The Scary Harry Potter-Bible Comparison [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

Whoa. Where"s your God now?
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Male 80
this has got to be one of the worst posts on here
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Male 108
This isn`t how cryptograms work. You can`t just make a conspiracy theory out of things because they have the same amount of letters. You`re doing this so very wrong.

What happened to you, IAB? You used to be cool...
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Male 10
M A R Y M A G D A L E N
G I N N Y W E A S L E Y

:(
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Male 3,819
I think reading the key would give away that this is obviously supposed to be a joke. It`s still a dumb joke, but a joke nonetheless.
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Male 68
I was less bored reading the posts.
Plus, only three comparisons, makes for a sh*t conspiracy
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Male 346
This doesn`t even make sense. Who took the time to make this, and why?
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Male 237
STILL
BORED
WHICH
ISTHE
USUAL
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Female 1,435
whoa it has the same amount of letters!! that has never happened anywhere before EVER!
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Male 515
dumb.
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Male 128
retarded
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Male 1,015
L|A|M|E
P|O|S|T
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Male 92
J|E|S|U|S|C|H|R|I|S|T
S|T|F|U|A|L|R|E|A|D|Y
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Male 2,855
why bother
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Male 639
Here`s the think inversegrav, I made the choice to no longer be Christian, while I didn`t make the choice to be a white heterosexual. There is a freedom of choice in religion that is not available in ethnicity or sexual orientation. If you make a conscious decision then I feel people can and should judge you based upon it in whatever manner they choose to, however you are equally entitled to do the same. However, if you are actually a delusional psyco I do not feel we should make fun of you as you had no choice in the matter.
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Male 161
J|E|S|U|S|C|H|R|I|S|T
D|O|E|S|N|T|E|X|I|S|T
=]
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Male 1,287
[quote]You know I (and most of the world) are getting tired of being pushed. My advice is to back off before you get the confrontation you think you want. It will not go well for you and I for one will revel in the savage release of frustration that bashing your teeth in with a brick will bring.[/quote]

Holy sh|t. I didn`t realize Harry Potter fans could be so rabid. Calm down, bro; they`re just children`s books.
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Male 3,894
Go back to your failcave, troll.
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Male 495
@SvampeBob

J|E|S|U|S
P|E|A|C|E

It works both ways dude.
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Male 773
`Calling me a delusional psyco is the same as calling me a I am a racist! fudgeface.`

It`s ok, I do both anyway.

Morality is relative.
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Male 4,793
Ooh! What a crazy coincedence! They all have the same amount of letters in their name! Maybe this would be impressive if each name used the SAME letters. If that happens, then you actually have an interesting post.
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Female 3,001

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Male 4,807
Ummmm.... am I missing something here? Cause I just don`t get it.
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Male 3,076
B|I|B|L|E

D|E|A|T|H|


J|E|S|U|S|C|H|R|I|S|T

F|A|B|R|I|C|A|T|I|O|N
C|A|N|N|I|B|A|L|I|S|M
C|A|P|I|T|A|L|I|S|M|s
F|A|B|R|I|C|A|T|I|N|G
B|O|O|K|S|E|L|L|I|N|G
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Male 490
*Sighs* Again with the either bad jokes or the provocation. Why am I not surprised that that will happen in even a crappy post like this?
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Male 3,076
B|I|B|L|E

C|R|A|Z|Y
D|I|L|D|O
F|A|K|E|D
F|A|K|E|R
F|A|K|E|S
F|A|I|L|S

Oh yeah!
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Male 3,076
M5000
[quote]The Bible and Harry Potter have one thing in common: I fell asleep while trying to read them.[/quote]

make that two things: Fiction
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Male 12,138
[quote]Calling me a delusional psyco is the same as calling me a I am a racist! fudgeface.[/quote]
Man, our swear filter hit you pretty hard there. Our apologies. Hope you recover soon.

