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Date: 03/25/11 02:50 PM

72 Responses to The Scary Harry Potter-Bible Comparison [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    Link: The Scary Harry Potter-Bible Comparison - Whoa. Where`s your God now?
  2. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    you can do better then that. try looking a the hero list
  3. Profile photo of Im_Racist
    Im_Racist Male 70 & Over
    147 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    coincidences
  4. Profile photo of easiersaid
    easiersaid Female 18-29
    83 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    I love that they added a key.. JUST IN CASE.
  5. Profile photo of BadLama
    BadLama Male 18-29
    37 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    No.
  6. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    This might mean something if Jesus was Jesus` actual name. Also, "Saint" is a title, not a first name. This is just annoying. Its like that thing on how we supposedly got our symbols for numbers based on the number of angles they have.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Ron Weasley in the Bible?! Oh wait, thanks key, I woulda been so confused!
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    vv good point @tn11. Since Jesus (and the rest) spoke Hebrew or Arameic or whatever, I think their names were not even once spelled in English during their lifetimes.
    Saint and Christ are titles, not really part of a name, eh?
  9. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    this makes a good point...

    oh no, my mistake, this is absolute bullsh*t
  10. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    Wat?

    Seriously?

    IAB, you can do better than this. :(
  11. Profile photo of Ryu-ko
    Ryu-ko Female 18-29
    37 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    My name is Emily. Therefore I AM JESUS. Math doesn`t lie.
  12. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    FitzRoy Richard Somerset, 4th Baron Raglan`s
    common traits of god-hero
    •Reared by foster parents in a far country.
    •We are told nothing of his childhood, but
    •On reaching manhood he returns to go to his future kingdom.
    •After a victory over the king, and/or a giant, dragon, or wild beast,
    •He meets a mysterious death,
    •Often at the top of a hill.
  13. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    DERP
  14. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    I do appreciate how this person has made a point of putting a legend below so I don`t make the mistake of what is and isn`t included in the bible. Very helpful.
  15. Profile photo of TannerW
    TannerW Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    thestringy called it.
  16. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    Fail.
  17. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    yawn
  18. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    dumb
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    MaryMagdelain
    HermioneGraninger

    well that didn`t work very well
    As they say at Hogwarts... "RIDICULUS"
  20. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    You could do this with a lot of others too. No biggie.
  21. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    Lame. As if it wasn`t already obvious that Harry Potter is a Jesus Analogue, just like every other story involving a character who assumes the role of the "chosen one."
  22. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    I dont get it :[
  23. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    ooooooooooooooooh. the names have the same number of letters. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
  24. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    huh? I don`t see it. You suck IAB.
  25. Profile photo of Kaylen226
    Kaylen226 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    ahhh... Gerry makes my day :)
  26. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    @Gerry1of1
    There was a prostitute character in the harry potter movies?! Well now I gotta watch them
  27. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  28. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    I thought his name was jesus h christ?
  29. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    I forget which is the Bible and which is Harry Potter, but here is another one:

    M|A|K|E|B|E|L|I|E|V|E
    ---------------------
    M|A|K|E|B|E|L|I|E|V|E

    Another is:
    I|T|S|F|I|C|T|I|O|N
    -------------------
    I|T|S|F|I|C|T|I|O|N


  30. Profile photo of vulture19
    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    It`s posts like this that convince me those who approve content have a running bet to see who can get the most mindless thing here...

    Seriously, this is belongs on a sister site, www.im-not-that-bored.com.
  31. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    For a moment I thought it was a letter scramble and I was like whaaaaaaaaaat Harry Potter doesn`t even have a J in it.
  32. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    "Seriously, this is belongs on a sister site, www.im-not-that-bored.com."

    Or perhaps www.i-am-not-that-bright.com
  33. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    LtFurpie
    I believe I deserve an explaination.

    Why is it ok for you to be insulting and offensive to me.
    But you would never be insulting or offencive to a black man or a homosexual.

    What makes it ok? Do I not deserve the same curtesy you show them? If not why not? Am I somehow less than human because of MY CHOICE OF LIFESTYLE MUTHERFAKER?
    Because I have Chosen to believe in God I am to be silently subject to your prejudiced comments.

    Calling me a delusional psyco is the same as calling me a I am a racist! fudgeface.
  34. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    inversegrav,

