Turn Your Cell Phone Off At The Concert [Pic]

Submitted by: rammo34 5 years ago Funny

This is the best kind of punishment--you have been warned.
There are 45 comments:
Male 312
I would SO get a friend to call me.
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Male 3,631
No.. No. Nooooooooooooooo!!!
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Male 15,510
Been there Done that
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Male 439
no comment
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Male 4
... Is that a gun?
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Male 77
LOL @ Challenge Accepted
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Male 734
Ok, you win, I`ll turn my phone off.
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Male 707
@davymid
IAB factoid follow-up
In Norway it`s still called a Fagott =D
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Male 27
As a bassoonist, this is a pretty great punishment :-D
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Male 3,076
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Male 1,744
i`d set an alarm just for that reason
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Male 705
I`m sorry, but it`s Oboe or nothing.
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Male 12,138
I was forced to play the bassoon for years. And let me tell you, being forced to play the bassoon publicly is not a punishment to be handed out lightly. Such a punishment shouldn`t be handed out frivolously, it should be reserved for the worst and most heinous criminals in human history. Hitler, Stalin and Bin Laden probably deserve the bassoon. On the scale of punishments that the human race can deal out for atrocitious acts of evil, being made to play the bassoon should come several notches beyond death by lethal injection.

p.s. IAB factoid - the original italian name for the bassoon was "faggoto". I`m not even making that up.
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Male 2,748
That`d be hilarious if the person who got caught was better than the current person who is playing. Upstage `em.
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Male 181
LOL @ DuckBoy. You win, sir.
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Female 150
*turns on cellphone*
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Male 1,051
AMAZING!
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Male 769
should post faerie`s aire and death waltz as what will be required once on stage
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Male 2,988
FINE! I`ll turn it off....
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Male 931
Theist17. I was thinking the exact same thing. I`d love that.
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Male 928
So... Who will be the buffoon on bassoon tonight?
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha, wow, classical people have a sense on humour
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Male 45
How much you want to bet some smartass bassoonist has a buddy call him in the middle of the concert just so he gets to play?
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Male 588
Does everyone have to listen to this person playing the bassoon?
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Male 222
U.S. Supreme Court has just ruled that cellphone rings are protected under 1st Amendments freedom of speech clause.
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Male 11,740
I would make it go off for that reason alone. The last time I went to a concert, I had 5 old a$$holes come by to tell me I couldn`t have it on during the concert. I told the first one I was getting ready to turn it off, to which the bitch replied "Then why are you still using it?" I was ready to throw her off of the balcony. The last one came by 15 minutes BEFORE the concert, then they announced it to everyone as a reminder. Some people really should get their heads out of their asses.
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Male 169
As long as I get a fresh reed I`d be ok with that...
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Male 1,364
bassoon makes a great sound.
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Female 182
At duckboy78 I learn that word in german just yesterday and I thought I`d never use or see it ever again . I was wrong however lol. Thanks you Fagott!!!
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Female 204
Atrayu4u- Your post made me smile because in school, I played the oboe, and my husband played the french horn.
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Female 1,478
Nice dramatic pause before PLAY THE BASSOON haha. And I like how they came up with the bassoon anyway, nice semi-obscure instrument, like the oboe or the french horn that some random person is going to have no idea how to play :D
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Male 5
How knows, that may be funny!
I may try to play it! :)
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Male 2,050
If I knew how to play the bassoon I`d bring every electrical device possible and set them off at the same time.
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Male 121
This is amazing in every way.

@ladymanson perhaps you`ve heard of a website named Google?
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Male 36,543
Have the Bassoon inserted in your WAZOO!
That would also work...
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Female 51
SO AWESOME!
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Male 156
Could be sexy.

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Male 270
I`d be all, make me, mother drater
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Male 3,430
Haha, make them blow that fagott!
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Female 76
WTF is a Basson?
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Male 137
Pager? Do people still use those things?
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Female 4,225
O_O

owow lolol
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Female 98
Meh
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Male 1,107
Link: Turn Your Cell Phone Off At The Concert [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is the best kind of punishment--you have been warned.
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