The Good News: You Bought A Boat! [Pic]

Submitted by: thespread 6 years ago in Funny

The Bad News: Someone already named it.
There are 26 comments:
Male 25,416
win
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Male 588
What about that lucky sperm boat?
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Male 51
Something I`d expect to see on Family Guy.
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Male 5,194
Ship`s registry: Briny Breezes, FL
or maybe Lone Cabbage Fish Camp, FL
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Male 2,868
This is what happens when you let your 11 year old son pick the name of your boat.
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Male 40,748
I can has a BOAT!
I do not CARE what name it has.
What`s YOUR boat named? Don`t got one? Aaawwww, poor you.
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Male 6,693
I want a boat.
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Female 570
"Who drinks soda from a can with a straw??"
people who don`t wanna put their mouth on something that lots of dirty hands touched, possibly mice peed on, that probably rolled on a dirty floor and that probably has tiny food crumbs in between the can`s groove.
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Male 2,220
"Mayday Mayday! This is the FartButt.. our gas has exploded and we`re going down..."

Better that way around than t`other.
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Male 3,477
So my friend finally got his new boat.

People who drink soda from a can with a straw might have and idea where that can of soda has been. (Dumb Girl)
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Female 1,478
I`m embarassed for this guy. Who drinks soda from a can with a straw??
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Male 1,195
This is a funny and worth-while post. :-|
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2,835
my boats name, to take from one of my favorite shows, THE SEA-WORD.
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Male 474
that`s an awesome name, love the rose at the end
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Female 812
Reminds me of a scene in Finding Nemo
`It`s a butt!`
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Male 254
i would say bad news is your boat is old, great news is its name is Fartbutt
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Male 2,402
@BRKNVLTR

ROFL!
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Male 2,402
Love it!

Welcome to my FARTBUTT!! Now let`s go fishing.
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Male 39,904

Powered by natural gas.
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Male 377
Mayday Mayday! This is the FartButt.. our gas has exploded and we`re going down...
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Male 2,528
Shopped.
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Male 577
So what? When my dad turned 45, he bought seven acres, built a house, and put up a nice front gate and sign, for PooMonkey Manor.
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Female 535
The best boat name ever, next to "Vagina Trawler."
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Male 965
"What?"

"I can name my boat whatever the hell I want?"

She`s old, but dependable. Godspeed ol` Fartbutt.
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Female 2,120
If I owned a boat, I`d name it Cat.
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Male 215
Link: The Good News: You Bought A Boat! [Pic] [Rate Link] - The Bad News: Someone already named it.
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