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Date: 03/05/11 06:15 AM

45 Responses to The Weather Dong Makes Another Appearance [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of uscbadfish
    uscbadfish Male 18-29
    267 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    Link: The Weather Dong Makes Another Appearance - Looks like it`s gonna be another long, hard winter, America.
  2. Profile photo of FreeMark
    FreeMark Male 18-29
    25 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 7:42 am
    lol nice.
  3. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 7:43 am
    You`re looking a bit too hard for a schlong. "Hard," get it? Still, funny how well the inches correspond with the size at different states of arousal.
  4. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 7:57 am
    so anything can be classed as a dong now?
  5. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 7:58 am
    It appears that the white stuff is coming.
  6. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 8:08 am
    Every climatologist knows that Earth has what is called a Johnsonian Climate System, or JCS for short. One of the first things a budding meteorologist learns about is phallic weather patterns.
  7. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
    72 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 8:09 am
    Thank you, weather dong, for bringing me more ice.
  8. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 8:16 am
    Ok, so pretty much anything that is longer than it is wide is a dick now.
    Fantastic
  9. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 8:22 am
    looks like a smear of tooth paste
  10. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 8:35 am
    It looks like it was the USA`s first time, too.
  11. Profile photo of jimbro
    jimbro Male 40-49
    184 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 8:36 am
    sweet. now can we have the video and the gif too? it was so awesome last time.


    /sarcasm
  12. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:07 am
    Well, it doesnt look like a dick, but I did learn that I`ll be getting plenty of ice the next couple of days. poo.
  13. Profile photo of rynEnigma
    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:14 am
    @Crucible
    I have to agree, I shouldn`t have to use a bit of imagination to see a dick. Its close though.. but so are water bottles, pens, spoons and remote controls(to name a few).
  14. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:39 am
    paging Dr. Freud!
  15. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Looks nothing like a dick. Sorry.
  16. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:20 am
    "Looks nothing like a dick. Sorry. "

    *checks pants*

    Nope, there is some mild similarity. Especially that red itchy spot on the bottom, that part is spot on.
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:45 am
    The "inches" chart makes this LOLZ! lolz!
    Phew! It missed me, (I`m under the S in Sunday, eh?)
    And: if you got ice hanging off your dick, you better go see a doctor!
  18. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 11:29 am
    LOL - Suck it, Massachusetts!
  19. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 11:34 am
    I find it funny how the thumbnail is FL. (Get it?)
  20. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    it looks like the side view of a uterus lol
  21. Profile photo of thesmartkid
    thesmartkid Male 18-29
    49 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    im in the 6-12 inch range... be jealous
  22. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Thinking that looks like a peen is a bit of a stretch, no pun intended.
  23. Profile photo of Dbrown907
    Dbrown907 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    haha cold rooster
  24. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    What does the inches stand for?
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    not so funny the second time
  26. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    >>haha cold rooster

    *sigh* IAB auto-censor wrecks another joke.
  27. Profile photo of rcr018
    rcr018 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    @mr fribbles

    its the girth
  28. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    what dong? i dont see a dont...wtf you people only see d.i.c.k.s everywhere...

    wtf is wrong with you?
  29. Profile photo of Riftsong
    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    I`m not saying this isn`t funny, but I would like to point out that a penis is basically just a cylinder...and therefore enough things look like one that its kinda meaningless.
  30. Profile photo of Austin-T
    Austin-T Male 13-17
    6 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Haha, 6-12 inches xD
  31. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    "What does the inches stand for?"

    The amount of snow. So anyway, does this mean then the east coast is the west coast`s bitch?
  32. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    inches are the United States customary units of measurement. You see we are much better than all the world and universe so we need a system that is only ours and nobody else uses. 1 inch = 25.4mm.
  33. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    weather loves to make dongs
  34. Profile photo of Wired
    Wired Female 13-17
    49 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    "The Weather Dong Makes Another Appearance . Looks like it`s gonna be another long, hard winter, America"

    Unless you live in Arizona, then there is no snow. Well, not in Lake Havasu City, anyhow. Hell spring just started here a couple days ago, and it was already so hot today I was sweating.
  35. Profile photo of beckyb55
    beckyb55 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    *face palm*
  36. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    maybe if said dong was ripped off of the body.
  37. Profile photo of Jammacan
    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    GAHHH! D:
  38. Profile photo of hellrazor236
    hellrazor236 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 12:27 am
    It`s a lot longer than 6-12 inches.
  39. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 1:03 am
    6-12 inches?
    Hey, that`s my snow dong!
  40. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 1:48 am
    XD
  41. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 9:49 am
    This was not worth being posted LAME!
  42. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile...
  43. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    Awww nuts and it`s ACTUALLY spraying white stuff all over America this time ewwwww.
  44. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    @duffytoller

    How `bout some coldc0ck malt liquor?

  45. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    That`s why I like living on the west coast.

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