Touched By The Hand Of... Jesus?

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago Weird

There are no words for this. The girl"s kinda cute though.
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Male 286
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Male 18
oh god make my kingdom come!
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Male 161
@Yehia
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did you even watch the whole clip?
You understand that JESUS JUST ATE HER PUSSY
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jesus christ america is retarded...
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Male 1,107
I WANNA FEEL YOUR SALVATION ALL OVER MY FACE!
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Male 809
what an effing joke. Why do we continue to let liars have tv shows? lemmings
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Male 67
When she said "Yeaaa...." it sounded as if she just orgasmed.
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Female 734
So when she gives him money is it a tip or a donation?
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Female 5,222
you know... wtf
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Male 3,061
agreed lionheat.
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Male 1,016
wow that guy has talent ....he walks down the street on a Saturday night yelling Bam Bam Bam and women fall down on the sidewalks writhing ecstasy yelling OMFG!!!!!
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Male 1,016
wow that guy has talent ....he walks down the street on a Saturday night yelling Bam Bam Bam and women fall down on the sidewalks writhing in ecstasy yelling OMFG!!!!!
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Male 33
"uh..yeahhh.."

bam! bam! bam!!
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Female 2,674
Finger-banged by Jesus. Good stuff.
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Male 521
Damnit!! On behalf of the sane Christian community, please just disregard televangelists. I know it`s confusing and easier to just lump us all together but they are not us!!
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Male 330
Retarded
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Male 1,265
YugureKage - agreed
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Male 11
did she just get laid?
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Male 3,076
DAMN JESUS!
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Male 916
someone`s wearing a butterfly...
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Female 1,205
aaaaaaaaaaaand this is why I`m atheist.
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Male 20
@HumboldtPie - can`t be Michael Jackson`s ghost... it`s a female and over the age of 16...
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Male 377
Those people are morons if not actors. Lame, gay, stupid, retarded, Lame-tarded and gay-pid...Did I leave anything out...
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Male 42
So, basically what I saw here was, A girl having an orgasm in church while emeril lagasse eggs it on. hm.
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Male 589
I needed a new fetish. Thanks IAB
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Male 311
more like the ghost of Michael Jackson is touching her...or is her...not really sure
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Female 1,623
Did he just "Bam!"-f*cked her?
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Male 798

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Male 30
"Finish it, Lord." Wow, religion can teach me something.
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Female 47
SUHHHHWEET JAYZUS!
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Male 1,063
I know the feeling, Jesus touched me too.
He was the gardner, and I was 10
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Male 25,416
Wht the f?
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Male 2,988
good old religous nut jobs forcing their brain to think something is there when there is nothing.
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Female 3,598

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Male 3,894
There`s so much Jesus in this video.
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Male 1,598
um... wtf
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Female 145
bullpoo
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Male 897
WTF!? This is why televangelists and the like are considered to be freaking nuts.
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Male 542
Lul`d at the vid title
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Male 58
*yawn*

Retarded crap is retarded.
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Male 164
Damn, its so powerful even the Divx logo is freaking out.
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Male 658

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Male 27
i wonder were he is touching her...
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Male 911
Jesus is a generous guy, performing sexual favors and asking for nothing in return.
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Male 2,384
*palm to face*
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Male 134
My mom took me to one of these type things when i was 7 or 8. I watched as people fell on the ground laughing hysterically, or crying to the heavens. All I could think of is how do I get some of what they`re on?

That was also when I started to realize that these may not be the best people to be associated with. They seemed like they might be a little insane.

That was also the first
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Male 14,330
If she let the hand of McGovern touch her she`d also shake like that.
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Female 37
Hah, this video @ :15 reminded me of this video @ hulu.com/watch/114930/ saturday-night-live-surprise at 3:15 lol (remove the space)

so FREAKIN excited!

