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Date: 03/21/11 03:10 PM

52 Responses to This Shrimp Doesn`t Look So Fresh [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    Link: This Shrimp Doesn`t Look So Fresh - BRB, I`m going to go vomit now.
  2. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    Oh dear God it looks like the chest bursters from Alien.
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Its wild, you would have had to hunt it for days and nights on end, risking life and limbs, all for the sale of the nom noms
  4. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    it`s probably supposed to look like that, but still, eww.
  5. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    wtf is that
  6. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    wtf?
  7. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    is that a tongue?
  8. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    must have been caught in Toluca Lake
  9. Profile photo of Metum
    Metum Male 13-17
    155 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    thats a big dratin shrimp
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Hmm, I literally just clicked on this link when the doorbell rang. It was one of my neighbours, with a big box of shrimp for me. I had to do a double-take. Spooky.
  11. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    It... it looks like a foetus
    D:
  12. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    In related news: Japan bans food exports from near fudgeushima Daiichi nuclear power plant.
  13. Profile photo of jaykray
    jaykray Male 13-17
    93 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    Apparently it`s shad roe, google images pictures of shad roe do look similar so I`m willing to believe it.
  14. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    lol, the language filter wont let you write F u k u shima correctly.
  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    vv Yeah, jaykray called it. Story here.
  16. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    hey i make one of those every morning before going to class.
  17. Profile photo of trashidea
    trashidea Male 18-29
    15 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    that looks like a liver =/
  18. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    Thats a beef tongue, kids. I know this because I skin mine like that. Sup?
  19. Profile photo of TheGrinder
    TheGrinder Male 13-17
    29 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    @ trashidea
    I agree
  20. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    Looks like roe to me! ;P
  21. Profile photo of afrohorse13
    afrohorse13 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    poo man im seeing goatse everywhere! Make it stop!
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    Aliens!
  23. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    I don`t think anything with red meat comes out of the ocean. I mean sure I could be wrong but I have never seen anything comes from water that was not clear to white in color when raw.

    By the way has anyone ever actually seen shrimp before it is cooked? I have never seen shrimp sold before being cooked but I imagine it would be a semi clear meat like fish.
  24. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    Double post ftw! Nah it has a purpose:

    Roe or hard roe is the fully ripe internal ovaries or egg masses of fish and certain marine animals, such as shrimp, scallop, crab and sea urchins. As a seafood, roe is used both as a cooked ingredient in many dishes and as a raw ingredient.

    Caviar is a name for processed, salted roe consumed as a delicacy. The name "Caviar" is strictly referenced to non-fertilized sturgeon roe. Roe from other species are referred to as "Imitation Caviar", as defined by the United States Custom Service (US Customs & Border Protection, 2004)

    The term soft roe or white roe denotes fish milt. Lobster roe is called `coral` because it turns bright red when cooked.

    Another mystery solved.
  25. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    imma go ahead and agree with handys
  26. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    Corpsecrank! Are you serious that you`ve never seen uncooked shrimp for sell? You have to be freaking kidding me!
  27. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    looks like a meat turd
  28. Profile photo of billzone
    billzone Male 18-29
    136 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    @bacon pie

    hmmm meat turd... sounds like i got a new song to write.....
  29. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    Holy crap, Slither was telling the truth! Where are you when we need you Nathan Fillion!
  30. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    Are you ready kids!?

    WHOOOOOO spreads out a viral digestive disease,
    Shell off Rock Shrimp
    contorted and sordid and horrid is he,
    Shell off Rock Shrimp
    If nausea and vomit is something you wish,
    Shell off Rock Shrimp
    Abandon yer diet and eat $#!+ like this...
    Shell off Rock Shrimp
    Shell off Rock Shrimp
  31. Profile photo of TannerW
    TannerW Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    Seems there was a mix-up at the abortion clinic.
  32. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    Read with the Spongebob theme in mind?? WIN

    "WHOOOOOO spreads out a viral digestive disease,
    Shell off Rock Shrimp
    contorted and sordid and horrid is he,
    Shell off Rock Shrimp
    If nausea and vomit is something you wish,
    Shell off Rock Shrimp
    Abandon yer diet and eat $#!+ like this...
    Shell off Rock Shrimp
    Shell off Rock Shrimp"
  33. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    [email protected], nice xD
  34. Profile photo of avalon
    avalon Male 18-29
    187 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    @SilverThread

    You sir have won 1 free interwebz. Congratulations.
  35. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    A hunk of geoduck, perhaps...?
  36. Profile photo of hahahahahano
    hahahahahano Female 13-17
    79 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    @splurbyburbhl
    lol
  37. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:52 am
    Thats a shrimp? Whats a shrimp?
  38. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:41 am
    @SilverThread XD
  39. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:24 am
    I feel sick...
  40. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:57 am
    @splurbyburbl
    thast actually made me lol

    Also, U doubr that that is rock shrimp

    shad roe? hmm
  41. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:36 am
    @Corpsecrank
    thanks i did know that
  42. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:11 am
    hunk of wild Shad roe,
  43. Profile photo of TBWRB
    TBWRB Male 18-29
    50 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:55 am
    @Corpsecrank, I think shrimp is an off blue colour, perhaps best described as being grey/blue.
  44. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Looks like that newborn alien from the movie Alien.
  45. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:33 pm

  46. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    ....the shrimp is a lie?
  47. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    @Corpsecrank

    What about salmon?
  48. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    @Corpsecrank

    What about salmon?
  49. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    Yuck that`s f*cking disgusting :o
  50. Profile photo of WeinerD0g
    WeinerD0g Female 18-29
    39 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 5:08 am
    Dude, that`s cow tongue...
  51. Profile photo of queenofleon
    queenofleon Female 18-29
    56 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    fetus
  52. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    Eww. It glistens.

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