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Date: 03/06/11 05:00 PM

48 Responses to The Brookstone Flex Target Personal Massager [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    Link: The Brookstone Flex Target Personal Massager - Sure, Brookstone, sure.
  2. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    That`s hardly the only suspect device they sell. Anyway, I`ve seen pocket rockets as messages in Walgreens, and with the ribbed condoms they have what are blatantly labeled "mini massagers." Dildos are everywhere now.
  3. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    lmao that`s a pretty big...massage head you`ve got there big boy ;-P
  4. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    So why exactly is this in need of being posted?
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    "Dildos are everywhere now."

    Yes. And sadly, many of the comment here at IAB.

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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    Very subtle brookstone
  7. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    People need to realize that these things existed way before vibrators.
  8. Profile photo of SharayaAnne
    SharayaAnne Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    For those of you who do not understand this picture, you obviously have never researched a `personal massager` before. Which means: A) You are a prude and think that vibrators only come in `bullet` size, B) You have a VERY vanilla sex life or C) Both... in which case I feel sorry for you. Very sorry indeed.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    They just copy pasted that description from a sex shop website
  10. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    "People need to realize that these things existed way before vibrators"

    And you think that people didn`t use these things for sexual purposes way before they came out with things that were `vibrators` specifically made with sex in mind?
    It IS a vibrator, on the principle that it vibrates.
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    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    Yup, the description pretty much extrapolated my thoughts
  12. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Crucible, the first electric vibrator for consumer use was patented in 1902.
  13. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    When I was a little twat. My mother used to get these catalogs in the mail, and I would peruse such. In them were kitchen items, bath items etc...

    However there was always this pic of a model holding a bullet shaped massager by her face with a big smile. I used to ask my mom why it`s in the shape of a bullet? Why does it have to be water proof? Mom would just grin, and say go ask your dad. Dad would just day go ask you mother. Sheesh can`t any kid get a straight answer from a parent? ;-P
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3771 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    how much does it cost?
  15. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    "People need to realize that these things existed way before vibrators."

    Actually, based on my bored perusing of victorian era medical websites, I`m going to say that vibrators existed before personal massagers did.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    @Helgarin- free English lesson.
  17. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    *sigh* They never even pretend to be happy with a small personal massager.
  18. Profile photo of MCMXCIII
    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    "People need to realize that these things existed way before vibrators."

    Damn, did they discover FOSSILIZED massager? Because they sure did discover fossilized dildo.
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    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    If they advertize them this way, both savvy people who want a vibrator and oblivious people who genuinely want a massager can buy it. Larger market.
  20. Profile photo of kawawakaba
    kawawakaba Male 18-29
    123 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    "People need to realize that these things existed way before vibrators."

    bram is correct; in fact vibrators were the fifth electronic to be patented after a fan, tea kettle, sewing machine and toaster. They were invented to cure hysteria and treatment was done by a physician. They guy who invented it was sick of manually stimulating his "patients".
  21. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    dildos have been used since the cavemen. no big deal.
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    handys003 - "Sheesh can`t any kid get a straight answer from a parent?"

    I don`t know. Go ask your mother.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    "They guy who invented it was sick of manually stimulating his "patients"."

    That poor jaded bastard.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    teehee ;-)
  25. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    Hehe :-p
  26. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:24 am
    Wouldn`t mind seeing that model give a more... umm... accurate demonstration... if ya know what I mean.
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    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:24 am
    ...I`m not sure what I`m looking for here...
  28. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:56 am
    @EdiMesic "...I`m not sure what I`m looking for here..."

    Go onto any "adult interest" video website and look up vibrator... you`ll soon get it. the most common model used is the Magic Wand by Hitatchi... I know this because my G/F`s sister owned a "toy" shop that sold em.
  29. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 4:25 am
    lol
  30. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 4:43 am
    i would put money on that woman being Goa`uld
  31. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 6:04 am
    I agree with Aquaeous.
  32. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 6:40 am
    I could think of a much better place for "spot on" relief
  33. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 6:48 am
    There are much better vibrators out there, so if someone is buying it for phucking herself, she might as well buy a better vibrator. I guess the best way to make money as a personal massager manufacturer is to imply or "suggest" it might also be a great phuck. It`s like having a rich boyfriend; nice to look at, not much of a shame to show around(especially if you wash the damn thing) but only a marginally tolerable lay.
  34. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 7:07 am

  35. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 8:45 am
    Since we`re on topic.... For the modern woman who`s looking for a high quality, classy `piece`... I recommend the brand Lelo. Oh and also the We Vibe. That`s a good product to use with someone else (google it). These vibs are not scary and huge with blinking lights and revolving parts. Also purchase something rechargeable, nothing with batteries. Just some advice...
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:17 am
    its a tool of plesure, just renamed
  37. Profile photo of oOFELIXOo
    oOFELIXOo Female 18-29
    177 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:27 am
    that thing would hurt my clitty..wtf someone masturbates too much lol
  38. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:42 am
    You act surprised, but really, women`s stores are littered with this kind of stuff. Mini "massagers" you can use in the bathtub and whatnot. Conservatives don`t catch on and buy them and complain that they don`t vibrate strong enough, but no annoying chick gets overly offended and has her congregation ban the product.
  39. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    I still think it is weak that some women just can`t accept that they are buying things to diddle themselves with so they have to buy an inferior product when products obviously made for the purpose work much nicer. It`s not like you have to set the thing on the coffee table as a conversation piece. And yes, the vibrator for screwing "came" long before these did. It was invented by a doctor for the specific purpose of screwing and screwing good. He thought that sexual tension made women crazy so he invented the phuck machine to cure them of their illness. I think this was when women started going to the doctor more often. From what I read he enjoyed showing women how to use it. It looked like Frankenstien`s monster with a dick attachment.
  40. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    All a man needs is a good hand.........
    Tsk tsk tsk.
  41. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    all it needs is a waterproof label
  42. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    definitely a vibrator...i saw one of these yesterday in our local sex shop by the mall...
  43. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    Honestly, this one doesn`t even look like a penis. Walk into a Sharper Image outlet and you will find ten different "massage wands" in various phallic shapes. It`s nothing new.
  44. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 7:25 am
    So....that`s where the g-spot is
  45. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    meh.

    The zoom doesn`t work.
  46. Profile photo of riseplease19
    riseplease19 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    your doing it wrong
  47. Profile photo of lindleyns
    lindleyns Female 18-29
    13 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    I work at Brookstone, we have massagers that look a lot worse then that one. Half the people that come in and look at it make comments on how they look.
  48. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    ZOOM!?

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