Things I Like About Coffee... [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 6 years ago in Funny

And things I like about you...
There are 57 comments:
Male 304
I hate coffee. TEA FOR ME!
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Male 103
Me and my Girlfriend recently broke up, but we`re on good terms though and i was reeding this thinking, i should send this to her cause she loves coffee, then i saw the bottom and thought that it may not be a good idea lol.
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Male 237
@mr fribbles drink it at all ages youll thank me later
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Male 575
I may or may not totally use this...
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Female 934
Repo - sitively lolarious.
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Male 588
Yay coffee! Imma trust my parents and not drink until I`m old enough to like the taste.
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Male 2,591
Coffee does NOT work. I am STILL tired. Tired/wired. Sleepy but can`t shut my eyes. What kind of crap is this?
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Male 150
I was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to yelling REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST! ALERT THE GUARDS, but oooooooooooooooh what a twist.
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Female 1,264
@handys003

OMG there are others *le gasp* I also get really sleepy when I drink coffee.
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Female 1,264
Predictable.

I like it, though.
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Female 174
That was random and unexpected. He believes coffee is his women and better, but I bet he wouldn`t put coffee inside his pants for some "fun" :-P
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Male 53

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Male 261
haha I did not see that coming
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Male 2,893
When you spill coffee in your lap while driving you crash and die.......
I don`t know how that`s relative.
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Male 3,915
lol this was great...i love cynical humor...XD
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Male 1,587
This guy hasn`t had bad coffee ever in his life? Lucky him.
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Male 206
This made me laugh out loud rather loudly and boisterously.
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Female 1,324
@tommy

buuuuuuh... I`m not a grammar nazi, and I see wgat you did there, but that was worse than nails down a chalkboard
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Male 3,894
This is supposed to be funny because it mimics another post on here, which did the same thing, except finished with saying that "Things I like about you" and "Things I like about coffee" are the same.
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Male 546
Funny those are almost the exact same reasons people like crack
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Female 298
I don`t find this INSANELY funny... infact, I don`t really find it funny at all.
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Male 3,477
Things I like about WHORES.
Whores is hot.
Whores makes me excited.
Whores is good enough to have everyday.
Whores smell good.
You get the rest, right?
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Female 39
Cofee avoids me turning into a zombie.
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Male 292
I never even Liked you.
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Male 12,138
Hehe. I likes it.
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Male 84
coffee makes me sleepy too. also makes me take giant anal abortion.

f you ck you who re should be the new "sincerely"
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Male 25,416
brilliant
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Male 2,402
Actually coffee makes me very sleepy.
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Female 423
These things get old...
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Male 3,643
The only thing I can agree on is that coffee smells good. And maybe the nervous part, what with the caffeine and all.

Though once in a great while I`ll have... Four cups or so just because I`m at a restauran, need a caffeine fix, and want to get the most out of my dollar.
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Male 950
hilarious
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Male 311
I have a girl that should have received this note earlier this week
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Female 290
Haha... I was about to call repost and than I looked down. Touche :)Awesome.
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Female 182
Another good thing about coffee-if you try to do it, it also leaves a wet spot.
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Female 2,674
Haha... I know a girl who could use this note.
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Female 131
@Angelmassb

I haaaatteee coffee. It makes my tummy hurt. :(

Green Tea is where it`s at.
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Male 15,510
What kind of psychopath doesnt likes coffee
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Female 85
hahaha this i badass :]
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Male 216
@aquaman1227 I love you for posting that picture.
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Male 112
funny.
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Male 683
@smigbaafm

Careful, you`ll go to hell with talk like that, you will!
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Male 683
@ Gerry1of1
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Male 648
coffee sucks anyway
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Male 6,693
Wow. Bad break up Im guessing.
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Male 39,880

BAILEYS - The best part of waking up . . .


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Male 196
Too funny...coffee also won`t take your house and your car.
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Male 5,314
ok then
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Male 1,244
I was not expecting that at all 0.o
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Male 2,688
Win...
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Female 299
an interesting shoop on the original.
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Male 2,552
el lame-o
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Male 587
Yeah, but coffee can burn sometimes too.

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Female 2,761
When my husband has hid instant coffee in the morning, it smells all the way upstairs and I want to puke for like an hour. I can`t get him to use the good stuff (aka REAL coffee) because he is too lazy to make it... even with a Keurig
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Male 305
Nice twist.
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Male 118
poo, can`t say I saw that one coming! lol surprising twist.
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Male 970
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