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Date: 03/31/11 09:07 AM

57 Responses to Things I Like About Coffee… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:07 am
    Link: Things I Like About Coffee... - And things I like about you...
  2. Profile photo of champbronc3
    champbronc3 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:18 am
    poo, can`t say I saw that one coming! lol surprising twist.
  3. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:19 am
    Nice twist.
  4. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:20 am
    When my husband has hid instant coffee in the morning, it smells all the way upstairs and I want to puke for like an hour. I can`t get him to use the good stuff (aka REAL coffee) because he is too lazy to make it... even with a Keurig
  5. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:20 am
    Yeah, but coffee can burn sometimes too.

  6. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:21 am
    el lame-o
  7. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:22 am
    an interesting shoop on the original.
  8. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Win...
  9. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:25 am
    I was not expecting that at all 0.o
  10. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:25 am
    ok then
  11. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Too funny...coffee also won`t take your house and your car.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:30 am

    BAILEYS - The best part of waking up . . .


  13. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Wow. Bad break up Im guessing.
  14. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:38 am
    coffee sucks anyway
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:48 am
    @ Gerry1of1
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:51 am
    @smigbaafm

    Careful, you`ll go to hell with talk like that, you will!
  17. Profile photo of taxicab2004
    taxicab2004 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:00 am
    funny.
  18. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:02 am
    @aquaman1227 I love you for posting that picture.
  19. Profile photo of Levon1
    Levon1 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:03 am
    hahaha this i badass :]
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:15 am
    What kind of psychopath doesnt likes coffee
  21. Profile photo of snorlax13
    snorlax13 Female 18-29
    131 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:22 am
    @Angelmassb

    I haaaatteee coffee. It makes my tummy hurt. :(

    Green Tea is where it`s at.
  22. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Haha... I know a girl who could use this note.
  23. Profile photo of CitrusCircus
    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Another good thing about coffee-if you try to do it, it also leaves a wet spot.
  24. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 11:49 am
    Haha... I was about to call repost and than I looked down. Touche :)Awesome.
  25. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 11:54 am
    I have a girl that should have received this note earlier this week
  26. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    hilarious
  27. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3292 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    The only thing I can agree on is that coffee smells good. And maybe the nervous part, what with the caffeine and all.

    Though once in a great while I`ll have... Four cups or so just because I`m at a restauran, need a caffeine fix, and want to get the most out of my dollar.
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    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    These things get old...
  29. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Actually coffee makes me very sleepy.
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    brilliant
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    IGORED Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    coffee makes me sleepy too. also makes me take giant anal abortion.

    f you ck you who re should be the new "sincerely"
  32. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    Hehe. I likes it.
  33. Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    I never even Liked you.
  34. Profile photo of MakiTaki
    MakiTaki Female 18-29
    39 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    Cofee avoids me turning into a zombie.
  35. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Things I like about WHORES.
    Whores is hot.
    Whores makes me excited.
    Whores is good enough to have everyday.
    Whores smell good.
    You get the rest, right?
  36. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    I don`t find this INSANELY funny... infact, I don`t really find it funny at all.
  37. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    Funny those are almost the exact same reasons people like crack
  38. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    This is supposed to be funny because it mimics another post on here, which did the same thing, except finished with saying that "Things I like about you" and "Things I like about coffee" are the same.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    @tommy

    buuuuuuh... I`m not a grammar nazi, and I see wgat you did there, but that was worse than nails down a chalkboard
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    Huey Male 30-39
    204 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    This made me laugh out loud rather loudly and boisterously.
  41. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    This guy hasn`t had bad coffee ever in his life? Lucky him.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    lol this was great...i love cynical humor...XD
  43. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    When you spill coffee in your lap while driving you crash and die.......
    I don`t know how that`s relative.
  44. Profile photo of BiGpHiL
    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    haha I did not see that coming
  45. Profile photo of chewiegooey
    chewiegooey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 5:09 pm

  46. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    That was random and unexpected. He believes coffee is his women and better, but I bet he wouldn`t put coffee inside his pants for some "fun" :-P
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    Predictable.

    I like it, though.
  48. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    @handys003

    OMG there are others *le gasp* I also get really sleepy when I drink coffee.
  49. Profile photo of Yap71
    Yap71 Male 30-39
    150 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    I was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to yelling REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST! ALERT THE GUARDS, but oooooooooooooooh what a twist.
  50. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    Coffee does NOT work. I am STILL tired. Tired/wired. Sleepy but can`t shut my eyes. What kind of crap is this?
  51. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 1, 2011 at 12:03 am
    Yay coffee! Imma trust my parents and not drink until I`m old enough to like the taste.
  52. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 1, 2011 at 1:07 am
    LOL
  53. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    April 1, 2011 at 2:40 am
    Repo - sitively lolarious.
  54. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    April 1, 2011 at 6:18 am
    I may or may not totally use this...
  55. Profile photo of thehitcher
    thehitcher Male 18-29
    237 posts
    April 1, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    @mr fribbles drink it at all ages youll thank me later
  56. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    April 2, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Me and my Girlfriend recently broke up, but we`re on good terms though and i was reeding this thinking, i should send this to her cause she loves coffee, then i saw the bottom and thought that it may not be a good idea lol.
  57. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    I hate coffee. TEA FOR ME!

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