The Weather Dong Makes Another Appearance [Pic]

Submitted by: uscbadfish 6 years ago in Funny

Looks like it"s gonna be another long, hard winter, America.
There are 45 comments:
Male 321
That`s why I like living on the west coast.
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Male 10,855
@duffytoller

How `bout some coldc0ck malt liquor?

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Male 10,855
Awww nuts and it`s ACTUALLY spraying white stuff all over America this time ewwwww.
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Male 371
Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile...
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Male 734
This was not worth being posted LAME!
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Male 3,076
XD
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Male 705
6-12 inches?
Hey, that`s my snow dong!
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Male 58
It`s a lot longer than 6-12 inches.
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Female 155
GAHHH! D:
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Male 164
maybe if said dong was ripped off of the body.
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Female 7
*face palm*
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Female 49
"The Weather Dong Makes Another Appearance [Pic]. Looks like it`s gonna be another long, hard winter, America"

Unless you live in Arizona, then there is no snow. Well, not in Lake Havasu City, anyhow. Hell spring just started here a couple days ago, and it was already so hot today I was sweating.
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Male 2,988
weather loves to make dongs
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Male 101
inches are the United States customary units of measurement. You see we are much better than all the world and universe so we need a system that is only ours and nobody else uses. 1 inch = 25.4mm.
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Female 9,558
"What does the inches stand for?"

The amount of snow. So anyway, does this mean then the east coast is the west coast`s bitch?
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Male 6
Haha, 6-12 inches xD
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Female 152
I`m not saying this isn`t funny, but I would like to point out that a penis is basically just a cylinder...and therefore enough things look like one that its kinda meaningless.
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Male 304
what dong? i dont see a dont...wtf you people only see d.i.c.k.s everywhere...

wtf is wrong with you?
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Male 3
@mr fribbles

its the girth
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Male 5,194
>>haha cold rooster

*sigh* IAB auto-censor wrecks another joke.
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Male 25,417
not so funny the second time
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Male 588
What does the inches stand for?
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Male 47
haha cold rooster
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Male 11,739
Thinking that looks like a peen is a bit of a stretch, no pun intended.
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Male 49
im in the 6-12 inch range... be jealous
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Female 171
it looks like the side view of a uterus lol
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Male 234
I find it funny how the thumbnail is FL. (Get it?)
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Male 5,194
LOL - Suck it, Massachusetts!
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Male 40,302
The "inches" chart makes this LOLZ! lolz!
Phew! It missed me, (I`m under the S in Sunday, eh?)
And: if you got ice hanging off your dick, you better go see a doctor!
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Male 4,793
"Looks nothing like a dick. Sorry. "

*checks pants*

Nope, there is some mild similarity. Especially that red itchy spot on the bottom, that part is spot on.
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Male 218
Looks nothing like a dick. Sorry.
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Female 1,798
paging Dr. Freud!
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Male 193
@Crucible
I have to agree, I shouldn`t have to use a bit of imagination to see a dick. Its close though.. but so are water bottles, pens, spoons and remote controls(to name a few).
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Male 1,256
Well, it doesnt look like a dick, but I did learn that I`ll be getting plenty of ice the next couple of days. poo.
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Male 183
sweet. now can we have the video and the gif too? it was so awesome last time.


/sarcasm
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Male 1,313
It looks like it was the USA`s first time, too.
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Female 1,435
looks like a smear of tooth paste
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Male 1,815
Ok, so pretty much anything that is longer than it is wide is a dick now.
Fantastic
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Female 72
Thank you, weather dong, for bringing me more ice.
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Male 437
Every climatologist knows that Earth has what is called a Johnsonian Climate System, or JCS for short. One of the first things a budding meteorologist learns about is phallic weather patterns.
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Male 496
It appears that the white stuff is coming.
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Male 977
so anything can be classed as a dong now?
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Male 3,842
You`re looking a bit too hard for a schlong. "Hard," get it? Still, funny how well the inches correspond with the size at different states of arousal.
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Male 25
lol nice.
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Male 267
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