Best, I-A-B.
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Female 114
@inversegrav:
Its because of people as crazy as you who can`t understand a joke or appreciate sarcasm and feel like the world is always making fun of you, that gives religion a bad name. Good job. You should try to lighten up.
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Male 10,855
Dumb post is dumb.
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Female 1,798
ugh this is incredibly stupid.
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Male 172
The Bible and Harry Potter have one thing in common: I fell asleep while trying to read them.
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Male 1,021
SnapsForMe: Spelleng commints on a coment boerd are realy lamee. Like youuuuu.
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Male 1,021
inversegrav: Well said
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Male 67
yes those letters are in the bible. good that means you can read and whatnot
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Male 1,744
stupid coincidence is stupid
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Male 359
You know I (and most of the world) are getting tired of being pushed. My advice is to back off before you get the confrontation you think you want. It will not go well for you and I for one will revel in the savage release of frustration that bashing your teeth in with a brick will bring.
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Male 155
JesusChrist:HenryJekyll
JudasIscariot:GJohnUtterson
Saintpeter:EdwardHyde
OH NOES!
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Male 25,416
If you look for something you will find it, even if its intention was never there
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Female 217
inversegrav,

Beacause you cannot spell courtesy.
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Male 770
LtFurpie
I believe I deserve an explaination.

Why is it ok for you to be insulting and offensive to me.
But you would never be insulting or offencive to a black man or a homosexual.

What makes it ok? Do I not deserve the same curtesy you show them? If not why not? Am I somehow less than human because of MY CHOICE OF LIFESTYLE MUTHERFAKER?
Because I have Chosen to believe in God I am to be silently subject to your prejudiced comments.

Calling me a delusional psyco is the same as calling me a I am a racist! fudgeface.
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Male 1,054
"Seriously, this is belongs on a sister site, www.im-not-that-bored.com."

Or perhaps www.i-am-not-that-bright.com
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Female 2,120
For a moment I thought it was a letter scramble and I was like whaaaaaaaaaat Harry Potter doesn`t even have a J in it.
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Male 181
It`s posts like this that convince me those who approve content have a running bet to see who can get the most mindless thing here...

Seriously, this is belongs on a sister site, www.im-not-that-bored.com.
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Male 1,013
I forget which is the Bible and which is Harry Potter, but here is another one:

M|A|K|E|B|E|L|I|E|V|E
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M|A|K|E|B|E|L|I|E|V|E

Another is:
I|T|S|F|I|C|T|I|O|N
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I|T|S|F|I|C|T|I|O|N


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Male 759
I thought his name was jesus h christ?
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Male 256
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Male 546
@Gerry1of1
There was a prostitute character in the harry potter movies?! Well now I gotta watch them
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Female 114
ahhh... Gerry makes my day :)
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Male 10,440
huh? I don`t see it. You suck IAB.
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Male 1,083
ooooooooooooooooh. the names have the same number of letters. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
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Male 439
I dont get it :[
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Male 2,868
Lame. As if it wasn`t already obvious that Harry Potter is a Jesus Analogue, just like every other story involving a character who assumes the role of the "chosen one."
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Male 11,739
You could do this with a lot of others too. No biggie.
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Male 39,939

MaryMagdelain
HermioneGraninger

well that didn`t work very well
As they say at Hogwarts... "RIDICULUS"
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Male 359
dumb
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Male 2,988
yawn
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Male 490
Fail.
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Male 156
thestringy called it.
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Male 900
I do appreciate how this person has made a point of putting a legend below so I don`t make the mistake of what is and isn`t included in the bible. Very helpful.
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Female 803
DERP
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Male 4,242
FitzRoy Richard Somerset, 4th Baron Raglan`s
common traits of god-hero
•Reared by foster parents in a far country.
•We are told nothing of his childhood, but
•On reaching manhood he returns to go to his future kingdom.
•After a victory over the king, and/or a giant, dragon, or wild beast,
•He meets a mysterious death,
•Often at the top of a hill.
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Female 37
My name is Emily. Therefore I AM JESUS. Math doesn`t lie.
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Male 6,737
Wat?

Seriously?

IAB, you can do better than this. :(
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Male 483
this makes a good point...

oh no, my mistake, this is absolute bullsh*t
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Male 40,764
vv good point @tn11. Since Jesus (and the rest) spoke Hebrew or Arameic or whatever, I think their names were not even once spelled in English during their lifetimes.
Saint and Christ are titles, not really part of a name, eh?
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Male 2,344
Ron Weasley in the Bible?! Oh wait, thanks key, I woulda been so confused!
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Male 1,587
This might mean something if Jesus was Jesus` actual name. Also, "Saint" is a title, not a first name. This is just annoying. Its like that thing on how we supposedly got our symbols for numbers based on the number of angles they have.
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Male 37
No.
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Female 83
I love that they added a key.. JUST IN CASE.
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Male 147
coincidences
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Male 4,242
you can do better then that. try looking a the hero list
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Male 20,917
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