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Date: 03/21/11 09:08 AM

67 Responses to She`s Too Good for Everyone

  1. Profile photo of Murcu
    Murcu Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:09 am
    Link: She`s Too Good for Everyone - The sad part is I think I actually fell in love with her while watching this...
  2. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:15 am
    The shorts and tubes socks are the win.
  3. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:18 am
    Be her very good friend, and she`ll set you up with another of her friends. Just don`t fall in love.

    And yes, she was hot.
  4. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:19 am
    yes... yes, cry on my shoulder
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:24 am

    Score 4

    totally real! You love`em even though you think they are the devil incarnate!

    HA! I laugh at straight men.... okay, I admit, I`ve done it too over totally hot guys that look like the guy in Das Beer Boot vid
  6. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:25 am
    Yea! I-A-B posted something that doesn`t suck or cause a flame war.

  7. Profile photo of vstorm
    vstorm Male 30-39
    158 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:28 am
    Cool song, hot girl.
  8. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Fûck her... even though you never will. And by "you" I mean me. Damn it all.
  9. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:42 am
    This was good! I love when the dog starting singing along and when the one guys hair was on fire just a little bit
  10. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:43 am
    awe poor guy
  11. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:46 am
    The dog sang with him hahahha xD
  12. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Been that door mat. Yet I`d still chew off my own arm for a smile from the girl in the video
  13. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:01 am
    haha. It`s only funny because it`s true.
  14. Profile photo of riseplease19
    riseplease19 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:02 am
    So true it hurts... Kill the b$@&$!!!
  15. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:13 am
    That was awesome.
  16. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:16 am
    I`ve never been a doormat, but I`ve had girls who are friends, in a comfortable way. For me at least, they haven`t indicated further interest. But what I`m getting to (I`m not gay) is that even though I haven`t been in this situation, I totally get it because it is such a common trope in our society. And that is sad. So I`m going to start carrying a stake on me. Join me in my revolution. VIVAT VOLGI!!
  17. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:18 am
    I dedicate this song to Jodi Mc_______. The only thing I`ve been in of her`s is her friend zone. Since the 11th grade. Ah... good times.
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:23 am
    Many of us have gone trough something like that at some point in our lives
  19. Profile photo of jakillz2
    jakillz2 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:26 am
    I literally just broke up with my gf this morning and this is the best possible ANYTHING I could have stumbled upon in this moment! :)
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:36 am
    Well, the only way to really escape that situation is to change yourself, dude, or hope she moves to Milwaukie...
  21. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:47 am
    This song reminded me of `Who do you think I am?` by Hopsin..but alot less rap-ish.
  22. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:54 am
    theres ways of dealing with girls like that.
  23. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:02 am

  24. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Ugh I know so many guys like this. It is so annoying.
  25. Profile photo of memoryburner
    memoryburner Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:08 am
    "could you please stop staring at me?" "aint noone looking at you bitch" the only appropriate response.
  26. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:41 am
    That`s right guys, set lower standards! Hot women are evil inside, aim for a homely girl.

    wait no...that wasn`t the message of the song was it?
    more likely the message is don`t wear red short shorts or you won`t have a chance.
  27. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:56 am
    Yep, hot women tend to have terrible personalities. And this is (like the video said) because people often tell them how hot (and thus desirable) they are; goes straight into those largely empty heads of theirs.

    Not good relationship material.

  28. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Holy Jesuits that sound struck home. Story of entire stupid my adolesence.

    Yay for being married!
  29. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    I thought it was cute
  30. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    If i had a dollar for every time I told a hot girl that she was a stuck up b.tch i would have like 20 bucks. lol
  31. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Boom. Headshot.