    Beacause you cannot spell courtesy.
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    If you look for something you will find it, even if its intention was never there
  36. Profile photo of Jackson13W
    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    JesusChrist:HenryJekyll
    JudasIscariot:GJohnUtterson
    Saintpeter:EdwardHyde
    OH NOES!
  37. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    You know I (and most of the world) are getting tired of being pushed. My advice is to back off before you get the confrontation you think you want. It will not go well for you and I for one will revel in the savage release of frustration that bashing your teeth in with a brick will bring.
  38. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    stupid coincidence is stupid
  39. Profile photo of gingerlad95
    gingerlad95 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    yes those letters are in the bible. good that means you can read and whatnot
  40. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    inversegrav: Well said
  41. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    SnapsForMe: Spelleng commints on a coment boerd are realy lamee. Like youuuuu.
  42. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    The Bible and Harry Potter have one thing in common: I fell asleep while trying to read them.
  43. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    ugh this is incredibly stupid.
  44. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    Dumb post is dumb.
  45. Profile photo of Kaylen226
    Kaylen226 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 1:26 am
    @inversegrav:
    Its because of people as crazy as you who can`t understand a joke or appreciate sarcasm and feel like the world is always making fun of you, that gives religion a bad name. Good job. You should try to lighten up.
  46. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 1:32 am
    Calling me a delusional psyco is the same as calling me a I am a racist! fudgeface.
    Man, our swear filter hit you pretty hard there. Our apologies. Hope you recover soon.

    Best, I-A-B.
  47. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 2:28 am
    M5000
    The Bible and Harry Potter have one thing in common: I fell asleep while trying to read them.

    make that two things: Fiction
  48. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 2:41 am
    B|I|B|L|E

    C|R|A|Z|Y
    D|I|L|D|O
    F|A|K|E|D
    F|A|K|E|R
    F|A|K|E|S
    F|A|I|L|S

    Oh yeah!
  49. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 2:47 am
    *Sighs* Again with the either bad jokes or the provocation. Why am I not surprised that that will happen in even a crappy post like this?
  50. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 2:55 am
    B|I|B|L|E

    D|E|A|T|H|


    J|E|S|U|S|C|H|R|I|S|T

    F|A|B|R|I|C|A|T|I|O|N
    C|A|N|N|I|B|A|L|I|S|M
    C|A|P|I|T|A|L|I|S|M|s
    F|A|B|R|I|C|A|T|I|N|G
    B|O|O|K|S|E|L|L|I|N|G
  51. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 5:06 am
    Ummmm.... am I missing something here? Cause I just don`t get it.
  52. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 6:24 am

  53. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 6:43 am
    Ooh! What a crazy coincedence! They all have the same amount of letters in their name! Maybe this would be impressive if each name used the SAME letters. If that happens, then you actually have an interesting post.
  54. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 6:59 am
    `Calling me a delusional psyco is the same as calling me a I am a racist! fudgeface.`

    It`s ok, I do both anyway.

    Morality is relative.
  55. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 9:21 am
    @SvampeBob

    J|E|S|U|S
    P|E|A|C|E

    It works both ways dude.
  56. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 9:51 am
    Go back to your failcave, troll.
  57. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 10:25 am
    You know I (and most of the world) are getting tired of being pushed. My advice is to back off before you get the confrontation you think you want. It will not go well for you and I for one will revel in the savage release of frustration that bashing your teeth in with a brick will bring.

    Holy sh|t. I didn`t realize Harry Potter fans could be so rabid. Calm down, bro; they`re just children`s books.
  58. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 10:45 am
    J|E|S|U|S|C|H|R|I|S|T
    D|O|E|S|N|T|E|X|I|S|T
    =]
  59. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Here`s the think inversegrav, I made the choice to no longer be Christian, while I didn`t make the choice to be a white heterosexual. There is a freedom of choice in religion that is not available in ethnicity or sexual orientation. If you make a conscious decision then I feel people can and should judge you based upon it in whatever manner they choose to, however you are equally entitled to do the same. However, if you are actually a delusional psyco I do not feel we should make fun of you as you had no choice in the matter.
  60. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 11:42 am
    why bother
  61. Profile photo of sum33
    sum33 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 11:54 am
    J|E|S|U|S|C|H|R|I|S|T
    S|T|F|U|A|L|R|E|A|D|Y
  62. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    L|A|M|E
    P|O|S|T
  63. Profile photo of Locke357
    Locke357 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    retarded
  64. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    dumb.
  65. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    whoa it has the same amount of letters!! that has never happened anywhere before EVER!
  66. Profile photo of TheBLB
    TheBLB Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    STILL
    BORED
    WHICH
    ISTHE
    USUAL
  67. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    This doesn`t even make sense. Who took the time to make this, and why?
  68. Profile photo of Red_Fear
    Red_Fear Male 18-29
    68 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    I was less bored reading the posts.
    Plus, only three comparisons, makes for a sh*t conspiracy
  69. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 1:32 am
    I think reading the key would give away that this is obviously supposed to be a joke. It`s still a dumb joke, but a joke nonetheless.
  70. Profile photo of deanoe
    deanoe Male 18-29
    10 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 2:22 am
    M A R Y M A G D A L E N
    G I N N Y W E A S L E Y

    :(
  71. Profile photo of JokeWolf
    JokeWolf Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 8:37 am
    This isn`t how cryptograms work. You can`t just make a conspiracy theory out of things because they have the same amount of letters. You`re doing this so very wrong.

    What happened to you, IAB? You used to be cool...
  72. Profile photo of Unknown1010
    Unknown1010 Male 13-17
    80 posts
    April 2, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    this has got to be one of the worst posts on here

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