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Date: 03/22/11 09:07 AM

105 Responses to Touched By The Hand Of… Jesus?

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:10 am
    Link: Touched By The Hand Of... Jesus? - There are no words for this. The girl`s kinda cute though.
  2. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:15 am
    FINISH IT LORD!
  3. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:16 am
    wtf? and btw this is NOT a pic
  4. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:16 am
    EPIC! The Emeril of faith healing.
  5. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:17 am
  6. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:18 am
    i`d be too intimidated to sleep with her after this...i can`t compete with jesus.... =/
  7. Profile photo of thebigsmoke
    thebigsmoke Male 30-39
    26 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:20 am
    That`s ... wow.
  8. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:21 am
    how is this a pivture?
  9. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:23 am
    pic or video?
  10. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:24 am
  11. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:24 am
    that was... awkward...
  12. Profile photo of whosliam
    whosliam Male 18-29
    39 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:26 am
    BAM
  13. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:26 am
    O_o
    It looks like she`s having a weird orgasm.

    Also, for those who say it`s not a pic.
    This be just one of them thar fancy movin` pictures.
  14. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:28 am
    R-O-F-L! Honestly feel like she`s just being silly lol
  15. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Umm...this is not a .
  16. Profile photo of hammerdrop
    hammerdrop Male 13-17
    199 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Nice
  17. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Next time I`m having sex I`m going to yell "finish it, lord! bam bam bam bam bam bam!"
  18. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    881 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:33 am
    Wow, I wish Jesus gave me intense orgasms... He stopped making late night calls after I got VD.
  19. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:33 am
    ROCK ME SEXY JESUS!
  20. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:37 am
    He`s got a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It would blow her soul clean off.
  21. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:39 am
    He banged her ?! The obscenities I endure.
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:39 am

    So, let me get this straight,
    I`m nuts because I don`t believe in magic,
    but these people are smart?


  23. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:41 am
    There are some seriously effed up people in this world, and here`s proof.

    On another subject, is that Emeril`s son? Bam? Really?
  24. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:44 am
    i love this fancy new motion
  25. Profile photo of yoda141
    yoda141 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:44 am
    The power of suggestion.
  26. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:04 am
    I need this power now.
  27. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:12 am
    Wow that is Hilarious! It did look like stuff you are only supposed to do when you are married
  28. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:13 am
    he he. pretty awesome God, eh?
  29. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:17 am
    damn, and that was just using his hand.
  30. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:23 am
    Now, if he can only point that hand at himself and grow a brain
  31. Profile photo of stendec
    stendec Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:23 am
    Whow, America - you even have gigolo Jesus!!!
  32. Profile photo of sgibson12
    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:23 am
    This guy needs to be introduced to Matthew 7:15-20. He`s just a false teacher doing this whole thing for show and for money. The girl is lulled in by the power of suggestion, as someone else noted.

    "Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves."
  33. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:29 am
    wha(haha)t?
  34. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:29 am
    BAM BAM BAM! MULTIPLE ORGASMS!
  35. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    407 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:40 am
    Bam, bam, bam, bam-poop crazy!
  36. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:41 am
    *cough* I thought we were here to make fun of this sort of thing.

    Let`s get back on track.
  37. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Yup, Jesus know how to give his woman a orgasm
  38. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Damn, Jesus! Get some!
  39. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:46 am

    Why you guys hatin` on the preacher?

    Maybe she is just an attention whore. Ever thought of that?
  40. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2055 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:48 am
    his machine gun is broke.

    I was waiting for him to throw her across the stage, alas I was let down.
  41. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:52 am
    She really loves some Jesus.
  42. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:56 am
    maybe she`s wearing the magic Mormon under pants...
  43. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:03 am
    Freedom - under the judgement of God.
  44. Profile photo of Dm1
    Dm1 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:13 am
    reminds me of south park lol
  45. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:17 am
    What kind of denomination allows for heavily tattooed preachers? Guy looks like he should be in solitary confinement on death row. He`s living proof that people of God are really, really dumb.
  46. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:21 am

    Hey Preacher Man!

    The phrase "I`d hit it" is only a phrase!
  47. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:26 am
    Oh how the church ruins religion!
  48. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:35 am
    "I`ll have what she`s having"
  49. Profile photo of Django
    Django Male 30-39
    230 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:39 am
    This looks like a hypnotism. That would explain the laughter and the tattoos.
  50. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:45 am
    This makes me wanna convert. XD
  51. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:47 am
    ***facepalm***

    Yet another preacher making Christians look like morons. Thanks a lot, dude.
  52. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:55 am
    BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM.... and the dirt is gone!
  53. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:55 am
    @DarthJay
    Add the nitwits that are faking it all as well.
  54. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    Well, hello there! Let me show you another version of "being touched by Jesus", just follow me to the bed...
  55. Profile photo of Kimrn89
    Kimrn89 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    I disagree with comments that states this as the odd end of religion. If you believe in god, jesus, the holy goatse, or one of the previous, then this should not come as something weird or strange to you.
  56. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    Open your mouth, Jesus is coming.
  57. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    I`m not religious, but I pity those genuine religious people out there that are tarnished by this nonsense.
  58. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    Dont think I would want a padre who was all tatted up. Im just sayin. Bam bam bam !
  59. Profile photo of mle2009
    mle2009 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Hah, this video @ :15 reminded me of this video @ hulu.com/watch/114930/ saturday-night-live-surprise at 3:15 lol (remove the space)

    so FREAKIN excited!