    Ehm... I`ll just stand over here and not draw too much attention to the fact that I`m at times still naive enough to have to live through this.
  32. Profile photo of Lillim
    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    On the other hand, she`ll never be really happy in life. Small victory, but there it is.
  33. Profile photo of 10Bears
    10Bears Male 30-39
    452 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    wow i feel really bad after watching that
  34. Profile photo of redsy
    redsy Female 18-29
    94 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    I thought he wasn`t too bad-looking himself.
  35. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    So true.
  36. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    F*ck HIS Life! Also i lol`ed at the singing dog.
  37. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    every guy has gone through this phase at least once
  38. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    Thats why you don`t bother with girls who are "10/10`s", they usually are bitches and just use people. They know they are hot and crave the attention. Better to target the 7 or 8 out of 10, they usually more fun to be with anyway.
  39. Profile photo of Padiddle
    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    Girls go through this phase with hot guys, too. Trust me, I know. Apparently I`m only an 8.5 and therefore not good enough LOL
  40. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    Pfft that guy acts like there is something wrong with shooting her in the face and having his way with the body.
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:33 pm
  42. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    yeahh, hating on girls who are better looking than me, now this is something i can get down with!
  43. Profile photo of sgibson12
    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    Awesome!! There should be a national dump your bitch gf day. Keep them in check.
  44. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
    154 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    I`m not that bad looking and I married a computer geek :-) Happily Married to a computer geek. Not all cute girls are mean.
  45. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    I hate women like this. I`ve known a few. And I told them to screw off.

    Though, if you were desperately horny enough to degrade yourself for a night with her, the best way is to reject her.

    Seriously, tell her "No." Simple as that, you have her interest because she`s so used to guys just falling over to let her walk on them.

    Either that, or she`ll blow up at you, in which case it`s her loss.

    It`s not like getting laid is more important than dignity. Especially when the chances of you getting laid are slim to none anyway.

    Eh, she was okay. Doesn`t quite match my personal preferences, but whatever. I can see her appeal. The song was pretty amusing, though.
  46. Profile photo of Dieperson
    Dieperson Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    There is: Feb. 4-10th was national "dump your significant jerk" week
  47. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Dime a dozen from where I live.
  48. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    Who hasn`t been in that situation where you do stupid poo to help someone hot out in the hopes for a chance. But it never comes and you just feel stupid later.... Damn i`ve done just that in the past week...
  49. Profile photo of MCMXCIII
    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Somehow I thought of the song Hellfire. You know, that one from Disney`s Hunchback of Notre Dame.
  50. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    oh CyoteKing, what man hasn`t. Damn us all.
  51. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    Hmm, I can think of a few guys like that too.
    You may have their attention for a week or so, but then if you`re not prepared to blow them on-the-spot, too bad for you.
    we are stupid, stupid, stupid people
  52. Profile photo of Mechi
    Mechi Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    They key is to not give a fk and like a lone wolf just walk away....after you get some....lmfao
  53. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    btw, I love that a man`s liberty = video games, money, steak, comics, pot and beer
  54. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    I`d tell her straight up that she`s a heartless bitch who is unbearable to be around, whose only saving grace is her looks, and after those fade is destined to die alone.
  55. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    Does Denis Leary know that he stole "non-nice individual"?
  56. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    I was "friends" with a girl like that. She had lots of little male friends and she FREAKED out when I took one from her.
  57. Profile photo of iamboredtooo
    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
    215 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:59 pm
    ...and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why God invented gay men. They look pretty enough to get her attention, then turn her down, out-bitch her, tell her she`s ugly and sleep with her boyfriend.
  58. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 12:25 am

  59. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:27 am
    Wow. This was amazing. So glad I saw this tonight!
  60. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:51 am
    lol @iamboredtooo "...and sleep with her boyfriend" thats ace.
  61. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:37 am
    So often parody`s like this get a chick that is pretty, but not really all that.
    NOT THIS TIME.. OMFG this chick is so freaking hot!
  62. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:28 am
    well, at least she said please...
  63. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Sad thing is, I know chicks like this :/ Very clever song though :)
  64. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    Very funny song. But really, if you if you`re at the beck and call of some hot but awful woman just because you might have a chance with her, then it`s your own fault, not hers. I`ve been that guy, and learning that I was choosing my own unhappiness was an important lesson on the path to becoming an adult human being who takes responsibility for his actions.
  65. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    @sbeelz: I thought that was part of the point of the song. P:
  66. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:23 am
    Chics like that are easy to win. Just ignore them and treat them a little bad and they will be all over you. Sounds crazy but it works.

    Problem is, all you get is a crappy chic that you dont like much. Sure she is fun in the sack but thats about it.
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    101 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Is this the same guy from the one semester of spanish spanish love song?

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