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Date: 03/25/11 01:27 PM

75 Responses to Snake Bite On Dutch TV: Anaconda Nomnomnom

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Link: Snake Bite On Dutch TV: Anaconda Nomnomnom - Girl grabs snake incorrectly... That`s not how you do that.... NSFE (the E is for ears).
  2. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    Something about that was very satisfying. I think it was her giant ironic hipster glasses.
  3. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    lmfao not safe for ears hahahaha
  4. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Am I the only one that heard
    "Y`all hold mah beer n watch this"?
  5. Profile photo of poisoncandy
    poisoncandy Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    ha dumb bitch
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    I feel bad for the snake really
  7. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Poor poor snake. I sincerely hope it did not get harmed after that. Stupid chattering girls, yelling and being loud- did they not think the thing could bite?
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    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    i wish the snake would have clamped down on her mouth.
  9. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    A.) woman have a higher threshold for pain?

    B.) that blew my right Headphone speaker SONOFABITCH WTF dratdrat!!! now i gotta get some new ones..
  10. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    I love that she isn`t doing -anything- to help the guys out, she`s just screaming and screaming. The fact that she minced it as well instead of just going for it... you can`t F around with wildlife, you either give it 100% and find out you have enough of whatever to keep a hold or you give it 50% because you are scared and the snake literally eats you for daring to underestimate it. Silly dumb bitch!
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    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    This should be labeled NSFS (Not safe for speakers)
  12. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    I feel bad for the snake too, that was stupid. As dumb as she was, they should have just ran away and let the snake have lunch. One less idiot on the planet.
  13. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Darwin, you have a phone call.
  14. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2413 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    (Not safe for speakers....nice
  15. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Uh, so WTF was the scenario here?
  16. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Contrary to Sir Mix-a-Lot`s song, it seems anacondas don`t particularly care if you got buns, hon.
  17. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    great of her friends to stay for moral support.
  18. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    Thanks IAB for the heads up
  19. Profile photo of carpedog
    carpedog Female 40-49
    50 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    what a drama queen
  20. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    That made my day.
  21. Profile photo of bullswool
    bullswool Male 30-39
    47 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    I can`t stop giggling
  22. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    why didnt they just cut its head off? #peta
  23. Profile photo of koolmole
    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    Owwwww, owwwwwww. Anacondas aren`t poisonous right?
  24. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Poor snake.
    But from this same high quality entertainment show, it doesn`t get any better than this.
    Chicken.
  25. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    Well, she won`t do THAT again! lolz!
  26. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    ... ur doin` it rong.
  27. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    March 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    What kind of TV show is this? The female version of WildBoyz?
  28. Profile photo of SteveHolt
    SteveHolt Male 18-29
    87 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    haha "lets make the ugly one do it first!"
  29. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    what the drat did she think would happen if she tried to grab a snake?
  30. Profile photo of midwestkid
    midwestkid Male 18-29
    25 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    why didnt they just let it eat her?
  31. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    Women.
  32. Profile photo of Damshek
    Damshek Male 18-29
    49 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    What show is that?
  33. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    I have never laughed so hard in me life!!!
    They say women can handle pain better than men?

    Oww owww Ohh OWWWwwww Aww Oww. etc..

    You can`t fix stupid
  34. Profile photo of Ktipr
    Ktipr Male 18-29
    121 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    @Damshek: The show is called "Echte meisjes in de jungle" or in English: "Real girls in the jungle". It`s about two groups of women who appeared in other reality shows and have to compete in a show similar to survivor.
  35. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    ANACONDA uses BITE!

    It`s super effective!
  36. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    a1butcher...go have a baby
  37. Profile photo of TopSmurff
    TopSmurff Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    Somebody shoot it!... It won`t stop screaming!
  38. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    stupid bitch thats what you get
  39. Profile photo of MissIndepend
    MissIndepend Female 30-39
    75 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    her friends seem more traumatized than her.. check them trying not to cry an not helping
  40. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    why did the other girls go in the water
  41. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    moral of the story? DON`T GRAB SNAKES...unless it`s on a plane, then it`s perfectly safe.
  42. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    hahaha
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    That thing in her hair must have frightened the poor snake.
  44. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
    154 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    In case any of you care for a short background story... here it is...

    http://tinyurl.com/4cukl7u
  45. Profile photo of TrustyMadman
    TrustyMadman Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    Natural Selection?
  46. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
    138 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    Lmao, they all run and one even goes to the other side of the river.
  47. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    and for this the darwin awards were invented
  48. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    A bunch of women yelling (sending vibrations) into a box that has a snake before picking it up.

    I like how it went from yelling to yelling.
  49. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    AAAUUUOOOOOOHHhhh AUUUhhHHHHHhHhh!
  50. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    I had to put the volume way low. It also doesn`t help that constrictors teeth are made so the more you pull away the more the teeth sink in.
  51. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    Maybe the guy in the yellow shirt should have done more than just stand there. Bah, thats what you get for being so ugly....i mean fat....i mean stupid.
  52. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    Uhh, deserve it much?
  53. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    Boy, her friends were really there for her, huh?

    You know what I`d do if a snake grabbed my friend? I`d tear that thing in half like King Kong. Not go running away making that idiotic hand waving "I`m crying" gesture that women seem to adore.
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    So wanted to see more
  55. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    youd think the german internet industry would have prepared her for this
  56. Profile photo of BluishOrange
    BluishOrange Female 50-59
    87 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    That`s the worst advertisement for being female I`ve ever seen.

  57. Profile photo of shadowmagini
    shadowmagini Male 18-29
    70 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    its ok....shes ugly
  58. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 1:38 am
    laughed through it all.
    seriously, poke at a big snake... things happen.
  59. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 2:37 am
    Wow that hasn`t even been on the programme yet!
  60. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 3:22 am
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 4:51 am
    "You know what I`d do if a snake grabbed my friend? I`d tear that thing in half like King Kong."

    Is that before or after you became The Hulk?
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 4:53 am
    so what was she screaming in pain for? - was it the bit itself (which i can`t imagine being hugely painful), from the constriction of the snake around her arm- maybe breaking bones, or just the sheer shock of it all???
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 4:56 am
    wtf is up with the frantic `fanning` of one`s face in this situation?! -why do *American* girls do this?! You know what would stop the panic... HELP YOUR FRIEND OUT!!!
  • Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 7:21 am
    @beternal they aren`t *American* girls...they are Dutch.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8407138/Snake-attacks-girl-on-Dutch-TV-show.html
  • Profile photo of bdowner60
    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:35 am
    A little love bight due to the snake having a crush on her.
  • Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:48 am
    what a dumbass
  • Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:51 am
    "You know what I`d do if a snake grabbed my friend? I`d tear that thing in half like King Kong."

    and then you would snap back to reality and wish that King Kong even existed right?
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 11:55 am
    too bad another anaconda didnt grab one of her friends when they were not helping her near the river
  • Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    I`m smiling now. That was entertaining to watch.
  • Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    always the nerdy one that has the worst poo happen. She probably didn`t even wanna go.
  • Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 10:45 am
    so what happened? did she lose fingers??
  • Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 5:12 am
    Ymke hunh, I`m not surprised... Now if they had put this in the commercial, maybe I would have watched the show instead of seeing it here!
  • Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 8:02 am
    i guess now she`ll think twice before deciding on such hideous accessories.
  • Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2011 at 10:31 am
    girl in black is kinda cute
  • Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 7:58 am
    Ah haha. It`s like a piercing is all.
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