    NOT SPAM
  60. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    If she let the hand of McGovern touch her she`d also shake like that.
  61. Profile photo of bucksteeth
    bucksteeth Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    My mom took me to one of these type things when i was 7 or 8. I watched as people fell on the ground laughing hysterically, or crying to the heavens. All I could think of is how do I get some of what they`re on?

    That was also when I started to realize that these may not be the best people to be associated with. They seemed like they might be a little insane.

    That was also the first
  62. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    *palm to face*
  63. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    Jesus is a generous guy, performing sexual favors and asking for nothing in return.
  64. Profile photo of Pata
    Pata Male 18-29
    27 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    i wonder were he is touching her...
  65. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:10 pm

  66. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    Damn, its so powerful even the Divx logo is freaking out.
  67. Profile photo of hellrazor236
    hellrazor236 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    *yawn*

    Retarded crap is retarded.
  68. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    Lul`d at the vid title
  69. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    WTF!? This is why televangelists and the like are considered to be freaking nuts.
  70. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    bullpoo
  71. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    um... wtf
  72. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    There`s so much Jesus in this video.
  73. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:02 pm

  74. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    good old religous nut jobs forcing their brain to think something is there when there is nothing.
  75. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    Wht the f?
  76. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    I know the feeling, Jesus touched me too.
    He was the gardner, and I was 10
  77. Profile photo of red_shades
    red_shades Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    SUHHHHWEET JAYZUS!
  78. Profile photo of argusradd
    argusradd Male 40-49
    30 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    "Finish it, Lord." Wow, religion can teach me something.
  79. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:42 pm

  80. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    Did he just "Bam!"-f*cked her?
  81. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    more like the ghost of Michael Jackson is touching her...or is her...not really sure
  82. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    I needed a new fetish. Thanks IAB
  83. Profile photo of Ovan-01
    Ovan-01 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    So, basically what I saw here was, A girl having an orgasm in church while emeril lagasse eggs it on. hm.
  84. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    Those people are morons if not actors. Lame, gay, stupid, retarded, Lame-tarded and gay-pid...Did I leave anything out...
  85. Profile photo of theorion
    theorion Male 40-49
    20 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    @HumboldtPie - can`t be Michael Jackson`s ghost... it`s a female and over the age of 16...
  86. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    aaaaaaaaaaaand this is why I`m atheist.
  87. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    912 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    someone`s wearing a butterfly...
  88. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:24 am
    DAMN JESUS!
  89. Profile photo of eddybebe90
    eddybebe90 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:29 am
    did she just get laid?
  90. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 1:11 am
    YugureKage - agreed
  91. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 1:36 am
    Retarded
  92. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 2:54 am
    Damnit!! On behalf of the sane Christian community, please just disregard televangelists. I know it`s confusing and easier to just lump us all together but they are not us!!
  93. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 7:57 am
    Finger-banged by Jesus. Good stuff.
  94. Profile photo of ryukenden888
    ryukenden888 Male 30-39
    33 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 8:11 am
    "uh..yeahhh.."

    bam! bam! bam!!
  95. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 9:04 am
    wow that guy has talent ....he walks down the street on a Saturday night yelling Bam Bam Bam and women fall down on the sidewalks writhing in ecstasy yelling OMFG!!!!!
  96. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 9:08 am
    wow that guy has talent ....he walks down the street on a Saturday night yelling Bam Bam Bam and women fall down on the sidewalks writhing ecstasy yelling OMFG!!!!!
  97. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 9:33 am
    agreed lionheat.
  98. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 9:35 am
    you know... wtf
  99. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 9:45 am
    So when she gives him money is it a tip or a donation?
  100. Profile photo of Yehia
    Yehia Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 11:21 am
    When she said "Yeaaa...." it sounded as if she just orgasmed.
  101. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    what an effing joke. Why do we continue to let liars have tv shows? lemmings
  102. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    I WANNA FEEL YOUR SALVATION ALL OVER MY FACE!
  103. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    @Yehia
    ...
    did you even watch the whole clip?
    You understand that JESUS JUST ATE HER PUSSY
    ...
    jesus christ america is retarded...
  104. Profile photo of sandpirate
    sandpirate Male 18-29
    18 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    oh god make my kingdom come!
  105. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    So remind me of this

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