The Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Died Yesterday

Submitted by: evanbartlett 6 years ago in Weird

It"s all fun and games "til the fat guy dies. Those annoying arteries--showing off for being so "pliable" and "clean."
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Male 25,417
He died, doing what he loved!
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Male 687
lol...if u`re fat enough ..u get fater..thats awsome
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Male 17
There you go bums, move to that place and eat yourself above 350 lbs.
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Female 734
My sister moved to AZ and she is one of those triple burger and a diet Coke people. She loves that place.
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Male 926
Whatever, if people want to eat themselves into the grave it`s their business. If people want to capitalize on their indiscretion....God Bless America.
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Male 535
.... I can`t figure out what disturbs me more - the fact that a restaurant like this exists, or the fact that there is a TV show called "Extreme Pigouts"

Blugh. Such unbelievable hedonism.
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Female 36
I am a vegetarian. And I just got scarred for life. THIS IS WHY 1/3 OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION IS OBESE. THANKS A LOT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. SOAKING YOUR FOOD IN LARD!!!!! HOW HORRIFYINGLY DISGUSTING!!!!
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Female 838
Alright I`m gonna be "that girl" FIrst off this is just f-ing gross (and I`m a fat chick =P) Seriously I do agree with all the folks on here saying "if they choose to kill themselves this way go for it". What I don`t understand is how something like this is legal and likely open for children to eat at, but selling and smoking pot are crimes.
I likely didn`t word that well, but I just worked a 12 and my brain isn`t functioning at full capacity.
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Female 235
People are starving all over the world. Would you like to eat an 8 layer hamburger with a large fry and diet coke?
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Male 347
THEY ACTUALLY GIVE FOOD AWAY FOR FAT PEOPLE? WHAT THE HELL???? AM I IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE????
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Male 3,060
sweet! man vs. food is next!
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Male 474
That 7 pound burrito is made right here in Colorado. Still haven`t tried it. But even though this looks absolutely disgusting and is the reason many Americans should be shot on sight, I think I still want to try the quad bypass and fries at least once in life.
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Male 288
@thediddler
Only the parents you live with are keeping you here.
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Male 288
Ha ha! What a fat POS!!
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Male 155
lol i actually went here with an old man for lunch about a year ago. It was so effing awkward WOULD NOT GO AGAIN
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Male 772
Dear lord this is digusting and vile! That`s not only the food I`m talking about, but also these people`s mentality... "It`s okay, I`m on cholesterol pills anyway". I understand this is a gimmick, but it`s disturbing that people go in on it so readily and greedily.
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Male 795
Love it or hate it, that`s some genius marketing.
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Male 1,312
@thediddler Then leave douchebag
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Male 2,390
`I love when all you people say ....Those fat people are going to die!......here`s some news for ya .....WE ALL ARE !`

Yeah, but at least I don`t have to buy 2 plane tickets. Or get knee replacements at the age of 30, or rely on the fire department to get me out of my house. I can fit in a ford focus.
I know a guy that called for ambulance because he couldn`t get his shoes on to take himself, and he wasn`t skinny either.
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Male 6,694
Well your not supposed to eat there every day. It a novelty thing twice a year just for fun. I would go. Ok, maybe once a year.
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Male 71
AMERICA **** YEAH!....No, I really hate this country.
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Male 14,331
Meh those burgers meat to bread ratio is outta whack I want bread along with the burger in every bite. I would like to eat the waitresses though :-)
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Male 304
350 pouds thats like 159 kg.....THATS A LOT...

GEEEZZZ

I weigth 66 kg = 145.2 lbs...

its someting like 2,4 times less...
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Male 1,016
I love when all you people say ....Those fat people are going to die!......here`s some news for ya .....WE ALL ARE !
For those of you who will say "yeah but they are going to die early" ....REALLY? You of all people know when they are supposed to die? Do you really have the book of death? Great! Could you let me know when I am supposed to die and how,Please? I truly wish to live my life with no fear ....just like that guy in Big Fish.
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Male 3,327
"I would normally love a place like this however I`m from AZ and believe it or not there food taste like $h!t Very dissapointing [sic]"

You obviously missed the points of the restaurant. People go there for two reasons. 1) The experience of eating too much food that they know is bad for them in ridiculously large quantities. 2) The "nurses."

Personally, I think that the whole "nurses" thing is disgusting. Hooters, which makes their waitstaff wear skimpy clothes, is OK, because they are not required to flirt with the customer. These "nurses" are taking temperatures? Some creepy old dude comes in, and you have to touch him, and what not. Gross.

To each their own, and I`m not going to say this place should be shut down, or that anyone shouldn`t go there. I`m just saying that it`s not for me, and I wouldn`t go there. (I might try it via a drive through window where I don`t have to get an exam.)
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Male 2,552
Om nom nom. Seriously. I`m hungry.
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Male 605
@retardedbear if that`s what true Americans are, I seriously, seriously pity your society.
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Male 359
None of the wait-staff eat there.
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Male 2,049
who gives a poo.
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Male 270
Yum yum yum
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Male 1,010
If i was 575 pounds i would change my name to "Boeing".
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Male 16
Americans - Charlie Sheen = Losing

fat people suck...
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Male 185
obesity makes pneumonia more likely, and more difficult to successfully treat. He died early because he was a pig. At least he went quickly and didn`t rack up a mountain of medical bills from fat induced diabetes.
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Male 2,988
thank you for the info TR-Wolf
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Male 559
Where`s the part where he dies? C`mon IAB sort your life out
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Male 1,557
To those who are wondering:

1) It wasn`t Dr Jon (the bald guy) who died, it was a general big fat guy, seen on the opening video on the Heart Attack Grill website.

