This Shrimp Doesn`t Look So Fresh [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 6 years ago in Weird

BRB, I"m going to go vomit now.
There are 52 comments:
Female 1,236
Eww. It glistens.
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Female 56
fetus
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Female 39
Dude, that`s cow tongue...
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Female 226
Yuck that`s f*cking disgusting :o
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Male 221
@Corpsecrank

What about salmon?
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Male 221
@Corpsecrank

What about salmon?
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Female 2,064
....the shrimp is a lie?
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Female 1,356

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Male 210
Looks like that newborn alien from the movie Alien.
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Male 50
@Corpsecrank, I think shrimp is an off blue colour, perhaps best described as being grey/blue.
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Male 6,693
hunk of wild Shad roe,
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Male 4,242
@Corpsecrank
thanks i did know that
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Female 4,225
@splurbyburbl
thast actually made me lol

Also, U doubr that that is rock shrimp

shad roe? hmm
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Male 579
I feel sick...
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Male 3,076
@SilverThread XD
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Male 588
Thats a shrimp? Whats a shrimp?
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Female 79
@splurbyburbhl
lol
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Female 6,381
A hunk of geoduck, perhaps...?
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Male 187
@SilverThread

You sir have won 1 free interwebz. Congratulations.
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Male 2,690
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Male 2,796
Read with the Spongebob theme in mind?? WIN

"WHOOOOOO spreads out a viral digestive disease,
Shell off Rock Shrimp
contorted and sordid and horrid is he,
Shell off Rock Shrimp
If nausea and vomit is something you wish,
Shell off Rock Shrimp
Abandon yer diet and eat $#!+ like this...
Shell off Rock Shrimp
Shell off Rock Shrimp"
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Male 156
Seems there was a mix-up at the abortion clinic.
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Male 3,431
Are you ready kids!?

WHOOOOOO spreads out a viral digestive disease,
Shell off Rock Shrimp
contorted and sordid and horrid is he,
Shell off Rock Shrimp
If nausea and vomit is something you wish,
Shell off Rock Shrimp
Abandon yer diet and eat $#!+ like this...
Shell off Rock Shrimp
Shell off Rock Shrimp
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Male 1,313
Holy crap, Slither was telling the truth! Where are you when we need you Nathan Fillion!
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Male 136
@bacon pie

hmmm meat turd... sounds like i got a new song to write.....
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Male 3,060
looks like a meat turd
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Male 2,528
Corpsecrank! Are you serious that you`ve never seen uncooked shrimp for sell? You have to be freaking kidding me!
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Male 149
imma go ahead and agree with handys
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Male 928
Double post ftw! Nah it has a purpose:

Roe or hard roe is the fully ripe internal ovaries or egg masses of fish and certain marine animals, such as shrimp, scallop, crab and sea urchins. As a seafood, roe is used both as a cooked ingredient in many dishes and as a raw ingredient.

Caviar is a name for processed, salted roe consumed as a delicacy. The name "Caviar" is strictly referenced to non-fertilized sturgeon roe. Roe from other species are referred to as "Imitation Caviar", as defined by the United States Custom Service (US Customs & Border Protection, 2004)

The term soft roe or white roe denotes fish milt. Lobster roe is called `coral` because it turns bright red when cooked.

Another mystery solved.
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Male 928
I don`t think anything with red meat comes out of the ocean. I mean sure I could be wrong but I have never seen anything comes from water that was not clear to white in color when raw.

By the way has anyone ever actually seen shrimp before it is cooked? I have never seen shrimp sold before being cooked but I imagine it would be a semi clear meat like fish.
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Male 15,510
Aliens!
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Male 33
poo man im seeing goatse everywhere! Make it stop!
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Male 2,402
Looks like roe to me! ;P
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Male 29
@ trashidea
I agree
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Male 552
Thats a beef tongue, kids. I know this because I skin mine like that. Sup?
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Male 15
that looks like a liver =/
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Male 295
hey i make one of those every morning before going to class.
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Male 12,138
vv Yeah, jaykray called it. Story here.
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Male 1,920
lol, the language filter wont let you write F u k u shima correctly.
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Male 93
Apparently it`s shad roe, google images pictures of shad roe do look similar so I`m willing to believe it.
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Male 1,920
In related news: Japan bans food exports from near fudgeushima Daiichi nuclear power plant.
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Male 405
It... it looks like a foetus
D:
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Male 12,138
Hmm, I literally just clicked on this link when the doorbell rang. It was one of my neighbours, with a big box of shrimp for me. I had to do a double-take. Spooky.
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Male 155
thats a big dratin shrimp
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Male 1,610
must have been caught in Toluca Lake
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Male 5,314
is that a tongue?
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Male 6,737
wtf?
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Female 839
wtf is that
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Male 2,121
it`s probably supposed to look like that, but still, eww.
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Male 25,416
Its wild, you would have had to hunt it for days and nights on end, risking life and limbs, all for the sale of the nom noms
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Male 339
Oh dear God it looks like the chest bursters from Alien.
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Female 539
Link: This Shrimp Doesn`t Look So Fresh [Pic] [Rate Link] - BRB, I`m going to go vomit now.
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