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Date: 03/21/11 08:02 PM

78 Responses to The Turbo Entabulator Explained

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    Link: The Turbo Entabulator Explained - A clear and concise explanation.
  2. Profile photo of denmarkcm
    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    He said dingle lol..
  3. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    heh...

    "two spurving bearings"

    heh heh
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    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    i`m surprised he made it through that with a straight face. I couldn`t have remembered it much less presented it.
  5. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    Very clear, I like this guy, he`s like Bill Nye..for grown ups. :)
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    I thought it was "Encabulator"... Cool technology in any case.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    that`s what she said
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    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    *watches intently with eyes slightly squinted and thumb and forefinger pressed to chin, raises eyebrows and nods head every eight seconds.*
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    8jdb28jdb2 Male 30-39
    83 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    what about the transfluidal interleave mixture?

    dah, watch this again,
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    I suspected it was BS before he rolled out the money. "logarithmic casing"? WTF is a logarithmic casing?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    Ill buy three please
  12. Profile photo of thedragslay
    thedragslay Female 18-29
    60 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    Hee hee...dingle arm.
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    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    show off
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    TopSmurff Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    Too bad I`m a Brain Surgeon, and don`t understand Rocket Science.
  15. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    The Jabberwoky lives!

    Twas brilling in the slithy toves...
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    I have no idea what it does, but i`m pretty sure i need one! :P
  17. Profile photo of BlameMeta
    BlameMeta Male 13-17
    42 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    This is a BS report wrapped up in nice, shiny, big words. "Natural Motion of Conductors"?!?!?
    THEY DON`T HAVE MOTION!
  18. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    Magnetoreluctance and capacitive directants are so 1990. Get with the times gramps. Not to mention girdle springs and dingle arms.
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    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    Logarithmic Casing? The the **** is that? This is such bullcrap.
  20. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    :L
  21. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    747 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    It`ll never work without a proper disgronification unit. I prefer the topological transfer method, it`s more efficient, and takes care of latent Kries spikes.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    i played with my dangle arm earlier this morning and the damn thing spit at me.
  23. Profile photo of gbrzeatetee
    gbrzeatetee Male 30-39
    174 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    Turbo-Enturbulator, from Marcab Industries.
  24. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    ITS ALL SO CLEAR NOW!
  25. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    @bacon pie

    wat
  26. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:39 pm
    we all know this was BS right?
  27. Profile photo of theRobot
    theRobot Male 30-39
    3 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    I don`t see why so many people are doubting the efficacy of this highly developed technology. Clearly the centroidal position of the synovial integrator allows for smoother functioning along a fourier waveform and prevents the luminiferous aether from encroaching over-much into the back-propagating PID vestibule. I am curious as to how the they resolved the earlier issues with the magnetofluxing of the ultracrepidarian restitution generalizer bleeding into the electrocapacitance envelope occurring during the critical chrono-catalytic uptake inhibition phase.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:11 pm
    quite a mouthful
  29. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    This is pure genius.
  30. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    (slaps forehead} Well, duuuhhhhh
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    The phase induction baring is highly efficient in channeling the energy from the matter/anti-matter converters through the dilithium crysals along warp coils.

    woops! Coolant Leak! Bridge!!! We`ve got a Coolant Leek!!!


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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    Ok, when were you sure it was bullpoo?

