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Date: 03/02/11 04:02 PM

49 Responses to Sexy Comes Standard

  1. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Link: Sexy Comes Standard - Most Original Advert of 2011?
  2. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    Makes me want my own personal sumo wrestler before a soccer mom car.
  3. Profile photo of TopSmurff
    TopSmurff Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    Ha, That was great!

    Or how a douche bag would say, "That was a total win"
  4. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    omg this is the best advertisement of all time....OF ALL TIME!!
  5. Profile photo of BBJellyFish
    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    549 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    hahahhah! drating. awesome. On just, SO many levels.
  6. Profile photo of Damngreens
    Damngreens Male 18-29
    163 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    the other subaru commiercal they did few years ago was even better
  7. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    That is awesome!

    Doesn`t make me want a Subaru any more than before, but still... That`s hilarious.
  8. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    "Or how a douche bag would say, "That was a total win"

    I think you mean, how someone who doesn`t act 67 would say it. Get off your high horse grandpa, then maybe you can enjoy yourself before you actually do get old. Loser.
  9. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Must...buy...Subaru
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    So... Fat people makes you laugh
  11. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    LOL! That was great. BTW Sumo guys are like NFL stars in Japan. They get all the top babes.
  12. Profile photo of thesmartkid
    thesmartkid Male 18-29
    49 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    having a sumo dude would almost be worth owning a non- rally ready impreza... thats the only way i would own a subaru
  13. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    i knew i loved subaru for a reason.
  14. Profile photo of AlishaLovesU
    AlishaLovesU Female 13-17
    88 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    I need a Subaru so I can have one of those things.
  15. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    I am not watching this. "Most original" I don`t think so. You can`t be any more original than original. Also it`s ads and the title pic looks unpleasant.
  16. Profile photo of Eukre
    Eukre Male 30-39
    70 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    HAHAHA - Funny. Still doesn`t make me want to buy one.
  17. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    "I am not watching this. "Most original" I don`t think so. You can`t be any more original than original. Also it`s ads and the title pic looks unpleasant."

    Then why the drat did you comment?
  18. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    +10000 points for peaches!
  19. Profile photo of TopSmurff
    TopSmurff Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    @nijd
    Saying that something is "a win" doesn`t make sense. Following the crowd, and saying something that everyone else says isn`t a form of enjoyment; and not doing this certainly doesn`t make someone a loser. Try to think about what you say, before you say it... college boy
  20. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    Subaru using sumo wrestlers in an ad, sorry not that original. This older one is better anyway.
    http://tinyurl.com/6m7fuo
  21. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    Rule 34 comes to advertising.
  22. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    If this is their idea of sexy (sarcastic), then I can only assume they will apply that same ideal to their delivery of a solid power train and performance engine (sarcastic)
  23. Profile photo of Dhharrgoww
    Dhharrgoww Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    Yup, the other commercial was better from the beginning--Electric Six`s DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE! was all it took.
  24. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    The 30 second spot has different shots

    30 Second Spot
  25. Profile photo of duderlydude
    duderlydude Male 30-39
    110 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    ok
  26. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    That does NOT make me want to buy a car.
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    ROFL!

    An absolutely non-Japanese commercial that`s eye-popping.

    ...and not hawt and NOT sexy.
  28. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    ha
    I love this commercial
    well done subaru.
  29. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    That makes me what to buy a Honda

    or a Toyota
    or a Ford
    or a Chevy
    or a Yugo
    or . . .
  30. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    What is this? I don`t even...
  31. Profile photo of pomokey
    pomokey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    Aren`t all Subaru`s Japanese? I don`t understand.
  32. Profile photo of dagremlin
    dagremlin Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    uh... wow.... just wow. that commercial got my attention alright. sent me right to ANY other kind of car dealership.
  33. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    Hahaha! I need a Subaru now
  34. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    `bout time sumo wrestling gets the endorsements it deserves

    oh, and hawt!
  35. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 11:41 pm
    0o WTF?
  36. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:10 am
    is there something wrong with me? cause i dont find that sexy.
  37. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:22 am
    from now on I`m gonna laugh at anyone driving a Subaru Forester...
  38. Profile photo of lastrogue
    lastrogue Male 18-29
    176 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:10 am
    Dead sheckshee
  39. Profile photo of champbronc2
    champbronc2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:10 am
    I wanna buy one for my car
  40. Profile photo of skruffer2
    skruffer2 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:01 am
    Lmao best ad I`ve seen in a long time
  41. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 6:03 am
    I`d of loved that advert in England.
  42. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:34 am
    I quite enjoyed that one. I love sumo wrestlers <3
  43. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:02 am
    and our suspensions are the best
  44. Profile photo of handeman77
    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:39 am
    Ok... Chevy for me.
  45. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:45 am
    Hahahahahaha! That`s awesome!
  46. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    lol
  47. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 6:30 am
    PROS:
    - No parking tickets
    - No people hitting your car with their door and just driving off
    - No one breaking into your car

    CONS:
    -Streak marks on the hood

    More pros, I`m off to go buy a Subaru!
  48. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Are they singing `the boys want to beat her, the girls want to beat her!`?
  49. Profile photo of ICantNameMe
    ICantNameMe Male 18-29
    34 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    "This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated due to multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement from claimants..."
    Awww... D:

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