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Date: 03/17/11 07:05 PM

26 Responses to The Good News: You Bought A Boat! [Pic]

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    thespread Male 13-17
    215 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    Link: The Good News: You Bought A Boat! - The Bad News: Someone already named it.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    If I owned a boat, I`d name it Cat.
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    "What?"

    "I can name my boat whatever the hell I want?"

    She`s old, but dependable. Godspeed ol` Fartbutt.
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    The best boat name ever, next to "Vagina Trawler."
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    So what? When my dad turned 45, he bought seven acres, built a house, and put up a nice front gate and sign, for PooMonkey Manor.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    Shopped.
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    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    Mayday Mayday! This is the FartButt.. our gas has exploded and we`re going down...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    Powered by natural gas.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    Love it!

    Welcome to my FARTBUTT!! Now let`s go fishing.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    @BRKNVLTR

    ROFL!
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    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    i would say bad news is your boat is old, great news is its name is Fartbutt
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    Reminds me of a scene in Finding Nemo
    `It`s a butt!`
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    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    that`s an awesome name, love the rose at the end
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2399 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    my boats name, to take from one of my favorite shows, THE SEA-WORD.
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 11:27 pm
    This is a funny and worth-while post. :-|
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 3:57 am
    I`m embarassed for this guy. Who drinks soda from a can with a straw??
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 5:06 am
    So my friend finally got his new boat.

    People who drink soda from a can with a straw might have and idea where that can of soda has been. (Dumb Girl)
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 5:41 am
    "Mayday Mayday! This is the FartButt.. our gas has exploded and we`re going down..."

    Better that way around than t`other.
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    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 8:20 am
    "Who drinks soda from a can with a straw??"
    people who don`t wanna put their mouth on something that lots of dirty hands touched, possibly mice peed on, that probably rolled on a dirty floor and that probably has tiny food crumbs in between the can`s groove.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 8:25 am
    I want a boat.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 10:47 am
    I can has a BOAT!
    I do not CARE what name it has.
    What`s YOUR boat named? Don`t got one? Aaawwww, poor you.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 11:37 am
    This is what happens when you let your 11 year old son pick the name of your boat.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Ship`s registry: Briny Breezes, FL
    or maybe Lone Cabbage Fish Camp, FL
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    TopSmurff Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    Something I`d expect to see on Family Guy.
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    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    What about that lucky sperm boat?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    win

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