2) His death was NOT related to his weight, he died of pneumonia.
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Male 437
All of these people laugh in the face of death, eat what they want and give a big middle finger to the disease that will inevitably kill them. These are true Americans.
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Male 1,010
@Rick Whwn you are 757 pounds, anything you die from is somehow related to your incredible fatness.Especially pneumonia.
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Male 1,010
It`s like a nightmare.. morbid horror 70`s musical nightmare style kitchen from hell. Is this disgusting commercial directed by Peter Jackson - in the 80`s?
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Male 474
And people wonder why other countries hate us...
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Male 10,440
there needs to be a drule emote. I have to settle with this :-P
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Male 768
Wth, this gave me absolutely no information about the spokesman dieing... Title needs to be changed to "Heart Attack Grill ad."
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Male 734
I really want a cheeseburger now.
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Male 34
It`s funny because they`re going to die.
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Male 718
Watching this made my stomach hurt so bad.. but not in the (stomach part) i had a gallbladder surgery and i have had trouble with the scar/nerves for 4 going on 5 years now, and like.. if i eat stuff thats too greasy it really messes with my stomach too.. ill get VERY sick.. watching this made my scar hurt and i got that same nauseated feeling i do when i eat alot of grease. so i wonder just HOW MUCH of our bodies our mind effects... makes you think
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Male 229
All my mind keeps saying is "That is so bad for you", and all my stomach is saying is "That is so drating tastey!"
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Male 373
Bald Doctor Dude reminds me of Sister Unity
YouTube, er, her.
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Female 112
Watching this made my chest hurt, no joke. I think I got empathy heartburn.
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Male 257
god dammit america
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Male 5,413
SOmetimes I love America.
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Male 217
From wikipedia: "The restaurant`s previous spokesman, 575-pound Blair River, died on March 1, 2011 at the age of 29 due to complications from pneumonia."
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Male 61
Anyone else think Dr. Jon looks a little like Maynard?
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Male 141
Wait, so did the bald guy die? Or...what?
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Male 2,390
that`s so utterly disgusting. I actually work with people that would eat that, because it makes em feel like they actually ate something. Me I`d rather stay healthy and `skinny`.
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Male 1,526
"I can`t even hold it" while holding it.
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Male 422
I would normally love a place like this however I`m from AZ and believe it or not there food taste like $h!t Very dissapointing
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Male 2,143
Well, jes slap that `ol heifer on a bun an call her goooood.
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Female 513
Eww
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Female 446
It`s all about freedom of choice. I don`t blame the owner as he is just offering a product. It`s our choice...good or bad.
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Male 3,327
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Male 39,610

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Male 17,512
"...friends say he contracted pneumonia after a bout with the flu."

So, He didn`t die of a heart attack or because of the restaurant. Way to post a misleading subtitle IAB, Again.

People still have the right to eat what they want in this country, Screw the food nazis that believe we shouldn`t have that right.
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Male 740
Mocking a death...how classy IAB
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Male 1,598
This grosses me out.
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Male 1,116
I ate there once when I lived in AZ. It was disgusting and delicious at the same time. Anything beyond their smallest burger is just insane though.
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Male 1,341
Here is an interview done by ABC.

It is disgusting, really. But it is also a choice that anyone can take or refuse. I feel no sympathy if someone dies because they are morbidly obese... Put down the cheeseburger, instead try some carrots and an apple.
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Male 72
He didn`t die yesterday, he died a week ago.
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Male 535
why would anybody eat this stuff? that`s just nasty!!!
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Male 20,829
ScottSerious: Here`s the link...
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Male 612
ive always been a fan of restaurants like hooters and such that basically exploit women, but that place is a bit much for me. If i wanted a burger, and I had to get "diagnosed" by a waitress i`d probably just leave.

also, their food doesn`t really look like its anything special. i`d rather have Hot Doug`s duck fat french fries any day over those.
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Male 1,540
Wow, yesterday I was watching an older show talking about this place where an old, skinny guy comes in and talks about it for 6 minutes and then eats a burger.
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Male 519
I`m all for unhealthy food, but thats just gross. I`ve never thought of lard as a condiment before, and this just reaffirmed by belief.
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Male 5,314
ok....so where did it say he died?

also, i find the one waitress with the bare midriff to be EXTREMELY attractive :-)
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Male 2,402
Saw this on the food channel. Ugh! I like a good hamburger once in awhile. However it`s like too much sugar it `s turn off real fast.
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Male 559
Link: The Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Died Yesterday [Rate Link] - It`s all fun and games `til the fat guy dies. Those annoying arteries--showing off for being so `pliable` and `clean.`
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