NOT SPAM
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Male 6,694
Dont think I would want a padre who was all tatted up. Im just sayin. Bam bam bam !
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Male 6,737
I`m not religious, but I pity those genuine religious people out there that are tarnished by this nonsense.
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Female 737
Open your mouth, Jesus is coming.
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Male 67
I disagree with comments that states this as the odd end of religion. If you believe in god, jesus, the holy goatse, or one of the previous, then this should not come as something weird or strange to you.
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Male 2,553
Well, hello there! Let me show you another version of "being touched by Jesus", just follow me to the bed...
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Male 2,402
@DarthJay
Add the nitwits that are faking it all as well.
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Male 1,557
BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM.... and the dirt is gone!
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Male 339
***facepalm***

Yet another preacher making Christians look like morons. Thanks a lot, dude.
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Female 198
This makes me wanna convert. XD
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Male 230
This looks like a hypnotism. That would explain the laughter and the tattoos.
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Male 1,021
"I`ll have what she`s having"
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Male 288
Oh how the church ruins religion!
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Male 37,888

Hey Preacher Man!

The phrase "I`d hit it" is only a phrase!
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Male 7,378
What kind of denomination allows for heavily tattooed preachers? Guy looks like he should be in solitary confinement on death row. He`s living proof that people of God are really, really dumb.
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Male 27
reminds me of south park lol
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Male 506
Freedom - under the judgement of God.
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Male 487
maybe she`s wearing the magic Mormon under pants...
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Male 1,204
She really loves some Jesus.
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Male 2,390
his machine gun is broke.

I was waiting for him to throw her across the stage, alas I was let down.
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Male 37,888

Why you guys hatin` on the preacher?

Maybe she is just an attention whore. Ever thought of that?
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Male 1,341
Damn, Jesus! Get some!
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Male 15,510
Yup, Jesus know how to give his woman a orgasm
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Male 10,440
*cough* I thought we were here to make fun of this sort of thing.

Let`s get back on track.
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Male 406
Bam, bam, bam, bam-poop crazy!
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Male 1,091
BAM BAM BAM! MULTIPLE ORGASMS!
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Female 1,435
wha(haha)t?
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Male 93
This guy needs to be introduced to Matthew 7:15-20. He`s just a false teacher doing this whole thing for show and for money. The girl is lulled in by the power of suggestion, as someone else noted.

"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves."
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Male 2,096
Now, if he can only point that hand at himself and grow a brain
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Male 96
Whow, America - you even have gigolo Jesus!!!
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Male 7,585
damn, and that was just using his hand.
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Male 1,587
he he. pretty awesome God, eh?
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Male 255
Wow that is Hilarious! It did look like stuff you are only supposed to do when you are married
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Male 349
I need this power now.
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Male 266
The power of suggestion.
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Male 541
i love this fancy new motion [PIC]
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Male 11,740
There are some seriously effed up people in this world, and here`s proof.

On another subject, is that Emeril`s son? Bam? Really?
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Male 37,888

So, let me get this straight,
I`m nuts because I don`t believe in magic,
but these people are smart?


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Male 1,526
He banged her ?! The obscenities I endure.
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Male 2,332
He`s got a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It would blow her soul clean off.
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Male 2,440
ROCK ME SEXY JESUS!
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Male 880
Wow, I wish Jesus gave me intense orgasms... He stopped making late night calls after I got VD.
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Female 2,525
Next time I`m having sex I`m going to yell "finish it, lord! bam bam bam bam bam bam!"
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Male 199
Nice [Pic]
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Male 2,850
Umm...this is not a [Pic].
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Male 2,690
R-O-F-L! Honestly feel like she`s just being silly lol
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Male 820
O_o
It looks like she`s having a weird orgasm.

Also, for those who say it`s not a pic.
This be just one of them thar fancy movin` pictures.
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Male 39
BAM
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Male 1,244
that was... awkward...
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Male 725
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Male 514
pic or video?
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Male 2,005
how is this a pivture?
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Male 26
That`s ... wow.
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Male 388
i`d be too intimidated to sleep with her after this...i can`t compete with jesus.... =/
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Male 193
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Male 10,339
EPIC! The Emeril of faith healing.
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Male 554
wtf? and btw this is NOT a pic
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Male 2,579
FINISH IT LORD!
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Male 19,861
Link: Touched By The Hand Of... Jesus? [Rate Link] - There are no words for this. The girl`s kinda cute though.
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