She`s Too Good for Everyone

Submitted by: Murcu 5 years ago Funny

The sad part is I think I actually fell in love with her while watching this...
There are 66 comments:
Male 359
Chics like that are easy to win. Just ignore them and treat them a little bad and they will be all over you. Sounds crazy but it works.

Problem is, all you get is a crappy chic that you dont like much. Sure she is fun in the sack but thats about it.
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Female 400
@sbeelz: I thought that was part of the point of the song. P:
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Male 2,868
Very funny song. But really, if you if you`re at the beck and call of some hot but awful woman just because you might have a chance with her, then it`s your own fault, not hers. I`ve been that guy, and learning that I was choosing my own unhappiness was an important lesson on the path to becoming an adult human being who takes responsibility for his actions.
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Female 226
Sad thing is, I know chicks like this :/ Very clever song though :)
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Female 382
well, at least she said please...
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Male 451
So often parody`s like this get a chick that is pretty, but not really all that.
NOT THIS TIME.. OMFG this chick is so freaking hot!
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Male 479
lol @iamboredtooo "...and sleep with her boyfriend" thats ace.
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Male 897
Wow. This was amazing. So glad I saw this tonight!
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Female 3,696
iamboredtooo



<3
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Male 214
...and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why God invented gay men. They look pretty enough to get her attention, then turn her down, out-bitch her, tell her she`s ugly and sleep with her boyfriend.
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Female 582
I was "friends" with a girl like that. She had lots of little male friends and she FREAKED out when I took one from her.
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Female 533
Does Denis Leary know that he stole "non-nice individual"?
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Male 519
I`d tell her straight up that she`s a heartless bitch who is unbearable to be around, whose only saving grace is her looks, and after those fade is destined to die alone.
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Female 423
btw, I love that a man`s liberty = video games, money, steak, comics, pot and beer
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Male 133
They key is to not give a fk and like a lone wolf just walk away....after you get some....lmfao
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Female 423
Hmm, I can think of a few guys like that too.
You may have their attention for a week or so, but then if you`re not prepared to blow them on-the-spot, too bad for you.
we are stupid, stupid, stupid people
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Male 1,311
oh CyoteKing, what man hasn`t. Damn us all.
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Male 356
Somehow I thought of the song Hellfire. You know, that one from Disney`s Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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Male 2,988
Who hasn`t been in that situation where you do stupid poo to help someone hot out in the hopes for a chance. But it never comes and you just feel stupid later.... Damn i`ve done just that in the past week...
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Male 2,402
Dime a dozen from where I live.
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Male 19
@sgibson

There is: Feb. 4-10th was national "dump your significant jerk" week
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Male 3,482
I hate women like this. I`ve known a few. And I told them to screw off.

Though, if you were desperately horny enough to degrade yourself for a night with her, the best way is to reject her.

Seriously, tell her "No." Simple as that, you have her interest because she`s so used to guys just falling over to let her walk on them.

Either that, or she`ll blow up at you, in which case it`s her loss.

It`s not like getting laid is more important than dignity. Especially when the chances of you getting laid are slim to none anyway.

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Eh, she was okay. Doesn`t quite match my personal preferences, but whatever. I can see her appeal. The song was pretty amusing, though.
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Female 154
I`m not that bad looking and I married a computer geek :-) Happily Married to a computer geek. Not all cute girls are mean.
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Male 93
Awesome!! There should be a national dump your bitch gf day. Keep them in check.
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Female 3,001
yeahh, hating on girls who are better looking than me, now this is something i can get down with!
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Male 25,416
lame
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Male 2,796
Pfft that guy acts like there is something wrong with shooting her in the face and having his way with the body.
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Female 192
Girls go through this phase with hot guys, too. Trust me, I know. Apparently I`m only an 8.5 and therefore not good enough LOL
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Male 768
Thats why you don`t bother with girls who are "10/10`s", they usually are bitches and just use people. They know they are hot and crave the attention. Better to target the 7 or 8 out of 10, they usually more fun to be with anyway.
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Male 295
every guy has gone through this phase at least once
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Male 210
F*ck HIS Life! Also i lol`ed at the singing dog.
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Male 192
So sad...so true.
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Female 94
I thought he wasn`t too bad-looking himself.
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Male 473
wow i feel really bad after watching that
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Female 269
On the other hand, she`ll never be really happy in life. Small victory, but there it is.
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Male 2,553
Boom. Headshot.

Ehm... I`ll just stand over here and not draw too much attention to the fact that I`m at times still naive enough to have to live through this.
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Male 426
If i had a dollar for every time I told a hot girl that she was a stuck up b.tch i would have like 20 bucks. lol
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Male 439
I thought it was cute
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Male 521
Holy Jesuits that sound struck home. Story of entire stupid my adolesence.

Yay for being married!
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Male 2,332
Yep, hot women tend to have terrible personalities. And this is (like the video said) because people often tell them how hot (and thus desirable) they are; goes straight into those largely empty heads of theirs.

Not good relationship material.



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Male 648
That`s right guys, set lower standards! Hot women are evil inside, aim for a homely girl.

wait no...that wasn`t the message of the song was it?
more likely the message is don`t wear red short shorts or you won`t have a chance.
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Male 132
"could you please stop staring at me?" "aint noone looking at you bitch" the only appropriate response.
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Female 2,525
Ugh I know so many guys like this. It is so annoying.
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Male 270
@Angelmassb

Yup...
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Male 721
theres ways of dealing with girls like that.
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Male 773
This song reminded me of `Who do you think I am?` by Hopsin..but alot less rap-ish.
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Male 36,424
Well, the only way to really escape that situation is to change yourself, dude, or hope she moves to Milwaukie...
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Male 59
I literally just broke up with my gf this morning and this is the best possible ANYTHING I could have stumbled upon in this moment! :)
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Male 15,510
Many of us have gone trough something like that at some point in our lives
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Female 2,674
I dedicate this song to Jodi Mc_______. The only thing I`ve been in of her`s is her friend zone. Since the 11th grade. Ah... good times.
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Male 1,587
I`ve never been a doormat, but I`ve had girls who are friends, in a comfortable way. For me at least, they haven`t indicated further interest. But what I`m getting to (I`m not gay) is that even though I haven`t been in this situation, I totally get it because it is such a common trope in our society. And that is sad. So I`m going to start carrying a stake on me. Join me in my revolution. VIVAT VOLGI!!
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Male 749
That was awesome.
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Male 106
So true it hurts... Kill the b$@&$!!!
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Male 400
haha. It`s only funny because it`s true.
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Male 959
Been that door mat. Yet I`d still chew off my own arm for a smile from the girl in the video
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Male 2,690
The dog sang with him hahahha xD
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Female 407
awe poor guy
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Female 2,764
This was good! I love when the dog starting singing along and when the one guys hair was on fire just a little bit
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Male 2,440
Fûck her... even though you never will. And by "you" I mean me. Damn it all.
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Male 158
Cool song, hot girl.
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Male 1,021
Yea! I-A-B posted something that doesn`t suck or cause a flame war.

Nice!
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Male 37,888

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totally real! You love`em even though you think they are the devil incarnate!

HA! I laugh at straight men.... okay, I admit, I`ve done it too over totally hot guys that look like the guy in Das Beer Boot vid
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Male 260
yes... yes, cry on my shoulder
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Male 1,240
Be her very good friend, and she`ll set you up with another of her friends. Just don`t fall in love.

And yes, she was hot.
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Male 880
The shorts and tubes socks are the win.
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Male 84
Link: She`s Too Good for Everyone [Rate Link] - The sad part is I think I actually fell in love with her while watching this...
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