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Date: 03/02/11 11:00 AM

51 Responses to Soccer Player Beats Self… With Opposing Player?

  1. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    Link: Soccer Player Beats Self... With Opposing Player? - Watch the player in the red jersey... Either he`s a genius or the worst cheater in the history of football.
  2. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2011 at 11:05 am
    I lol`d through tears... Thank IAB...
  3. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Was the guy in red sent off?
  4. Profile photo of cityncolour
    cityncolour Male 30-39
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    March 2, 2011 at 11:14 am
    don`t call it football. it`s soccer. all you euros out there deal with it. trolololo.
  5. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:16 am
    Cheater cheater pumpkin eater.

    Is this the same game where they kicked the owl?
  6. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 2, 2011 at 11:20 am
    IT`S JUST A BIRD!
  7. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 2, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Clever but he should have been sent off. By the way, it IS football. Don`t be a wanker and say it`s soccer just because you can`t accept it. In every other country people say American Football when they talk about the game we call football.
  8. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 2, 2011 at 11:32 am
    @freddy:

    The president of FIFA calls it Association Football, and says Soccer is a good abbreviation of it.
  9. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
    this is why this isn`t a real sport.

    @freddyferret
    The problem with that is, American audiences would be confused if you call it football, but European audiences know exactly what you mean when you call it soccer. Therefore, calling it soccer is more appropriate for a website in English.
  10. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Genius. He flinches before he gets hit
  11. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:43 am
    And that`s why all the soccer players at my high school had drama classes!
  12. Profile photo of Milo_Pretzel
    Milo_Pretzel Female 18-29
    180 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:43 am
    That poor bird!
  13. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    March 2, 2011 at 12:04 pm

  14. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    March 2, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    >>Genius. He flinches before he gets hit

    I saw that! What a dick!
  15. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    @McGovern1981 you know what. . . i agree
  16. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    March 2, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    Soccer... so boring that the players have to fake getting hurt just to have some excitement.
  17. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    March 2, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    1) Soccer is the proper name for this sport. It`s short for Association Rules Football, and was called Soccer in Europe for a long time before they changed to Football.

    2) Does anyone know what happened? Did he get a penalty? Did the guy who`s arm was used get a penalty? Was there any followup?
  18. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    It`s called soccer because America says so. and you do NOT fcuk with `merica!
  19. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    Rick S:
    "1) Soccer is the proper name for this sport. It`s short for Association Rules Football"

    Rick S, please pay attention to what Rick S is saying, he seems like a pretty smart cookie, though he seems to only really hit his stride around the second sentence.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
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    March 2, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    I think I would believe wrestling is real before I believe soccer was.
  21. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    I love how his eye twitches before impact, definitely anticipating it lol
  22. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Por Favor!! Por Favor!!
  23. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    I`m pretty sure football is the correct name. You use your feet to handle the ball, pass the ball and score goals. In American Football you use your hands and to pass the ball, your legs to run up and down the pitch and your body to tackle other players. How is that football?
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    this is why this isn`t a real sport.

    This is why we cant take your comment seriously

  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    This is why i hate soccer now a days
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    2) Does anyone know what happened? Did he get a penalty? Did the guy who`s arm was used get a penalty? Was there any followup?

    The referee gave a foul on favor to Chile (team in red) so the faint did worked lol but it wasent anything that would change the course of a game.

    By the way, this happen in the Southamerican U-20 tournament, meaning they are all players under 20 years old. And too funny the narrators, they find this move as ridiculous as we all do and they say this is like something from The Three Stooges lol
  27. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    Ok everyone, it`s time for a history lesson.

    As an American who loves both football and soccer, it`s time the whole world learns why we call football football.

    Back when football was created, it was very much Rugby, where you could not throw the ball forward. In fact, there really was no passing at all. It was all about running the ball. How do you run? With your feet. Yep, this is how football got it`s name people. Perfectly logical, except for the fact the game evolved to allow forward passing.
  28. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    I would like to make note that I described the link as Football not Soccer. We invented the language, therefore we have the choice on what certain things are called and how they are spelled.
  29. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32788 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    I do hope he faced some nasty punishment after this was reviewed by officials, eh? It`s disgraceful and brings SHAME to him, his country and footy in general.
    It`s like watching a Frenchman falling down when the opposing player looks in his direction...
  30. Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    @Scott 2150, Piss off!
  31. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    March 2, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Isobar:

    Back when football was created, it was not very much Rugby. Rugby started in the 19th century. Football dates back at least a thousand years earlier, probably much more, and was defined mainly by a lack of rules until at least the late middle ages. "Here`s one goal, here`s the other, don`t kill anyone" was pretty much it. They didn`t even have a fixed number of players on each side, let alone rules about passing.

    All the modern games are football. The feet-only variant is the oldest modern variant played in English-speaking lands, so that`s the one that should be called just "football". Rugby football, American football and any other types of football should be called by their full names or a different shortform (like Rugby is). It`s probably too late to do anything about that now, though.
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    1) Soccer is the proper name for this sport. It`s short for Association Rules Football, and was called Soccer in Europe for a long time before they changed to Football.

    Except that it wasn`t really. It was a jokey name used by some students in one country only and it wasn`t used for a long time before they changed to football.

    But it probably was an abbreviation of either "football association" or, more likely, "association rules football". Football played in accordance with the rules created by the football association was called that to differentiate it from other forms of football.

    Which means they should have called it assball.
  33. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    Or maybe we should use different names for everything other than the oldest known version of football (which is still played in a few parts of Britain, albeit with more modern safety rules such as "no punching anyone"). That would make sense.
  34. Profile photo of mdg
    mdg Male 30-39
    44 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    Boooring!

    www.soccersucks.net/soccer_sucks.html
  35. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    Kickball should be called soccer. Soccer should be called my foot on your balls. And Football should be called tractor pull.
  36. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    damn, this reminds that when i go back to work in the summer i`ll be watching gay ass soccer most of the day...damn portugese :(
  37. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
    154 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    wow... he is pretty dumb
  38. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    please don`t kick an owl please don`t kick an owl please don`t kick an owl
  39. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:25 am
    watch his face! He even psyched himself up for it before doing it! Hilarious. And seriously, nobody cares if you think Futbol is boring. If it`s that bad don`t watch, and don`t leave a comment. That simple
  40. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:23 am
    Yeah, its the black players that are the most violent. We all know that.
  41. Profile photo of Qystein
    Qystein Male 18-29
    159 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:59 am
    What would American-handball look like?
    Bunch of guy running around kicking an egg-shaped ball?

    This is football, not your weird US-colonial rugby..
  42. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:34 am
    espetacular ---> meaning amazing
  43. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:49 am
    soccer, football, futebol, Fußball, fútbol, voetbal, calcio, fotball, ........

    its all the same, said in diferent languages ...it means "this" particular game played with your feet and a ball.

    leave it americans...you just simply dont understand our futebol/soccer culture, as hard as you may trie.
  44. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:48 am
    why does football/soccer always start a flame war? get your panties out of a wad and laugh at the idiot in the video!
  45. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 6:02 am
    always blames the black guys -.-
  46. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    March 3, 2011 at 6:48 am

  47. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:03 am
    gayest sport ever
  48. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:37 am
    what a ar tar
  49. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    it`s spanish, explains why.
  50. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
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    March 4, 2011 at 4:19 am
    @McGovern - That made me laugh WAY harder than the original posting did. Kudos!
  51. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    March 4, 2011 at 7:16 am
    It`s not spanish you twat, it`s south american, and if you could read properly; it`s Chile against Ecuador.

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