Snake Bite On Dutch TV: Anaconda Nomnomnom

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Weird

Girl grabs snake incorrectly... That"s not how you do that.... NSFE (the E is for ears).
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Male 5,413
Ah haha. It`s like a piercing is all.
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Male 2,376
girl in black is kinda cute
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Female 397
i guess now she`ll think twice before deciding on such hideous accessories.
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Female 812
Ymke hunh, I`m not surprised... Now if they had put this in the commercial, maybe I would have watched the show instead of seeing it here!
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Female 614
so what happened? did she lose fingers??
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Male 426
always the nerdy one that has the worst poo happen. She probably didn`t even wanna go.
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Male 928
I`m smiling now. That was entertaining to watch.
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Male 2,855
too bad another anaconda didnt grab one of her friends when they were not helping her near the river
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Male 3,745
"You know what I`d do if a snake grabbed my friend? I`d tear that thing in half like King Kong."

and then you would snap back to reality and wish that King Kong even existed right?
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Male 196
what a dumbass
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Male 593
A little love bight due to the snake having a crush on her.
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Female 8,043
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Male 2,586
wtf is up with the frantic `fanning` of one`s face in this situation?! -why do *American* girls do this?! You know what would stop the panic... HELP YOUR FRIEND OUT!!!
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Male 2,586
so what was she screaming in pain for? - was it the bit itself (which i can`t imagine being hugely painful), from the constriction of the snake around her arm- maybe breaking bones, or just the sheer shock of it all???
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Male 2,332
"You know what I`d do if a snake grabbed my friend? I`d tear that thing in half like King Kong."

Is that before or after you became The Hulk?
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Male 3,076
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Female 412
Wow that hasn`t even been on the programme yet!
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Male 1,646
laughed through it all.
seriously, poke at a big snake... things happen.
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Male 70
its ok....shes ugly
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Female 87
That`s the worst advertisement for being female I`ve ever seen.

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Male 311
youd think the german internet industry would have prepared her for this
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Male 25,416
So wanted to see more
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Male 1,399
Boy, her friends were really there for her, huh?

You know what I`d do if a snake grabbed my friend? I`d tear that thing in half like King Kong. Not go running away making that idiotic hand waving "I`m crying" gesture that women seem to adore.
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Male 134
Uhh, deserve it much?
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Male 164
Maybe the guy in the yellow shirt should have done more than just stand there. Bah, thats what you get for being so ugly....i mean fat....i mean stupid.
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Male 553
I had to put the volume way low. It also doesn`t help that constrictors teeth are made so the more you pull away the more the teeth sink in.
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Male 378
AAAUUUOOOOOOHHhhh AUUUhhHHHHHhHhh!
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Male 177
A bunch of women yelling (sending vibrations) into a box that has a snake before picking it up.

I like how it went from yelling to yelling.
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Male 439
and for this the darwin awards were invented
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Female 138
Lmao, they all run and one even goes to the other side of the river.
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Male 144
Natural Selection?
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Female 154
In case any of you care for a short background story... here it is...

http://tinyurl.com/4cukl7u
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Male 40,262

That thing in her hair must have frightened the poor snake.
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Male 1,364
hahaha
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Male 353
moral of the story? DON`T GRAB SNAKES...unless it`s on a plane, then it`s perfectly safe.
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Male 142
why did the other girls go in the water
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Female 75
her friends seem more traumatized than her.. check them trying not to cry an not helping
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Male 2,384
stupid bitch thats what you get
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Male 51
Somebody shoot it!... It won`t stop screaming!
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Female 1,203
a1butcher...go have a baby
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Male 724
ANACONDA uses BITE!

It`s super effective!
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Male 121
@Damshek: The show is called "Echte meisjes in de jungle" or in English: "Real girls in the jungle". It`s about two groups of women who appeared in other reality shows and have to compete in a show similar to survivor.
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Male 4,807
I have never laughed so hard in me life!!!
They say women can handle pain better than men?

Oww owww Ohh OWWWwwww Aww Oww. etc..

You can`t fix stupid
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Male 49
What show is that?
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Male 506
Women.
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Male 25
why didnt they just let it eat her?
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Male 1,178
what the drat did she think would happen if she tried to grab a snake?
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Male 87
haha "lets make the ugly one do it first!"
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Male 2,402
What kind of TV show is this? The female version of WildBoyz?
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Male 312
... ur doin` it rong.
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Male 41,157
Well, she won`t do THAT again! lolz!
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Male 634
Poor snake.
But from this same high quality entertainment show, it doesn`t get any better than this.
Chicken.
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Male 176
Owwwww, owwwwwww. Anacondas aren`t poisonous right?
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Male 845
why didnt they just cut its head off? #peta
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Male 47
I can`t stop giggling
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Male 1,625
That made my day.
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Female 50
what a drama queen
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Male 314
Thanks IAB for the heads up
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Male 1,587
great of her friends to stay for moral support.
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Male 1,287
Contrary to Sir Mix-a-Lot`s song, it seems anacondas don`t particularly care if you got buns, hon.
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Male 1,312
Uh, so WTF was the scenario here?
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2,889
(Not safe for speakers....nice
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Male 3,301
Darwin, you have a phone call.
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Male 11,739
I feel bad for the snake too, that was stupid. As dumb as she was, they should have just ran away and let the snake have lunch. One less idiot on the planet.
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Male 519
This should be labeled NSFS (Not safe for speakers)
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Male 496
I love that she isn`t doing -anything- to help the guys out, she`s just screaming and screaming. The fact that she minced it as well instead of just going for it... you can`t F around with wildlife, you either give it 100% and find out you have enough of whatever to keep a hold or you give it 50% because you are scared and the snake literally eats you for daring to underestimate it. Silly dumb bitch!
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Male 910
A.) woman have a higher threshold for pain?

B.) that blew my right Headphone speaker SONOFABITCH WTF dratdrat!!! now i gotta get some new ones..
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Male 498
i wish the snake would have clamped down on her mouth.
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Female 8,126
Poor poor snake. I sincerely hope it did not get harmed after that. Stupid chattering girls, yelling and being loud- did they not think the thing could bite?
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Male 15,510
I feel bad for the snake really
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Male 67
ha dumb bitch
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Male 378
Am I the only one that heard
"Y`all hold mah beer n watch this"?
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Female 404
lmfao not safe for ears hahahaha
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Female 2,525
Something about that was very satisfying. I think it was her giant ironic hipster glasses.
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Female 8,043
Link: Snake Bite On Dutch TV: Anaconda Nomnomnom [Rate Link] - Girl grabs snake incorrectly... That`s not how you do that.... NSFE (the E is for ears).
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