Top Gear`s Jeremy Clarkson CAN Like Small Cars

Submitted by: Nullsign 6 years ago in Entertainment

And the giant man fits. A nice, swift test drive through the shopping mall. Just another day for Clarkson.
There are 31 comments:
Male 2,861
One of my favorite top gear reviews this. Clarkson, like me, loves his Fords and was only too pleased to have some fun in promoting it.
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Male 3,915
lol...loved the humor in this...great stuff
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Male 721
they done this bit because some veiwers complained they didnt do proper road tests on the cars.
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Male 537
Did IAB attempt to find the oldest Top Gear clip?
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Male 660
"Is it green?..........yes.........VERY!" LOL!!
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Male 5,194
Note to self: No more than 120hp on marble.
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Male 82
hahahahahahahaha Wilsford Cum Lake at 1:28
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Male 307
I`m taking a disembodied zebra head replica in a hatchback to Cum Lake. BRB
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Male 423
Top gear = Awesome
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Male 10,440
I like top gear and all but I found that boring. Just an ordinary, modern car... somewhat fuel efficient. Whatever.
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Male 2,345
let`s see, vette usee NO HANDBRAKE and purposely laid on the power in turns...yea I don;t think there was anything real about that...
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Male 221
1:28... What is that lake called?
Yeah that`s right the sign reads
"WILSFORD CUM LAKE"

ew.
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Male 12,365
[quote]the fact it went up to the windshield in water and didn`t hydro-lock makes me call Bull-poo.[/quote]

Of course it was rigged. Nobody watches Top Gear for genuine car reviews. They watch it for a laugh with some cars.

Apparently 3 identical cars were used for the "review". The one in the deeper water shots was being towed. Easiest way to do it.
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Male 12,365
There are quite a few small cars he likes and this doesn`t really count as a small car in the UK. Compare it to, for example, the Fiat 500 Abarth SS (which JC likes a lot).
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Female 28
Best show on television. Possibly.
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Male 25,417
Davitosan, sorry that was lame
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Male 36
Best road test ever. Wish I knew if my car could storm the beach at Normandy
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Male 12
Who is Wilsford and why does he have a lake full of his cum?

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Male 487
the fact it went up to the windshield in water and didn`t hydro-lock makes me call Bull-poo. The air intake would have to be snorkeled to even begin thinking about doing that...
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Male 229
That is so awesome. I don`t even know what to say.
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Male 6,737
That was pretty awesome.

"Shoot the enemy in the middle of it`s face" :D
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Male 313
I actually saw the corvette chase filmed. It was in Festival Place in Basingstoke near my house
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Male 299
THAT is why i love topgear
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Male 931
I knew my car was awesome for soething ;)
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Male 757
lmao thats amazing, i want one!
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Male 670
just skip to 4:00
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Male 2,579
now thats a review
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Male 1,240
Old, and still very awesome.
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Female 7,997
I hate it when a corvette gets stuck in BHS, The queues are horrid.
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Male 677
This review was a response to an angry letter from a viewer, who complained about the lack of affordable, cheap cars on the show. Thats why its so tongue-in-cheek and sarcastic.
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Male 24
Link: Top Gear`s Jeremy Clarkson CAN Like Small Cars [Rate Link] - And the giant man fits. A nice, swift test drive through the shopping mall. Just another day for Clarkson.
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