the oboe, and my husband played the french horn.
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    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 11:24 am
    At duckboy78 I learn that word in german just yesterday and I thought I`d never use or see it ever again . I was wrong however lol. Thanks you Fagott!!!
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 11:29 am
    bassoon makes a great sound.
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    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 11:39 am
    As long as I get a fresh reed I`d be ok with that...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    I would make it go off for that reason alone. The last time I went to a concert, I had 5 old a$$holes come by to tell me I couldn`t have it on during the concert. I told the first one I was getting ready to turn it off, to which the bitch replied "Then why are you still using it?" I was ready to throw her off of the balcony. The last one came by 15 minutes BEFORE the concert, then they announced it to everyone as a reminder. Some people really should get their heads out of their asses.
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    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    U.S. Supreme Court has just ruled that cellphone rings are protected under 1st Amendments freedom of speech clause.
  21. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Does everyone have to listen to this person playing the bassoon?
  22. Profile photo of Theist17
    Theist17 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    How much you want to bet some smartass bassoonist has a buddy call him in the middle of the concert just so he gets to play?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    Could be entertaining. Mario Bassoon, anyone?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    ha ha ha, wow, classical people have a sense on humour
  25. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    So... Who will be the buffoon on bassoon tonight?
  26. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    Theist17. I was thinking the exact same thing. I`d love that.
  27. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    FINE! I`ll turn it off....
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    should post faerie`s aire and death waltz as what will be required once on stage
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    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    AMAZING!
  30. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    *turns on cellphone*
  31. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    LOL @ DuckBoy. You win, sir.
  32. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    That`d be hilarious if the person who got caught was better than the current person who is playing. Upstage `em.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    I was forced to play the bassoon for years. And let me tell you, being forced to play the bassoon publicly is not a punishment to be handed out lightly. Such a punishment shouldn`t be handed out frivolously, it should be reserved for the worst and most heinous criminals in human history. Hitler, Stalin and Bin Laden probably deserve the bassoon. On the scale of punishments that the human race can deal out for atrocitious acts of evil, being made to play the bassoon should come several notches beyond death by lethal injection.

    p.s. IAB factoid - the original italian name for the bassoon was "faggoto". I`m not even making that up.
  34. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 1:17 am
    I`m sorry, but it`s Oboe or nothing.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 2:05 am
    i`d set an alarm just for that reason
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 3:48 am
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    metalownsyou Male 18-29
    27 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:41 am
    As a bassoonist, this is a pretty great punishment :-D
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 6:14 am
    @davymid
    IAB factoid follow-up
    In Norway it`s still called a Fagott =D
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 8:10 am
    Ok, you win, I`ll turn my phone off.
  • Profile photo of Cindrum
    Cindrum Male 18-29
    77 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 8:55 am
    LOL @ Challenge Accepted
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    jman2 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 11:10 am
    ... Is that a gun?
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    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 11:44 am
    no comment
  • Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Been there Done that
  • Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    No.. No. Nooooooooooooooo!!!
  • Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:52 am
    I would SO get a friend to call me.
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