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Date: 03/08/11 09:00 AM

50 Responses to Slow Loris With Tiny Umbrella

  1. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Link: Slow Loris With Tiny Umbrella - C`mon, this has to be the Awww of the Day--look at him!
  2. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Who opens umbrellas inside?
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36855 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:17 am

    A Loris? It`s cute but it looks like a retarded squirrel.
  4. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:28 am
    I WANT ONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
  5. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:29 am
    WITCH FINGERS!!!!!
  6. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:31 am
    awwwww
  7. Profile photo of RenaBea
    RenaBea Female 18-29
    6 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:36 am
    Want!
  8. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:37 am
    Gerry, you`re getting it all wrong. Its a SLOW Loris. It really is retarded.
  9. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:37 am
    Suppose you gave him a tiny fishing pole and propped him up next to an aquarium?! ha ha ha
  10. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:40 am
    daw "plz to give meh dee umbwella?"
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7475 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:55 am
    most definite awww of the day.
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Holy shizz that`s the cutest thing ever!!!
  13. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Is this a pokemon?
  14. Profile photo of Heldstecken
    Heldstecken Male 18-29
    91 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:14 am
    d`aaaawwwwwww
  15. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:33 am
    Oh my god, so much Awwwww!!!!
  16. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:42 am
    i want one, i want one
  17. Profile photo of deputy
    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:44 am
    I guess I just aaawwwverdosed
  18. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7611 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:44 am
    They are so cute- it upsets me to see them like this, i read that for every loris that makes it to the market 100 die.
  19. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:55 am
    KILL IT WITH FIRE. THOSE EYES AAAAUGHGHGHG
  20. Profile photo of ernstheller
    ernstheller Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 8, 2011 at 11:01 am
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQZBOZI9LwU
  21. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 11:57 am
    "KILL IT WITH FIRE. THOSE EYES AAAAUGHGHGHG"

    here
  22. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    "Just gonna take a nice nap under the shade"
  23. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Now, if only it`d do the umbrella thing off Totoro and make plants grow!!
  24. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    D`awww, he even holds it over his head
  25. Profile photo of Zach82
    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    "Awww.. this umbrella completes me... *snooze*"
  26. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    aww...
  27. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    hai thanks. i needz this to hidz me frum teh elements. k bye.
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    nope. Didnt pull of awwww of the day
  29. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    @Fatninja01

    no one cares, don`t be an a-hole. you took the time to comment on it still.

    and I want a slow loris >.< they`re adorable!
  30. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    cute and funny
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36855 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Can I get a fast loris ?

    If there`s a slow one it stands to reason their aught to be a fast one.

  32. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    I`m sleeeeeeeeping in the rain!
  33. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    Pretty nifty opposable thumb for a non-human animal.

    Do these things have a crappily specialised diet and thus lack energy, like koalas?
  34. Profile photo of LittleMickey
    LittleMickey Female 18-29
    227 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    Look at that face!
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    Silly thing, is not even raining!
  36. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    @simim
    Can we get married?
  37. Profile photo of bayoubengal
    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    0:19 - "I EFFING LOVE THIS UMBRELLA."
  38. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    I must have one.
  39. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    "hey loris, don`t opposable thumbs rock?"
    "yeah, they totally do"
  40. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 11:39 pm

    Damn show off!
  41. Profile photo of marmar480
    marmar480 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:14 am
    so precious
  42. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:57 am
    d`awww :)
  43. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:31 am
    Why couldn`t a branch of humanoids have evolved from these guys. They would be marvelous little phuckers. Imagine the little monsters as primitive gnomes! I need a living thing that can wear those tiny red hats!
  44. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:52 am
    Sorry to put a damper, but in 2007 the Slow Loris falls under Appendix I under the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora resolution adopted in 1963. It is illegal to trade or sell such animals signed by 80 countries including the USA. These animals are illegal to own. They are on the Appendix I list of animals threatened with extinction.
  45. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:03 am
    awww he loves the umbrella xD
  46. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:30 am
    @handys003

    And yet they still have one.
  47. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    OMG I was at the zoo yesterday and I saw one of these <3 They`re adorable.
  48. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    I feel really bad for the poor little animal -- I almost want to cry. They are just teasing it. It`s a wild animal you morons, not a pet. Why are some people so stupid? I hope it rips their throats out when they sleep and then escapes.
  49. Profile photo of rapemanDLX
    rapemanDLX Male 18-29
    48 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 10:25 am
    THis almost made me cry. That animal shouldn`t be there. And the teasing! Geez..
  50. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:05 am
    aww why they keep taking it from him wat a douche

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