    For me it was about 34 seconds in.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:11 am
    haha ding-a-lings
  34. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:30 am
    That`s great now get me some prop wash, and fill out an ID-10T form while you`re at it.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:37 am
    Over-rated. This technology will not last.
  36. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:53 am
    Supposed reason for the video i heard somewhere on the internet:
    The scientist in question was a presenter of new technology for some company (Ford maybe) and before the taping he would spout nonsense to loosen himself up, usually with the camera off; this time someone thought it a good idea to turn the camera on, and now we have this gem....
    at least that`s what I`ve heard.
  37. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:40 am
    Too bad I`m a Brain Surgeon, and don`t understand Rocket Science.
    Was that a Mitchell and Webb reference? Because if so, well played sir.
  38. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:45 am
    ooh look at me, I can say big words.
    Show off!
  39. Profile photo of Byt3
    Byt3 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:08 am
    drat you, Mister Scientist!!
  40. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:38 am
    Clear as mud. Now I understand.
  41. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:00 am
    Sounds like `Anglion` talking.
  42. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:22 am
    Too bad I`m a Brain Surgeon, and don`t understand Rocket Science.
    Was that a Mitchell and Webb reference? Because if so, well played sir.
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    cambline Male 18-29
    36 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:36 am
    The Turboencabulator or turbo-encabulator (and its later incarnation, the retroencabulator or retro-encabulator) is a fictional machine whose alleged existence became an in-joke and subject of professional humor among engineers. The explanation of the supposed product makes extensive use of technobabble.
  44. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:42 am
    FFAAAAAAKE! he made ALL those words up! :-(
  45. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:02 am
    If I remember my science correctly, he made that whole speech up on the spot. Quite impressive to do with all the technobable, and no mistakes.
  46. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:46 am
    what ever would we do with out those "hydrocoptic marzel veins" with out which we`d have to endure "side fumbling."
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:00 am
    I love it
  48. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:01 am
    FFAAAAAAKE! he made ALL those words up!
    Well, not all of them. A lot are real technical words, they just make no sense in that context.

    Ok, when were you sure it was bullpoo?

    For me it was about 34 seconds in.
    11 seconds, at the meaningless sentence "inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors". My BSc in Electrical Engineering finally comes in handy, as a BS-detector :P
  49. Profile photo of ALX86663
    ALX86663 Male 30-39
    32 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:12 am
    Reminds me of the time my parents tried to explain sex to me....
  50. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:21 am
    "If you can`t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh|t", WC Fields
  51. Profile photo of Megalo
    Megalo Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:28 am
    It`s all so simple!
  52. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:31 am
    I know my Novertrunions ran like crap before the installation of the Turbo-Entabulator.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 7:49 am
    That was pure genius, I love this to bits. ^^
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    976 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:07 am
    used in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal repleneration!?!
  55. Profile photo of TheLemur
    TheLemur Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:32 am
    I think he got science lessons from The Doctor
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    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:46 am
    all i thought was "wow im a waste of a human brain"
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    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:39 am
    i like the uncontrollable laughter at the end
  58. Profile photo of yoda141
    yoda141 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:51 am
    Im studying engineering and first i thought i had forgotten all about last year.
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    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:22 am
    He still doesn`t fully explain how the Girdle Spring works.
  60. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:42 am
    ohhhhhhhhhhhh you!! You almost got me with that one!
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    ulookstupid Female 18-29
    81 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:18 am
    Sounds legit to me.....no, the truth is I am the proud owner of an average brain. Which means I`m going back to the drunk chick with the grilled cheese, because I can understand her
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:19 am
    We bought two of them last year, work really great with the nofer trunnions, we hadnt had an issue since then, except for the not so alarming raise of the sinusoidal depleneration, a drawn reciprocating dingle arm has been already ordered, we should be ok with that
  63. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Well that explains it.
  64. Profile photo of s8tan
    s8tan Male 18-29
    90 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    HAHA 1:28 dinglearm :D
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    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    I thought it was supposed to be legit for a couple seconds there.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    o it has a hydrocoptic semi gurtle springs? that would totally work in place of the reciprical dinglearm for the fluxing convultion of the bi-trasient semi-conductors
  67. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Indeed
  68. Profile photo of Milo_Pretzel
    Milo_Pretzel Female 18-29
    180 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    Awesome xD
  69. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    Ledzepp, is that for the lower or upper convolution?
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    argusradd Male 40-49
    30 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    It`s "encabulator" not "entabulator." Simple science IAB. Get it together.
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    MrLill Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    How idiosyncratic indeed, to promulgate such rudimentry conceptions is superfulously jocular.
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    Prefamulated Amulite
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    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 1:05 am

  74. Profile photo of bdwg
    bdwg Male 30-39
    18 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 10:24 am
    Um...What?
  75. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
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    March 23, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Talk about an old meme. The turboencabulator goes back to the 40`s, and yes, it`s total bullsh|t
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    at first i was like "hang on, your getting stuff wrong!"
    then i realised he was trolling
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    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    Ace post. Just solid ace.
  78. Profile photo of dielaughing
    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 2:11 am
    Ooooh, he`s kidding that`s why I didn`t understand anything...not that I would if he were actually making sense.

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